| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Sexley Smalls | The Good Fuck Co. | 15 | Speedy | 5 | 1 |  Ben Beardsley | The Good Shave Co. | 35 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 3 |  Gridge Graycer | Gramco Grandai | 25 | Speedy | 4 | 0 |  cuntilda | pussy witch | 21 | Emphasis on speed | 4 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Sexley Smalls.
Battle 36 of season 4 has begun
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 90% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 2 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 15, Ben Beardsley: 35, Gridge Graycer: 23, cuntilda: 21 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 3 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 15, Ben Beardsley: 35, Gridge Graycer: 23, cuntilda: 18 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 60% / Critical hit rate 5%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
Dealt 9 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 15, Ben Beardsley: 35, Gridge Graycer: 14, cuntilda: 18 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 10% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Gridge Graycer calmly dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 15, Ben Beardsley: 35, Gridge Graycer: 14, cuntilda: 18 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 94% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 5 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 15, Ben Beardsley: 35, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 18 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Continuous attacks by Gridge Graycer!!!
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 1 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
Dealt 1 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
| | Ben Beardsley
"Ugh, things are getting hairy..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 15, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 18 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 64% / Critical hit rate 7%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
Dealt 6 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 9, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 18 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 46% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
Dealt 5 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 9, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 13 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 4 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 9, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 9 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 4 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 9, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 5 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 22%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
| | Gridge Graycer swiftly dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 9, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 5 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 18% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | Gridge Graycer swiftly dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 9, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 5 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 26%)
Sexley Smalls"Super boner bludgeon!"
| | Miss! Ben Beardsley couldn't be damaged!
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 9, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 5 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 3 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 6, Ben Beardsley: 33, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 5 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Continuous attacks by cuntilda!!!
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
Dealt 2 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
Dealt 1 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
| | Ben Beardsley
"Ugh, things are getting hairy..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 6, Ben Beardsley: 30, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 5 )
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 22% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Critical hit by Ben Beardsley!!!
Ben Beardsley
"Taste the burn of my double blades!"
Dealt 26 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: -20, Ben Beardsley: 30, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 5 )
Sexley Smalls ran away!
 "Gotta go grab some more condoms!"
Sexley Smalls has 4 lives remaining!
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 2 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 30, Gridge Graycer: 9, cuntilda: 3 )
 | cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 78% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Critical hit by cuntilda!!!
cuntilda
"With my old saggy clit, you shall suffer a squirt that's a critical hit!"
Dealt 35 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 30, Gridge Graycer: -26, cuntilda: 3 )
Gridge Graycer ran away!
 "Pedal to the metal!"
Gridge Graycer has 3 lives remaining!
| Ben Beardsley attacked! (Accuracy rate 49% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Ben Beardsley
"BARBAPAPA BEAM!"
| | cuntilda calmly dodged it.
cuntilda
"What a hokus jokus!"
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: 30, cuntilda: 3 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Critical hit by cuntilda!!!
cuntilda
"With my old saggy clit, you shall suffer a squirt that's a critical hit!"
Dealt 39 damage to Ben Beardsley!!
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Health remaining (Ben Beardsley: -9, cuntilda: 3 )
Ben Beardsley has 0 lives remaining!
Ben Beardsley has been defeated...
"You sure trimmed me down to size, cuntilda. Good play."
Ben Beardsley disappeared after 3 wins...
The winner is cuntilda!
cuntilda
 "I think I'll turn you into a stool, which is what happens when Cuntilda beats a fool!"
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