| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  hachikuji is a massive faggot | hachikuji is a massive faggot | 25 | Balanced | 5 | 1 |  Patrick Bateman | Master Bate | 30 | Speedy | 4 | 1 |  Brutus Dratelli | D.Sorcerer | 40 | Emphasis on fitness | 3 | 1 |  Bert Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 25 | Balanced | 3 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was hachikuji is a massive faggot.
Battle 139 of season 4 has begun
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (hachikuji is a massive faggot: 25, Patrick Bateman: 30, Brutus Dratelli: 40, Bert Beardsley: 21 )
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 82% / Critical hit rate 5%)
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 8 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (hachikuji is a massive faggot: 25, Patrick Bateman: 22, Brutus Dratelli: 40, Bert Beardsley: 21 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Critical hit by Bert Beardsley!!!
Bert Beardsley
"Things are getting hairy! Time to unleash MUTTONCHOP MADNESS!!"
Dealt 35 damage to hachikuji is a massive faggot!!
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Health remaining (hachikuji is a massive faggot: -10, Patrick Bateman: 22, Brutus Dratelli: 40, Bert Beardsley: 21 )
hachikuji is a massive faggot ran away!
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
hachikuji is a massive faggot has 4 lives remaining!
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 3 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 22, Brutus Dratelli: 40, Bert Beardsley: 18 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 4 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 22, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Bert Beardsley: 18 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 3 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 22, Brutus Dratelli: 33, Bert Beardsley: 18 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 78% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 3 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 22, Brutus Dratelli: 33, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 4 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 22, Brutus Dratelli: 29, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 89% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 9 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 13, Brutus Dratelli: 29, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 71% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Patrick Bateman barely dodged it.
Patrick Bateman
"I have to return some videotapes"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 13, Brutus Dratelli: 29, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 13, Brutus Dratelli: 27, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 8 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 5, Brutus Dratelli: 27, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 74% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 3 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 2, Brutus Dratelli: 27, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 42%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 2, Brutus Dratelli: 25, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 90% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
| | Patrick Bateman barely dodged it.
Patrick Bateman
"I have to return some videotapes"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 2, Brutus Dratelli: 25, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 72% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 4 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: -2, Brutus Dratelli: 25, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
Patrick Bateman ran away!
 "I forgot to return some videotapes "
Patrick Bateman has 3 lives remaining!
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 5 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 20, Bert Beardsley: 15 )
 | Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 87% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Critical hit by Brutus Dratelli!!!
Brutus Dratelli
"Surrender now or DIE! Serpentine Strike!"
Dealt 32 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
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Health remaining (Brutus Dratelli: 20, Bert Beardsley: -17 )
Bert Beardsley ran away!
"Handlebar Hop!"
Bert Beardsley has 2 lives remaining!
The winner is Brutus Dratelli!
They have a total of 2 wins!
Brutus Dratelli
 "Don't cry because it's over, but because your land is now mine! HAHAHAAA!"
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