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MysteryPerson | eminem is actually polish | 11/04 14:55[61] |
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woof | meow | 11/04 15:11[62] |
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Kamineko | *chomp* | 11/04 15:16[63] |
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woof | WHAT THE FUCK | 11/04 15:17[64] |
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Narrator | and so woof was.. was... wait a moment, this wasn't supposed to happen *shuffling pages* hmm... | 11/04 15:26[65] |
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woof | It hurts so much... Owe... :( | 11/04 15:36[66] |
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MobD | I used this distraction to escape and steal Osaka's PENIS! Now, fear my wrath! | 11/04 16:25[67] |
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Osaka | Wah... mai PENIS got stolen again... | 11/04 16:29[68] |
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Chiyo-chan | Miss Osaka you really need to take better care of your PENIS or you could lose it forevar (;_;) | 11/04 17:09[69] |
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bark | .....woof | 11/04 17:19[70] |
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Narrator | But what Osaka couldn't and didn't realize at the time, was that her unwashed smegma-ridden uncut penis was actually being kept away from her by evil forces at play... Evil forces who wished to use her penis for... uh, evil!!! | 11/04 18:45[71] |
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Narrator | Your narration sucks. Can't someone else do this!? | 11/04 19:19[72] |
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Narrator | hey hang on one minute *chair creaks* he is doing a perfectly good job its not *away from mic* his fault the script sucks | 11/04 19:48[73] |
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Audience | "Fight! Fight! Fight!" | 11/04 20:00[74] |
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Narrator | *away from the mic* i've had enough of coming into work every day and dealing with your shit, you pussy bitch! i don't get paid below minimum wage to put up with your unprofessional... lazy writing... *sound fades out, too distant to hear* | 11/04 20:05[75] |
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Narrator | don't you fucking walk away you *away from mic* piece of crap! I'm unprofessional? how about your *mic interference* ...-posed to be the pussy bitch?! I'll wipe the fucking floor with your face asshole! | 11/04 21:33[76] |
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Narrator | Ahem.. I have been asked by the club to fill in as the new narrator. I apologize for the inconve- | 11/04 21:52[77] |
Osama_Bin_Laden | Hold it! We are taking over this show. Men! | 11/04 21:55[78] | |
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Jihadi_Ninjas | Sheikh, the building and all hostages are secure. | 11/04 21:57[79] |
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Osama_Bin_Laden | Good. Okay, now listen up I am going to make my statement *clears throat* ahem.. *mic whining* Praise be to Allah, the mighty the unassailable, and peace be upon his Prophet. As you know the people of Heyuri have suffered from aggression and injustice imposed on them by the Syndicate and their dog collaborators. The latest and greatest of these aggressions is the theft Ayamu Kasuga's penis by their vile evil forces. Under the present circumstances, and under the banner of the blessed awakening which is sweeping Heyuri, I meet with you today to call for all peace loving peoples to rise up and and engage the enemy in holy battle! If Ayamu Kasuga's penis is not returned in 25 hours we will begin bombing in five minutes! To show you I'm serious we will sacrifice one worthless hostage! *closes eyes and points finger* You there! |
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