| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  cuntilda | pussy witch | 21 | Emphasis on speed | 4 | 1 |  Sexley Smalls | The Good Fuck Co. | 15 | Speedy | 4 | 1 |  Gridge Graycer | Gramco Grandai | 25 | Speedy | 3 | 0 |  Devious individual | charlie tan | 13 | Emphasis on speed | 5 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was cuntilda.
Battle 37 of season 4 has begun
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 4 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 17, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25, Devious individual : 13 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 3 damage to Devious individual !!
| | Devious individual
"Cock pain..."
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 17, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25, Devious individual : 10 )
| Devious individual attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Devious individual
"I see ripe ass for the taking."
Dealt 8 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 9, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25, Devious individual : 10 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 61% / Critical hit rate 8%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
Dealt 17 damage to Devious individual !!
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 9, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25, Devious individual : -7 )
Devious individual ran away!
"Time to go incognito. "
Devious individual has 4 lives remaining!
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 4 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 5, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 2 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 3, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 21%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
| | Gridge Graycer barely dodged it.
Gridge Graycer
"Slipstream to the rescue!"
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 3, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 25 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 3 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 3, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 22 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 2 damage to cuntilda!!
| | cuntilda
"Eep! Stop that, you creep!"
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 1, Sexley Smalls: 15, Gridge Graycer: 22 )
| cuntilda attacked! (Accuracy rate 82% / Critical hit rate 40%)
cuntilda
"Hocus pocus,choke on a locust!"
Dealt 5 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (cuntilda: 1, Sexley Smalls: 10, Gridge Graycer: 22 )
 | Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 22%)
Critical hit by Sexley Smalls!!!
Sexley Smalls
"Prepare for my wave of seed!"
Dealt 17 damage to cuntilda!!
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Health remaining (cuntilda: -16, Sexley Smalls: 10, Gridge Graycer: 22 )
cuntilda ran away!
 "You haven't seen the last of this old hag's vag!"
cuntilda has 3 lives remaining!
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 2 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 8, Gridge Graycer: 22 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 26%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 5 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 8, Gridge Graycer: 17 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 2 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 17 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 4 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 6, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Gridge Graycer
"Fender-bender Fever, baby!"
Dealt 1 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
| | Sexley Smalls
"H-hey! Go easy on my ass!"
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 5, Gridge Graycer: 13 )
| Sexley Smalls attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Sexley Smalls
"Super boner bludgeon!"
Dealt 5 damage to Gridge Graycer!!
| | Gridge Graycer
"God damn Mexicans can't drive..."
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: 5, Gridge Graycer: 8 )
 | Gridge Graycer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by Gridge Graycer!!!
Gridge Graycer
"Try surving THIS collision!"
Dealt 17 damage to Sexley Smalls!!
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Health remaining (Sexley Smalls: -12, Gridge Graycer: 8 )
Sexley Smalls ran away!
 "Gotta go grab some more condoms!"
Sexley Smalls has 3 lives remaining!
The winner is Gridge Graycer!
Gridge Graycer
 "They should name a country after me, yea?"
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