| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  UGLIEST BASTARD EX | Shogun | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 2 | 3 |  Madame Ovary | Gustass Flaubutt | 25 | Balanced | 3 | 2 |  Lance Rattlehead | Shogun | 20 | Strong offense and defense | 1 | 0 |  Baron Aloha | Sony Computer Entertainment | 22 | Speedy | 4 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was UGLIEST BASTARD EX.
They've had 3 Wins.
Battle 161 of season 4 has begun
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 25, Lance Rattlehead: 20, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 5%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Madame Ovary barely dodged it.
Madame Ovary
"You think you have the sheer magnetism to pleasure my noble cunt?"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 25, Lance Rattlehead: 20, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 25, Lance Rattlehead: 17, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 84% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 6 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 19, Lance Rattlehead: 17, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 5 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 14, Lance Rattlehead: 17, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 6%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Baron Aloha calmly dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 14, Lance Rattlehead: 17, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 3 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 14, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 62% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
| | Baron Aloha swiftly dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 14, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 5 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 73% / Critical hit rate 10%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Baron Aloha swiftly dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 14, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 22%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 5 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 9, Baron Aloha: 22 )
 | Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 24%)
Critical hit by Lance Rattlehead!!!
Lance Rattlehead
"𝆺𝅥𝅯DON'T YOU KNOW THAT KILLING IS MY BUSINESS? AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!!!!𝆺𝅥𝅯"
Dealt 39 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: -21, Madame Ovary: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 9, Baron Aloha: 22 )
UGLIEST BASTARD EX ran away!
"OINK OINK OINK OINK!"
UGLIEST BASTARD EX has 1 lives remaining!
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 5, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 77% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
| | Baron Aloha barely dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 9, Lance Rattlehead: 5, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 28%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 6 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 3, Lance Rattlehead: 5, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 5 damage to Madame Ovary!!
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: -2, Lance Rattlehead: 5, Baron Aloha: 22 )
Madame Ovary ran away!
 "Ta-ta for now, love!"
Madame Ovary has 2 lives remaining!
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 7 damage to Baron Aloha!!
| | Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 5, Baron Aloha: 15 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 1, Baron Aloha: 15 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 85% / Critical hit rate 60%)
Critical hit by Lance Rattlehead!!!
Lance Rattlehead
"𝆺𝅥𝅯DON'T YOU KNOW THAT KILLING IS MY BUSINESS? AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!!!!𝆺𝅥𝅯"
Dealt 42 damage to Baron Aloha!!
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 1, Baron Aloha: -27 )
Baron Aloha ran away!
"Just you vait, vith a few schparkplugs and some scrap metal, I'll have anuzza robot azzembled in no time!"
Baron Aloha has 3 lives remaining!
The winner is Lance Rattlehead!
Lance Rattlehead
"I'll be sure to play you an encore when I see you in Hell."
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