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Autistic ramblers (8): agb001◆kaguya◇◆hachikuji◇Tessa◆hallo◇anonwaha◆嗚呼◇

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > tell them that their mom lesbian (2026/11/8-11:56:02)

★ hallo > there's no prison outfit everyone brings pajamas from home, take the other guy's pajamas and they'll likely bludgeon you (2026/11/8-11:56:01)

★ hallo > s (2026/11/8-11:55:45)

★ hallo > the most sure way to get stabbed in a jail here is to steal the other guy's clothe (2026/11/8-11:55:44)

★ hallo > tell cellmates you are pedophile child trafficker and hope they stab/strangle/bludgeon you to death instead of prison < they don't care bro the age of consent is insanely low here (2026/11/8-11:55:24)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > tell cellmates you are pedophile child trafficker and hope they stab/strangle/bludgeon you to death instead of prison (2026/11/8-11:54:57)

★ hallo > like actual sweaty middle aged man jenga (2026/11/8-11:54:25)

★ hallo > some of the inmates sleep on top of eachother for it to fit (2026/11/8-11:54:16)

★ hallo > they have 20+ people in one room roughly the size of a kitchen and it has (1) shower/shitter < I saw a video once and it was hilarious (2026/11/8-11:54:03)

★ hallo > I think if I ever get arrested I'll probably last all about 2 days (2026/11/8-11:53:31)

★ hallo > like the british forcing opium on china (2026/11/8-11:53:11)

★ hallo > the guards sell you crack and if you refuse to buy you'll get to feel the butt of a kalashnikov on your ribs (2026/11/8-11:53:01)

★ hallo > they have 20+ people in one room roughly the size of a kitchen and it has (1) shower/shitter (2026/11/8-11:52:35)

★ hallo > our jails are hilarious now that I think about it (2026/11/8-11:52:13)

★ hallo > they serve steaks over there (2026/11/8-11:51:29)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > is polish jury of citizens communistic hellscape (2026/11/8-11:51:27)

★ hallo > you guys don't even have actual prisons (2026/11/8-11:51:25)

★ hallo > idk i fear nothing i wont cooperate < rabbit u live in the EU (2026/11/8-11:51:17)

★ hallo > maybe? < look at the GPD Pocket & MNT Pocket Reform series (2026/11/8-11:48:35)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > maybe? (2026/11/8-11:48:06)

★ Rabbitfield > idk i fear nothing i wont cooperate (2026/11/8-11:48:05)

★ hallo > already buy laptops the size of my hand < what model? can you give example? < are you interested in one? (2026/11/8-11:47:48)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > already buy laptops the size of my hand < what model? can you give example? (2026/11/8-11:47:38)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > people should learn not to talk to the police < is there a clause that says "if you stfu, the police are allowed to make stuff up about what you said" (yet)? (2026/11/8-11:46:57)

★ hallo > I'll never take advantage of it (2026/11/8-11:46:45)

★ hallo > the camera can be useful but that I can also relegate to a real camera, the music part can be a dedicated music player, to me having a whole smartphone seems wasteful (2026/11/8-11:46:41)

★ Rabbitfield > 80% of arrests is people talking themselves into it (2026/11/8-11:46:40)

★ hallo > what to do with smartphoines < dont think of them as "phones", think of them as "laptop the size of your hand" < yeah but I already buy laptops the size of my hand (2026/11/8-11:45:48)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > what to do with smartphoines < dont think of them as "phones", think of them as "laptop the size of your hand" (2026/11/8-11:45:35)

★ Rabbitfield > court is for talking, not police (2026/11/8-11:45:32)

★ Rabbitfield > people should learn not to talk to the police (2026/11/8-11:45:25)

★ hallo > takes care for the web browsing and entertainment part (2026/11/8-11:45:16)

★ hallo > very tiny small laptops (2026/11/8-11:45:03)

★ hallo > I buy subnotebooks anyways (2026/11/8-11:44:55)

★ hallo > I don't really know what to do with smartphoines (2026/11/8-11:44:47)

★ hallo > probably because a smartphone isn't very useful to me (2026/11/8-11:44:31)

★ Rabbitfield > i think india banned vpns like 5 years ago (2026/11/8-11:44:30)

★ hallo > I'm probably going to go smartphone-lesss (2026/11/8-11:44:23)

★ Rabbitfield > because india is shit (2026/11/8-11:44:13)

★ Rabbitfield > hoping they would wipe it themselves (2026/11/8-11:44:00)

★ hallo > they know about it (2026/11/8-11:43:45)

★ Rabbitfield > and have some fake password list in my wallet including "phone 1234" (2026/11/8-11:43:45)

★ hallo > no questions asked (2026/11/8-11:43:42)

★ hallo > in India they'll just actually straight up arrest you if they see you have GrapheneOS (2026/11/8-11:43:39)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > he win will appeal < will not repair torn anus :shinku: (2026/11/8-11:43:35)

★ hallo > hallo police has its share of morons too < by the way this is in the US (2026/11/8-11:43:28)

★ Rabbitfield > idk i just have 1234 as my duress (2026/11/8-11:43:25)

★ hallo > imagine if legislature gets passed that actually makes the obstruction of investigation applicable to duress wiping (2026/11/8-11:43:09)

★ Rabbitfield > hallo police has its share of morons too (2026/11/8-11:43:00)

★ Tessa◆3tYDGLGe2Y > that is a false arrest < he is still getting butt fuked in cell (2026/11/8-11:42:55)