| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Clumsy Carlos | Jim Blancoc | 50 | Speedy | 5 | 1 |  AI Man | Melon Stink | 20 | Emphasis on speed | 4 | 0 |  Duke of Dingbat | Mercer Mayer | 30 | Emphasis on defense | 5 | 0 |  Alexander Anderson!! | Winrar License | 30 | Emphasis on defense | 5 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Clumsy Carlos.
Battle 53 of season 4 has begun
| Clumsy Carlos attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Clumsy Carlos
"Whoops, didn't see you there!"
Dealt 2 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 50, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 28, Alexander Anderson!!: 30 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 5 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 50, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 23, Alexander Anderson!!: 30 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 2 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
| | Alexander Anderson!!
"Do you think a cut on my arm will stop me? Now, come at me! Hurry up! Hurry! HURRY!!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 50, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 23, Alexander Anderson!!: 28 )
| Alexander Anderson!! attacked! (Accuracy rate 39% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Alexander Anderson!!
"Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters."
| | Clumsy Carlos calmly dodged it.
Clumsy Carlos
"The weight from this box I'm carrying swayed me to safety!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 50, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 23, Alexander Anderson!!: 28 )
| Clumsy Carlos attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Clumsy Carlos"Whoops, didn't see you there!"
| | Miss! Alexander Anderson!! couldn't be damaged!
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 50, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 23, Alexander Anderson!!: 28 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Devastating hit by AI Man!!!
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 6 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
Alexander Anderson!!'s Defense went down by 14!!
| | Alexander Anderson!!
"Do you think a cut on my arm will stop me? Now, come at me! Hurry up! Hurry! HURRY!!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 50, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 23, Alexander Anderson!!: 22 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 11 damage to Clumsy Carlos!!
| | Clumsy Carlos
"Man, I sure hope this box of delicate glass bottles can provide some cover..."
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 39, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 23, Alexander Anderson!!: 22 )
| Alexander Anderson!! attacked! (Accuracy rate 43% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Alexander Anderson!!
"Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters."
Dealt 14 damage to Clumsy Carlos!!
| | Clumsy Carlos
"Man, I sure hope this box of delicate glass bottles can provide some cover..."
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 25, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 23, Alexander Anderson!!: 22 )
| Clumsy Carlos attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Clumsy Carlos
"Whoops, didn't see you there!"
Dealt 2 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 25, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 21, Alexander Anderson!!: 22 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 8 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
| | Alexander Anderson!!
"Do you think a cut on my arm will stop me? Now, come at me! Hurry up! Hurry! HURRY!!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 25, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 21, Alexander Anderson!!: 14 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Continuous attacks by Duke of Dingbat!!!
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 1 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
Dealt 1 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
| | Alexander Anderson!!
"Do you think a cut on my arm will stop me? Now, come at me! Hurry up! Hurry! HURRY!!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 25, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 21, Alexander Anderson!!: 12 )
| Alexander Anderson!! attacked! (Accuracy rate 47% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Alexander Anderson!!
"Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters."
| | Clumsy Carlos calmly dodged it.
Clumsy Carlos
"The weight from this box I'm carrying swayed me to safety!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 25, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 21, Alexander Anderson!!: 12 )
| Clumsy Carlos attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Clumsy Carlos
"Whoops, didn't see you there!"
Dealt 1 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 25, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 20, Alexander Anderson!!: 12 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 18 damage to Clumsy Carlos!!
| | Clumsy Carlos
"Man, I sure hope this box of delicate glass bottles can provide some cover..."
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 7, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 20, Alexander Anderson!!: 12 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 3 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
| | Alexander Anderson!!
"Do you think a cut on my arm will stop me? Now, come at me! Hurry up! Hurry! HURRY!!"
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: 7, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 20, Alexander Anderson!!: 9 )
| Alexander Anderson!! attacked! (Accuracy rate 51% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Alexander Anderson!!
"Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters."
Dealt 11 damage to Clumsy Carlos!!
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Health remaining (Clumsy Carlos: -4, AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 20, Alexander Anderson!!: 9 )
Clumsy Carlos ran away!
"Whoops, sorry, gotta go, byyyyye!!"
Clumsy Carlos has 4 lives remaining!
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 7 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
| | Alexander Anderson!!
"Do you think a cut on my arm will stop me? Now, come at me! Hurry up! Hurry! HURRY!!"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 20, Alexander Anderson!!: 2 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 3 damage to Alexander Anderson!!!!
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Health remaining (AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 20, Alexander Anderson!!: -1 )
Alexander Anderson!! ran away!
"Heinkel, see if you can't find us an automobile."
Alexander Anderson!! has 4 lives remaining!
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 3 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 20, Duke of Dingbat: 17 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 87% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 4 damage to AI Man!!
| | AI Man
"BZZT"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 16, Duke of Dingbat: 17 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 4 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 16, Duke of Dingbat: 13 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 87% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 3 damage to AI Man!!
| | AI Man
"BZZT"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 13, Duke of Dingbat: 13 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 4 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 13, Duke of Dingbat: 9 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 87% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 4 damage to AI Man!!
| | AI Man
"BZZT"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 9, Duke of Dingbat: 9 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Devastating hit by AI Man!!!
AI Man
"Beep-Boop"
Dealt 7 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
Duke of Dingbat's Defense went down by 4!!
| | Duke of Dingbat
"I say, I'm under attack!"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 9, Duke of Dingbat: 2 )
| Duke of Dingbat attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Duke of Dingbat
"For the empire!"
Dealt 4 damage to AI Man!!
| | AI Man
"BZZT"
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Health remaining (AI Man: 5, Duke of Dingbat: 2 )
| AI Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by AI Man!!!
AI Man
"(1girl) (anime) (big breasts)"
Dealt 43 damage to Duke of Dingbat!!
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Health remaining (AI Man: 5, Duke of Dingbat: -41 )
Duke of Dingbat ran away!
 "A pennyfarthing can only get you so far, but it's adequate in my situation."
Duke of Dingbat has 4 lives remaining!
The winner is AI Man!
AI Man
"01101100 01101111 01101100"
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