| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Brutus Dratelli | D.Sorcerer | 40 | Emphasis on fitness | 5 | 1 |  UGLIER BASTARD | Shogun | 30 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 1 |  Patrick Bateman | Master Bate | 30 | Speedy | 5 | 0 |  Bert Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 25 | Balanced | 5 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Brutus Dratelli.
Battle 137 of season 4 has begun
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
| | UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 28, Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 82% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 5 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 28, Patrick Bateman: 25, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 74% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Bert Beardsley calmly dodged it.
Bert Beardsley
"You may have guts but you don't have what it takes."
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 28, Patrick Bateman: 25, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 5%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Bert Beardsley swiftly dodged it.
Bert Beardsley
"You may have guts but you don't have what it takes."
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 28, Patrick Bateman: 25, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
| | UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 26, Patrick Bateman: 25, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
| | UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 24, Patrick Bateman: 25, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 78% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Bert Beardsley swiftly dodged it.
Bert Beardsley
"You may have guts but you don't have what it takes."
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 24, Patrick Bateman: 25, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 60% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Critical hit by UGLIER BASTARD!!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"OOOH I'M ABOUT TO RUIN YOU!!♥"
Dealt 17 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 24, Patrick Bateman: 8, Bert Beardsley: 25 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: 24, Patrick Bateman: 8, Bert Beardsley: 21 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Critical hit by Bert Beardsley!!!
Bert Beardsley
"Things are getting hairy! Time to unleash MUTTONCHOP MADNESS!!"
Dealt 38 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, UGLIER BASTARD: -14, Patrick Bateman: 8, Bert Beardsley: 21 )
UGLIER BASTARD has 0 lives remaining!
UGLIER BASTARD has been defeated...
"im sorry"
UGLIER BASTARD disappeared after 1 wins...
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 82% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 8, Bert Beardsley: 17 )
 | Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 24%)
Critical hit by Patrick Bateman!!!
Patrick Bateman
"HEY Bert Beardsley ! AAAAAAAAH! "
Dealt 34 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 8, Bert Beardsley: -17 )
Bert Beardsley ran away!
"Handlebar Hop!"
Bert Beardsley has 4 lives remaining!
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 74% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Patrick Bateman swiftly dodged it.
Patrick Bateman
"I have to return some videotapes"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 8 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
| | Brutus Dratelli barely dodged it.
Brutus Dratelli
"Some attack THAT was!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 8 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 76% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 4 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 4 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 5 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 35, Patrick Bateman: 4 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 72% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 3 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 35, Patrick Bateman: 1 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 60%)
Critical hit by Patrick Bateman!!!
Patrick Bateman
"HEY Brutus Dratelli ! AAAAAAAAH! "
Dealt 34 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 1, Patrick Bateman: 1 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 77% / Critical hit rate 60%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Patrick Bateman swiftly dodged it.
Patrick Bateman
"I have to return some videotapes"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 1, Patrick Bateman: 1 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 60%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
| | Brutus Dratelli barely dodged it.
Brutus Dratelli
"Some attack THAT was!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 1, Patrick Bateman: 1 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 77% / Critical hit rate 60%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Patrick Bateman barely dodged it.
Patrick Bateman
"I have to return some videotapes"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 1, Patrick Bateman: 1 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 60%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 5 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: -4, Patrick Bateman: 1 )
Brutus Dratelli ran away!
 "I failed to anticipate this course of events, I must regroup with my strategists."
Brutus Dratelli has 4 lives remaining!
The winner is Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman
"Time to return some videotapes"
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