| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins | Potato wedges | Jack | 17 | Emphasis on speed | 5 | 1 | Allen Albright of Albany | Some guy | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 3 | 1 | Maskter Murdoch | Some guy | 15 | Speedy | 4 | 0 | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt | buttcracka | 50 | Emphasis on offense | 4 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Potato wedges .
Battle 17 of season 4 has begun
 | Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%) Potato wedges "Taste my potato wedges." Dealt 2 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
|  | Allen Albright of Albany "Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 15, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
 | Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 5%) Maskter Murdoch "Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!" Dealt 15 damage to Potato wedges !!
|  | Potato wedges "Your coupon has been activated, 50% next order."
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 15, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
 | Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 5%) Allen Albright of Albany "This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?" Dealt 3 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
|  | Maskter Murdoch "Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 12, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
 | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 37% / Critical hit rate 5%) Jacqueline Fartnsquirt "Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
|  | Maskter Murdoch calmly dodged it. Maskter Murdoch "I think you've met your masktch!"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 12, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
 | Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%) Potato wedges "Taste my potato wedges." Dealt 6 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
|  | Maskter Murdoch "Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
 | Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 12%) Maskter Murdoch "Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!" Dealt 17 damage to Potato wedges !!
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : -15, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
Potato wedges ran away!
"Restaurant closed for renovation." Potato wedges has 4 lives remaining!
 | Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%) Critical hit by Allen Albright of Albany!!! Allen Albright of Albany "This is my stainless steel pot, inherited from my nana!" Dealt 25 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
|  | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt "Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 25 )
 | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 8%) Critical hit by Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!! Jacqueline Fartnsquirt "Taste the aftermath of my curry dinner!" Dealt 45 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: -27, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 25 )
Allen Albright of Albany ran away!
"Good thing I have all those frequent flyer miles." Allen Albright of Albany has 2 lives remaining!
 | Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%) Maskter Murdoch "Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!" Dealt 15 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
|  | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt "Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 10 )
 | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 43% / Critical hit rate 20%) Jacqueline Fartnsquirt "Catch a whiff of my bunghole!" Dealt 16 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
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Health remaining (Maskter Murdoch: -10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 10 )
Maskter Murdoch ran away!
"To the Maskmobile!" Maskter Murdoch has 3 lives remaining!
The winner is Jacqueline Fartnsquirt! Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"My butt smells extra stinky today."
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