| Character name | Creator | Health | Type | Lives | Wins |  Pat Richardson! | Heyurizen from /b/ | 30 | Emphasis on fitness | 1 | 3 |  Rich Ritter | Guava Lava | 22 | Emphasis on offense | 1 | 0 |  Fergus the Flergle | Cuntnigger666 | 25 | Emphasis on speed | 1 | 0 |  Professor Yottlvyn | Zoh No! | 15 | Strong offense and defense | 1 | 0 |
Heyuri Cup 149 has begun!
Pat Richardson! has now defended the title 2 times!
Will the challenger take the title or will the champion extend their defense record!?
| Fergus the Flergle attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Fergus the Flergle
"Get away from my Frappuccino tree!"
Dealt 2 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
| | Professor Yottlvyn
"Auch, the parabolas carry excess force!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 22, Fergus the Flergle: 25, Professor Yottlvyn: 13 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 84% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 5 damage to Fergus the Flergle!!
| | Fergus the Flergle
"Frackin fuck farts!!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 22, Fergus the Flergle: 20, Professor Yottlvyn: 13 )
| Professor Yottlvyn attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Professor Yottlvyn
"Cower before trigonometry!"
| | Rich Ritter barely dodged it.
Rich Ritter
"Nashnyshreham."
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 22, Fergus the Flergle: 20, Professor Yottlvyn: 13 )
| Rich Ritter attacked! (Accuracy rate 76% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Devastating hit by Rich Ritter!!!
Rich Ritter
"Poh! Pottinam!"
Dealt 18 damage to Professor Yottlvyn!!
Professor Yottlvyn's Defense went down by 17!!
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 22, Fergus the Flergle: 20, Professor Yottlvyn: -5 )
Professor Yottlvyn has 0 lives remaining!
Professor Yottlvyn has been defeated...
"The numbers were wrong?!?"
| Fergus the Flergle attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 5%)
Fergus the Flergle
"Get away from my Frappuccino tree!"
| | Pat Richardson! barely dodged it.
Pat Richardson!
"too slow!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 22, Fergus the Flergle: 20 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 88% / Critical hit rate 6%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 6 damage to Fergus the Flergle!!
| | Fergus the Flergle
"Frackin fuck farts!!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 22, Fergus the Flergle: 14 )
| Rich Ritter attacked! (Accuracy rate 53% / Critical hit rate 7%)
Rich Ritter
"Poh! Pottinam!"
Dealt 30 damage to Fergus the Flergle!!
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 22, Fergus the Flergle: -16 )
Fergus the Flergle has 0 lives remaining!
Fergus the Flergle has been defeated...
 "I was flagged as spam..."
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 8%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 5 damage to Rich Ritter!!
| | Rich Ritter
"Griskelvaard!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 30, Rich Ritter: 17 )
| Rich Ritter attacked! (Accuracy rate 63% / Critical hit rate 9%)
Rich Ritter
"Poh! Pottinam!"
Dealt 21 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
| | Pat Richardson!
"get your hands off my dick!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 9, Rich Ritter: 17 )
| Pat Richardson! attacked! (Accuracy rate 95% / Critical hit rate 20%)
Pat Richardson!
"Take this!"
Dealt 3 damage to Rich Ritter!!
| | Rich Ritter
"Griskelvaard!"
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: 9, Rich Ritter: 14 )
| Rich Ritter attacked! (Accuracy rate 65% / Critical hit rate 11%)
Rich Ritter
"Poh! Pottinam!"
Dealt 21 damage to Pat Richardson!!!
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Health remaining (Pat Richardson!: -12, Rich Ritter: 14 )
Pat Richardson! has 0 lives remaining!
Pat Richardson! has been defeated...
"fuck this im going home"
The winner is Rich Ritter!
Rich Ritter won the Heyuri Cup!
Rich Ritter
"Gom, grolven incich."
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