| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Allen Albright of Albany | Some guy | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 2 |  Maskter Murdoch | Some guy | 15 | Speedy | 2 | 1 |  Jacqueline Fartnsquirt | buttcracka | 50 | Emphasis on offense | 2 | 1 |  Potato wedges | Jack | 17 | Emphasis on speed | 2 | 1 |
The winner of the last battle was Allen Albright of Albany.
They've had 2 Wins.
Battle 20 of season 4 has begun
| Potato wedges attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Potato wedges
"Taste my potato wedges."
Dealt 5 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50, Potato wedges : 17 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 18 damage to Potato wedges !!
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50, Potato wedges : -1 )
Potato wedges ran away!
"Restaurant closed for renovation."
Potato wedges has 1 lives remaining!
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
| | Maskter Murdoch calmly dodged it.
Maskter Murdoch
"I think you've met your masktch!"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 37% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
| | Maskter Murdoch calmly dodged it.
Maskter Murdoch
"I think you've met your masktch!"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 50 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 16 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
| | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 34 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 8 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
| | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 26 )
| Jacqueline Fartnsquirt attacked! (Accuracy rate 64% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Catch a whiff of my bunghole!"
| | Allen Albright of Albany calmly dodged it.
Allen Albright of Albany
"I have the toned legs of a cheetah!...so my mom says, at least."
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 26 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 16%)
Continuous attacks by Maskter Murdoch!!!
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 13 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
Dealt 11 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
| | Jacqueline Fartnsquirt
"Not in the hole, not in the hole!!!"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: 2 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 9 damage to Jacqueline Fartnsquirt!!
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 20, Maskter Murdoch: 10, Jacqueline Fartnsquirt: -7 )
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt ran away!
 "Need the toilet BAD!"
Jacqueline Fartnsquirt has 1 lives remaining!
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 3 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 17, Maskter Murdoch: 10 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 76% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 2 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 17, Maskter Murdoch: 8 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 24%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 1 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 16, Maskter Murdoch: 8 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 78% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 4 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 16, Maskter Murdoch: 4 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 42%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
| | Allen Albright of Albany barely dodged it.
Allen Albright of Albany
"I have the toned legs of a cheetah!...so my mom says, at least."
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 16, Maskter Murdoch: 4 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 3 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: 16, Maskter Murdoch: 1 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 60%)
Critical hit by Maskter Murdoch!!!
Maskter Murdoch
"I'm going mask off with this one!"
Dealt 36 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
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Health remaining (Allen Albright of Albany: -20, Maskter Murdoch: 1 )
Allen Albright of Albany has 0 lives remaining!
Allen Albright of Albany has been defeated...
 "I KNEW this was a bad idea."
Allen Albright of Albany disappeared after 2 wins...
The winner is Maskter Murdoch!
They have a total of 2 wins!
Maskter Murdoch
"Another victory for anonymity."
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