I have a job, I have a lot of money, but the world does not allow me to buy a place of my own without moving far, far away. Also parents are old and occasionally need my help.
I live within your walls, feeding off your soggy leftovers and tapping into your electricity. The reason behind why your toilet seat is covered in urine... why your internet bill is so high... IS ME!!!
...so, nice place you got here. Mind if I stay? ( ´ω`)