| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt | buttcracka | 50 | Emphasis on offense | 4 | 1 | Potato wedges | Jack | 17 | Emphasis on speed | 4 | 1 | Allen Albright of Albany | Some guy | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 2 | 1 | Maskter Murdoch | Some guy | 15 | Speedy | 3 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Jacqueline Fartnsquirt.
Battle 18 of season 4 has begun
 | Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%) Potato wedges "Taste my potato wedges." Dealt 23 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
|  | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt "Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 27, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 15 )
 | Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 5%) Maskter Murdoch "Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
|  | Potato wedges calmly dodged it. Potato wedges "I'm sorry, but you're seven cents short."
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 27, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 15 )
 | Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 5%) Allen Albright of Albany "This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?" Dealt 3 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
|  | Maskter Murdoch "Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 27, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 12 )
 | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 14% / Critical hit rate 5%) Jacqueline Fartnsquirt "Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
|  | Potato wedges calmly dodged it. Potato wedges "I'm sorry, but you're seven cents short."
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 27, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 12 )
 | Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%) Continuous attacks by Potato wedges !!! Potato wedges "Taste my potato wedges." Dealt 17 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!! Dealt 15 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: -5, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 12 )
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt ran away!
"Need the toilet BAD!" Jacqueline Fartnsquirt has 3 lives remaining!
 | Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 73% / Critical hit rate 6%) Maskter Murdoch "Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
|  | Potato wedges swiftly dodged it. Potato wedges "I'm sorry, but you're seven cents short."
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 12 )
 | Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 49% / Critical hit rate 7%) Allen Albright of Albany "This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?" Dealt 7 damage to Potato wedges !!
|  | Potato wedges "Your coupon has been activated, 50% next order."
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 10, Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 12 )
 | Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 16%) Critical hit by Potato wedges !!! Potato wedges "Here's my LOADED potato wedges WITH cheese n bacon." Dealt 41 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : 10, Allen Albright of Albany: -21, Maskter Murdoch: 12 )
Allen Albright of Albany ran away!
"Good thing I have all those frequent flyer miles." Allen Albright of Albany has 1 lives remaining!
 | Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 76% / Critical hit rate 9%) Maskter Murdoch "Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!" Dealt 15 damage to Potato wedges !!
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Health remaining (Potato wedges : -5, Maskter Murdoch: 12 )
Potato wedges ran away!
"Restaurant closed for renovation." Potato wedges has 3 lives remaining!
The winner is Maskter Murdoch! Maskter Murdoch
"Another victory for anonymity."
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