| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Ben Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 35 | Emphasis on defense | 2 | 3 |  Sexley Smalls | The Good Fuck Co. | 15 | Speedy | 5 | 0 |  Gridge Graycer | Gramco Grandai | 25 | Speedy | 5 | 0 |  cuntilda | pussy witch | 21 | Emphasis on speed | 5 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Ben Beardsley.
They've had 3 Wins.
Battle 35 of season 4 has begun
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 4 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 35, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25, cuntilda: 17 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 1 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
| | Ben Beardsley
"Ugh, things are getting hairy..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25, cuntilda: 17 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 60% / Critical hit rate 5%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
Dealt 5 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 10, Gridge Graycer: 25, cuntilda: 17 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 42% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | cuntilda calmly dodged it.
cuntilda
"What a hokus jokus!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 10, Gridge Graycer: 25, cuntilda: 17 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 94% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 3 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 10, Gridge Graycer: 22, cuntilda: 17 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 2 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 8, Gridge Graycer: 22, cuntilda: 17 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 64% / Critical hit rate 7%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
| | Gridge Graycer swiftly dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 8, Gridge Graycer: 22, cuntilda: 17 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 46% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Critical hit by Ben Beardsley!!!
Ben Beardsley
"Taste the burn of my double blades!"
Dealt 27 damage to cuntilda!!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 8, Gridge Graycer: 22, cuntilda: -10 )
cuntilda ran away!
 "You haven't seen the last of this old hag's vag!"
cuntilda has 4 lives remaining!
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 4 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 8, Gridge Graycer: 18 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 2 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 18 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 17% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
Dealt 5 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 34, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 24%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 1 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
| | Ben Beardsley
"Ugh, things are getting hairy..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Gridge Graycer"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
| | Miss! Ben Beardsley couldn't be damaged!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 20% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Gridge Graycer calmly dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Sexley Smalls"Super boner bludgeon!"
| | Miss! Ben Beardsley couldn't be damaged!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
| | Ben Beardsley barely dodged it.
Ben Beardsley
"A close shave if there ever was one."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 22% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Gridge Graycer calmly dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 3 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
| | Sexley Smalls barely dodged it.
Sexley Smalls
"None, thank you."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 22% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Sexley Smalls barely dodged it.
Sexley Smalls
"None, thank you."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 33, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
 | Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by Sexley Smalls!!!
Sexley Smalls
"Prepare for my wave of seed!"
Dealt 17 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
| | Ben Beardsley
"Ugh, things are getting hairy..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 16, Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 3 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 16, Sexley Smalls: 3, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 22% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Gridge Graycer barely dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 16, Sexley Smalls: 3, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Sexley Smalls"Super boner bludgeon!"
| | Miss! Ben Beardsley couldn't be damaged!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 16, Sexley Smalls: 3, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 1 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
| | Ben Beardsley
"Ugh, things are getting hairy..."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 15, Sexley Smalls: 3, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 20% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Sexley Smalls swiftly dodged it.
Sexley Smalls
"None, thank you."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 15, Sexley Smalls: 3, Gridge Graycer: 10 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Critical hit by Sexley Smalls!!!
Sexley Smalls
"Prepare for my wave of seed!"
Dealt 17 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 15, Sexley Smalls: 3, Gridge Graycer: -7 )
Gridge Graycer ran away!
 "Pedal to the metal!"
Gridge Graycer has 4 lives remaining!
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 20% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Sexley Smalls swiftly dodged it.
Sexley Smalls
"None, thank you."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 15, Sexley Smalls: 3 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Sexley Smalls"Super boner bludgeon!"
| | Miss! Ben Beardsley couldn't be damaged!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 15, Sexley Smalls: 3 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 20% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Sexley Smalls calmly dodged it.
Sexley Smalls
"None, thank you."
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 15, Sexley Smalls: 3 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Critical hit by Sexley Smalls!!!
Sexley Smalls
"Prepare for my wave of seed!"
Dealt 19 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: -4, Sexley Smalls: 3 )
Ben Beardsley ran away!
"It would seem that a getaway is in order."
Ben Beardsley has 1 lives remaining!
The winner is Sexley Smalls!
Sexley Smalls
 "Big sexcess for me today!"
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