| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  UGLIEST BASTARD EX | Shogun | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 4 | 1 |  Magma Dancer | dragoon | 40 | Speedy | 3 | 0 |  Lance Rattlehead | Shogun | 20 | Strong offense and defense | 5 | 0 |  Madame Ovary | Gustass Flaubutt | 25 | Balanced | 5 | 0 |
Battle 157 of season 4 has begun
| Magma Dancer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Magma Dancer
"Feel the flames of my demonic disco lick and singe your legs!"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Magma Dancer: 40, Lance Rattlehead: 20, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 1 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Magma Dancer: 40, Lance Rattlehead: 19, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Magma Dancer: 40, Lance Rattlehead: 16, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 16 damage to Magma Dancer!!
| | Magma Dancer
"I gotta keep up the pace!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 16, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| Magma Dancer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Magma Dancer
"Feel the flames of my demonic disco lick and singe your legs!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 16, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 1 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 15, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 79% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
| | Magma Dancer swiftly dodged it.
Magma Dancer
"Much like the fire around me, I dance and sway with the ease of a serpent."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| Magma Dancer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Magma Dancer
"Feel the flames of my demonic disco lick and singe your legs!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 17, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 17, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 19 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 19 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 14, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 19 )
| Magma Dancer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Magma Dancer
"Feel the flames of my demonic disco lick and singe your legs!"
Dealt 2 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 14, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 17 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 14, Magma Dancer: 24, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 15 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 9 damage to Magma Dancer!!
| | Magma Dancer
"I gotta keep up the pace!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 14, Magma Dancer: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 15 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 3 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Magma Dancer: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 12, Madame Ovary: 15 )
| Magma Dancer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Magma Dancer
"Feel the flames of my demonic disco lick and singe your legs!"
Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Magma Dancer: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 9, Madame Ovary: 15 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Magma Dancer: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 15 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX barely dodged it.
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"ORK!!!!!!! YOU NEARLY GOT ME ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Magma Dancer: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 15 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 6 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Magma Dancer: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 9 )
| Magma Dancer attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Magma Dancer
"Feel the flames of my demonic disco lick and singe your legs!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 9, Magma Dancer: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 9 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 5 damage to Magma Dancer!!
| | Magma Dancer
"I gotta keep up the pace!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 9, Magma Dancer: 10, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 9 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by Madame Ovary!!!
Madame Ovary
"Judoka Karate taught me this move during my pleasure trip in Kyoto."
Dealt 35 damage to Magma Dancer!!
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 9, Magma Dancer: -25, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 9 )
Magma Dancer ran away!
 "I have to dance even harder next time!"
Magma Dancer has 2 lives remaining!
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 8 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 1 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 90% / Critical hit rate 30%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 1 damage to Madame Ovary!!
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Madame Ovary: 0 )
Madame Ovary ran away!
 "Ta-ta for now, love!"
Madame Ovary has 4 lives remaining!
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Devastating hit by Lance Rattlehead!!!
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 3 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX's Defense went down by 17!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 6, Lance Rattlehead: 6 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"OOOH I'M ABOUT TO RUIN YOU!!♥"
Dealt 21 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 6, Lance Rattlehead: -15 )
Lance Rattlehead ran away!
 "Shit! Out of tune again..."
Lance Rattlehead has 4 lives remaining!
The winner is UGLIEST BASTARD EX!
They have a total of 2 wins!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"CUMMIIIING ♥!"
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