Battle of 2025/12/19 19:50
Character nameCreatorHealthTypeLivesWins
LIL UGLY MANECrafty Cat25Emphasis on speed41
UGLIER BASTARDShogun30Emphasis on defense50
Kung Fu ManElecbyte30Speedy31
Baron von ShekelsteinShamalamadingdong10925Balanced11


The winner of the last battle was LIL UGLY MANE.

Battle 132 of season 4 has begun


LIL UGLY MANE attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Critical hit by LIL UGLY MANE!!!
LIL UGLY MANE
"This ain't no posse cut, playa it's just me"

Dealt 39 damage to Baron von Shekelstein!!

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 25, UGLIER BASTARD: 30, Kung Fu Man: 30, Baron von Shekelstein: -14 )

Baron von Shekelstein has 0 lives remaining!
Baron von Shekelstein has been defeated...
"OY VEY, IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH"
Baron von Shekelstein disappeared after 1 wins...

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Kung Fu Man
"Kung-Fu Palm!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 25, UGLIER BASTARD: 29, Kung Fu Man: 30 )

UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 55% / Critical hit rate 5%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Kung Fu Man!!
Kung Fu Man
"Is that all!?!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 25, UGLIER BASTARD: 29, Kung Fu Man: 28 )

LIL UGLY MANE attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
LIL UGLY MANE
"Let me transmit this dick to your pleasure receptor"
Dealt 3 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 25, UGLIER BASTARD: 26, Kung Fu Man: 28 )

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Kung Fu Man
"Kung-Fu Palm!"
UGLIER BASTARD barely dodged it.
UGLIER BASTARD
"ORK!!!!!!! YOU NEARLY GOT ME ♥!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 25, UGLIER BASTARD: 26, Kung Fu Man: 28 )

UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 39% / Critical hit rate 6%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 5 damage to LIL UGLY MANE!!
LIL UGLY MANE
"I be leaning, codeine demon"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 20, UGLIER BASTARD: 26, Kung Fu Man: 28 )

LIL UGLY MANE attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
LIL UGLY MANE
"Let me transmit this dick to your pleasure receptor"
Dealt 8 damage to Kung Fu Man!!
Kung Fu Man
"Is that all!?!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 20, UGLIER BASTARD: 26, Kung Fu Man: 20 )

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Kung Fu Man
"Kung-Fu Palm!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 20, UGLIER BASTARD: 25, Kung Fu Man: 20 )

UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 61% / Critical hit rate 9%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Kung Fu Man!!
Kung Fu Man
"Is that all!?!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 20, UGLIER BASTARD: 25, Kung Fu Man: 18 )

LIL UGLY MANE attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Continuous attacks by LIL UGLY MANE!!!
LIL UGLY MANE
"Let me transmit this dick to your pleasure receptor"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: 20, UGLIER BASTARD: 22, Kung Fu Man: 18 )

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 82% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Critical hit by Kung Fu Man!!!
Kung Fu Man
"RARE HYPERDONALD BLITZ: OBLIVIATE"

Dealt 34 damage to LIL UGLY MANE!!

Health remaining (LIL UGLY MANE: -14, UGLIER BASTARD: 22, Kung Fu Man: 18 )

LIL UGLY MANE ran away!
"Got a lot of haters, not concerned with it"
LIL UGLY MANE has 3 lives remaining!

UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 64% / Critical hit rate 12%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 3 damage to Kung Fu Man!!
Kung Fu Man
"Is that all!?!"

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: 22, Kung Fu Man: 15 )

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Kung Fu Man
"Kung-Fu Palm!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: 21, Kung Fu Man: 15 )

UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 66% / Critical hit rate 14%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Kung Fu Man barely dodged it.
Kung Fu Man
"Wing-Chun counter!"

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: 21, Kung Fu Man: 15 )

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Continuous attacks by Kung Fu Man!!!
Kung Fu Man
"Kung-Fu Palm!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: 19, Kung Fu Man: 15 )

UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 15%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Kung Fu Man!!
Kung Fu Man
"Is that all!?!"

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: 19, Kung Fu Man: 13 )

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Kung Fu Man
"Kung-Fu Palm!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!
UGLIER BASTARD
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: 18, Kung Fu Man: 13 )

UGLIER BASTARD attacked! (Accuracy rate 68% / Critical hit rate 15%)
UGLIER BASTARD
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 4 damage to Kung Fu Man!!
Kung Fu Man
"Is that all!?!"

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: 18, Kung Fu Man: 9 )

Kung Fu Man attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by Kung Fu Man!!!
Kung Fu Man
"RARE HYPERDONALD BLITZ: OBLIVIATE"

Dealt 34 damage to UGLIER BASTARD!!

Health remaining (UGLIER BASTARD: -16, Kung Fu Man: 9 )

UGLIER BASTARD ran away!
"OINK OINK OINK OINK!"
UGLIER BASTARD has 4 lives remaining!

The winner is Kung Fu Man!
They have a total of 2 wins!
Kung Fu Man
"Come back in ten years..."



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