| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Zed Dynamite | jew joe | 6 | Quick defense | 1 | 1 |  Ghoulish Jimmy | foodie fringler florenz | 45 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 0 |  Allen Albright of Albany | Some guy | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 0 |  Maskter Murdoch | Some guy | 15 | Speedy | 1 | 0 |
Heyuri Cup 133 has begun!
The previous winner was Zed Dynamite !
Will they be able to defend their title!?
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 3 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
| | Allen Albright of Albany
"Is this why I'm perpetually single, God?"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 6, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Allen Albright of Albany: 17, Maskter Murdoch: 15 )
| Zed Dynamite attacked! (Accuracy rate 86% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Zed Dynamite
"When the punch connects, expect displeasure!"
Dealt 4 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 6, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Allen Albright of Albany: 17, Maskter Murdoch: 11 )
| Ghoulish Jimmy attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Ghoulish Jimmy
"This is the song of my people!"
| | Maskter Murdoch calmly dodged it.
Maskter Murdoch
"I think you've met your masktch!"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 6, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Allen Albright of Albany: 17, Maskter Murdoch: 11 )
| Allen Albright of Albany attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Allen Albright of Albany
"This is my new Cuisinart knife, do you like it?"
Dealt 1 damage to Zed Dynamite !!
| | Zed Dynamite
"Don't think I'm liking this!"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 5, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Allen Albright of Albany: 17, Maskter Murdoch: 11 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Critical hit by Maskter Murdoch!!!
Maskter Murdoch
"I'm going mask off with this one!"
Dealt 35 damage to Allen Albright of Albany!!
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 5, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Allen Albright of Albany: -18, Maskter Murdoch: 11 )
Allen Albright of Albany has 0 lives remaining!
Allen Albright of Albany has been defeated...
 "I KNEW this was a bad idea."
| Zed Dynamite attacked! (Accuracy rate 90% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Zed Dynamite
"When the punch connects, expect displeasure!"
Dealt 3 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 5, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Maskter Murdoch: 8 )
| Ghoulish Jimmy attacked! (Accuracy rate 79% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Ghoulish Jimmy
"This is the song of my people!"
Dealt 1 damage to Zed Dynamite !!
| | Zed Dynamite
"Don't think I'm liking this!"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 4, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Maskter Murdoch: 8 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 16%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
Dealt 1 damage to Zed Dynamite !!
| | Zed Dynamite
"Don't think I'm liking this!"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 3, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Maskter Murdoch: 8 )
| Zed Dynamite attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 27%)
Zed Dynamite
"When the punch connects, expect displeasure!"
| | Ghoulish Jimmy barely dodged it.
Ghoulish Jimmy
"Asscheeks, bounce me to safety!"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 3, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Maskter Murdoch: 8 )
| Ghoulish Jimmy attacked! (Accuracy rate 77% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Ghoulish Jimmy
"This is the song of my people!"
Dealt 3 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 3, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Maskter Murdoch: 5 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 22%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
| | Zed Dynamite barely dodged it.
Zed Dynamite
"When the punch hits air, feel the disappointment."
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 3, Ghoulish Jimmy: 45, Maskter Murdoch: 5 )
| Zed Dynamite attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 36%)
Zed Dynamite
"When the punch connects, expect displeasure!"
Dealt 2 damage to Ghoulish Jimmy!!
| | Ghoulish Jimmy
"Fiendishly inconsiderate of you, Zed Dynamite ."
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 3, Ghoulish Jimmy: 43, Maskter Murdoch: 5 )
| Ghoulish Jimmy attacked! (Accuracy rate 80% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Ghoulish Jimmy"This is the song of my people!"
| | Miss! Zed Dynamite couldn't be damaged!
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : 3, Ghoulish Jimmy: 43, Maskter Murdoch: 5 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Critical hit by Maskter Murdoch!!!
Maskter Murdoch
"I'm going mask off with this one!"
Dealt 35 damage to Zed Dynamite !!
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Health remaining (Zed Dynamite : -32, Ghoulish Jimmy: 43, Maskter Murdoch: 5 )
Zed Dynamite has 0 lives remaining!
Zed Dynamite has been defeated...
"Crap in a hat!"
| Ghoulish Jimmy attacked! (Accuracy rate 82% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Ghoulish Jimmy
"This is the song of my people!"
Dealt 2 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
| | Maskter Murdoch
"Dropping your mask, eh?"
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Health remaining (Ghoulish Jimmy: 43, Maskter Murdoch: 3 )
| Maskter Murdoch attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Maskter Murdoch
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face!"
| | Ghoulish Jimmy barely dodged it.
Ghoulish Jimmy
"Asscheeks, bounce me to safety!"
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Health remaining (Ghoulish Jimmy: 43, Maskter Murdoch: 3 )
| Ghoulish Jimmy attacked! (Accuracy rate 78% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Critical hit by Ghoulish Jimmy!!!
Ghoulish Jimmy
"Butthole Blast! *Blaaaaaaaarpppppppp!*"
Dealt 12 damage to Maskter Murdoch!!
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Health remaining (Ghoulish Jimmy: 43, Maskter Murdoch: -9 )
Maskter Murdoch has 0 lives remaining!
Maskter Murdoch has been defeated...
"Even with a mask, reality is hard to face."
The winner is Ghoulish Jimmy!
Ghoulish Jimmy won the Heyuri Cup!
Ghoulish Jimmy
"In the spirit of this grand occasion, let my play a sax riff with my ass gas."
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