| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Rapeman Returns | Shogun | 25 | Emphasis on speed | 1 | 1 |  Brutus Dratelli | D.Sorcerer | 40 | Emphasis on fitness | 1 | 0 |  Patrick Bateman | Master Bate | 30 | Speedy | 1 | 0 |  Bert Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 25 | Balanced | 1 | 0 |
Heyuri Cup 145 has begun!
The previous winner was Rapeman Returns!
Will they be able to defend their title!?
| Rapeman Returns attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Rapeman Returns
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Dealt 5 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 20 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 4 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 40, Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 16 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 5 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 35, Patrick Bateman: 30, Bert Beardsley: 16 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 4 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 35, Patrick Bateman: 26, Bert Beardsley: 16 )
| Rapeman Returns attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Rapeman Returns
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Dealt 6 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 35, Patrick Bateman: 26, Bert Beardsley: 10 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 3 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 32, Patrick Bateman: 26, Bert Beardsley: 10 )
| Bert Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Bert Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BOMBER!"
Dealt 4 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 28, Patrick Bateman: 26, Bert Beardsley: 10 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
| | Patrick Bateman calmly dodged it.
Patrick Bateman
"I have to return some videotapes"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 28, Patrick Bateman: 26, Bert Beardsley: 10 )
| Rapeman Returns attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Rapeman Returns
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Dealt 5 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
| | Bert Beardsley
"Trimming the life of a Beardsley is an unwise proposition."
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 28, Patrick Bateman: 26, Bert Beardsley: 5 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 5 damage to Bert Beardsley!!
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 25, Brutus Dratelli: 28, Patrick Bateman: 26, Bert Beardsley: 0 )
Bert Beardsley has 0 lives remaining!
Bert Beardsley has been defeated...
"I may be the third Beardsley but it seems third time wasn't the charm."
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 72% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 6 damage to Rapeman Returns!!
| | Rapeman Returns
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 19, Brutus Dratelli: 28, Patrick Bateman: 26 )
| Rapeman Returns attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Rapeman Returns
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Dealt 10 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 19, Brutus Dratelli: 28, Patrick Bateman: 16 )
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 2 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
| | Brutus Dratelli
"Grrk! You don't realize who you're going up against!"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 19, Brutus Dratelli: 26, Patrick Bateman: 16 )
| Brutus Dratelli attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Brutus Dratelli
"Draconic Buster!"
Dealt 5 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
| | Patrick Bateman
"I cannot believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine"
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 19, Brutus Dratelli: 26, Patrick Bateman: 11 )
| Rapeman Returns attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Critical hit by Rapeman Returns!!!
Rapeman Returns
"✰♥✰B-B-B-BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!✰♥✰"
Dealt 39 damage to Brutus Dratelli!!
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 19, Brutus Dratelli: -13, Patrick Bateman: 11 )
Brutus Dratelli has 0 lives remaining!
Brutus Dratelli has been defeated...
 "The Dratelli bloodline is at its end?!"
| Patrick Bateman attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Patrick Bateman
"Get a reservation at Dorsia NOW, huh?"
Dealt 7 damage to Rapeman Returns!!
| | Rapeman Returns
"You actin' slick, but you gonna get this dick."
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 12, Patrick Bateman: 11 )
| Rapeman Returns attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Rapeman Returns
"Boomshakalaka it's dangalang time♥!"
Dealt 11 damage to Patrick Bateman!!
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Health remaining (Rapeman Returns: 12, Patrick Bateman: 0 )
Patrick Bateman has 0 lives remaining!
Patrick Bateman has been defeated...
 "Look at the subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my god, it even has a watermark!"
The winner is Rapeman Returns!
Rapeman Returns defended their title for the first time!
Rapeman Returns
"Don't thank me... Thank rape."
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