- The following is a ranking list of messages sent within the last 9001 days -
| Rank | Name | E-peen (mm) |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | tachi | 1862 |
| 2 | anonwaha | 1497 |
| 3 | yakuruto | 859 |
| 4 | poptan | 830 |
| 5 | Hachikuji-san | 809 |
| 6 | TBM | 705 |
| 7 | Upchuck | 586 |
| 8 | Commader Angel!! | 374 |
| 9 | Suiseitou | 370 |
| 10 | perthlord | 334 |
| 11 | kaguya | 277 |
| 12 | Emperor Iopsd | 218 |
| 13 | Cosmo | 182 |
| 14 | pen | 166 |
| 15 | Commander Angel!! | 121 |
| 16 | pen man | 96 |
| 17 | shinobu | 79 |
| 18 | COW | 77 |
| 19 | VoDkA | 66 |
| 20 | hoopz | 55 |
| 21 | remnant of hachikuji | 50 |
| 22 | VoDKa | 49 |
| 23 | Dnalsian man | 37 |
| 24 | Anonymous | 30 |
| 25 | Reb | 26 |
| 26 | bobrikov | 23 |
| 27 | Yngwie Malmsteen | 22 |
| 27 | fukr | 22 |
| 29 | Hoopz | 17 |
| 30 | homestucker | 15 |
| 31 | RAD | 14 |
| 31 | turkiyejin | 14 |
| 31 | ISHI | 14 |
| 34 | maxipenis | 11 |
| 34 | Khan of Lolistan | 11 |
| 36 | shinobu oshino | 10 |
| 37 | h0ldth3fa1th | 9 |
| 37 | Jason Lutrell | 9 |
| 39 | daydreamer | 8 |
| 39 | anarru sekkusu | 8 |
| 39 | nau | 8 |
| 42 | Nekochuck | 7 |
| 42 | som | 7 |
| 42 | Layne Staley | 7 |
| 42 | evil hachikuji | 7 |
| 46 | a pimp named nigra | 6 |
| 46 | Aussie Jesus Christ | 6 |
| 46 | WEEZITE ISLAND MANAGAH | 6 |
| 49 | Magus | 5 |
| 50 | tbm | 4 |
| 50 | the lonely man | 4 |
| 50 | Mike Patton | 4 |
| 50 | BONERMAN | 4 |
| 50 | 3.1-tan | 4 |
| 55 | mvp | 3 |
| 55 | Europe | 3 |
| 55 | Dave Mustaine | 3 |
| 58 | captain ego stroka | 2 |
| 58 | ANARRU SEKKUSU | 2 |
| 58 | 天皇徳仁 Emperor Naruhito | 2 |
| 58 | AK47 | 2 |
| 58 | louche | 2 |
| 58 | Cirnoseiseki | 2 |
| 58 | Chi Cheng | 2 |
| 58 | Dylan Klebold | 2 |
| 58 | anonwaha🔷Admin | 2 |
| 58 | anonwaha◇bGTvsQ3YBE ignore this---> (fraudster) | 2 |
| 68 | neko | 1 |
| 68 | Ash Williams | 1 |
| 68 | pitchshifter | 1 |
| 68 | isaac | 1 |
| 68 | pools closed | 1 |
| 68 | A U Thor | 1 |
| 68 | Sushi-chan | 1 |
| 68 | asd | 1 |
| 68 | Jesus Christ | 1 |
| 68 | Peter Steele | 1 |
| 68 | 95-tan | 1 |
| 68 | Dean Ween | 1 |
| 68 | XD | 1 |
| 68 | nanashi | 1 |
| 68 | ３．１－ｔａｎ | 1 |
| 68 | Messenger | 1 |
| 68 | Hachikuji-san | 1 |
| 68 | there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn | 1 |