| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Patrick Bateman | Master Bate | 30 | Speedy | 5 | 1 |  Brutus Dratelli | D.Sorcerer | 40 | Emphasis on fitness | 4 | 1 |  Bert Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 25 | Balanced | 4 | 0 |  hachikuji is a massive faggot | hachikuji is a massive faggot | 25 | Balanced | 5 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Patrick Bateman.
Battle 138 of season 4 has begun
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Brutus Dratelli: 38, Bert Beardsley: 25, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 25 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 3 damage to hachikuji is a massive faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Brutus Dratelli: 38, Bert Beardsley: 25, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 5%)
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Brutus Dratelli: 38, Bert Beardsley: 21, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 5 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Brutus Dratelli: 38, Bert Beardsley: 16, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 3 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Brutus Dratelli: 35, Bert Beardsley: 16, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 86% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 6 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 24, Brutus Dratelli: 35, Bert Beardsley: 16, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Critical hit by hachikuji is a massive faggot!!!
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 35 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 24, Brutus Dratelli: 0, Bert Beardsley: 16, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
Brutus Dratelli ran away!
 "I failed to anticipate this course of events, I must regroup with my strategists."
Brutus Dratelli has 3 lives remaining!
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 3 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 24, Bert Beardsley: 13, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 89% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Critical hit by Bert Beardsley!!!
Bert Beardsley
"Things are getting hairy! Time to unleash MUTTONCHOP MADNESS!!"
Dealt 34 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: -10, Bert Beardsley: 13, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
Patrick Bateman ran away!
 "I forgot to return some videotapes "
Patrick Bateman has 4 lives remaining!
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 3 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 10, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 22 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 22%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 4 damage to hachikuji is a massive faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 10, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 18 )
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 5 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 5, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 18 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 26%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 4 damage to hachikuji is a massive faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 5, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 14 )
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Critical hit by hachikuji is a massive faggot!!!
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 34 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: -29, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 14 )
Bert Beardsley ran away!
"Handlebar Hop!"
Bert Beardsley has 3 lives remaining!
The winner is hachikuji is a massive faggot!
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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