| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins | Madame Ovary | Gustass Flaubutt | 25 | Balanced | 4 | 2 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX | Shogun | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 2 | 2 | Lance Rattlehead | Shogun | 20 | Strong offense and defense | 2 | 0 | Baron Aloha | Sony Computer Entertainment | 22 | Speedy | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Madame Ovary, who has won 2 times in a row.
Battle 160 of season 4 has begun
 | Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%) Baron Aloha "Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!" Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
|  | UGLIEST BASTARD EX "SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 20, Baron Aloha: 22 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%) Madame Ovary "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard." Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
|  | Lance Rattlehead "Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 16, Baron Aloha: 22 )
 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%) UGLIEST BASTARD EX "♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥" Dealt 2 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
|  | Lance Rattlehead "Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
 | Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 84% / Critical hit rate 5%) Lance Rattlehead "Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
|  | Madame Ovary barely dodged it. Madame Ovary "You think you have the sheer magnetism to pleasure my noble cunt?"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 25, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
 | Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%) Baron Aloha "Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!" Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
|  | Madame Ovary "It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%) Madame Ovary "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard." Dealt 3 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
|  | UGLIEST BASTARD EX "SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 7%) UGLIEST BASTARD EX "♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥" Dealt 4 damage to Baron Aloha!!
|  | Baron Aloha "Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 18 )
 | Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 88% / Critical hit rate 8%) Lance Rattlehead "Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!" Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
|  | UGLIEST BASTARD EX "SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 22, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 18 )
 | Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%) Baron Aloha "Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!" Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
|  | Madame Ovary "It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 18 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 73% / Critical hit rate 10%) Madame Ovary "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard." Dealt 5 damage to Baron Aloha!!
|  | Baron Aloha "Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 13 )
 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 74% / Critical hit rate 11%) UGLIEST BASTARD EX "♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥" Dealt 2 damage to Baron Aloha!!
|  | Baron Aloha "Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 11 )
 | Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 66% / Critical hit rate 12%) Lance Rattlehead "Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
|  | Baron Aloha swiftly dodged it. Baron Aloha "You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 11 )
 | Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%) Baron Aloha "Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!" Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
|  | Madame Ovary "It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 11 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%) Madame Ovary "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard." Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
|  | Lance Rattlehead "Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 10, Baron Aloha: 11 )
 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%) UGLIEST BASTARD EX "♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥" Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
|  | Madame Ovary "It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 10, Baron Aloha: 11 )
 | Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 30%) Lance Rattlehead "Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!" Dealt 6 damage to Baron Aloha!!
|  | Baron Aloha "Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 10, Baron Aloha: 5 )
 | Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%) Baron Aloha "Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!" Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
|  | Lance Rattlehead "Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Baron Aloha: 5 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 79% / Critical hit rate 15%) Madame Ovary "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard." Dealt 6 damage to Baron Aloha!!
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 6, Baron Aloha: -1 )
Baron Aloha ran away!
"Just you vait, vith a few schparkplugs and some scrap metal, I'll have anuzza robot azzembled in no time!" Baron Aloha has 4 lives remaining!
 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%) UGLIEST BASTARD EX "♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥" Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
|  | Lance Rattlehead "Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Lance Rattlehead: 3 )
 | Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%) Lance Rattlehead "Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!" Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
|  | UGLIEST BASTARD EX "SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Lance Rattlehead: 3 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%) Madame Ovary "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard." Dealt 5 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Lance Rattlehead: -2 )
Lance Rattlehead ran away!
"Shit! Out of tune again..." Lance Rattlehead has 1 lives remaining!
 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%) UGLIEST BASTARD EX "♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥" Dealt 1 damage to Madame Ovary!!
|  | Madame Ovary "It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 12, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%) Madame Ovary "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard." Dealt 1 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
|  | UGLIEST BASTARD EX "SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 12, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 10 )
 | UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%) Critical hit by UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!! UGLIEST BASTARD EX "OOOH I'M ABOUT TO RUIN YOU!!♥" Dealt 20 damage to Madame Ovary!!
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: -8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 10 )
Madame Ovary ran away!
"Ta-ta for now, love!" Madame Ovary has 3 lives remaining!
The winner is UGLIEST BASTARD EX! They have a total of 3 wins! UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"CUMMIIIING ♥!"
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