CHIYO WEARING BLOOMERS

draw teh best stick figure you can or you fail at interwebs!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

I went to get some groceries and the frost on the ground made it look like I was walking on top of sparkling stars. It looked so weird that I recorded a video of it.

stick it in her pooper!

Was at a Japanese restaurant last night and saw this on teh menu. Now I kinda wish I ordered it

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Who is the best Di Gi Charat character? I like Puchiko nyu~ ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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Is it ok to snap secret pictures of a brown girl as long as she's your gf/wife?

do u liek teh rei?

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heyuri, nyanpasu!

2024 is coming to an end.
Post the best thread/cgi/etc screencaps from 2024 that you saved!

don't look! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

MY SEXY AESTHETIC IS HIGHLY SYNTHETIC
FUCK MY GENETICS
(I'M TOTALLY PLASTIC)
I WANNA BE A BIMBO DOLL

Remember /b/ you are a loser if you are working being a NEET is freedom.

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Ha! Christmas may be technically over, but I saw we all spread Christmas cheer! Everywhere, all around the world, we will make it known that Christmas is not yet over!

HEMORRHOIDS!

ITT Post vintage and high-class art of lolis.

Pic related is by a German painter Max Pechstein from 1910 of a girl named Franzi born in 1900.

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Do you think this look was more or less retarded than what we've got today?

chatgpt down?

Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.

What would a Heyuri videogame be like?

This is a USB-powered desktop light

i used to not be like this, i used to have hopes and dreams and be generally enthusiastic, but my life has always been shit, i never had a good friend, not once in my entire life and long ago i would just push through that, but over the time i discovered that if i dont push, i still keep on moving, so i decided to do absolutely nothing and just embrace the misery. i started enjoying just feeling like shit and it really is a freeing and comforting feeling when you accept that all life is just a sad pathetic mess and theres nothing to do about it, and the value of future if you do decide to take action is equal to the value of future if you take no action. and just like that over the time i started enjoying being miserable and started disliking being happy. my life can all be changed if i just wait it out till may but i dont even want to be happy anymore. i dont want a happy life or anything like that i just want to rot and turn into compost. this is so irrational and stupid because if i could just wait till may it would all be great and awesome, but i dont want to, i feel like rotting is more enjoyable than living a happy life. what is wrong with me

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yandere girls are kewl

would you take their maiden voyage

Happy birthday, big J!

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When I die, I will respawn here.

post ojamajos lolis

tank?

i demand to receive 1 ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Meri Kogomas

Ya finna get popped

What do you think about efforts to recreate earlier eras of gaming? Do you think they work or generally fall flat?

heyuri is obsessed wit lolis ok i understand
but why not fillies? i feel like theyre much softer, cuter, cuddly n submissive (´～`)

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what did you get under teh christmas tree?

M.C Doland was him..? Meri kurisumasu

Merry Kurisumasu!!

merry kurisumasu!

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what does this diagram mean? and if you answer incorrectly you must stand in the hallway, sasazuka!

;____;

this guy is pretty lulzy
https://e-hentai.org/g/120399/98a7e83fef/

Alright guys, I bought us the christmas tree!

sorry everynyan, but CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!

What are you playing?

I'm currently going through the first Breath of Fire on SNES

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I heard christmas in Gensokyo is great time, I wish I could join them

for christmas i want to touch boobs ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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IN THIS YA'LL ARE GONNA POST AMERICAN THINGS
NO EUROPEANS ALLOWED

WTF even is the interwebs!?

Merry Christmas to those in Austria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Hungary, Norway, Poland, Slovakia, Sweden and Switzerland.

Marisa Kirismas!

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Where's ? (bonus points if u can find teh other two characters i hid)

nyo?

I will tell /b/ agian >:3 that
Shotas are far better than Lolis!!!
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

konnichinya~

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may i wash your back?

dolls can get drunk!?

Well?

For independent research...Yes, independent I'll start! What made you continue teh Lucky Channel on Heyuri of all places! Also your episode here has satisfied teh users! (because they JERKED off to it ^^;) I'd like to hear from you, Akira san!

are they?

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Welcome to Lucky Channel!
My name is Akira and my assistant is not present... the train he usually takes was overcrowded and had to wait for the next one... -_-

Today we will read fan mail!

This one comes from a person by the name of Izumi...
This handwriting looks... weird...

"I love this channel and watch each episode"

Uuuaaa! This is because the idol is so cuuu~te deshoka? (^ω^)

"I have nobody else to share it with...
I have recently been attacked by an man in my house! I did not notice him entering!
He choked and threw me, I couldn't resist. I never knew him!"

It must have been horrifying! (;´Д`)

What could ana and matsuri be saying?

I love early 2000s anime artwork so much! It’s so cute!!

would you have sex with loli mao zedong?

ranpha is erotic (´￢`)

some person wanted to spread the word on a compilation they are making!
https://nashikouen.net/lolicore/thread/948/#p279
music like gabber, lolicore, and any trash really.
have fun and a merry crhistmas

i has teh manga ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

HAVE A NICE DAY HEYURIZEN

can you solve teh loli captcha?

For one reason or another, I have this belief that the amount of writing a
person is capable of in a lifetime is decided from birth. Assuming that there
is a predetermined set amount of words, then the more you write, the more
that amount will depreciate. That would forecast the eventual loss of your
ability to write. In practical application, let’s say someone wanted to fill up
300 pages of paper with 400 words crammed onto each sheet in one day.
Since there’s no precedent of that ever happening, I may actually be right.
Of course, if I did want to write 120,000 words in one day, the fact that
typing at the speed of one word per second would already take thirty-three
hours would mean I could never do it. But there might be someone out there
who can accomplish the feat, so I can’t be totally sure.
Speaking of things I can’t do, I’ll change the subject to how cats are
nice. They’re cute and soft and they meow. You’re probably wondering
where I’m going with this. I don’t really know myself. Not sure how to
explain it. I’ll be quite happy if you can accept the “it is what it is”
explanation.

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Are there any BBS still up that use Piximicat as an imageboard software?

arisu!

AMERICA BOOBS, FUCK YAEH

I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - Touhou pornography. The Touhou project has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the characters not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised Touhou may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to Touhou pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.

is miu your #1?

SOS ヽ(´∇`)ノ

This is my favorite vidlii channel. dflee56-san is the ultimate

https://www.vidlii.com/user/dflee56

Maruko: “Tama-chan... look at me... My dick is so big... I'm getting excited...”
Tama-chan: ``Wow... there's a thick liquid coming out of the cute little red hole at the tip of my PENIS... Ugh... it's so naughty...''
Man: “Hah...hah...Momoko-chan…Tamae-chan…my PENIS has gotten so hard just looking at you guys...Look, I couldn't hold back anymore, and Cowper came out...Ah, how cute! Excited!”

Imagine having one of these paintings on your wall in your house and someone sees it.

How would you explain yourself /b/?

neko

i wrote a great thread but i didnt check no file box and when i pressed back it was all gone

(＾＾）/~~ (´人｀) (ﾟー｀)
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Is there a website with similar vibe as Heyuri, except you don't need to know about 20 year old anime and memes from Japan?

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You are O•BA•KA

is there a tag for this hand gesture? i love cocky brats~!!

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Nippon ichi!!!

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Hello /b/. If anyone here plays oldschool yu-gi-oh!, and thinks they're good enough to have a chance, they should play me for the title of "Duel Master of Heyuri". I already know who the master is, I just want to make it official (`ー´)

You can play via YGOPRO

post teh best panchira you can find

i left my clothes outside and they got wet. also hello agian

(UNDERAGEB&)

lol.

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Happy chanukah

home along on a fridey night?
just remember...
YOUR
AWWESOME!

http://frideynight.com/fridey.ogg

Hello, my name is Joe Staling. Yesterday I turned 102 years old.

SEX WITH A DESK ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Some times ago, I started maekin a flash about ichigo marshmallow... it's not finished, though (´π｀)

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ZOMG it's timotei! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

what? why would raping the main heroine lead to a a bad end(;´Д`)

Was she made for the sole purpose of making the company money as a talisman for sales?

It is often I fantasize I am Konata's older brother. I imagine myself being her cool-headed and chill older brother she plays video games and watches anime with. One night, as we both stay up together until 4 am, I admit to her I love her. She reciprocates and I kiss her. I fantasize of taking off her shirt, rubbing my hands on her smooth, flat, loli-esque body, moving my hands down to her panties and taking them off. I fantasize of making out with her, and putting her on my bed, where I proceed to have her in a mating press, pounding my cute little sister's tight pussy as I lick her armpits, savoring the taste of my little sister's sweat. I fantasize of creampieing her and having her give birth to disgustingly deformed hellspawn who die 2 days after birth.

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You can cut my balls off but these fucking niggers are cute!

Fuck you, lady

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feels... flat (;´Д`)

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spot teh differences

/b/, I have gone a long while without wanking, and I want to see if any of you can break this streak. This is a competition to see your best, hawttest stuff ever. The ones you put above the rest. I will judge your submissions accordingly

Weird request if anyone can find it:

I have this strange memory from when I was a kid of watching some kind of hentai on the computer. Don't ask why, it's not important. All I can remember about it was one scene where three girls with pink(red?) hair squatting down on a field of grass, where upon PENISes (or tentacles) would sprout from the soil and penetrate them in the butthole. That's not much to go off of, but I hope that's enough. If it helps, this was around 2008-9, so it can't have been anything newer. Fellas, I just need to know this recurring flashback is not a false memory implant created by our techno-overlords to distract us from the truth of our artificial world.

where are osaka's breasts?

what offering will you bring me in exchange for the rarest fortune evar?

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

what do you feel after a fap? do u experience clarity of some kind?

i am usually tired and sleepy

Have you found inner peace?

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loli liek money

who wants a piece of b&?

I'm going to read your mind. I hope you're not thinking bad things.

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what is she doing to this cat? (;´Д`)

I recently gave myself the task of building my own imageboard but for the tor network and I finally got it.

izhc3adcn6gi5fsghhmqxfsxodpf6p726wxn7uo43zvyyr7tlygxl4id.onion

What does teh "C" button do?

The internet is too centralized. Let's share websites outside the social media bubble

www.sensesofcinema.com
Independent film writing of various kinds. High quality writing, in my opinion. Pretty much left-leaning, though, so be aware

castlevaniadungeon.net
Castlevania fan-site that was updated since the late 90s up until the early 2010s.

shrines.rpgclassics.com
Extensive guides for retro RPGs

Neal.fun
A bunch of fun games and little concepts

I know some of you live or have lived in japan at some point, so I'll ask you a question. A friend of mine is currently in nippon and I want him to buy me and old digital camera, but where should he look for something like that? I know there's plenty of shops selling old video games and such, so it shouldn't be that hard. In my country, the best place to look for something like that would be an used goods store, but I really don't know anything about japanese society besides the superficial stuff you learn from anime and manga. Can anyone help me?

is santa real

Anyone got some classics saved? Jewtube deleted a lot of them.

plus divided by times - = ?
if you can solve this unsolved equation you win teh internet


what's teh answer?

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I am... train man

a doll is taking her pet servant for a walk (;ﾟДﾟ)

Eh!? Nandatte!?

I was playing Metal Gear on MSX but got distracted when asked if i wanted to continue after dying. Just lost hours and hours of progress

FUCK ME I don't even have an image on my hard drive to illustrate my mixture of frustation and disappointment

こんにちわ

I'm playing OpenTTD and for my train networks I usually use two lanes, one in each direction. This works fine most of the time but larger networks with more trains overload easily, especially when combining freight and passengers. To solve this, I have two ideas:
Proposal A would increase the number of lanes in each direction. During limited testing, trying to upgrade single lane network segments, I found one main drawback - it was difficult to upgrade sections since tons of junctions and station entrances had to be rebuilt.
Proposal B, which I am now testing, would split the network into smaller regions. The idea is that I can retain my design on a smaller scale to avoid overloading. The main drawback I can think of is that the network will be inefficient, and it will just look shit because there aren't enough trains!
New ideas or further development of ideas A and B will be great!
does anyone even play openttd here?

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you've all been very naughty ヽ(`Д´)ノ

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DON'T MOVE DROP THE GUN!

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Your fortune: Good luck

haruhi found teh yaoi

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dashing through teh snow, in a one- open sleigh

SHE WON'T WAEK UP

Your fortune: Only time will tell

Dear Santa Claus,

For Christmas this year I would like an otokonoko slave boy. It's been a tough year and I've been good so I think I deserve it. I've said my prayers every night and given to the needy. Please Santa, grant my wish and give me a living onahole to fill with cum. I really need something to relieve my stress.

Regards,
You Know Who

Your fortune: You have aids

Don't thank me, thank rape

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

Are any of you super crazy rich? Or maybe your parents are and you live with them?

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vitamin C.C

So I was at work today, stocking cream cheese or some shit, and this really fat dude walked up to me screaming, asking "SHE NEEDS TO USE YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM,WHERE IS IT?!" and then I see this really tiny girl next to him. She was blonde, and pale like a corpse, with insanely red cheeks. She wasn't doing the peepee dance or complaining, unlike her monstrously fat dad, but after I pointed him in the direction of the shitter, I've been wondering... what did that little girl need to do to that toilet?

I want an robot image where Miyano kisses Saku Momoi on the cheek.
Please generate it for me!

We value your privacy... as a source of data to sell!

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dog

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seafood ヽ(´∇`)ノ

I feel retarded low when I change my usual outfit when going outside. does this happen in your cunt?

I want to transform a fairly simple tune to a C00L track.
Please upload it to https://stableaudio.com/ or whatever for me.

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m184.ogg

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Super Castlevania IV

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Little bit more than a week 2 xmas. I've bought no gift yet!! Do u buy gifts!?!

How do you know if you love someone

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Alright Heyuri, what do you prefer? Coffee or Tea?

I don't know if this is the place. But I'm so desperate that I can't take it anymore. I draw and I feel like my drawings are not good enough and they are all garbage. I feel bad and this situation makes my difficult life even more difficult.

She's back!