| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Pat Richardson! | Heyurizen from /b/ | 30 | Emphasis on fitness | 1 | 1 |  UGLIEST BASTARD EX | Shogun | 20 | Emphasis on defense | 1 | 0 |  Madame Ovary | Gustass Flaubutt | 25 | Balanced | 1 | 0 |  Baron Aloha | Sony Computer Entertainment | 22 | Speedy | 1 | 0 |
Heyuri Cup 147 has begun!
The previous winner was Pat Richardson!!
Will they be able to defend their title!?
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 25, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 91% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 22, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 66% / Critical hit rate 5%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Baron Aloha barely dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 22, Baron Aloha: 22 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 67% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 5 damage to Baron Aloha!!
| | Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 22, Baron Aloha: 17 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 5 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 17 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 5 damage to Baron Aloha!!
| | Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 12 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 70% / Critical hit rate 7%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Baron Aloha barely dodged it.
Baron Aloha
"You gotta keep up der pace, dumkopf!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 12 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 71% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 6 damage to Baron Aloha!!
| | Baron Aloha
"Argh! I should've used vun of my MuuMuus to block der hit..."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 18, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 6 )
| Baron Aloha attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%)
Baron Aloha
"Don't zhink you can escape mein wras, dumkopf!"
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 17, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 6 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 6 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Critical hit by UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"OOOH I'M ABOUT TO RUIN YOU!!♥"
Dealt 22 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
| | Pat Richardson!
"get your hands off my dick!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 6 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 75% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 6 damage to Baron Aloha!!
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Madame Ovary: 17, Baron Aloha: 0 )
Baron Aloha has 0 lives remaining!
Baron Aloha has been defeated...
"All mein bones are broken! AAAAGH!!"
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 26%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Madame Ovary: 14 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 15, Madame Ovary: 11 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Madame Ovary: 11 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 4 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Madame Ovary: 7 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
| | Pat Richardson! barely dodged it.
Pat Richardson!
"too slow!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 13, Madame Ovary: 7 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 2 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Madame Ovary: 7 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 3 damage to Madame Ovary!!
| | Madame Ovary
"It's times like this when it pays to be well-endowed."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 8, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Madame Ovary: 4 )
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 15%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 3 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
| | Pat Richardson!
"get your hands off my dick!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 5, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 11, Madame Ovary: 4 )
| Madame Ovary attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Madame Ovary
"Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I leave all the fighting to my bodyguard."
Dealt 1 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
| | UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"SQUEAL ♥!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 5, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 10, Madame Ovary: 4 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 4 damage to Madame Ovary!!
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 5, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 10, Madame Ovary: 0 )
Madame Ovary has 0 lives remaining!
Madame Ovary has been defeated...
 "Oh dear, I must clean up before my husband sees me in such a state."
| UGLIEST BASTARD EX attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 30%)
UGLIEST BASTARD EX
"♥★NIPPLEFUCK!★♥"
Dealt 1 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
| | Pat Richardson!
"get your hands off my dick!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 4, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: 10 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 45%)
Critical hit by Pat Richardson!!!!
Pat Richardson!
"BUNCHES OF PUNCHES"
Dealt 31 damage to UGLIEST BASTARD EX!!
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 4, UGLIEST BASTARD EX: -21 )
UGLIEST BASTARD EX has 0 lives remaining!
UGLIEST BASTARD EX has been defeated...
"im sorry"
The winner is Pat Richardson!!
Pat Richardson! defended their title for the first time!
Pat Richardson!
"oh, i did it?"
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