| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Lance Rattlehead | Shogun | 20 | Strong offense and defense | 1 | 1 |  UGLIEST BASTARD EX | Shogun | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 3 |  Madame Ovary | Gustass Flaubutt | 25 | Balanced | 2 | 2 |  Baron Aloha | Sony Computer Entertainment | 22 | Speedy | 3 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was Lance Rattlehead.
Battle 162 of season 4 has begun
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Madame Ovary: 25, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 5%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Baron Aloha swiftly dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Madame Ovary: 25, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 66% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
| | Baron Aloha swiftly dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Madame Ovary: 25, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 84% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 7 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 16, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 4 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 12, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 6%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
| | Lance Rattlehead
"Damn! Time for a breakdown!"
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 10, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 5 damage to Baron Aloha!!
| | Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 10, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 20, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 17 )
| Lance Rattlehead attacked! (Accuracy rate 88% / Critical hit rate 16%)
Lance Rattlehead
"Riffs like this are made for snappin' some necks!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: 10, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 19, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 17 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Critical hit by Baron Aloha!!!
Baron Aloha
"Kuragera 7, blow dis schweinhund into leetle bitzes!"
Dealt 29 damage to Lance Rattlehead!!
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Health remaining (Lance Rattlehead: -19, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 19, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 17 )
Lance Rattlehead has 0 lives remaining!
Lance Rattlehead has been defeated...
 "Tch... you can snap my strings... but metal never dies..."
Lance Rattlehead disappeared after 1 wins...
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 73% / Critical hit rate 10%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 2 damage to Baron Aloha!!
| | Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 19, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 15 )
 | Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Critical hit by Madame Ovary!!!
Madame Ovary
"Judoka Karate taught me this move during my pleasure trip in Kyoto."
Dealt 39 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
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Health remaining (UGLIEST BASTARD EX: -20, Madame Ovary: 18, Baron Aloha: 15 )
UGLIEST BASTARD EX has 0 lives remaining!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX has been defeated...
"im sorry"
UGLIEST BASTARD EX disappeared after 3 wins...
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 5 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, Baron Aloha: 15 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 76% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 4 damage to Baron Aloha!!
| | Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: 13, Baron Aloha: 11 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Critical hit by Baron Aloha!!!
Baron Aloha
"Kuragera 7, blow dis schweinhund into leetle bitzes!"
Dealt 26 damage to Madame Ovary!!
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Health remaining (Madame Ovary: -13, Baron Aloha: 11 )
Madame Ovary ran away!
 "Ta-ta for now, love!"
Madame Ovary has 1 lives remaining!
The winner is Baron Aloha!
Baron Aloha
"Now zat I've von, I'll turn you all into my footschtools!"
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