| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Kung Fu Man | Elecbyte | 30 | Speedy | 4 | 1 |  Baron von Shekelstein | Shamalamadingdong109 | 25 | Balanced | 2 | 1 |  Speedy Eggbert MK-II | EPISTEC | 13 | Emphasis on speed | 4 | 0 |  LIL UGLY MANE | Crafty Cat | 25 | Emphasis on speed | 4 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Kung Fu Man.
Battle 131 of season 4 has begun
 | Speedy Eggbert MK-II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Critical hit by Speedy Eggbert MK-II!!!
Speedy Eggbert MK-II
"I'm an eggsistential termination machine!"
Dealt 42 damage to Kung Fu Man!!
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Health remaining (Kung Fu Man: -12, Baron von Shekelstein: 25, Speedy Eggbert MK-II: 13, LIL UGLY MANE: 25 )
Kung Fu Man ran away!
"I really hope Suave Dude isn't fucking my girlfriend like ive been trying to find this guy since 1998 man i'm really concerned"
Kung Fu Man has 3 lives remaining!
| LIL UGLY MANE attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
LIL UGLY MANE
"Let me transmit this dick to your pleasure receptor"
Dealt 6 damage to Baron von Shekelstein!!
| | Baron von Shekelstein
"This is pure antisemitism!"
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Health remaining (Baron von Shekelstein: 19, Speedy Eggbert MK-II: 13, LIL UGLY MANE: 25 )
| Baron von Shekelstein attacked! (Accuracy rate 55% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron von Shekelstein
"That'll be 6 million shekels. Would you like to pay with interest?"
Dealt 11 damage to Speedy Eggbert MK-II!!
| | Speedy Eggbert MK-II
"Don't fracture my new shell, 'kay? I just got it refitted!"
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Health remaining (Baron von Shekelstein: 19, Speedy Eggbert MK-II: 2, LIL UGLY MANE: 25 )
| Speedy Eggbert MK-II attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Speedy Eggbert MK-II
"My mission is clear: to eggsterminate YOU!"
Dealt 6 damage to Baron von Shekelstein!!
| | Baron von Shekelstein
"This is pure antisemitism!"
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Health remaining (Baron von Shekelstein: 13, Speedy Eggbert MK-II: 2, LIL UGLY MANE: 25 )
| LIL UGLY MANE attacked! (Accuracy rate 80% / Critical hit rate 5%)
LIL UGLY MANE
"Let me transmit this dick to your pleasure receptor"
Dealt 16 damage to Speedy Eggbert MK-II!!
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Health remaining (Baron von Shekelstein: 13, Speedy Eggbert MK-II: -14, LIL UGLY MANE: 25 )
Speedy Eggbert MK-II ran away!
 "I've gotta make my eggscape!"
Speedy Eggbert MK-II has 3 lives remaining!
| Baron von Shekelstein attacked! (Accuracy rate 67% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Baron von Shekelstein
"That'll be 6 million shekels. Would you like to pay with interest?"
Dealt 19 damage to LIL UGLY MANE!!
| | LIL UGLY MANE
"I be leaning, codeine demon"
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Health remaining (Baron von Shekelstein: 13, LIL UGLY MANE: 6 )
 | LIL UGLY MANE attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Critical hit by LIL UGLY MANE!!!
LIL UGLY MANE
"This ain't no posse cut, playa it's just me"
Dealt 42 damage to Baron von Shekelstein!!
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Health remaining (Baron von Shekelstein: -29, LIL UGLY MANE: 6 )
Baron von Shekelstein ran away!
"Time to go subvert another host nation!"
Baron von Shekelstein has 1 lives remaining!
The winner is LIL UGLY MANE!
LIL UGLY MANE
"Glocks I'mma bust it, pussy I'mma crush it"
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