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Perverts (4): NyaKo◆anonwaha◇yakuruto◆hachikuji◇

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > cheers was more realstic, where u had sam malone the bar owner going on a bazillion dates per week while cliff claven the mailman was an adult virgin who lived with his mom (2026/6/12-06:39:11)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > i bet there's a date count compilation for frasier somewhere on youtube (2026/6/12-06:37:10)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > well what about frasier, who had a super hawt date nearly every episode! (2026/6/12-06:36:35)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > that's average numbers for cute women (2026/6/12-06:35:49)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > it's a woman, not fair! (2026/6/12-06:35:28)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > 1000... :depression: (2026/6/12-06:33:13)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > there was a part in the mary tyler moore show where she calculated she'd been on liek 1000 dates (2026/6/12-06:32:43)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > been a while (2026/6/12-06:31:00)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > waha: yeah :xd: (2026/6/12-06:29:49)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > at least have secks and then GTFO! (2026/6/12-06:29:28)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > imagine being 29 and rejecting a 23 year old girl cuz she's "too young"...... krazy bitch (;´Д`) (2026/6/12-06:29:13)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > watching any TV show from the 70s-00s will make any1 here feel extremely inadequate about their (nonexistant) dating life XD (2026/6/12-06:28:43)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > just wait, she'll be back (2026/6/12-06:27:34)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > she was 1000% ovulating as soon as he said his age (2026/6/12-06:27:19)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > her pussy was gushing like a geyser and she was frightened his aura could do that (2026/6/12-06:26:17)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > i suppose the fact he gets these hawt/cute women to even think of having a date with him is enough success in comparison to... us... orz (2026/6/12-06:25:51)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > obviously that 29 year old was scared of the absolute raw otaku energy he exuded (2026/6/12-06:25:46)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > squunch! (2026/6/12-06:25:35)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > 29yr old said he's too young 4 her (LIES) (2026/6/12-06:24:52)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > teh shotgun approach (2026/6/12-06:24:51)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > even if he fails, he can always try again (2026/6/12-06:23:45)

yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g > hes yet young and he has a waiting list of suitors available to him (2026/6/12-06:23:30)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > has he had any of them...? they always get canceled LOL (2026/6/12-06:23:17)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > the dates themselves are the successes (2026/6/12-06:22:10)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > i dont think he has a very high success rate (2026/6/12-06:21:43)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > if u haven't got dates lined up liek suiseitou, ur a beggar (´∇`)σ (2026/6/12-06:20:31)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > im not a beggar ヽ(`Д´)ノ (2026/6/12-06:19:34)

anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > beggars can't be choosers (2026/6/12-06:18:48)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > >all their hairs are gray < yeah they look like the hag from rosario+vampire, they're so hawt dood (2026/6/12-06:15:31)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > retirement home (2026/6/12-06:14:08)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > they are OLD OLD (2026/6/12-06:14:04)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > no, they are HAWT NOW!!!1 :kuma6: (2026/6/12-06:13:59)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > all their hairs are gray (2026/6/12-06:13:56)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > are you gay, fagikuji? (2026/6/12-06:13:24)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > ??? (2026/6/12-06:13:06)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > they were hot 50 years ago (2026/6/12-06:12:31)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > bingo is where the hawt ladies are @ (2026/6/12-06:11:40)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > fucking bingo.. (2026/6/12-06:11:15)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > since i got id i can go to bingo now (2026/6/12-06:10:54)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > wheres kit i want to seku hara (2026/6/12-06:10:39)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > any* (2026/6/12-06:08:51)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > cant think of anyway (2026/6/12-06:08:49)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > trying to think of other failed quests... (2026/6/12-06:08:06)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > dead nigger babies on mai /b/ (2026/6/12-06:06:39)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > nigger babies taste awful though! you should kill them and post them on /b/ (2026/6/12-06:06:20)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > of course, the dad is nowhere to be seen < teh rule of nature is that if ur mate already kids u can just eat them and then fuck teh mom again to make new ones (2026/6/12-06:05:21)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > of course, the dad is nowhere to be seen (2026/6/12-06:04:37)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > overflowing, understaffed, underpayed, disorganized (2026/6/12-06:04:21)

redanon◆TorRZVRzqo > you could've saved her from da hood, now she's all loose and has 10 nigger babies (;´Д`) (2026/6/12-06:04:19)

hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > teh healthcare sector has a lot of obaa-sans. but in a populated place its hell to work in (2026/6/12-06:04:11)

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