| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Potato wedges | Jack | 17 | Emphasis on speed | 5 | 1 |  Allen Albright of Albany | Some guy | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 3 | 1 |  Maskter Murdoch | Some guy | 15 | Speedy | 4 | 0 |  Jacqueline Fartnsquirt | buttcracka | 50 | Emphasis on offense | 4 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Potato wedges .
Battle 17 of season 4 has begun
| Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Potato wedges
"Taste my potato wedges."
Dealt 2 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 15, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 15 damage to Potato wedges !!
| | Potato wedges
"Your coupon has been activated, 50% next order."
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 15, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 3 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 12, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 37% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
| | Maskter Murdoch calmly dodged it.
Maskter Murdoch
"I think you've met your masktch!"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 12, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
| Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Potato wedges
"Taste my potato wedges."
Dealt 6 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 2, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 17 damage to Potato wedges !!
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : -15, Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
Potato wedges ran away!
"Restaurant closed for renovation."
Potato wedges has 4 lives remaining!
 | Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Critical hit by Allen Albright of Albany!!!
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my stainless steel pot, inherited from my nana!"
Dealt 25 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
| | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 18, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 25 )
 | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Critical hit by Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!!
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Taste the aftermath of my curry dinner!"
Dealt 45 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: -27, Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 25 )
Allen Albright of Albany ran away!
 "Good thing I have all those frequent flyer miles."
Allen Albright of Albany has 2 lives remaining!
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 15 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
| | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Maskter Murdoch: 6, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 10 )
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 43% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
Dealt 16 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
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Health remaining (Maskter Murdoch: -10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 10 )
Maskter Murdoch ran away!
"To the Maskmobile!"
Maskter Murdoch has 3 lives remaining!
The winner is Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
 "My butt smells extra stinky today."
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