| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Bert Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 25 | Balanced | 1 | 1 |  hachikuji is a massive faggot | hachikuji is a massive faggot | 25 | Balanced | 2 | 1 |  Brutus Dratelli | D.Sorcerer | 40 | Emphasis on fitness | 1 | 3 |  Patrick Bateman | Master Bate | 30 | Speedy | 1 | 2 |
The winner of the last battle was Bert Beardsley.
Battle 144 of season 4 has begun
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 5 damage to hachikuji is a massive faggot!!
| | hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 25, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 30 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 4 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 25, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 30 )
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 83% / Critical hit rate 5%)
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 8 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 25, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 22 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 4 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 25, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 3 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 22, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 86% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
| | Patrick Bateman barely dodged it.
Patrick Bateman
"I have to return some videotapes"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 22, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
| hachikuji is a massive faggot attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
hachikuji is a massive faggot
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
Dealt 5 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 17, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 79% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 13, hachikuji is a massive faggot: 20, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
 | Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Critical hit by Patrick Bateman!!!
Patrick Bateman
"HEY hachikuji is a massive faggot ! AAAAAAAAH! "
Dealt 30 damage to hachikuji is a massive faggot!!
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 13, hachikuji is a massive faggot: -10, Brutus Dratelli: 36, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
hachikuji is a massive faggot ran away!
"biggest faggot tripfagger to ever roam the net"
hachikuji is a massive faggot has 1 lives remaining!
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 4 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 13, Brutus Dratelli: 32, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 82% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Bert Beardsley swiftly dodged it.
Bert Beardsley
"You may have guts but you don't have what it takes."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 13, Brutus Dratelli: 32, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Critical hit by Patrick Bateman!!!
Patrick Bateman
"HEY Brutus Dratelli ! AAAAAAAAH! "
Dealt 32 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 13, Brutus Dratelli: 0, Patrick Bateman: 18 )
Brutus Dratelli has 0 lives remaining!
Brutus Dratelli has been defeated...
 "The Dratelli bloodline is at its end?!"
Brutus Dratelli disappeared after 3 wins...
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 93% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 5 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 13, Patrick Bateman: 13 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 9, Patrick Bateman: 13 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 9 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 9, Patrick Bateman: 4 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 7, Patrick Bateman: 4 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by Bert Beardsley!!!
Bert Beardsley
"Things are getting hairy! Time to unleash MUTTONCHOP MADNESS!!"
Dealt 37 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
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Health remaining (Bert Beardsley: 7, Patrick Bateman: -33 )
Patrick Bateman has 0 lives remaining!
Patrick Bateman has been defeated...
 "Look at the subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my god, it even has a watermark!"
Patrick Bateman disappeared after 2 wins...
The winner is Bert Beardsley!
Currently has 2 consecutive wins.
Bert Beardsley
"I think it's high time I got my beard waxed, eh?"
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