| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Maskter Murdoch | Some guy | 15 | Speedy | 3 | 1 |  Jacqueline Fartnsquirt | buttcracka | 50 | Emphasis on offense | 3 | 1 |  Potato wedges | Jack | 17 | Emphasis on speed | 3 | 1 |  Allen Albright of Albany | Some guy | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 1 |
The winner of the last battle was Maskter Murdoch.
Battle 19 of season 4 has begun
| Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Potato wedges
"Taste my potato wedges."
Dealt 19 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
| | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Maskter Murdoch: 15, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 31, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 20 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 3 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Maskter Murdoch: 15, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 31, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 17 )
 | Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Critical hit by Allen Albright of Albany!!!
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my stainless steel pot, inherited from my nana!"
Dealt 25 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
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Health remaining (Maskter Murdoch: -10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 31, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 17 )
Maskter Murdoch ran away!
"To the Maskmobile!"
Maskter Murdoch has 2 lives remaining!
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 14% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
| | Potato wedges calmly dodged it.
Potato wedges
"I'm sorry, but you're seven cents short."
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 31, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 17 )
| Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Continuous attacks by Potato wedges !!!
Potato wedges
"Taste my potato wedges."
Dealt 14 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
Dealt 12 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
| | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : 17, Allen Albright of Albany: 17 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 48% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 10 damage to Potato wedges !!
| | Potato wedges
"Your coupon has been activated, 50% next order."
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : 7, Allen Albright of Albany: 17 )
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 17% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
| | Potato wedges calmly dodged it.
Potato wedges
"I'm sorry, but you're seven cents short."
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : 7, Allen Albright of Albany: 17 )
| Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 16%)
Continuous attacks by Potato wedges !!!
Potato wedges
"Taste my potato wedges."
Dealt 2 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
Dealt 2 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : 7, Allen Albright of Albany: 13 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 51% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
| | Potato wedges swiftly dodged it.
Potato wedges
"I'm sorry, but you're seven cents short."
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : 7, Allen Albright of Albany: 13 )
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 67% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
| | Allen Albright of Albany swiftly dodged it.
Allen Albright of Albany
"I have the toned legs of a cheetah!...so my mom says, at least."
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : 7, Allen Albright of Albany: 13 )
| Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 22%)
Potato wedges
"Taste my potato wedges."
Dealt 2 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : 7, Allen Albright of Albany: 11 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 54% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 8 damage to Potato wedges !!
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Potato wedges : -1, Allen Albright of Albany: 11 )
Potato wedges ran away!
"Restaurant closed for renovation."
Potato wedges has 2 lives remaining!
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 26%)
Devastating hit by Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!!
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
Dealt 7 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
Allen Albright of Albany's Defense went down by 22!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 5, Allen Albright of Albany: 4 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 42%)
Continuous attacks by Allen Albright of Albany!!!
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 6 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
Dealt 5 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
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Health remaining (Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: -6, Allen Albright of Albany: 4 )
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt ran away!
 "Need the toilet BAD!"
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt has 2 lives remaining!
The winner is Allen Albright of Albany!
They have a total of 2 wins!
Allen Albright of Albany
 "I'm high on the lord!"
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