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agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > when the republic of heyuri is made i better get a thighjob with spats (`∩´)σ (2026/3/10-18:39:28)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > heyuri banzai! (2026/3/10-18:37:08)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > in my opinion heyuri must be the first! we need to become a major military power! today! ヽ(`Д´)ノ (2026/3/10-18:34:34)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > with the whole e-country thing im curious to see if they get a following large enough to actually take over a country (2026/3/10-18:33:38)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > i wonder if in the future there's gonna be an e-military. maybe verdis or whatever it's called lets you fly drones into their enemies ヽ(´ー`)ノ (2026/3/10-18:32:42)

squunch > or is it San Marino? I forget which one u can rent out (2026/3/10-18:31:45)

hiro◆krO3KFVK0o > !!!! (;_;) (2026/3/10-18:31:44)

squunch > another gud county to take over is Lichtensten its realy smol and u can actually hire teh whole country for a weekend or whatevs, then just don't move out after (2026/3/10-18:31:07)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > i can't believe it... my own sister... (ρ_;) (2026/3/10-18:26:54)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > dammit! have you no pride for your country!? you bloody dissenter! (`∩´)σ (2026/3/10-18:26:35)

hiro◆krO3KFVK0o > i cant..! (2026/3/10-18:24:34)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > we'll have to raid villages and capture their women and children (2026/3/10-18:23:43)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > heyuri hinges on your recruitment statistics... (2026/3/10-18:23:20)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > get out there and get us some fodder! ヽ(`Д´)ノ (2026/3/10-18:22:48)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > hiro this is where your l33t social skills are crucial to our operation! (2026/3/10-18:22:20)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > 7 years is a long time, LOLislamic celibate might take over before that (ρ_;) (2026/3/10-18:21:06)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > and populating takes time, child soldiers have to be 7 years old minimum to be able to use a rifle (`∩´)σ (2026/3/10-18:19:50)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > hiro we need cannon fodder. you'll have to get out and go recruit us some people, else hachi will have to get populating ヽ(´ー`)ノ (2026/3/10-18:19:06)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > we just need to assemble the heyuri army \(^O^)/ (2026/3/10-18:18:23)

squunch > look at it on a map its tiny (2026/3/10-18:17:49)

squunch > yep im pretty sure we could take transnistria (2026/3/10-18:17:40)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > mustafa kaguya ataturk! lead heyuri towards a new generation! \(^O^)/ (2026/3/10-18:17:36)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > recently, russia has cut off gas supply to them :unsure: (2026/3/10-18:17:31)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > actually, if you had decent military equipment anyone could fend off, even take transnistria (2026/3/10-18:17:04)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > didn't everyone in kosovo get fibre internet? how about that (`・ω・´) (2026/3/10-18:16:42)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > there are... along the dniester river... next to transnistria (`・ω・´) (2026/3/10-18:16:23)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > wat about in moldova i bet they got castles an its really poor country so i bet its cheap < the monkey finger curls... (2026/3/10-18:16:01)

deeptoot > but you'd have to live in mexico... (^_^;) > find a place in northen mexico its much nicer and less brown people (`・ω・´) (2026/3/10-18:15:49)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > if we're not using swords, polearms, and longbows then i'm not interested (2026/3/10-18:15:13)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > theres probably cartels that got legal homes through that (2026/3/10-18:14:48)

hiro◆krO3KFVK0o > (;_;) (2026/3/10-18:14:47)

squunch > also cuties (2026/3/10-18:14:42)

hiro◆krO3KFVK0o > my friend broke my headphones (2026/3/10-18:14:32)

squunch > wat about in moldova i bet they got castles an its really poor country so i bet its cheap (2026/3/10-18:14:30)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > mexicans don't fuck around (2026/3/10-18:14:27)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > >mexico only takes 5 years for good faith possession < but you'd have to live in mexico... (^_^;) (2026/3/10-18:14:23)

Anonymous > (they're the scum of the earth) (2026/3/10-18:14:21)

deeptoot > mexicans are tough people (^_^;) (2026/3/10-18:13:48)

Anonymous > wouldn't be over a day until they surrender the castle to you (2026/3/10-18:13:39)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > well... heyurizen armys will fight back! (2026/3/10-18:13:31)

Anonymous > they likely aren't used to having people fire back (2026/3/10-18:13:23)

deeptoot > mexicans carry guns and will fire back at you (;゚∇゚) (2026/3/10-18:13:05)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > mexico only takes 5 years for good faith possession (2026/3/10-18:11:55)

Anonymous > better yet, get out the butter knife and scare them away with that weapon of mass destruction (2026/3/10-18:11:53)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > ur actually allowed to trespass in the uk, up until somebody with authority tells u to leave (2026/3/10-18:11:49)

squunch > they don't have guns < sum do . like swat teams (2026/3/10-18:11:47)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > oh mexico is half that (2026/3/10-18:11:44)

deeptoot > stand your ground! ヽ(`Д´)ノ (2026/3/10-18:11:32)

agb001◆vaSYi5N.fU > do* (2026/3/10-18:11:25)

Anonymous > america wins again (2026/3/10-18:11:21)

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