one word story

By Lounge@Heyuri (thread archive)

I am horny but I have phimosis therefore my PENIS may aspl0de if I don't jam it up her navel strongly with mayonaise and mustard. However, when she sees the ULTIMATE SUPER GREASY HAMBURGER her nuclear-VAGINA-missile-cruiser-rocket-association opens and fires mah lazer upside my daughters PENIS but that is fucking niggardly and terrifying. perhaps my feelings crawl inside a creamy gash goodness niggernipples, yes, niggernipples! My AIDS horny and my milkshake brings lolicious to America. Unfortunately, kaguya inserted fifteen boobies into 15 small shredders, to cook his famous pancakes. Which fucker stole my pancakes??!!! Was it komeo? or kuzzy? To them, it was a delicious meaty breakfast, so next kaguya created the anal festival. The nigra visited the festival, which he decided was full ANARU SEKKUSU, therefore his assu got sexxu'd by kaguya lustfully, until guts fell out and made loli-nekos cry. Kuzzy died depression Thus a war erupted between loli-nekos and kaguya however they developed breasts as HUEG ballons. Then BANG!!! the game. You died. Insert Coin 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 1 GAME STARTED!!!

Space-lolis attack Vs. my virginity but with CHRIS -tian values sex is best experienced high. Thereupon, I saw loli Jesus, who told me 「you are, homeless-Nigra-san, repent or lolis disembowel you!」 Carefully, I reached for doritos ...SPLAT... FUCK! They Threw Poop Into My Doritos Who? Nobita reeks. Who's gonna clean my precious butth0le? kuzzy? He licked until the sphincter engulfed him, leaving nothing behind. Suddenly Alexander Kolchak came everywhere! Bunny SEX is bunlicious, however 237 Irishmen surrounded with midgets joined together smoking crack out of Gatorade bottles and danced with fury. HELP I AM BAKING PENISES WILLY-NILLY! wut? lol icon on Heycurry were everywhere! Did kaguya fap to ze loli-nekos?! That is sexcellent! Britain sank my bike, so I built extreme niggas to steal their shotas. Now, gentlemen, it's raping season, 1 000 000 lolis ready for buttsecks outside ...LET'S FUCK 'EM!!!!!11 ...wait ...PARTVAN?!?! OH SHEEEET RELEASE THE TACTICAL EROMANGA (18+) ONII-SAN ONCE THE NIGGER is ON. In the ghetto, bikes are niggamobiles. Asparagus is explosively diarrhea-inducing, so I sprayed anti -p00p liquid all over myself to protect kuz's Nikes from lasers and THE JOOS. That did spectacular nothing. Hardcore anal is illegal ranta but I did it anyway LOLOLOL! Get me some toilet elves so I can pee non-dairy pencils all afternoon until schfifty-five in Hartfordshire. Verily, poopy delicacies are my favorite thing, so I asked Gaben to present Heyuri 2: The Death Of Iruyeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My nipples shrivelled permanently when temperatures dropped to minus 1 gazillion fahrenheit, and everybody cried. Suddenly, KA-POW!!! the Master of Fuck came and never stopped gyrating his gigantic SPERMINATOR against my firm buttocks so I lifted his left nut testicle and put his PENIS on fire ants, MWAHAHAHA! EVIL! Suddenly, the game glitched and billions orgasmed. Consequently, my daughter's VAGINA melted, YATTA! Okay... time for sex with hats ... yes. ANARU HEMORRHOIDS = PASSIONATE RIMJOBS, tasty! Yum! (Footnote: I lick sweaty geologists.) THE WORST THING IN THIS WEBSITE IS TURKS, AND YOUR MOM. Americunts do not want to defecate in public unlike Heyurians because "muh ". right ... nigga, please I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE feces in my urethra because it feels ticklish! Horrific, isn't it? Meanwhile, the semen evaporated :( like like like PISS. ERROR: 9001 NIGGERS ALIVE, MUST CLOSE THE PORTAL TO NAMIBIA BEFORE BOMBS DETONATE INSIDE THE PORTAL CAUSING ANARU EXPLOSIONS, GENOCIDING SEXTILLIONS OF SEKKUSU. wtf is going to happen to this thread when kaguya decides its time to evaporate? Presumably nothing. Nigger. NIGGER! Nigga? Oniiga-san ? ! ? finger my ANUS please, NOW gently ok? OKOK ! ! ! HALP NOT THERE!! This thread is NOT continuing. Actually... BOO! kyaaaa!! Scaroused~! JIHAD_NOW! ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُ cried the lolwarrior, seductively. Haram be your PENUS sucking boywhore, but I'm black. Anywayz, faggots, what the CRAP is kilimanjaro doing? AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH UUUUURGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLEEGH . . . BUMSEX ROX!!!??? banana Banana is my favorite animal -murdering equipment, and anal reamer. Oppai is extremely dangerous, so wear protective gloves while assembling them. oldfag-sama wisely sage'd everything. HEIL KAGUYA verily! Oh~ ahh~~ mmmrrmphrmphhhhh~~~ CUMMIN iyahoo ANUS. goodbye world!

The end. holy shit the threads over now he said the end Doesn't count cuz that's 2 words. CONTINUE! ITS THE END. ITS OVER FOLKS GO HOME

NO mona2 THUS, THE GREAT THREAD CONTINUED FOREVER nigger. The end. SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And they all lived happily ever after

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I am DONE! The next post will be last! Suddendly, a liar poasted CP; everyone enjoyed! friendship doesn't even compare to ANARU SEKKUSU with loli-neko's pet. SHUT DA CRAP UPPU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB -ortion of jihad against violators of BOKU sluts! love mai yandere-dev raep and habibi masturbate masturbate masturbate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and, M >>8850
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MASTURBATE MASTURBAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!11 depression ~~post-nut-clarity~~ and now, SUICIDE BY BOILING MYSELF ALIVE IN HOT CUM SAUCE! 𝖋𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖘 tongue 𝓐𝓝𝓐𝓡𝓤 my 【a】【n】【u】【s】, nigger-san ţ̴̛̩̫̝̞̣̠̦̠̗͉̗̯͕͎̥̜͓̲̼̪̻̗̹̩̄̑̋͌̎̊̀̐̂̑̿͋̑͆̎͛̍̈͛́͗̆̾̑̈́̈́͘͠ͅͅȩ̷̫̺̦͙͔̦̟̲̣̣̱̫͙̜̺͓̲͉̜͍̯̫͌̌͆̽̂͂̓̈́́͊͑͑͐̈̇͠͝ḣ̸̡̨̛̹̹͈̺̳̦̲̻̜̩͇̬̱̠͕͓̰̥͕̼̌̍̉̃̊̉̽͆̾̽͌̌̈́͂̈̋̌̐̊͘͘͜͠ͅ-̴̩̹̬̼̄͌ͅv̶̛̤̣̜̘͉̗̱̘͎͎̓̂́̊̀̆̓͐̃̂̄̌̔̈̂̅͆͗͗̎̓̕͝͠͝͝͝o̶̧̨̢̟̣̗̝̤͓̲̗̺͇̱̜̤̥̝͈̞̙̥͚̮̣̺̰̐̆̐̉͒̀̏̎̄̀̈̕͜͜i̴̢̘̻̝̻̰̊͊̅͗͐̐͊̐̒̅̈́̏͐̓͊̇̀̑̓̚͝ḏ̸̛̛͍͔̞̰̟͙̳̬͕̦̩̠̊̓̓̑̐̓͛̀͊͊̈́̂̒͗͛̋̐̈́͘ͅ nipples ~~NIPPLE-GET!!!!!!~~ Tornadoes are pretty awesome -chan but they killed him

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parker-kun sucks, fucking Olympic Balls all in Technicolor ! Myaoo, i'm a neko-loli with bouncy oppai, please KILL MY THREAD. DENIED!!!!!! b-but why?? Because we can! very-long pen0rz entered my virgin eyeball, OW DELICIOUS! anyway, aliens abducted my future wife, so I'll kill them with ️ and pussy-juice before santa rapes kids with bayonets for their naughty little girls who don't care if shit about fuck. arrrrgh taco are del.icio.us test testing FAILED because mai nintendo DS got b0rken by m️️t 's gay friend: hotwheels fucks. He fucked the pen0rz despite having dementia dementia ...what? Chinese aids does wonders to chinks horny fucks. I absolutely lollygaged my way through disney,

This thread is stupid!

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Naysayers gonna DIE. The best part of anal is when kaguya kisses 14,509,369 times in between the arse licking all trampoline of shit. BBC news will become BWC olds. Dogs will overthrow the government because cats must die. systematically. (ignore period above) 🆆🅵, otherwise m e o w. Drugs have niggering consequences, so now I developed terminal cold, I should probably milk my camel orally. Nigger, are the women retarded? Perhaps, " it's better this way " said God Gundam. Then, surprise cupcake sex occurred, which hurt hurt hurt hurt ow! Revenge is when