Battle of 2026/03/25 03:08
Character nameCreatorHealthTypeLivesWins
Professor YottlvynZoh No!15Strong offense and defense12
Van DarkholmeSHOGUN23Strong offense and defense44
Zarlgoff ZebadideCuntnigger66630Strong offense and defense40
DiddiusKanye West Fest30Speedy50


The winner of the last battle was Professor Yottlvyn.
They've had 2 Wins.

Battle 205 of season 4 has begun


Diddius attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Diddius
"Taste the Diddy D!"
Dealt 3 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Grah, my ulcer! My spleen! My ANKLE!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Van Darkholme: 23, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 27, Diddius: 30 )

Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 63% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Dealt 15 damage to Diddius!!
Diddius
"This is Diddiculous!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 15, Van Darkholme: 23, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 27, Diddius: 15 )

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 92% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Dealt 6 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 9, Van Darkholme: 23, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 27, Diddius: 15 )

Zarlgoff Zebadide attacked! (Accuracy rate 90% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Take this knuckle sandwich, on the house."
Dealt 5 damage to Van Darkholme!!
Van Darkholme
"NGH, FUCK YOU!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 9, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 27, Diddius: 15 )

Diddius attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Diddius
"Taste the Diddy D!"
Dealt 2 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 7, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 27, Diddius: 15 )

Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 12%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
Dealt 8 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Grah, my ulcer! My spleen! My ANKLE!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 7, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 19, Diddius: 15 )

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Dealt 8 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Grah, my ulcer! My spleen! My ANKLE!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 7, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 11, Diddius: 15 )

Zarlgoff Zebadide attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Take this knuckle sandwich, on the house."
Diddius swiftly dodged it.
Diddius
"I'll just skiDiddaddle..."

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 7, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 11, Diddius: 15 )

Diddius attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Diddius
"Taste the Diddy D!"
Dealt 1 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 6, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 11, Diddius: 15 )

Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 71% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Critical hit by Professor Yottlvyn!!!
Professor Yottlvyn
"%,teki, would you like to hear my thesis?"

Dealt 42 damage to Diddius!!

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 6, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 11, Diddius: -27 )

Diddius ran away!
"Diddy's gotta skiDiddaddle."
Diddius has 4 lives remaining!

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Dealt 9 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Grah, my ulcer! My spleen! My ANKLE!"

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: 6, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 2 )

Zarlgoff Zebadide attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 36%)
Critical hit by Zarlgoff Zebadide!!!
Zarlgoff Zebadide
"Zazannnnnga!"

Dealt 39 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!

Health remaining (Professor Yottlvyn: -33, Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: 2 )

Professor Yottlvyn has 0 lives remaining!
Professor Yottlvyn has been defeated...
"The numbers were wrong?!?"
Professor Yottlvyn disappeared after 2 wins...

Van Darkholme attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 13%)
Van Darkholme
"Take ♂ it ♂ BOY!"
Dealt 7 damage to Zarlgoff Zebadide!!

Health remaining (Van Darkholme: 18, Zarlgoff Zebadide: -5 )

Zarlgoff Zebadide ran away!
"See ya later, PUNK!"
Zarlgoff Zebadide has 3 lives remaining!

The winner is Van Darkholme!
They have a total of 5 wins!
Van Darkholme
"Next time, I wanna bring the Boy♂Next♂Door."



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