| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Patrick Bateman | Master Bate | 30 | Speedy | 2 | 2 |  Bert Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 25 | Balanced | 1 | 0 |  Pat Richardson! | Heyurizen from /b/ | 30 | Emphasis on fitness | 4 | 0 |  hachikuji is a decent faggot | hachikuji is a decent faggot | 25 | Balanced | 3 | 1 |
The winner of the last battle was Patrick Bateman.
They've had 2 Wins.
Battle 143 of season 4 has begun
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 5 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
| | Pat Richardson!
"get your hands off my dick!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 25, Pat Richardson!: 25, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 25 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 5 damage to hachikuji is a decent faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 25, Pat Richardson!: 25, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 20 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 21, Pat Richardson!: 25, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 20 )
| hachikuji is a decent faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 93% / Critical hit rate 5%)
hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 3 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
| | Pat Richardson!
"get your hands off my dick!"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 21, Pat Richardson!: 22, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 20 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to hachikuji is a decent faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 21, Pat Richardson!: 22, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 18 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 4 damage to hachikuji is a decent faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 21, Pat Richardson!: 22, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 14 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 2 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 19, Pat Richardson!: 22, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 14 )
| hachikuji is a decent faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Critical hit by hachikuji is a decent faggot!!!
hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 35 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 19, Pat Richardson!: -13, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 14 )
Pat Richardson! ran away!
"im going to pizza hut"
Pat Richardson! has 3 lives remaining!
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
| | hachikuji is a decent faggot barely dodged it.
hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 19, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 14 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 3 damage to hachikuji is a decent faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 19, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 11 )
| hachikuji is a decent faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 5 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 14, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 11 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 4 damage to hachikuji is a decent faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 14, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 7 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 3 damage to hachikuji is a decent faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 14, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 4 )
| hachikuji is a decent faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 42%)
Critical hit by hachikuji is a decent faggot!!!
hachikuji is a decent faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 39 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
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Health remaining (Patrick Bateman: -9, Bert Beardsley: 14, hachikuji is a decent faggot: 4 )
Patrick Bateman ran away!
 "I forgot to return some videotapes "
Patrick Bateman has 1 lives remaining!
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Critical hit by Bert Beardsley!!!
Bert Beardsley
"Things are getting hairy! Time to unleash MUTTONCHOP MADNESS!!"
Dealt 36 damage to hachikuji is a decent faggot!!
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 14, hachikuji is a decent faggot: -32 )
hachikuji is a decent faggot ran away!
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
hachikuji is a decent faggot has 2 lives remaining!
The winner is Bert Beardsley!
Bert Beardsley
"I think it's high time I got my beard waxed, eh?"
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