| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  DJ Spit | Shogun | 25 | Emphasis on offense | 2 | 1 |  Gaim Sho | Carto | 25 | Speedy | 2 | 1 |  Apathetic Panic | matt | 28 | Strong offense and defense | 1 | 1 |  hachikuji licks smegma | hachikuji licks smegma | 25 | Balanced | 4 | 0 |
The winner of the last battle was DJ Spit.
Battle 173 of season 4 has begun
| Gaim Sho attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Gaim Sho
"Alright, Apathetic Panic! YOU are the next lucky guest eligible for a beating!"
Dealt 2 damage to Apathetic Panic!!
| | Apathetic Panic
"I reap what I planted eh"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 25, Gaim Sho: 25, Apathetic Panic: 26, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| DJ Spit attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
DJ Spit
"knock 'yo head off mang i knock 'yo head off..."
Dealt 4 damage to Apathetic Panic!!
| | Apathetic Panic
"I reap what I planted eh"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 25, Gaim Sho: 25, Apathetic Panic: 22, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| hachikuji licks smegma attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 5%)
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
Dealt 10 damage to DJ Spit!!
| | DJ Spit
"That makes me friggin' ANGRY, MANG!"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 15, Gaim Sho: 25, Apathetic Panic: 22, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| Apathetic Panic attacked! (Accuracy rate 69% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Apathetic Panic
"Consider this a gift of the most unpleasant type"
| | hachikuji licks smegma calmly dodged it.
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 15, Gaim Sho: 25, Apathetic Panic: 22, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| Gaim Sho attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Gaim Sho
"Alright, Apathetic Panic! YOU are the next lucky guest eligible for a beating!"
Dealt 3 damage to Apathetic Panic!!
| | Apathetic Panic
"I reap what I planted eh"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 15, Gaim Sho: 25, Apathetic Panic: 19, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| DJ Spit attacked! (Accuracy rate 86% / Critical hit rate 6%)
DJ Spit
"knock 'yo head off mang i knock 'yo head off..."
Dealt 16 damage to Gaim Sho!!
| | Gaim Sho
"Ow! Security, security, help me!"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 15, Gaim Sho: 9, Apathetic Panic: 19, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| hachikuji licks smegma attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
| | Apathetic Panic barely dodged it.
Apathetic Panic
"You can't hit what's unpresent"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 15, Gaim Sho: 9, Apathetic Panic: 19, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| Apathetic Panic attacked! (Accuracy rate 63% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Apathetic Panic
"Consider this a gift of the most unpleasant type"
| | Gaim Sho swiftly dodged it.
Gaim Sho
"Oh, I'm sorry, Apathetic Panic... Maybe you'll have better luck in the quiz portion of the show?"
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: 15, Gaim Sho: 9, Apathetic Panic: 19, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
 | Gaim Sho attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 18%)
Critical hit by Gaim Sho!!!
Gaim Sho
"DJ Spit, you've been selected for an extra special death!"
Dealt 35 damage to DJ Spit!!
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Health remaining (DJ Spit: -20, Gaim Sho: 9, Apathetic Panic: 19, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
DJ Spit ran away!
"oohhh... siri, call de hospital, man..."
DJ Spit has 1 lives remaining!
| hachikuji licks smegma attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 10%)
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
Dealt 5 damage to Apathetic Panic!!
| | Apathetic Panic
"I reap what I planted eh"
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Health remaining (Gaim Sho: 9, Apathetic Panic: 14, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| Apathetic Panic attacked! (Accuracy rate 66% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Apathetic Panic
"Consider this a gift of the most unpleasant type"
Dealt 10 damage to Gaim Sho!!
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Health remaining (Gaim Sho: -1, Apathetic Panic: 14, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
Gaim Sho ran away!
 "I'll be back! Next Thursday, at 8PM EST, or 7PM Central! Whichever applies to you!"
Gaim Sho has 1 lives remaining!
| hachikuji licks smegma attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
Dealt 4 damage to Apathetic Panic!!
| | Apathetic Panic
"I reap what I planted eh"
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Health remaining (Apathetic Panic: 10, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| Apathetic Panic attacked! (Accuracy rate 78% / Critical hit rate 26%)
Apathetic Panic
"Consider this a gift of the most unpleasant type"
| | hachikuji licks smegma barely dodged it.
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
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Health remaining (Apathetic Panic: 10, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
| hachikuji licks smegma attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 14%)
Critical hit by hachikuji licks smegma!!!
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
Dealt 38 damage to Apathetic Panic!!
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Health remaining (Apathetic Panic: -28, hachikuji licks smegma: 25 )
Apathetic Panic has 0 lives remaining!
Apathetic Panic has been defeated...
 "I fought like a toddler it seems "
Apathetic Panic disappeared after 1 wins...
The winner is hachikuji licks smegma!
hachikuji licks smegma
"hachikuji licks smegma"
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