Battle of 2025/12/21 06:53
Character nameCreatorHealthTypeLivesWins
Madame OvaryGustass Flaubutt25Balanced42
UGLIEST BASTARD EXShogun20Emphasis on defense22
Lance RattleheadShogun20Strong offense and defense20
Baron AlohaSony Computer Entertainment22Speedy50


The last battle was won by Madame Ovary, who has won 2 times in a row.

Battle 160 of season 4 has begun


Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 20, Baron Aloha: 22 )

Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 16, Baron Aloha: 22 )

UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )

Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 84% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Madame Ovary barely dodged it.
Madame Ovary
"You think you have the sheer magnetism to pleasure my noble cunt?"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )

Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )

Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 3 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )

UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 7%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 4 damage to Baron Aloha!!
Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 18 )

Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 88% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 18 )

Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 18 )

Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 73% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 5 damage to Baron Aloha!!
Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 13 )

UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 74% / Critical hit rate 11%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Baron Aloha!!
Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 11 )

Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 66% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Baron Aloha swiftly dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 11 )

Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 11 )

Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 10, Baron Aloha: 11 )

UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 10, Baron Aloha: 11 )

Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 6 damage to Baron Aloha!!
Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 10, Baron Aloha: 5 )

Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Baron Aloha: 5 )

Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 79% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 6 damage to Baron Aloha!!

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Baron Aloha: -1 )

Baron Aloha ran away!
"Just you vait, vith a few schparkplugs and some scrap metal, I'll have anuzza robot azzembled in no time!"
Baron Aloha has 4 lives remaining!

UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 3 )

Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Lance Rattlehead: 3 )

Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 5 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Lance Rattlehead: -2 )

Lance Rattlehead ran away!
"Shit! Out of tune again..."
Lance Rattlehead has 1 lives remaining!

UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 1 damage to Madame Ovary!!
Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 12, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11 )

Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 12, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 10 )

UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Critical hit by UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"OOOH I'M ABOUT TO RUIN YOU!!♥"

Dealt 20 damage to Madame Ovary!!

Health remaining (Madame Ovary: -8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 10 )

Madame Ovary ran away!
"Ta-ta for now, love!"
Madame Ovary has 3 lives remaining!

The winner is UGLIEST BASTARD EX!
They have a total of 3 wins!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"CUMMIIIING ♥!"



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