Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/25(Wed) 04:30 No.8
Diplomacy, declarations of war, begging for aid, etc etc!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/25(Wed) 05:08 No.10
It say our glorious republic has been seized by the HIA: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI#Members
But our island has done nothing wrong! This is an outrage!! An abuse of power!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
I pray that this is merely a clerical error from a HAPI intern. Our relations are waning, comrade.
But our island has done nothing wrong! This is an outrage!! An abuse of power!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
I pray that this is merely a clerical error from a HAPI intern. Our relations are waning, comrade.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/10/25(Wed) 05:50 No.12
The article on Upchuck and the war is excellent. The historical society did a proper justice to the many lives lost there.
Will there be more articles like it in the future?
Will there be more articles like it in the future?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer 2023/10/25(Wed) 07:15 No.13
>I pray that this is merely a clerical error from a HAPI intern. Our relations are waning, comrade.
Ah, that's a mistake - I misread it as Public Commune Island (;^Д^)
Ah, that's a mistake - I misread it as Public Commune Island (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto 2023/10/25(Wed) 08:35 No.15
Our glorious nation apologizes on behalf of our unfortunately quick tempered ambassador. He has been swiftly execu- er, reassigned for this outburst.
We give many thanks for your correction, comrade. ъ( ﾟｰ^)
We give many thanks for your correction, comrade. ъ( ﾟｰ^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/25(Wed) 16:39 No.19
Upchuck king is my hero. I love the wiki article about his great war.
ps I wish I can post pics here :|
ps I wish I can post pics here :|
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/25(Wed) 17:14 No.21
>ps I wish I can post pics here :|
That's what https://up.heyuri.net is for!
I'll look into hotlinking up.heyuri.net image links so they appear inside posts sum time, but I can't guarantee I'll be successful ^^;
That's what https://up.heyuri.net is for!
I'll look into hotlinking up.heyuri.net image links so they appear inside posts sum time, but I can't guarantee I'll be successful ^^;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/10/25(Wed) 18:07 No.24
this is no fun i like shitting up /b/
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/10/26(Thu) 00:25 No.31
I have returned.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/26(Thu) 00:57 No.32
>I have returned.
Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 06:46 No.33
Will I get attacked if I help Newchuck Island?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes representative 2023/10/26(Thu) 08:44 No.34
just read on the wiki that HAPI blacklisted Wanker Island for attacking us, thanks HAPI!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 08:52 No.35
> Will I get attacked if I help Newchuck Island?
You will get added to the BAI, according to the HAPI entry on the wiki.
You will get added to the BAI, according to the HAPI entry on the wiki.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 09:20 No.36
Newchuck Island hasn't done anything bad (yet) so that doesn't apply right?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 09:44 No.37
I think that since the ruler of Newchuck is a widely-known terrorist, it still applies, but I am not part of HAPI, that is for them to decide
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/26(Thu) 12:06 No.39
Teh "Blacklist of Asshole Islands" is specifically for islands rather than leaders, and Newchuck Island hasn't yet committed any criminal actions, so let's remain amicable for now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 15:29 No.40
So if I help that island you will not bomb me?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/26(Thu) 16:06 No.41
U'll only get BAI-listed for assisting currently BAI-listed islands, and Newchuck Island is not currently BAI-listed, so it's fine ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Howevar, being BAI-listed doesn't necessarily result in being bombed - it's simply that other islands will not become BAI-listed themselves if they do bomb BAI-listed islands ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Howevar, being BAI-listed doesn't necessarily result in being bombed - it's simply that other islands will not become BAI-listed themselves if they do bomb BAI-listed islands ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 16:42 No.42
How does an island that was BAI listed for supporting a BAI listed island get removed from the BAI?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/26(Thu) 16:47 No.43
Uh... by paying the victim(s) of the island(s) they assisted! ヽ(´ー`;)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 17:27 No.44
so you are telling me if a otaku helped a bai island that that otaku meber is now apart of bai.
but then other otaku mebers helping other otaku members will then make whole otaku a bai even if it was only one member who gave aids to kuz island
but then other otaku mebers helping other otaku members will then make whole otaku a bai even if it was only one member who gave aids to kuz island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/26(Thu) 17:52 No.45
>so you are telling me if a otaku helped a bai island that that otaku meber is now apart of bai.
>but then other otaku mebers helping other otaku members will then make whole otaku a bai even if it was only one member who gave aids to kuz island
Islands who assist BAI-listed islands will be BAI-listed, yes ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Simply being in an alliance with them is not grounds for BAI-listing, but actively providing aids to them or providing military assistance against monsters/islands would be. Instead, the right thing for a BAI-listed island's allies to do is to urge and convince their crime-comitting friend to pay for their crimes!
>but then other otaku mebers helping other otaku members will then make whole otaku a bai even if it was only one member who gave aids to kuz island
Islands who assist BAI-listed islands will be BAI-listed, yes ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Simply being in an alliance with them is not grounds for BAI-listing, but actively providing aids to them or providing military assistance against monsters/islands would be. Instead, the right thing for a BAI-listed island's allies to do is to urge and convince their crime-comitting friend to pay for their crimes!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 17:57 No.46
>>45
i am going to nuke the shit out of you
i am going to nuke the shit out of you
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/10/26(Thu) 18:50 No.47
A thank you to Penman and Jiyulando Island for their assistance.
>>45
Even you seem to have trouble grasping all the BAI-related rules... maybe it would be better if the BAI was abolished.
>>45
Even you seem to have trouble grasping all the BAI-related rules... maybe it would be better if the BAI was abolished.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/26(Thu) 19:03 No.48
>Even you seem to have trouble grasping all the BAI-related rules
BAI is pretty simple as long as ur not ret0rded: you can't join HAPI if ur an assh0le to innocent islands, but u can be forgiven if u make up for it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>i am going to nuke the shit out of you
That's not very nice (;´Д`)
BAI is pretty simple as long as ur not ret0rded: you can't join HAPI if ur an assh0le to innocent islands, but u can be forgiven if u make up for it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>i am going to nuke the shit out of you
That's not very nice (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/10/26(Thu) 19:06 No.49
>>48
(≖､≖#)
(≖､≖#)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/26(Thu) 20:23 No.50
>maybe it would be better if the BAI was abolished.
even if the current BAI-related rules are hazy, removing the BAI altogetha is stupid. The BAI is useful to discourage unprovoked attacks, even though some island rulers believe they can go against it... anyways, all conflicts started by a mad dictator have been won by HAPI
even if the current BAI-related rules are hazy, removing the BAI altogetha is stupid. The BAI is useful to discourage unprovoked attacks, even though some island rulers believe they can go against it... anyways, all conflicts started by a mad dictator have been won by HAPI
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/10/27(Fri) 00:24 No.51
Do not nuke the Waha!!!! Think about all of the innocent loli lives that will be lost!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/27(Fri) 00:56 
No.52
No.52
>>51
think about all the lolis i will receive as refuges
think about all the lolis i will receive as refuges
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/27(Fri) 16:09 No.53
>getting lolifugees
even us, a peaceful island, is bound to fall for that temptation
even us, a peaceful island, is bound to fall for that temptation
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/27(Fri) 19:35 No.54
DESU, Dnalsi and Gensokyo are gonna be top 3 in the near future. They have a bunch of villages.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/10/28(Sat) 05:04 No.55
If you get all those lolifugees, they will all be widows.. otherwise known as USED GOODS! You don't want that.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/28(Sat) 08:16 No.56
>>55
WE, ***** Island, WILL PUT FORWARD A DEVELOPMENT PLAN IN ORDER TO CLEANSE AND REPURIFY THE LOLIS THAT WERE DIRTIED BY THE EVIL PEOPLE OF Iopsd Island
WE, ***** Island, WILL PUT FORWARD A DEVELOPMENT PLAN IN ORDER TO CLEANSE AND REPURIFY THE LOLIS THAT WERE DIRTIED BY THE EVIL PEOPLE OF Iopsd Island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/29(Sun) 06:27 No.60
DST is over so now I have to adjust to different turn times (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/29(Sun) 12:11 No.61
The comments in the pen island guest book are funny
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer 2023/10/29(Sun) 19:41 No.62
Long ago - b4 Heyuri Archipelago's founding - teh legends say that islands would become uninhabited after 28 turns of activity (7 days). Howevar, upon Heyuri Archipelago's discovery and founding, it appears this was changed to 120 turns (30 days)
The rational behind this change appears to have been that it might be a little too strict to uninhabit an island after only 1 week of inactivity. Howevar, we at teh HIA have noticed that many of these seemingly-abandoned islands are frequently targeted by certain warmongering islands to steal their residents
Should teh HIA adopt the practices of our ancestors and change the auto-uninhabit-for-inactivity time from 120 turns (30 days) to 28 turns (7 days)?
The rational behind this change appears to have been that it might be a little too strict to uninhabit an island after only 1 week of inactivity. Howevar, we at teh HIA have noticed that many of these seemingly-abandoned islands are frequently targeted by certain warmongering islands to steal their residents
Should teh HIA adopt the practices of our ancestors and change the auto-uninhabit-for-inactivity time from 120 turns (30 days) to 28 turns (7 days)?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/30(Mon) 06:58 No.63
>DESU, Dnalsi and Gensokyo are gonna be top 3 in the near future
u were correct!
u were correct!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/30(Mon) 10:55 No.65
>>62
7 days still seems harsh. How about 14?
7 days still seems harsh. How about 14?
HELLLPPPPPPPPPPP pen man 2023/10/30(Mon) 15:57 No.66
No.66
PLEASE I NEED MONEY!!! WHAAAAAA
my people need money!!!｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
my people need money!!!｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/30(Mon) 18:25 No.67
>>99
you have 999900 t of food. That's basically money. export some food for money.
you have 999900 t of food. That's basically money. export some food for money.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/30(Mon) 18:38 No.68
I am shocked to find out that you can export food and spend the money earned in the same turn!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/30(Mon) 19:11 No.69
don't forget about deforestation either!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands anaru man 2023/10/30(Mon) 21:49 No.70
I'm giving financial AIDS to you next turn, pen-man.
You need to build yourslef a factory if you want to have a sustainable economy...
You need to build yourslef a factory if you want to have a sustainable economy...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands anaru man 2023/10/30(Mon) 21:51 No.71
btw, it's not possible to post with a tripcode on this bbs, right?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/10/30(Mon) 23:28 No.72
>I'm now higher than PC98 in the islands ranking! Take that FAG!
islands brag about beating me, i've made it. i also am looking for another loan from any island
islands brag about beating me, i've made it. i also am looking for another loan from any island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/10/30(Mon) 23:45 No.73
>you have 999900 t of food. That's basically money. export some food for money.
the issue with that is. i would be making 0 money after i export it all. and then be stuck in a worse position.
the issue with that is. i would be making 0 money after i export it all. and then be stuck in a worse position.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/10/31(Tue) 01:05 No.74
>>62
I think an increase to the limit would be even better.
I think an increase to the limit would be even better.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/31(Tue) 03:08 No.75
>i would be making 0 money after i export it all
U don't have to export all of it - set a specific amount to export (1 amount = 10,000 tons exported = 10M$ received), and then use ur new riches to build factories (1 factory = 100M$)
Note that factories will be filled with ur remaining population who aren't working on farms
U don't have to export all of it - set a specific amount to export (1 amount = 10,000 tons exported = 10M$ received), and then use ur new riches to build factories (1 factory = 100M$)
Note that factories will be filled with ur remaining population who aren't working on farms
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/10/31(Tue) 03:29 No.76
No.76
PC98 will carry out 1 turn of misls on secret island. we are letting everyone know in advance. forgive me HAPI and others but its what kamisama wants and we want refugees before newchuck gets them all
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/10/31(Tue) 07:15 No.77
Permission to bomb Newchuck Island?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/31(Tue) 07:29 No.78
>Permission to bomb Newchuck Island?
Newchuck Island, PC98 Island, and Wanker Island 2 are all on BAI - u don't need permission! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Newchuck Island, PC98 Island, and Wanker Island 2 are all on BAI - u don't need permission! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto 2023/10/31(Tue) 08:33 No.79
>u don't need permission!
Finally, an excuse to test out my state-of-the-art nuclear warheads, built by indentured political prisoners.
And who better than those filthy Newchuckian bastards to use for target practice? This is for Shota Empire Island! (`Д´)
Finally, an excuse to test out my state-of-the-art nuclear warheads, built by indentured political prisoners.
And who better than those filthy Newchuckian bastards to use for target practice? This is for Shota Empire Island! (`Д´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/10/31(Tue) 11:05 No.80
If all is werkin correctly, there now b tripcodes and capcodes on YY-BOARD ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/10/31(Tue) 12:10 No.81
Wow. I bomb an island that hasn't been active in a long time for a population increase and suddenly all of HAPI is free to attack me with no repercussions...
I cannot even fight back. All of you are bastards.
I cannot even fight back. All of you are bastards.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/10/31(Tue) 12:14 No.82
No.82
PC98 will pay secret island this turn and the next
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/10/31(Tue) 12:38 No.83
PC98 bows down to the HAPI menace.
Too bad I can't pay the uninhabited Secret Island back since I just started my island and therefore HAVE NO MONEY.
Even if I could I wouldn't because these wretches don't deserve that satisfaction.
DEATH TO HAPI!!! LONG LIVE THE UPCHUCK!!!
Too bad I can't pay the uninhabited Secret Island back since I just started my island and therefore HAVE NO MONEY.
Even if I could I wouldn't because these wretches don't deserve that satisfaction.
DEATH TO HAPI!!! LONG LIVE THE UPCHUCK!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/10/31(Tue) 12:41 No.84
>Wow. I bomb an island that hasn't been active in a long time for a population increase and suddenly all of HAPI is free to attack me with no repercussions...
>I cannot even fight back. All of you are bastards.
HAPI's honorable and merciful nature is teh only reason u didn't get pwned 2 oblivion the moment Newchuck Island was discovered, and instead only started getting ur just deserts once u committed moar crimes (;^Д^)
>I cannot even fight back. All of you are bastards.
HAPI's honorable and merciful nature is teh only reason u didn't get pwned 2 oblivion the moment Newchuck Island was discovered, and instead only started getting ur just deserts once u committed moar crimes (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/10/31(Tue) 22:25 No.85
No.85
Damn Upchuckian bastards nuked two of my cities! I DEMAND KING UPCHUCKIAN'S HEAD ON A PLATTER FOR THIS ATROCITY!!!
[s1]Alternatively, I want 2000M paid in full by Newchuck to end this war. Those are my peace terms.[/s1]
[s1]Alternatively, I want 2000M paid in full by Newchuck to end this war. Those are my peace terms.[/s1]
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/10/31(Tue) 22:25 No.86
No.86
>[/s1]
Ah, I thought bbcode worked here. (;^Д^)
Ah, I thought bbcode worked here. (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous◆Admin 2023/10/31(Tue) 22:44 No.87
>Ah, I thought bbcode worked here. (;^Д^)
It does (check "Notes" above), but I think I implemented it b4 the font size BBCode was added to kokonotsuba ^^;
I'll try to add it
It does (check "Notes" above), but I think I implemented it b4 the font size BBCode was added to kokonotsuba ^^;
I'll try to add it
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/10/31(Tue) 23:36 No.88
No.88
we call for a end to the newchuck war before more get involved. HAPI needs to lay down some ground rules to prevent members from abusing power. HAPI members should not help members in a offensive fight but only defensive and should only not join a fight if they have no business in it, like the wawr now with newchuck
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/10/31(Tue) 23:37 No.89
No.89
also here is the OTAKU page on the wiki https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=OTAKU
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/10/31(Tue) 23:47 No.90
>I want 2000M paid in full by Newchuck to end this war.
The war you started? Don't make me laugh. You are not getting anything from me except more missiles, unless you stop this nonsense.
The war you started? Don't make me laugh. You are not getting anything from me except more missiles, unless you stop this nonsense.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 00:07 No.91
Why would non HAPI members have something to say here desu? Time to clear out the BAI islands. One by one desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/01(Wed) 00:18 No.92
HAPI is a hypocrite evil alliance. They also have ties with the HIA and the admins and mods. So they literally control the world of Hakoniwa islands 2.
I don't mind tho, it makes things slightly more interesting but people still need to learn the truth.
I don't mind tho, it makes things slightly more interesting but people still need to learn the truth.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 01:06 No.93
HAPI is just a way to inform others that u wanna help & receive help from other islands, and it gives some protection to innocent islands that want to exist peacefully - that means we're opposed to anyone violating their peace, and will not hinder anyone wishing to help restore teh peace by neutralizing known terrorist nations ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Remembrar: Without HAPI, any island can bomb any other island without consequence at any time. With HAPI, the only bombing that takes place is from & towards asshole islands that attack innocent islands!
Let's recap:
Newchuck Island is BAI'd cuz:
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 159)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 161)
PC98 Island is BAI'd cuz (not including the attacks on ANARRU SEKKUSU, which are seemingly settled):
- missile attack on Retard Island (turn 44)
- missile attack on Retard Island (turn 48)
- pinpoint missile attack on Gonzo Island (turn 71)
- missile attack on Wanker Island (turn 85)
- pinpoint missile attack on public masturbation Island (turn 86)
- pinpoint missile attack on Hiroshima Island (turn 106)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 158)
- Needlessly aimed a pinpoint missile attack to hit as many cities as possible on Chuu Island during an Inora monster invasion for the purpose of kidnapping surviving citizens (turn 162)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 167)
With that in mind, I believe Newchuck Island and PC98 Island are teh last islands who should be dictating how HAPI members should operate - especially since PC98 Island was previously gifted with a removal from BAI for resolving only one of their past crimes, and Newchuck Island was also gifted a clean slate after all teh crimes their leader committed under Upchuck Island... yet both have chosen to continue committing moar crimes against innocent islands!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
PS: paltry sums of food AIDS (10K tons of food = 10M$) are not equal to the destruction of multiple areas including cities with 10K+ citizens each - so from now on, don't expect to leave BAI by paying the bare minimum possible after leaving an innocent island with massive craters and less citizens (taking many for urself)!
Remembrar: Without HAPI, any island can bomb any other island without consequence at any time. With HAPI, the only bombing that takes place is from & towards asshole islands that attack innocent islands!
Let's recap:
Newchuck Island is BAI'd cuz:
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 159)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 161)
PC98 Island is BAI'd cuz (not including the attacks on ANARRU SEKKUSU, which are seemingly settled):
- missile attack on Retard Island (turn 44)
- missile attack on Retard Island (turn 48)
- pinpoint missile attack on Gonzo Island (turn 71)
- missile attack on Wanker Island (turn 85)
- pinpoint missile attack on public masturbation Island (turn 86)
- pinpoint missile attack on Hiroshima Island (turn 106)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 158)
- Needlessly aimed a pinpoint missile attack to hit as many cities as possible on Chuu Island during an Inora monster invasion for the purpose of kidnapping surviving citizens (turn 162)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 167)
With that in mind, I believe Newchuck Island and PC98 Island are teh last islands who should be dictating how HAPI members should operate - especially since PC98 Island was previously gifted with a removal from BAI for resolving only one of their past crimes, and Newchuck Island was also gifted a clean slate after all teh crimes their leader committed under Upchuck Island... yet both have chosen to continue committing moar crimes against innocent islands!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
PS: paltry sums of food AIDS (10K tons of food = 10M$) are not equal to the destruction of multiple areas including cities with 10K+ citizens each - so from now on, don't expect to leave BAI by paying the bare minimum possible after leaving an innocent island with massive craters and less citizens (taking many for urself)!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/01(Wed) 01:30 No.94
No.94
>PS: paltry sums of food AIDS (10K tons of food = 10M$) are not equal to the destruction of multiple areas including cities with 10K+ citizens each - so from now on, don't expect to leave BAI by paying the bare minimum possible after leaving an innocent island with massive craters and less citizens (taking many for urself)!
i paid 100M$ and i also lost a ton of progress in a war to them so that should count as some payment. HAPI should still help only HAPI members unless the non hapi island defending itself from a terrorist is hopeless and risks total abandonment. also can we agree that it is ok to send misls to a island if you declare war 3 hours before you fire the misls? war is going to happen so sending misls in surprise should put you on the BAI but firing misls after you told the island is fair. gomen for bombing the city but i dont have the food or funds to repay you currently
i paid 100M$ and i also lost a ton of progress in a war to them so that should count as some payment. HAPI should still help only HAPI members unless the non hapi island defending itself from a terrorist is hopeless and risks total abandonment. also can we agree that it is ok to send misls to a island if you declare war 3 hours before you fire the misls? war is going to happen so sending misls in surprise should put you on the BAI but firing misls after you told the island is fair. gomen for bombing the city but i dont have the food or funds to repay you currently
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/01(Wed) 02:59 No.95
>You are not getting anything from me except more missiles
I have not forgotten the debt you owe to the Shota people so easily! Need I remind you, 2000M is in fact, lower, than the amount you stole from Shota Empire Island. You are little more than a con artist than a king fit to rule. And you smell of puke. Gross!
I have not forgotten the debt you owe to the Shota people so easily! Need I remind you, 2000M is in fact, lower, than the amount you stole from Shota Empire Island. You are little more than a con artist than a king fit to rule. And you smell of puke. Gross!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 03:00 No.96
>i paid 100M$ and i also lost a ton of progress in a war to them so that should count as some payment.
That's regarding teh ANARRU-OTAKU war, but I was more referring 2 teh recent episode with Secret Island - u only gave them 10K food for destroying 2 of their cities & 1 of their missile bases, and took 10000 of their citizens as refugees -_-
>also can we agree that it is ok to send misls to a island if you declare war 3 hours before you fire the misls? war is going to happen so sending misls in surprise should put you on the BAI but firing misls after you told the island is fair.
Military actions between warring nations/alliances doesn't result in any BAI additions for either side, but telling a peaceful island ur going to bomb them in 3+ hours and then doing it without them agreeing to go to war... that's not war, that's being an assh0le!
ALL THAT BEING SAID - I'm willing to propose a new caveat to HAPI that will be added if certain conditions are met ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Teh caveat is this:
Attacks against islands with no signs of leader activity for the past 28+ turns (7+ days) will not result in BAI-listing (naturally, counterattacks from attacked islands and their alliance(s) will also not result in BAI-listing)
Teh conditions are these:
1. all current HAPI members (as of the time of this message) agree to this caveat
2. teh HIA decreases the auto-uninhabit-for-inactivity time from 120 turns (30 days) to 56 turns (14 days)
That's regarding teh ANARRU-OTAKU war, but I was more referring 2 teh recent episode with Secret Island - u only gave them 10K food for destroying 2 of their cities & 1 of their missile bases, and took 10000 of their citizens as refugees -_-
>also can we agree that it is ok to send misls to a island if you declare war 3 hours before you fire the misls? war is going to happen so sending misls in surprise should put you on the BAI but firing misls after you told the island is fair.
Military actions between warring nations/alliances doesn't result in any BAI additions for either side, but telling a peaceful island ur going to bomb them in 3+ hours and then doing it without them agreeing to go to war... that's not war, that's being an assh0le!
ALL THAT BEING SAID - I'm willing to propose a new caveat to HAPI that will be added if certain conditions are met ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Teh caveat is this:
Attacks against islands with no signs of leader activity for the past 28+ turns (7+ days) will not result in BAI-listing (naturally, counterattacks from attacked islands and their alliance(s) will also not result in BAI-listing)
Teh conditions are these:
1. all current HAPI members (as of the time of this message) agree to this caveat
2. teh HIA decreases the auto-uninhabit-for-inactivity time from 120 turns (30 days) to 56 turns (14 days)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/01(Wed) 03:32 No.97
so why is new chuck being bombed to the stone age?
he did not even attack a hapi meber nor a otaku.
he did not even attack a hapi meber nor a otaku.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 06:08 No.98
I think 120 AFK turn time is fine, I think 14 turns is too little. Anyway adding this caveat would also mean all islands doing an arms race to sap population from all current AFK islands.
Btw pen island gave Newchuck aid. Will it get BAI'd?
Btw pen island gave Newchuck aid. Will it get BAI'd?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 06:14 No.99
14 days*
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/01(Wed) 06:27 No.100
Why can't we just all be peaceful friends and talk about cornets?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 06:36 No.101
Wait, not even 14 days but 7 in practice. I might just be at babushkas place without internet for that long. I would be back to my island being in middle of teh nuking!
>so why is Newchuck bombed
Because I can lole. It's funny that he put himself on the BAI so fast. THIS IS FOR KING BAO!!!
>so why is Newchuck bombed
Because I can lole. It's funny that he put himself on the BAI so fast. THIS IS FOR KING BAO!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 07:07 No.102
>so why is new chuck being bombed to the stone age?
>he did not even attack a hapi meber nor a otaku.
When u earn urself a place on teh BAI, ur basically opting to live in a world without HAPI - a harsh, lawless place where islands bomb each other without mercy or hesitation
It's crazy that some islands complain about HAPI all the time, and then have the gall to cry about it when HAPI closes their doors to them and they're faced with the anarchic hell of their own choosing...
>Anyway adding this caveat would also mean all islands doing an arms race to sap population from all current AFK islands.
That's why teh other condition was there - so that all the (big number) islands would be uninhabited b4 asshole islands could leech off them! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Virtually all Japanese archipelagos I visited in my travels had a 28-turn (7 day) limit, which I imagine prevents a lot of the vulturous behavior that our archipelago's huegly-increased limit has caused (;^Д^)
>Btw pen island gave Newchuck aid. Will it get BAI'd?
Yup - it's sad news, but not unexpected (;´Д`)
>Why can't we just all be peaceful friends and talk about cornets?
Some islands just don't wanna be peaceful :/
>he did not even attack a hapi meber nor a otaku.
When u earn urself a place on teh BAI, ur basically opting to live in a world without HAPI - a harsh, lawless place where islands bomb each other without mercy or hesitation
It's crazy that some islands complain about HAPI all the time, and then have the gall to cry about it when HAPI closes their doors to them and they're faced with the anarchic hell of their own choosing...
>Anyway adding this caveat would also mean all islands doing an arms race to sap population from all current AFK islands.
That's why teh other condition was there - so that all the (big number) islands would be uninhabited b4 asshole islands could leech off them! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Virtually all Japanese archipelagos I visited in my travels had a 28-turn (7 day) limit, which I imagine prevents a lot of the vulturous behavior that our archipelago's huegly-increased limit has caused (;^Д^)
>Btw pen island gave Newchuck aid. Will it get BAI'd?
Yup - it's sad news, but not unexpected (;´Д`)
>Why can't we just all be peaceful friends and talk about cornets?
Some islands just don't wanna be peaceful :/
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 07:25 No.103
>Wait, not even 14 days but 7 in practice. I might just be at babushkas place without internet for that long. I would be back to my island being in middle of teh nuking!
A counter to this is teh fact u can put up to 20 plans in place beforehand, and some plans can even be stacked by setting an amount (e.g. 5x farm development on a single tile, which only takes up a single plan slot)
Is there an alternative configuration of turn lengths that u'd prefer? or do u oppose the "pretty-much-abandoned islands = no BAI-listing for attackers" concept in general?
A counter to this is teh fact u can put up to 20 plans in place beforehand, and some plans can even be stacked by setting an amount (e.g. 5x farm development on a single tile, which only takes up a single plan slot)
Is there an alternative configuration of turn lengths that u'd prefer? or do u oppose the "pretty-much-abandoned islands = no BAI-listing for attackers" concept in general?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 10:05 No.104
I oppose teh concent cuz in the end it will probably only be used by a few asshole islands. If u want u can just change the turn limit to 28 but I don't see a reason to change it at all.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 10:38 No.105
>I oppose teh concent cuz in the end it will probably only be used by a few asshole islands. If u want u can just change the turn limit to 28 but I don't see a reason to change it at all.
Teh idea is to reduce the large number of left-for-dead islands that are ripe 4 plundering, which is mostly caused by the limit being lengthened by about 4x to what it originally was - the proposed change would adjust it to 2x ^^;
Legends say that the limit was originally increased with the intent of making island life more relaxed, but recent studies have demonstrated that most islands are totally buttfuck'd by disasters, monsters, and asshole islands waaay b4 reaching teh current auto-uninhabit limit - not to mention that the plundering of these left-for-dead islands is believed to have caused more warring and bloodshed than if such islands had ceased existing earlier to begin with!
Teh idea is to reduce the large number of left-for-dead islands that are ripe 4 plundering, which is mostly caused by the limit being lengthened by about 4x to what it originally was - the proposed change would adjust it to 2x ^^;
Legends say that the limit was originally increased with the intent of making island life more relaxed, but recent studies have demonstrated that most islands are totally buttfuck'd by disasters, monsters, and asshole islands waaay b4 reaching teh current auto-uninhabit limit - not to mention that the plundering of these left-for-dead islands is believed to have caused more warring and bloodshed than if such islands had ceased existing earlier to begin with!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/11/01(Wed) 11:48 No.106
>When u earn urself a place on teh BAI, ur basically opting >to live in a world without HAPI - a harsh, lawless place >where islands bomb each other without mercy or hesitation
>It's crazy that some islands complain about HAPI all the >time, and then have the gall to cry about it when HAPI >closes their doors to them and they're faced with the >anarchic hell of their own choosing...
HAPI IS THE ONE BOMBING ME! DESU Island is ruled by a bloodthirsty scoundrel.
>It's crazy that some islands complain about HAPI all the >time, and then have the gall to cry about it when HAPI >closes their doors to them and they're faced with the >anarchic hell of their own choosing...
HAPI IS THE ONE BOMBING ME! DESU Island is ruled by a bloodthirsty scoundrel.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/11/01(Wed) 12:21 No.107
Those wishing to resist the hypocrisies of the tyrannical HAPI should target DESU's missile bases, or send me funds that would allow me to.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/01(Wed) 12:22 No.108
No.108
>Military actions between warring nations/alliances doesn't result in any BAI additions for either side, but telling a peaceful island ur going to bomb them in 3+ hours and then doing it without them agreeing to go to war... that's not war, that's being an assh0le!
it's fair because there is a heads up. besides i think it should be put to vote
it's fair because there is a heads up. besides i think it should be put to vote
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 12:50 No.109
>HAPI IS THE ONE BOMBING ME! DESU Island is ruled by a bloodthirsty scoundrel.
So wat? U r BAI-listed due to ur brutal attacks on an innocent island, and that means nobody gets BAI-listed or loses their HAPI membership if they attack u (until u pay 4 ur crimes). U knew this would happen, and u did it anyway!
The peace u were previously enjoying was a gift from HAPI and all other islands, and that gift was destroyed the moment u decided to p00p on it. So now u must enjoy the HAPI-free experience u so desired! (until u pay 4 ur crimes) ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
So wat? U r BAI-listed due to ur brutal attacks on an innocent island, and that means nobody gets BAI-listed or loses their HAPI membership if they attack u (until u pay 4 ur crimes). U knew this would happen, and u did it anyway!
The peace u were previously enjoying was a gift from HAPI and all other islands, and that gift was destroyed the moment u decided to p00p on it. So now u must enjoy the HAPI-free experience u so desired! (until u pay 4 ur crimes) ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 13:32 No.110
So complete BAI as of right now is:
Pen Island
Wanker 2 Island
Newchuck Island
PC98 Island
Have I missed something?
Pen Island
Wanker 2 Island
Newchuck Island
PC98 Island
Have I missed something?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 13:39 No.111
That is correct DESU-san
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 13:46 No.112
i belive one person gets unfairly treated by being bomb to stone age. i give them food and now i am going to be bombed to the stone age. what the fuck.
newchuck did not evem attack any meaningful person
you are evil
newchuck did not evem attack any meaningful person
you are evil
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 13:51 No.113
what did up king even do
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 13:53 No.114
Newchuck Island is BAI'd cuz:
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 159)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 161)
but secretcisland is not hapi
if this is how it works then anal and pc98 and me and othee person fighting would also result in us all bai
this logic is dumb and free food for hapi gangsterd
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 159)
- Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 161)
but secretcisland is not hapi
if this is how it works then anal and pc98 and me and othee person fighting would also result in us all bai
this logic is dumb and free food for hapi gangsterd
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 14:08 No.115
>i give them food and now i am going to be bombed to the stone age. what the fuck.
Being BAI-listed doesn't mean ur going 2 be bombed - it just means that whoever does decide 2 bomb you will not end up on BAI themselves!
BIG REMINDER: BAI has nothing to do with the laws of teh land - it's purely related 2 how HAPI decides its members. If u don't care 2 join HAPI and don't care for HAPI assistance, then it makes 0% difference 2 u whether ur on it or not
Any buttraep u receive is buttraep u would have received anyway - it's just that HAPI islands promise to NOT attack unless ur an island that attacks innocent islands (or u support islands that attack innocent islands)
>if this is how it works then anal and pc98 and me and othee person fighting would also result in us all bai
Military actions by warring islands and islands who are retaliating against attacks on them do not result in any BAI listings - that's already been well established!!
I worry about teh education systems of some islands - it's clear that reading skills r very low priority in sum places (´Д`)y-~~
Being BAI-listed doesn't mean ur going 2 be bombed - it just means that whoever does decide 2 bomb you will not end up on BAI themselves!
BIG REMINDER: BAI has nothing to do with the laws of teh land - it's purely related 2 how HAPI decides its members. If u don't care 2 join HAPI and don't care for HAPI assistance, then it makes 0% difference 2 u whether ur on it or not
Any buttraep u receive is buttraep u would have received anyway - it's just that HAPI islands promise to NOT attack unless ur an island that attacks innocent islands (or u support islands that attack innocent islands)
>if this is how it works then anal and pc98 and me and othee person fighting would also result in us all bai
Military actions by warring islands and islands who are retaliating against attacks on them do not result in any BAI listings - that's already been well established!!
I worry about teh education systems of some islands - it's clear that reading skills r very low priority in sum places (´Д`)y-~~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 14:46 No.116
Those islands don't understand that only thing protecting them from SUPER DESU BUTTRAEP was HAPI...
Right now I need some population to top Dnalsi, so islands unfavourable with HAPI might be at danger です.
Right now I need some population to top Dnalsi, so islands unfavourable with HAPI might be at danger です.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 14:59 No.117
you dont understand it snow balls agenst me.
i am now a free target for ass raping and if i fight back then i got all the other HAPI mebers joining in in my ass raping
if i dont fight back and another island gives me anal cream to suth my ass then they are now going to get ass raped
your BAI listing spreads like HIV that only HAPI is amune to it
your rules for BAI listing are INSANE!!
AND NEW CHUCK SHOULD NOT BE BAI AS HE DIDNT ATTACK A HAPI A ISLAND
i was a honrable memtion and insted of that i get thrown stright into the dirt and spit on
you are shit
i am now a free target for ass raping and if i fight back then i got all the other HAPI mebers joining in in my ass raping
if i dont fight back and another island gives me anal cream to suth my ass then they are now going to get ass raped
your BAI listing spreads like HIV that only HAPI is amune to it
your rules for BAI listing are INSANE!!
AND NEW CHUCK SHOULD NOT BE BAI AS HE DIDNT ATTACK A HAPI A ISLAND
i was a honrable memtion and insted of that i get thrown stright into the dirt and spit on
you are shit
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:05 No.118
>Military actions by warring islands and islands who are retaliating against attacks on them do not result in any BAI listings - that's already been well established!!
free upchuck and BAI desu!!
free upchuck and BAI desu!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:15 No.119
I belive pen Island could quickly get rid of it's BAI status by paying sum money over to Secret island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:15 No.120
Suiseiseki Island: unprovoaked atack on anal
pen island :unprevokaed attak on pc98
newcuck island: unprvoked attck on secret island
NONE OF WITCH WHERE HAPI
THIS HONERBAL HAPI SHIT JUST GOT SPUN INTO ACTION BECAUSE HAPI WANTED GO BEND THE RULES TO THROW NEWCHUCK IN THE TRASH
this was all hapoening while this was still written on the hapi wiki
Honorary members
These non-HAPI islands have been recognized for their good deeds:
1129 Cows Island
ANARRU SEKKUSU
pen Island
Secret Island
Suiseiseki Island
why is it now i get BAI if the meber i help should have never got his way on BAI to begine with.
DESU should be BAI for attacking a non BAI island due to this fuck up on your rules
pen island :unprevokaed attak on pc98
newcuck island: unprvoked attck on secret island
NONE OF WITCH WHERE HAPI
THIS HONERBAL HAPI SHIT JUST GOT SPUN INTO ACTION BECAUSE HAPI WANTED GO BEND THE RULES TO THROW NEWCHUCK IN THE TRASH
this was all hapoening while this was still written on the hapi wiki
Honorary members
These non-HAPI islands have been recognized for their good deeds:
1129 Cows Island
ANARRU SEKKUSU
pen Island
Secret Island
Suiseiseki Island
why is it now i get BAI if the meber i help should have never got his way on BAI to begine with.
DESU should be BAI for attacking a non BAI island due to this fuck up on your rules
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:19 No.122
>>119
secret island is not HAPI!!
secret island is not HAPI!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:30 No.123
>i am now a free target for ass raping
Simply existing in teh Heyuri Archipelago maeks u a free target for buttraep (I should know!). That's why HAPI was formed - to incentivize islands sticking together and helping each other out, while discouraging random attacks on other islands ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>your BAI listing spreads like HIV that only HAPI is amune to it
CORRECTION! HAPI members are equally capable of ending up on BAI if their actions warrant it, and they'll lose their HAPI membership too. This has been established since teh start!
>AND NEW CHUCK SHOULD NOT BE BAI AS HE DIDNT ATTACK A HAPI A ISLAND
It shouldn't be this hard to understand... teh BAI isn't for asshole islands that attack HAPI members - it's for asshole islands PERIOD. It's our own list to let us know who isn't eligible to join HAPI - u don't get to join HAPI and receive HAPI help if ur an asshole island or u help asshole islands!
>i was a honrable memtion and insted of that i get thrown stright into the dirt and spit on
...for giving 200,000 tons of food AIDS to Newchuck Island after they attacked Secret Island, who was completely innocent and did nothing to deserve it -_-
All u gotta do is give 200,000 tons of food AIDS to Secret Island (a non-HAPI member) to get removed from teh BAI - which shouldn't be hard since u already have 600,000+ tons reserved
Once that's done, naturally u will return back 2 HAPI's honorary members list for ur many acts of kindness prior to all this, and u'll be free to join HAPI if u wish too ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Simply existing in teh Heyuri Archipelago maeks u a free target for buttraep (I should know!). That's why HAPI was formed - to incentivize islands sticking together and helping each other out, while discouraging random attacks on other islands ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>your BAI listing spreads like HIV that only HAPI is amune to it
CORRECTION! HAPI members are equally capable of ending up on BAI if their actions warrant it, and they'll lose their HAPI membership too. This has been established since teh start!
>AND NEW CHUCK SHOULD NOT BE BAI AS HE DIDNT ATTACK A HAPI A ISLAND
It shouldn't be this hard to understand... teh BAI isn't for asshole islands that attack HAPI members - it's for asshole islands PERIOD. It's our own list to let us know who isn't eligible to join HAPI - u don't get to join HAPI and receive HAPI help if ur an asshole island or u help asshole islands!
>i was a honrable memtion and insted of that i get thrown stright into the dirt and spit on
...for giving 200,000 tons of food AIDS to Newchuck Island after they attacked Secret Island, who was completely innocent and did nothing to deserve it -_-
All u gotta do is give 200,000 tons of food AIDS to Secret Island (a non-HAPI member) to get removed from teh BAI - which shouldn't be hard since u already have 600,000+ tons reserved
Once that's done, naturally u will return back 2 HAPI's honorary members list for ur many acts of kindness prior to all this, and u'll be free to join HAPI if u wish too ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:31 No.124
desu is scum bag island who bent the rules to attack new chuck
there status even brags about it
"[HAPI+OTAKU] Newchuckian genocide never happened(but they deserved it)"
IT NEVER HAPPEND!!!!
HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ON BAI FOR ATTACKING A HONERABLE MENTION AS THEN ME,PC98,ANAL AND SUISEUSEKI SHOULD ALL HAVE BEEN BAI
DESU SHOULD BE BAI AND REMOVED FROM OTAKU THAT VIRTUAL SIGNELING CUNT!!!
there status even brags about it
"[HAPI+OTAKU] Newchuckian genocide never happened(but they deserved it)"
IT NEVER HAPPEND!!!!
HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ON BAI FOR ATTACKING A HONERABLE MENTION AS THEN ME,PC98,ANAL AND SUISEUSEKI SHOULD ALL HAVE BEEN BAI
DESU SHOULD BE BAI AND REMOVED FROM OTAKU THAT VIRTUAL SIGNELING CUNT!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:36 No.125
>IT NEVER HAPPEND!!!!
Correct!
Glad that we are on the same page.
Correct!
Glad that we are on the same page.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:36 No.126
>>123
>who was completely innocent and did nothing to deserve it -_-
Suiseiseki Island: unprovoaked atack on anal
pen island :unprevokaed attak on pc98
newcuck island: unprvoked attck on secret island
>Once that's done, naturally u will return back 2 HAPI's honorary members list for ur many acts of kindness prior to all this, and u'll be free to join HAPI if u wish too ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
:p
nigger island
>who was completely innocent and did nothing to deserve it -_-
Suiseiseki Island: unprovoaked atack on anal
pen island :unprevokaed attak on pc98
newcuck island: unprvoked attck on secret island
>Once that's done, naturally u will return back 2 HAPI's honorary members list for ur many acts of kindness prior to all this, and u'll be free to join HAPI if u wish too ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
:p
nigger island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:38 No.127
>>125
IT NEVER HAPPEND SO HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BAI
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT OTHED CONFLICTS ON UNPREVIKED ISLAND DIDNT GET SOME ONE BAI
BUT NOW NEW CHUCK GETS BAI FOR DOING SAME THINGS???
IT NEVER HAPPEND SO HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BAI
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT OTHED CONFLICTS ON UNPREVIKED ISLAND DIDNT GET SOME ONE BAI
BUT NOW NEW CHUCK GETS BAI FOR DOING SAME THINGS???
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:42 No.128
>...for giving 200,000 tons of food AIDS to Newchuck Island after they attacked Secret Island, who was completely innocent and did nothing to deserve it -_-
also mobil scammed me!!!
this is why one time it double spent my food
i ment to only send 10!
also mobil scammed me!!!
this is why one time it double spent my food
i ment to only send 10!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:48 No.129
>All u gotta do is give 200,000 tons of food AIDS to Secret Island (a non-HAPI member) to get removed from teh BAI - which shouldn't be hard since u already have 600,000+ tons reserved
BUT THATS WHERE I CANT SINCE SECRET ISLAND IS ATTACK PC98 WITH LAND DESTORYING MISSELS!!!!
THAT WOULD MAKE SECRET ISLAND A BAI MEMEBR BY YOUR STUPID ASS LOGIC
BUT THATS WHERE I CANT SINCE SECRET ISLAND IS ATTACK PC98 WITH LAND DESTORYING MISSELS!!!!
THAT WOULD MAKE SECRET ISLAND A BAI MEMEBR BY YOUR STUPID ASS LOGIC
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:49 No.130
>HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT OTHED CONFLICTS ON UNPREVIKED ISLAND DIDNT GET SOME ONE BAI
It's already been stated many times that actions during wars between nations/alliances do not result in BAI listing -_-
Geez, u maek one little blacklist and suddenly islands who don't even intend 2 join go nuts over whether they're on it or not...
>also mobil scammed me!!!
>this is why one time it double spent my food
>i ment to only send 10!
Well in that case, let's make it 100,000 tons. If u haven't calculated it already, that amount of food is only worth 100M$, so u could even pay financially instead
It's already been stated many times that actions during wars between nations/alliances do not result in BAI listing -_-
Geez, u maek one little blacklist and suddenly islands who don't even intend 2 join go nuts over whether they're on it or not...
>also mobil scammed me!!!
>this is why one time it double spent my food
>i ment to only send 10!
Well in that case, let's make it 100,000 tons. If u haven't calculated it already, that amount of food is only worth 100M$, so u could even pay financially instead
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:53 No.131
>BUT THATS WHERE I CANT SINCE SECRET ISLAND IS ATTACK PC98 WITH LAND DESTORYING MISSELS!!!!
It was PC98 Island who attacked Secret Island first on turn 167, so Secret Island will not be BAI-listed for retaliating or going to war with PC98 Island
Does it maek sense now?
It was PC98 Island who attacked Secret Island first on turn 167, so Secret Island will not be BAI-listed for retaliating or going to war with PC98 Island
Does it maek sense now?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:54 No.132
thats because hapi dose not attack others unless they are BAI
AND NOW THAT I AM ON BAI I AM OPEN FOR ASS RAPE
black list is a hit list
AND IT MATTERS AS I AM THE LITTLE GUY
AND NOW THAT I AM ON BAI I AM OPEN FOR ASS RAPE
black list is a hit list
AND IT MATTERS AS I AM THE LITTLE GUY
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:56 No.134
it dose not put me in same thread
is pc98 bai or is secret island bai?
is pc98 bai or is secret island bai?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 15:59 No.135
>black list is a hit list
You don't have to worry ,I won't nuek u as u were a honorabu member before. At least for now.
You don't have to worry ,I won't nuek u as u were a honorabu member before. At least for now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 16:01 No.136
>is pc98 bai or is secret island bai?
PC98 Island is currently BAI-listed for numerous previous actions (even besides attacking Secret Island)
Secret Island is not BAI-listed cuz they're simply defending themselves against an attacker
PC98 Island is currently BAI-listed for numerous previous actions (even besides attacking Secret Island)
Secret Island is not BAI-listed cuz they're simply defending themselves against an attacker
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/01(Wed) 16:07 No.137
Lots of raeg in teh thread.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/01(Wed) 16:13 No.138
Island politics are serious business! (´∇`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/11/01(Wed) 16:43 No.139
Secret Island is active again ∑(O_O;)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/01(Wed) 17:48 No.140
>>139
LOL
welp what if all BAI mebers form a group and call it something like AGRO to stand up to hypocrisy ruling system
LOL
welp what if all BAI mebers form a group and call it something like AGRO to stand up to hypocrisy ruling system
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/01(Wed) 18:25 No.141
AGRO... That reminds me of something... Wait where is loli island??
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/01(Wed) 18:37 No.142
>>141
they grew up
they grew up
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/11/01(Wed) 19:21 No.143
>>140
Yes, I would very much like to become a hypocritical ruler myself. The question is if OTAKU would join us?
Also, my island is mostly comprised of rubble and ash so I am not very effective in war right now.
Yes, I would very much like to become a hypocritical ruler myself. The question is if OTAKU would join us?
Also, my island is mostly comprised of rubble and ash so I am not very effective in war right now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/01(Wed) 20:25 No.144
No.144
>>143
Great i am fixing up a wiki page right now for us!
Great i am fixing up a wiki page right now for us!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/01(Wed) 20:43 No.145
No.145
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=AGRO
fix what you need king upchuck
fix what you need king upchuck
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/11/01(Wed) 21:43 No.146
The grammatical errors and lack of capitalization are going to make me upchuck... also it's supposed to be "AGGRO" with two g's.
I didn't know about the war between Loli Island and Waha.
Also, about tripcodes: I have no idea how they work. And I think the mods can see the messages too. If they can then we would need a more secure way of communicating.
I didn't know about the war between Loli Island and Waha.
Also, about tripcodes: I have no idea how they work. And I think the mods can see the messages too. If they can then we would need a more secure way of communicating.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King 2023/11/01(Wed) 22:43 No.147
>>146
Tripcodes are still useful to ensure identity theft doesn't happen, or else some embarrassing secrets could leak out...
I AM THE GREAT UPCHUCKIAN KING AND I SUCK COCKS
Tripcodes are still useful to ensure identity theft doesn't happen, or else some embarrassing secrets could leak out...
I AM THE GREAT UPCHUCKIAN KING AND I SUCK COCKS
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/01(Wed) 22:45 No.148
No.148
WOOOHOOO
i am the island of pens. i got just what you need Great Upchuckian King
i am the island of pens. i got just what you need Great Upchuckian King
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/01(Wed) 23:20 No.149
No.149
PC98 is open to a defense league to protect all islands from HAPI aggression but we dont want to join AGGRO since that was pen and lolis old alliance. what does AGGRO mean?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King◆qH/KG3MCEo 2023/11/01(Wed) 23:45 No.150
>>147
Go to hell DESU I know it's you.
>>149
It's just a repurposing of the name. The old alliance didn't really exist anyway since I think Loli Island was the only one to ever use the AGGRO tag. It doesn't stand for anything like HAPI does, it just means that we are aggravated.
If you really want to we could rename it, but penman already made the wiki page for it so it would be inconvenient to fix all of that.
Go to hell DESU I know it's you.
>>149
It's just a repurposing of the name. The old alliance didn't really exist anyway since I think Loli Island was the only one to ever use the AGGRO tag. It doesn't stand for anything like HAPI does, it just means that we are aggravated.
If you really want to we could rename it, but penman already made the wiki page for it so it would be inconvenient to fix all of that.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/02(Thu) 00:49 No.152
its true. aggro was nothing offical. the wiki page on aggro states the hostory as it had no real aliance
tho aliance we did have has no real tag with it so i copy loli island as i love lolis :D
there was also milf and anal in the alliance but milf left
but milf left and loli died leaving just me and anal with (・∀・) - as our new tag
tho aliance we did have has no real tag with it so i copy loli island as i love lolis :D
there was also milf and anal in the alliance but milf left
but milf left and loli died leaving just me and anal with (・∀・) - as our new tag
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/02(Thu) 00:49 No.153
No.153
PC98 will unofficially join AGGRO
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/02(Thu) 03:03 No.157
>what does AGGRO mean?
A Gay Group Raging Online (´∇`)
A Gay Group Raging Online (´∇`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/02(Thu) 04:23 No.158
>>157
BITCHIN!!!
i always thoght AGGRO ment:
Awsome Genociders of Ground 0's Rebellin Organization
BITCHIN!!!
i always thoght AGGRO ment:
Awsome Genociders of Ground 0's Rebellin Organization
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/02(Thu) 06:24 No.159
Nyooo, not PC98-kun...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/02(Thu) 07:44 No.160
Everyone is crying but I still see none of you helping your grorious leader. Nice alliance!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/02(Thu) 12:15 No.161
No.161
>Nyooo, not PC98-kun...
i joined in spirit to show my support thats all
i joined in spirit to show my support thats all
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/02(Thu) 12:16 No.162
No.162
PC98 cannot keep sending Nyu island food. we will evacuate their citizens to prevent them from starving
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Heyuri News 2023/11/02(Thu) 12:27 No.163
BREAKING:
I am here at the ruins of Newchuck Island's capital city. There are almost no buildings left standing. People are dying in the streets from wounds and smoke inhalation. Clean water is hard to come by.
According to multiple sources, the Upchuckian King shot himself in his bunker and had his body cremated by soldiers. What does this mean for the archipelago and the AGGRO coalition?
I am here at the ruins of Newchuck Island's capital city. There are almost no buildings left standing. People are dying in the streets from wounds and smoke inhalation. Clean water is hard to come by.
According to multiple sources, the Upchuckian King shot himself in his bunker and had his body cremated by soldiers. What does this mean for the archipelago and the AGGRO coalition?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Kommisar десу 2023/11/02(Thu) 12:38 No.164
Our little military intervention finally put a stop to the Newchuckian menace. The death of their terrorist leader, the Upchuckian "king" will be honoured with a parade. Soon all alive Newchuckians will be put to work in a gulag, their position there will be even lower than that of the Jissousekis.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/02(Thu) 12:55 No.165
Let's revisit a little exchange that took place on pen Island roughly 25 turns ago (´∇`)
>149: anonwaha > if u need moar population: villages will only form on plains next to existing villages/towns/cities/farms
>150: Great Upchuckian King > if u need moar population: bombing islands such as Chuu Island will give you an influx of refugees
>152: anonwaha > bad advice - Upchuck Island already proved that bombing islands results in net loss of population (´∇`)
>152: Great Upchuckian King > I'll prove the opposite is true soon.
[...]
>Turn 176: Newchuck Island lost all of its population and became an uninhabited island.
>149: anonwaha > if u need moar population: villages will only form on plains next to existing villages/towns/cities/farms
>150: Great Upchuckian King > if u need moar population: bombing islands such as Chuu Island will give you an influx of refugees
>152: anonwaha > bad advice - Upchuck Island already proved that bombing islands results in net loss of population (´∇`)
>152: Great Upchuckian King > I'll prove the opposite is true soon.
[...]
>Turn 176: Newchuck Island lost all of its population and became an uninhabited island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/02(Thu) 13:36 No.166
>>165
but he never bombed a HAPI
>>160
wgat do you mean everything is going to plan
>>163
tears.. more aggro..
but he never bombed a HAPI
>>160
wgat do you mean everything is going to plan
>>163
tears.. more aggro..
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/02(Thu) 15:43 No.167
HAPI annihilating islands just because they sent two missiles to practically abandoned islands is literally evil.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/02(Thu) 16:08 No.168
"HAPI" didn't annihilate anyone - DESU Island (a member of both HAPI and OTAKU) attacked Newchuck Island on Secret Island's behalf (who is still active to this day despite terrorist propaganda saying they're "practically abandoned"!) and for their own personal reasons, while others such as People's Republic of Shotacon Island joined in the attack due to prior (and totally justified) grievances with Upchuckian King
U n00bs have gotta stop looking at HAPI as sum kind of "world police" - HAPI is just a group of islands that want to help each other out when they're in trouble, with a list of asshole islands who don't deserve to join nor receive assistance -_-
Any missiles that go flying towards islands on that list are as much HAPI's responsibility as they are anyone else's - AKA not at all! Teh only difference between HAPI and everyone else is that HAPI frowns upon unprovoked and unjustified attacks against innocent islands, and regularly assists various islands (including non-HAPI members) against those who attack them
Terrorist alliances such as AGGRO on teh other hand don't even help out their own... "no honor amongst thieves" I guess ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
U n00bs have gotta stop looking at HAPI as sum kind of "world police" - HAPI is just a group of islands that want to help each other out when they're in trouble, with a list of asshole islands who don't deserve to join nor receive assistance -_-
Any missiles that go flying towards islands on that list are as much HAPI's responsibility as they are anyone else's - AKA not at all! Teh only difference between HAPI and everyone else is that HAPI frowns upon unprovoked and unjustified attacks against innocent islands, and regularly assists various islands (including non-HAPI members) against those who attack them
Terrorist alliances such as AGGRO on teh other hand don't even help out their own... "no honor amongst thieves" I guess ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Kommisar десу 2023/11/02(Thu) 16:10 No.169
That's correct. If HAPI didn't exist I would bomb Upchuck anyway, just because I have 2 defense facilities and lotz of missiles. HAPI is actually protecting smaller but peaceful islands from my wrath.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Kommisar десу 2023/11/02(Thu) 16:12 No.170
(Of course DESU island won't bomb peaceful islands cuz we are not ASSHOLEZ but I'm talking about theoretic world without teh HAPI.)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/02(Thu) 18:13 No.171
FACT: HAPI attacked more islands than everyone else combined.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:02 No.172
One thing about Upchuck was that he was not a coward like the rest of the anti HAPI-mob. Damn I'm starting to miss him a bit.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:34 No.173
>>172
I wouldn't worry about it. As history has shown, the Upchuckians never quite stay down. We will see him again someday, maybe sooner than we expect.
In the meantime, tensions between us and AGGRO are sure to rise... (´-｀)
I wouldn't worry about it. As history has shown, the Upchuckians never quite stay down. We will see him again someday, maybe sooner than we expect.
In the meantime, tensions between us and AGGRO are sure to rise... (´-｀)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:45 No.174
It appears I missed an entire war without so much as a scratch. HAPI really is the best.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:47 No.175
>>173
my pen is rising.
i am not even on the BAI list but i dont like how quickly i was thrown to the grown for giving people food. i see no honor in bombing the island to sand
my pen is rising.
i am not even on the BAI list but i dont like how quickly i was thrown to the grown for giving people food. i see no honor in bombing the island to sand
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:49 No.176
No.176
these colors are so cool. i want to be an asshole troll so...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:50 No.177
Well you aided an island I was at war with, putting me at a disadvantage. You should be happy I didn't bomb you to the ground too Mr. Penman.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:52 No.178
>>177
how where you at a disadvantage sitting at 1st place with a whole group of HAPI and OTAKU ready to kiss your boo boos
how where you at a disadvantage sitting at 1st place with a whole group of HAPI and OTAKU ready to kiss your boo boos
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:54 No.179
I don't remember OTAKU or HAPI members outside Shotacons helping me(which did it out of the same reason as I, REVENGE FOR KING BAO!)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/02(Thu) 19:57 No.180
Anyway reading the OTAKU page on teh wiki I suppose PC98 is plotting something against me. I will stay in the alliance for now but only because of Suiseiseki island desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/02(Thu) 20:28 No.181
>https://youtube.com/logout
hahaha
hahaha
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/02(Thu) 21:15 No.182
>It appears I missed an entire war without so much as a scratch
>a whole group of HAPI and OTAKU ready
It's as DESU says; it wasn't so much of a HAPI-Upchuck conflict as it was DESU and I settling the score. Justice for Shota Empire!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
If any more HAPI members joined in, then it would have been a full blown faction war. Maybe AGGRO would have revived sooner if that happened. Not that it would have saved them, fufufu~
>a whole group of HAPI and OTAKU ready
It's as DESU says; it wasn't so much of a HAPI-Upchuck conflict as it was DESU and I settling the score. Justice for Shota Empire!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
If any more HAPI members joined in, then it would have been a full blown faction war. Maybe AGGRO would have revived sooner if that happened. Not that it would have saved them, fufufu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/02(Thu) 21:56 No.183
FACT: People's Republic of Shotacon Island's flag is b0nerific (´￢`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/02(Thu) 22:56 No.184
No.184
>Anyway reading the OTAKU page on teh wiki I suppose PC98 is plotting something against me. I will stay in the alliance for now but only because of Suiseiseki island desu~
we wouldn't bomb you even if there was a OTAKU HAPI war and i trust you wouldnt bomb me or suiseiseki. in fact PC98 wants to establish relations and maybe even ally with all HAPI members except chuu and milf. chuu is the only reason we dont like HAPI and if they were gone we would wish to merge OTAKU and HAPI
we wouldn't bomb you even if there was a OTAKU HAPI war and i trust you wouldnt bomb me or suiseiseki. in fact PC98 wants to establish relations and maybe even ally with all HAPI members except chuu and milf. chuu is the only reason we dont like HAPI and if they were gone we would wish to merge OTAKU and HAPI
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/02(Thu) 23:32 No.185
Why so much haet towards Chuu island??
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/02(Thu) 23:42 No.186
No.186
>Why so much haet towards Chuu island??
they act like they are the boss and too many HAPI islands listen to their shit. HAPI should stop following every single thing they say and do what is good collectively
they act like they are the boss and too many HAPI islands listen to their shit. HAPI should stop following every single thing they say and do what is good collectively
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/02(Thu) 23:45 No.187
No.187
i got on bai list for wanting to give food to upchuck D:
how is upchuck supposed to upchuck with no food in there stomac
how is upchuck supposed to upchuck with no food in there stomac
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/02(Thu) 23:52 No.188
No.188
HAPI also has deep ties with the HAI.
dont you think it is strange that Loli queen heat waha island just for waha island to suddenly disapeer and the owner comes back as Chuu island and form HAPI.
whilst Loli island to just explodes for no reason.
this is no work of just Chuu island. this is something more deeper. with the strong dictating ruler of HAI aliening with HAPI leader
dont you think it is strange that Loli queen heat waha island just for waha island to suddenly disapeer and the owner comes back as Chuu island and form HAPI.
whilst Loli island to just explodes for no reason.
this is no work of just Chuu island. this is something more deeper. with the strong dictating ruler of HAI aliening with HAPI leader
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/03(Fri) 02:04 No.189
>HAPI also has deep ties with the HAI
The... Heyuri Agency Intelligence?
I guess HIA doesn't roll off the tongue as much as HAI.
Maybe a name change is in order? Heyuri Anonymous Intelligence?
The... Heyuri Agency Intelligence?
I guess HIA doesn't roll off the tongue as much as HAI.
Maybe a name change is in order? Heyuri Anonymous Intelligence?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/03(Fri) 02:14 No.190
>dont you think it is strange that Loli queen heat waha island just for waha island to suddenly disapeer and the owner comes back as Chuu island and form HAPI.
Waha Island disappeared due tothis poorly-coded web game from the 90s assigning the first island as number "0", which made it extremely b0rked and buggy since the game only supports 1 and up. Then our fail attempt at fixing it by simply changing the number to "6" resulted in the island data literally being overwritten when the real island 6 was created the "0th curse"
>whilst Loli island to just explodes for no reason.
Loli Island didn't "explode" - it was abandoned by its leader and left for dead the same way many other islands have beenmost probably because the "one island per player" rule was introduced, and Loli Island just-so-happened to have the same password as Kupo Nut Island - our tools for detecting multi-island-ownership weren't as sophisticated back then, so we couldn't see if owners were operating other islands unless they had the same password, but based on various circumstantial evidence my hunch at the time was that the owner of Loli Island was likely also the owner of Upchuck Island. Like all left-for-dead islands, nature takes its course eventually, and Loli Island eventually met its slow, quiet demise
Waha Island disappeared due to
>whilst Loli island to just explodes for no reason.
Loli Island didn't "explode" - it was abandoned by its leader and left for dead the same way many other islands have been
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/03(Fri) 03:46 No.191
>they act like they are the boss and too many HAPI islands listen to their shit. HAPI should stop following every single thing they say and do what is good collectively
I nevar gave orders to any1 - islands do as they wish, and sum wish 2 b HAPI ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
I nevar gave orders to any1 - islands do as they wish, and sum wish 2 b HAPI ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/03(Fri) 06:23 No.192
No.192
EPIC FUCKING WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WE STRUCK BLACK GOLD!!!!!!!
THANK YOU ALL WHO HELPED DONATE TO ME WHEN I HAD NO MONEY INCOME.
i am so glad i cleared by BAI status before this epic WIN
island who helped me along the way, please form a single file line as i fill up your wallets with my sweet sweet pen oil
WE STRUCK BLACK GOLD!!!!!!!
THANK YOU ALL WHO HELPED DONATE TO ME WHEN I HAD NO MONEY INCOME.
i am so glad i cleared by BAI status before this epic WIN
island who helped me along the way, please form a single file line as i fill up your wallets with my sweet sweet pen oil
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/03(Fri) 06:39 No.193
>WE STRUCK BLACK GOLD!!!!!!!
Congratz pen man-san! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Congratz pen man-san! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
pen juice pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/03(Fri) 06:54 No.194
No.194
thank you.
please replay to this asking for my pen juice and i will be glad to fill you up.
(nice island are higher priority)
please replay to this asking for my pen juice and i will be glad to fill you up.
(nice island are higher priority)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/03(Fri) 07:52 No.195
>please replay to this asking for my pen juice and i will be glad to fill you up.
Sum financial assistance towards Chuu Island's reconstruction efforts would be much appreciated - I'll even pay it all back once things over here have stablized - but I can understand if u don't wanna (;^Д^)
Sum financial assistance towards Chuu Island's reconstruction efforts would be much appreciated - I'll even pay it all back once things over here have stablized - but I can understand if u don't wanna (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Cow Ward 2023/11/03(Fri) 07:59 No.196
Congratulations! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Though I'd recommend you wait till you get your 5000M back before start giving out money, since there's a 1/25 chance teh oil field will run dry the very next turn...
Though I'd recommend you wait till you get your 5000M back before start giving out money, since there's a 1/25 chance teh oil field will run dry the very next turn...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/03(Fri) 08:05 No.197
damn i lost 9 cities and 2 factories on turn 177.. almost wish i lost 1 more city so i could have the mega disaster award. seems DESU also got a cheeky disaster award last turn. dark times
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/03(Fri) 09:26 No.198
>Turn 179: People's Republic of Shotacon Island targeted PC98 Island (8, 6) with a Pinpoint missile launch, which hit the Sanjira monster at (9, 5), but it had no effect because they were in a hardened state.
Anno... supreme leader yaku-san? You provided military assistance (1x pinpoint missile against an invading monster) to PC98 Island, who is still very BAI-listed - in turns 177-178 alone, they fired a total of 12 missiles at Nyu Island and kidnapped 13,900 survivors, having killed another 13,900 (;^Д^)
Since HAPI was quick to BAI-list an honorary HAPI member (pen Island) for giving 20M$ worth of food AIDS to Newchuck Island (which they resolved by donating food to Newchuck Island's victim), it would be a double standard for HAPI to not do the same here for 50M$ worth of missiles...
Anno... supreme leader yaku-san? You provided military assistance (1x pinpoint missile against an invading monster) to PC98 Island, who is still very BAI-listed - in turns 177-178 alone, they fired a total of 12 missiles at Nyu Island and kidnapped 13,900 survivors, having killed another 13,900 (;^Д^)
Since HAPI was quick to BAI-list an honorary HAPI member (pen Island) for giving 20M$ worth of food AIDS to Newchuck Island (which they resolved by donating food to Newchuck Island's victim), it would be a double standard for HAPI to not do the same here for 50M$ worth of missiles...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/03(Fri) 10:19 No.199
>You provided military assistance (1x pinpoint missile against an invading monster) to PC98 Island
Ah, but you see! I was, in fact, aiming deliberately at (8,6) to avoid arousing suspicion for a bombing of their precious city! Had it been destroyed, I could play it off as an accident and continue to 'target Sanjira'. Just according to keikaku!
...But since I inadvertently helped the enemy anyway, I will pay 100M to Nyu Island, on top of 100,000 food to them. Of course, I just outed myself to PC98, so I expect war to soon follow. However, before that happens I would like to negotiate with them to avoid an escalation of the conflict. We recognize our missile launching was unjust*, and are willing to offer a truce. Name your price; food or money, we will pay it. Assuming we can afford it, that is. Nothing too unreasonable.
*You are BAI-listed though, so it's good enough reason in my eyes. (｀ー´)
Ah, but you see! I was, in fact, aiming deliberately at (8,6) to avoid arousing suspicion for a bombing of their precious city! Had it been destroyed, I could play it off as an accident and continue to 'target Sanjira'. Just according to keikaku!
...But since I inadvertently helped the enemy anyway, I will pay 100M to Nyu Island, on top of 100,000 food to them. Of course, I just outed myself to PC98, so I expect war to soon follow. However, before that happens I would like to negotiate with them to avoid an escalation of the conflict. We recognize our missile launching was unjust*, and are willing to offer a truce. Name your price; food or money, we will pay it. Assuming we can afford it, that is. Nothing too unreasonable.
*You are BAI-listed though, so it's good enough reason in my eyes. (｀ー´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/03(Fri) 10:27 No.200
Don't worry about war yakuroto-san. Once you clear ur BAI status, whole HAPI is behind you ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/03(Fri) 11:15 No.201
>Had it been destroyed, I could play it off as an accident and continue to 'target Sanjira'. Just according to keikaku!
Unless there was a 0% chance of ur missiles hitting PC98 Island's Sanjira-san, it still would have counted as attempted military assistance (;^Д^)
>We recognize our missile launching was unjust*, and are willing to offer a truce. Name your price; food or money, we will pay it.
B4 u do that, consider that every instance of aid towards BAI-listed islands is gonna be listed on teh BAI, which will increase teh amount u have to pay in order to leave teh BAI (;^Д^)
It's very impr0tant that HAPI applies the same rules for everyone regarding BAI-listing, since HAPI gets falsely accused of hypocrisy all the time... we can't prove teh haterz right!
>Don't worry about war yakuroto-san. Once you clear ur BAI status, whole HAPI is behind you ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Precisely ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Unless there was a 0% chance of ur missiles hitting PC98 Island's Sanjira-san, it still would have counted as attempted military assistance (;^Д^)
>We recognize our missile launching was unjust*, and are willing to offer a truce. Name your price; food or money, we will pay it.
B4 u do that, consider that every instance of aid towards BAI-listed islands is gonna be listed on teh BAI, which will increase teh amount u have to pay in order to leave teh BAI (;^Д^)
It's very impr0tant that HAPI applies the same rules for everyone regarding BAI-listing, since HAPI gets falsely accused of hypocrisy all the time... we can't prove teh haterz right!
>Don't worry about war yakuroto-san. Once you clear ur BAI status, whole HAPI is behind you ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Precisely ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/03(Fri) 12:15 No.202
People's Republic of Shotacon Island has cleared their name and returned to HAPI! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
...but now honorary HAPI member 1129 Cows Island is BAI-listed for assisting PC98 Island (;´Д`)
...but now honorary HAPI member 1129 Cows Island is BAI-listed for assisting PC98 Island (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/03(Fri) 12:25 No.203
>damn i lost 9 cities and 2 factories on turn 177.. almost wish i lost 1 more city so i could have the mega disaster award. seems DESU also got a cheeky disaster award last turn. dark times
Don't worry Dnalsi-san, manual says
>Higher awards must be obtained in order. In other words, you must have already won the peace award before you can win the super peace award.
Don't worry Dnalsi-san, manual says
>Higher awards must be obtained in order. In other words, you must have already won the peace award before you can win the super peace award.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/03(Fri) 13:19 No.204
>the island data literally being overwritten when the real island 6 was created the
who is this 6th island?
>1129 Cows Island is BAI-listed
no way hahahaha, they are literally the most helpful and generous island, they never attacked anyone and always the first to assist. They are the good guys of the game.
who is this 6th island?
>1129 Cows Island is BAI-listed
no way hahahaha, they are literally the most helpful and generous island, they never attacked anyone and always the first to assist. They are the good guys of the game.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/03(Fri) 15:10 No.205
>no way hahahaha, they are literally the most helpful and generous island, they never attacked anyone and always the first to assist. They are the good guys of the game.
There's other islands that always strive 2 help others (o hai thar), but if they're assisting an island that has attacked at least 9 innocent islands on 12 different occasions - usually smaller, struggling islands that can't defend themselves - then that's not k00l (;´Д`)
>who is this 6th island?
Jiyulando Island. Teh number in teh URL shows each island's number, and it increases by 1 each time an island is discovered
There's other islands that always strive 2 help others (o hai thar), but if they're assisting an island that has attacked at least 9 innocent islands on 12 different occasions - usually smaller, struggling islands that can't defend themselves - then that's not k00l (;´Д`)
>who is this 6th island?
Jiyulando Island. Teh number in teh URL shows each island's number, and it increases by 1 each time an island is discovered
COME JOIN AGGRO pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/03(Fri) 20:31 No.206
come and join AGGRO. we haet HAPI.
since king up chuck is dead, i am in charge.
the benifits if joining AGGRO is, you will have me as your great ruler. you will be in a properly organized group
the laws for joining AGGRO:
1. you must not be on any ones bad side prior to joining AGGRO (being in war, being on BAI, etc.)
2. you must be wiling to give cuts of each turn if need be
3. you must be willing to show your island hidden side (this means actual balance, missile locstion, future plans, etc.)
4. you must have a trip code and check your inbox frequently
5. you must listen and fallow with the curent leaders stratagys are.
6. this must be your only group, multi grouping or finding out you are a spy will result in the max punishment for treason.
failure to fallow these rules result in treason
any AGGRO member who joins for protection but then end up not helping a fellow team mate is subject to treason.
atacking islands with out comands is seen as treason.
leaving AGGRO unannounced is treason (must announce 4 turns prior to ur departure)
helping other island is not seen as treason but providing to wrong persons could get you removed from AGGRO
conciquences for treason could be to pay a fine, removal from AGGRO or all of AGGRO bombing you off the face of the earth
since king up chuck is dead, i am in charge.
the benifits if joining AGGRO is, you will have me as your great ruler. you will be in a properly organized group
the laws for joining AGGRO:
1. you must not be on any ones bad side prior to joining AGGRO (being in war, being on BAI, etc.)
2. you must be wiling to give cuts of each turn if need be
3. you must be willing to show your island hidden side (this means actual balance, missile locstion, future plans, etc.)
4. you must have a trip code and check your inbox frequently
5. you must listen and fallow with the curent leaders stratagys are.
6. this must be your only group, multi grouping or finding out you are a spy will result in the max punishment for treason.
failure to fallow these rules result in treason
any AGGRO member who joins for protection but then end up not helping a fellow team mate is subject to treason.
atacking islands with out comands is seen as treason.
leaving AGGRO unannounced is treason (must announce 4 turns prior to ur departure)
helping other island is not seen as treason but providing to wrong persons could get you removed from AGGRO
conciquences for treason could be to pay a fine, removal from AGGRO or all of AGGRO bombing you off the face of the earth
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/03(Fri) 21:00 No.207
That's some strict rules lol. I'm still waiting for le mighty AGGRO first move.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/04(Sat) 00:02 No.208
Any1 who haet HAPI is gonna haet nu-AGGRO over 9000% more XD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/04(Sat) 05:11 No.209
No.209
PC98 demands that the democratic peoples republic of island remove the koreans ＜`Д´＞ from their island and surrender kim jong il to us or there will be huge consequences. as a OTAKU island we detest the cat eating koreans
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/04(Sat) 08:52 No.210
All the cool islands are not in any alliance
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/04(Sat) 09:21 No.211
>All the cool islands are not in any alliance
They're in the go-home club ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
They're in the go-home club ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes 2023/11/04(Sat) 11:12 No.212
We, kewrtes Island, formerly declare an all-out war against Chuu Island, for their leader has shamelessly broken the 4(four)-combo we had in our visit book, and thus showing an absolute disrespect for our island traditions. Furthermore, this is a joke, we love Chuu Island and hope that our friendly relationship lasts for long
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/04(Sat) 12:36 No.213
U had me 4 a second there Σ(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/04(Sat) 12:57 No.214
A question for HAPI members: if one were to assist a BAI-listed island in killing a monster, while aiming the missiles such to destroy as many of said BAI island's buildings as possible, would the good and bad deeds cancel out thus averting a place on The BAI for collusion?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/04(Sat) 13:31 No.215
Only if they follow up with 400 missiles after killing the monster desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/04(Sat) 13:46 No.216
If ur goal was not to assist the BAI-listed island, wouldn't it make moar sense to aim away from teh monster so it can continue pwning and distracting them for as long as possible? (´～`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/04(Sat) 14:11 No.217
I'm starting to think that I should just Newchuck all BAI-listed islands. Then noone will have any problems desu.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/04(Sat) 14:27 No.218
>If ur goal was not to assist the BAI-listed island, wouldn't it make moar sense to aim away from teh monster so it can continue pwning and distracting them for as long as possible? (´～`)
The goal would be simply to gather refugees without making any enemies
The goal would be simply to gather refugees without making any enemies
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/04(Sat) 14:29 No.219
DISHONORABU!!
Ur either at war or ur not!
Ur either at war or ur not!
AGGRO OF THE WORLD UNITE pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/04(Sat) 16:57 No.220
it has came to my attention, do i build a pen island monument. what will be the advantage. will HAPI bow down to my Great Pen Monument?
i sent some deep sea divers down and we have enough oil to have many monument before it runs dry.
i sent some deep sea divers down and we have enough oil to have many monument before it runs dry.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/04(Sat) 17:04 No.221
No.221
if pen island builds a monument no one is allowed to bomb it. i would put it at 11'11
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/04(Sat) 17:11 No.222
build the monument pen bro. somebody has to
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/04(Sat) 18:02 No.223
would any one like to send me food for a good sum of money?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/04(Sat) 18:07 No.224
40food aid for 14 cash aid?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/04(Sat) 18:11 No.225
No.225
i will send 100t of food for 1000M$
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/04(Sat) 18:29 No.226
you are insane pc98
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/04(Sat) 18:40 No.227
No.227
then what did you mean by
>40food aid for 14 cash aid?
14 cash aid is 1400M$
>40food aid for 14 cash aid?
14 cash aid is 1400M$
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/11/04(Sat) 18:41 No.228
No.228
>40food aid for 14 cash aid
That sounds like a great deal, I'm calling dibs!
That sounds like a great deal, I'm calling dibs!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/04(Sat) 18:49 No.229
No.229
>That sounds like a great deal, I'm calling dibs!
too late i already made a better deal
too late i already made a better deal
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/04(Sat) 19:32 No.230
No.230
i am taking cow's deal, thank you
OBJECTION!! to the BAI Rex de PC98 2023/11/04(Sat) 20:56 No.231
No.231
>Unprovoked missile attack on Retard Island (turn 44)
>Unprovoked missile attack on Retard Island (turn 48)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Gonzo Island (turn 71)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Wanker Island (turn 85)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on public masturbation Island (turn 86)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Hiroshima Island (turn 106)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 158)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 167)
all these islands were at least 40 turns inactive when we launched misls and most of them are abandoned so how would we pay them back?
>Needlessly aimed a pinpoint missile attack against an Inora monster towards as many cities as possible on Chuu Island (turn 162)
this is probably our only real crime and i might pay chuu back eventually
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 177)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 178)
they relied on our food aid until we realized nyu wasn't coming back so we evacuated their citizens. when nyu DID come back we sent them 40t of food. 1129 cows island should not be put on the BAI and putting someone on the BAI for helping another island that did something bad is almost just as bad. if this does not clear things up and make change for the rules then PC98 will not recognize the BAI and encourage all islands to do the same
>Unprovoked missile attack on Retard Island (turn 48)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Gonzo Island (turn 71)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Wanker Island (turn 85)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on public masturbation Island (turn 86)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Hiroshima Island (turn 106)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 158)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 167)
all these islands were at least 40 turns inactive when we launched misls and most of them are abandoned so how would we pay them back?
>Needlessly aimed a pinpoint missile attack against an Inora monster towards as many cities as possible on Chuu Island (turn 162)
this is probably our only real crime and i might pay chuu back eventually
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 177)
>Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 178)
they relied on our food aid until we realized nyu wasn't coming back so we evacuated their citizens. when nyu DID come back we sent them 40t of food. 1129 cows island should not be put on the BAI and putting someone on the BAI for helping another island that did something bad is almost just as bad. if this does not clear things up and make change for the rules then PC98 will not recognize the BAI and encourage all islands to do the same
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/04(Sat) 21:04 No.232
No.232
HAPI is stubborn when it comes to BAI
join the AGGRO today!
join the AGGRO today!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/04(Sat) 21:11 No.234
No.234
i did. kind of
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/04(Sat) 21:44 No.235
No.235
there is no "kind of" joining.
you must accept all of the rules as stated >>206
you must accept all of the rules as stated >>206
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/05(Sun) 00:04 No.236
No.236
thank you cow for your trade <3
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Puchiko 2023/11/05(Sun) 00:46 No.237
Nyu!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/05(Sun) 00:58 No.238
No.238
THE NYU IS BACK????
NYU, will you be our new loli quieen???
you will have total protection and money. join AGGRO and lead with us!!!
apon joining you will get ruling status along with 2000m monyue
NYU, will you be our new loli quieen???
you will have total protection and money. join AGGRO and lead with us!!!
apon joining you will get ruling status along with 2000m monyue
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/05(Sun) 00:59 No.239
No.239
miss Puchiko
please list all of the island you want revenge on and i can settle things for you
please list all of the island you want revenge on and i can settle things for you
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/05(Sun) 03:25 No.240
No.240
>NYU, will you be our new loli quieen???
OTAKU suits nyu better
>please list all of the island you want revenge on and i can settle things for you
i hope you dont mean us because we didnt mean anything in our evacuation and we are AGGROs last support
OTAKU suits nyu better
>please list all of the island you want revenge on and i can settle things for you
i hope you dont mean us because we didnt mean anything in our evacuation and we are AGGROs last support
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/05(Sun) 07:28 No.241
>all these islands were at least 40 turns inactive when we launched misls and most of them are abandoned so how would we pay them back?
Some of them are abandoned precisely bcuz u launched missiles at them... anywayz, the best thing to do in that case is give what u would have given to them to ur still-existing victims instead
>this is probably our only real crime and i might pay chuu back eventually
We'd be very grateful ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>they relied on our food aid until we realized nyu wasn't coming back so we evacuated their citizens
*evacuated half of their citizens while brutally aspl0ding the other half -_-
Only around 50% of the residents living in those areas will make it out of a missile attack alive - that's why HAPI nations consider it a serious crime!
>when nyu DID come back we sent them 40t of food
40K tons of food is only worth 40M$ - even just looking at the missile damage that Nyu Island hasn't already repaired, it's gonna cost 1050M$ to landfill, at least 35M$ to level the ground, plus the cost of whatever they need to rebuild on that land, and many turns for them to repopulate (since u can't return refugees without them bombing u back)...
So unless Nyu Island is willing to accept this amount as adequate compensation, it's remaining an unpaid crime!
>1129 cows island should not be put on the BAI and putting someone on the BAI for helping another island that did something bad is almost just as bad
I'm willing to propose an exception for islands assisting BAI-listed islands against monster invasions, as well as pardoning currently BAI-listed islands who were BAI-listed for that reason, but other HAPI members will have 2 agree b4 it's made official
>PC98 will not recognize the BAI and encourage all islands to do the same
It doesn't need recognition since it only relates to HAPI membership to begin with ^^;
Some of them are abandoned precisely bcuz u launched missiles at them... anywayz, the best thing to do in that case is give what u would have given to them to ur still-existing victims instead
>this is probably our only real crime and i might pay chuu back eventually
We'd be very grateful ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>they relied on our food aid until we realized nyu wasn't coming back so we evacuated their citizens
*evacuated half of their citizens while brutally aspl0ding the other half -_-
Only around 50% of the residents living in those areas will make it out of a missile attack alive - that's why HAPI nations consider it a serious crime!
>when nyu DID come back we sent them 40t of food
40K tons of food is only worth 40M$ - even just looking at the missile damage that Nyu Island hasn't already repaired, it's gonna cost 1050M$ to landfill, at least 35M$ to level the ground, plus the cost of whatever they need to rebuild on that land, and many turns for them to repopulate (since u can't return refugees without them bombing u back)...
So unless Nyu Island is willing to accept this amount as adequate compensation, it's remaining an unpaid crime!
>1129 cows island should not be put on the BAI and putting someone on the BAI for helping another island that did something bad is almost just as bad
I'm willing to propose an exception for islands assisting BAI-listed islands against monster invasions, as well as pardoning currently BAI-listed islands who were BAI-listed for that reason, but other HAPI members will have 2 agree b4 it's made official
>PC98 will not recognize the BAI and encourage all islands to do the same
It doesn't need recognition since it only relates to HAPI membership to begin with ^^;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/05(Sun) 14:34 No.242
Cow island being in the BAI list when it is the most morally good island and always trying their best to help everyone makes them cool as hell, like a hero who doesn't care what others think of him
Re: Hakoniwa Islands totaly legit HAPI meber 2023/11/05(Sun) 15:30 No.243
put cow on BAI
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/05(Sun) 15:50 No.244
It is already on BAI my fellow legit HAPI comrade!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/05(Sun) 16:05 No.245
No.245
>Only around 50% of the residents living in those areas will make it out of a missile attack alive - that's why HAPI nations consider it a serious crime!
50% dying is better than 100% dying from starvation
>it's gonna cost 1050M$ to landfill, at least 35M$ to level the ground
we didnt use land destroying misls so there are no needed landfills
50% dying is better than 100% dying from starvation
>it's gonna cost 1050M$ to landfill, at least 35M$ to level the ground
we didnt use land destroying misls so there are no needed landfills
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/05(Sun) 16:17 No.246
>we didnt use land destroying misls so there are no needed landfills
That's true, I brainp00p'd... well, I'll clear that one off teh list (;^Д^)
That's true, I brainp00p'd... well, I'll clear that one off teh list (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/05(Sun) 16:27 No.247
HAPI spreading fake news.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/05(Sun) 17:48 No.248
All the cool islands seem to be making entries for themselves and the cultural bureau has been filing requests to me nonstop to make one for our honourable people. Unfortunately they have neglected to remember I have a room temperature I.Q, therefore I must call on the collective wisdom of the Hakoniwa people! How do I make a new wiki page?!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/05(Sun) 18:08 No.249
No.249
>All the cool islands seem to be making entries for themselves and the cultural bureau has been filing requests to me nonstop to make one for our honourable people. Unfortunately they have neglected to remember I have a room temperature I.Q, therefore I must call on the collective wisdom of the Hakoniwa people! How do I make a new wiki page?!
make a account on the wiki and make a link to a non existing page and make it a page. here is your new page i made https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Iopsd_Island
make a account on the wiki and make a link to a non existing page and make it a page. here is your new page i made https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Iopsd_Island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/05(Sun) 18:28 No.250
THX PC98 FOR THE FLAG, LOOKS AWESOME. I also added some desu lore desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/05(Sun) 18:33 No.251
No.251
> THX PC98 FOR THE FLAG, LOOKS AWESOME. I also added some desu lore desu~
the flag was made by Hoekyo and peoples republic of shotacon. thx anyway desu～
the flag was made by Hoekyo and peoples republic of shotacon. thx anyway desu～
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pem man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/05(Sun) 19:56 No.252
i am still here ruling. we have had a change in goverment.
we still export pens. the pens now are a little more AGGRO
come to aggro islans
we still export pens. the pens now are a little more AGGRO
come to aggro islans
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes 2023/11/05(Sun) 21:05 No.253
>U had me 4 a second there Σ(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
then it was worth the 30 seconds it took me 2 write it. anyhow, lets get along! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
then it was worth the 30 seconds it took me 2 write it. anyhow, lets get along! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/05(Sun) 21:37 No.256
No.256
>Sum financial assistance towards Chuu Island's reconstruction efforts would be much appreciated - I'll even pay it all back once things over here have stablized - but I can understand if u don't wanna (;^Д^)
chuu island i can do this.
i can give you any amount as long as you put 300m on top of it.
chuu island i can do this.
i can give you any amount as long as you put 300m on top of it.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/06(Mon) 00:22 No.258
PLEASE I NEED A AGGRO WIFE, loli2.0 PLEASE
this is not a joke! i am needing one island who i can play string cans across the great blue!
i will even use it to wire you a great some of money, we can rule the whole Heyuri Archipelago!
join the d(sh)ark side! together we will sink all other island to Atlantis and we will be the only place where rule 2 is abolished!!!
this is not a joke! i am needing one island who i can play string cans across the great blue!
i will even use it to wire you a great some of money, we can rule the whole Heyuri Archipelago!
join the d(sh)ark side! together we will sink all other island to Atlantis and we will be the only place where rule 2 is abolished!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/06(Mon) 00:23 No.259
p.s. there is no age of consent laws on my island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/06(Mon) 02:15 No.260
No.260
what about ANNARU SEKKUSU? but i assume you would have picked ANNARU SEKKUSU by now if you wanted them. hakoniwa should pick up some japanese players from /jp/ and maybe somebody from there will be a loli island. but if there is a lolineko island in the future it will be OTAKUs queen
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/06(Mon) 02:52 No.261
No.261
since no islands objected to it, PC98 will join DESU and Shotacon republics conquest and initiate a attack on the Democratic People's Republic of Island. our reason is that they are korean ＜`Д´＞ and competing against japanese islands. our only objective is to disable their misl bases as a warning to surrender the koreans for execution
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/06(Mon) 04:10 No.262
>No.249
The Cultural Committee expresses their utmost gratitude and I concur with their expression of thanks. Now many may know of the glory of our beautiful island.
>No.259
Pen.. You can't violate babies, that's wrong.
The Cultural Committee expresses their utmost gratitude and I concur with their expression of thanks. Now many may know of the glory of our beautiful island.
>No.259
Pen.. You can't violate babies, that's wrong.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/06(Mon) 06:39 No.264
Chuu Island detectives have uncovered this disturbing CCTV footage from pen Island HQ...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes 2023/11/06(Mon) 07:05 No.265
>261
We support OTAKU in this operation, hopefully this operation will eradicate the cancer known as K-Pop once and for all
We support OTAKU in this operation, hopefully this operation will eradicate the cancer known as K-Pop once and for all
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/06(Mon) 07:50 No.266
>>250
>>251
>THX PC98 FOR THE FLAG, LOOKS AWESOME
no problem. will probably fix it l8r because it's a little rushed. (;^Д^) thx 4 adding 2 the wiki, PC98!
>I also added some desu lore desu~
I read, made my b0ner twice as hard! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
>>251
>THX PC98 FOR THE FLAG, LOOKS AWESOME
no problem. will probably fix it l8r because it's a little rushed. (;^Д^) thx 4 adding 2 the wiki, PC98!
>I also added some desu lore desu~
I read, made my b0ner twice as hard! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/06(Mon) 08:08 No.267
>since no islands objected to it, PC98 will join DESU and Shotacon republics conquest and initiate a attack on the Democratic People's Republic of Island.
wait wut da fuk?!?! Our beef was with Upchuck, not with Kim Jong Untz!!! (not yet anyway... unless he stops exporting kimchi)
We salute you on your conquest of Best Korea, comrade. o7
But we do not recognize our involvement in this war.
Poor DPRI, never stood a chance. If they were a HAPI member, I would gladly extend a hand to a fellow democratic republic of the people. (＾Д^)
wait wut da fuk?!?! Our beef was with Upchuck, not with Kim Jong Untz!!! (not yet anyway... unless he stops exporting kimchi)
We salute you on your conquest of Best Korea, comrade. o7
But we do not recognize our involvement in this war.
Poor DPRI, never stood a chance. If they were a HAPI member, I would gladly extend a hand to a fellow democratic republic of the people. (＾Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/06(Mon) 13:05 No.268
upchuck has their own flag? I saw it on yakurutos wiki page about the war but i cant find it anywehre else
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/06(Mon) 13:22 No.269
No.269
>wait wut da fuk?!?! Our beef was with Upchuck, not with Kim Jong Untz!!! (not yet anyway... unless he stops exporting kimchi)
we meant that we would also get on the fad of conquest. our people have been sad we havent had a real WINrar
we meant that we would also get on the fad of conquest. our people have been sad we havent had a real WINrar
[URGENT] AGGRO Request Pen Man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/06(Mon) 16:09 No.270
DESU island this message is for you.
you must leave either HAPI or OTAKU and you must allow another island to get the 100 turn award. failure to do this before turn 195 will result in war.
we wont allow you to multi group and wont allow you to scoop another reward
you must leave either HAPI or OTAKU and you must allow another island to get the 100 turn award. failure to do this before turn 195 will result in war.
we wont allow you to multi group and wont allow you to scoop another reward
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:29 No.271
XD
[URGENT] AGGRO Reques pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:32 No.272
this is not a joke
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:35 No.273
XDDDDd
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:41 No.274
We encourage DESU island to not agree to the war, so HAPI can send military aid in case AGGRO launches an attack on your island
Help! ANARU 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:42 No.275
Baka Sanjira spawned one tile away from my defense facility! (;`-´)
What do I do now!? (;´Д`)
What do I do now!? (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:43 No.276
Of course I'm not agreeing, but this is hilarious. I don't have turns to waste on that chibi baka desu~
[URGENT] AGGRO pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:49 No.277
leave HAPI or OTAKU and allow some one else to claim the day 200 award.
this is not a request, this is a threat.
this is not a request, this is a threat.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:52 No.278
>No.275
You can pray it doesn't move that direction!
Alternatively you can use quick ground levelling on the facility and follow it with missiles
You can pray it doesn't move that direction!
Alternatively you can use quick ground levelling on the facility and follow it with missiles
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/06(Mon) 17:59 No.279
>>275
it's over
it's over
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/06(Mon) 18:01 No.280
Pray to Hakoniwa Kamisama Anaru! Ur only hope is in random turn order now!
ANARU 2023/11/06(Mon) 18:06 No.281
>No.278
I didn't realize I could do that! Thank for the info.
I'm gonna try that.
I didn't realize I could do that! Thank for the info.
I'm gonna try that.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/06(Mon) 22:49 No.282
I see pen island building defense facilities. I recommend HAPI members do the same because we might be at war soon.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/06(Mon) 23:46 No.284
I come with a message from the Naked Apron Alliance. Our island will be standing with pen man and his threats against DESU. o7
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 00:11 No.285
mooshy what are you reasons for this critical decision? I am curious
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 02:05 No.286
>I see pen island building defense facilities. I recommend HAPI members do the same because we might be at war soon.
Too expensive - we need all the money we can get to rebuild and repopulate our island, and the last time we built a defense facility it put our country into a recession that took 25 turns to get out of... only for us to be forced to destroy it when a monster showed up right next to it. Our population has reduced by a significant amount since the previous defense facility was built, so it would be even harder on us now (;´Д`)
We've kept this information internal until now in order to not cause alarm, but in truth we've been slowly losing our population for the past hundred or so turns (see: figure 1), our birthrate has almost flatlined, and we've floundered between rank 10-17 the majority of the time since turn 150 (;´Д`)
(figure 1)
Every step forward for Chuu Island has been met with two steps back (and PC98 Island intentionally aiming missiles at our cities on turn 162 while we were facing a monster invasion did NOT help), so if we can't get our island restored and repopulate soon, our people's future does not look bright (;´Д`)
Too expensive - we need all the money we can get to rebuild and repopulate our island, and the last time we built a defense facility it put our country into a recession that took 25 turns to get out of... only for us to be forced to destroy it when a monster showed up right next to it. Our population has reduced by a significant amount since the previous defense facility was built, so it would be even harder on us now (;´Д`)
We've kept this information internal until now in order to not cause alarm, but in truth we've been slowly losing our population for the past hundred or so turns (see: figure 1), our birthrate has almost flatlined, and we've floundered between rank 10-17 the majority of the time since turn 150 (;´Д`)
(figure 1)
Every step forward for Chuu Island has been met with two steps back (and PC98 Island intentionally aiming missiles at our cities on turn 162 while we were facing a monster invasion did NOT help), so if we can't get our island restored and repopulate soon, our people's future does not look bright (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/07(Tue) 03:41 No.287
>No.285
I do think that pen man is kind of crazy but his reasoning is sound. DESU is part of two alliances so they're practically untouchable. If we allow them to grow any stronger they will have a monopoly on war, being able to choose who gets to live and who gets to die. I have remained neutral so far but the threat of DESU achieving yet another 100-turn award is too much. As of right now, it looks like due to an earthquake Dnalsi Island will receive the award instead, and in that case, I will stay neutral.
I do think that pen man is kind of crazy but his reasoning is sound. DESU is part of two alliances so they're practically untouchable. If we allow them to grow any stronger they will have a monopoly on war, being able to choose who gets to live and who gets to die. I have remained neutral so far but the threat of DESU achieving yet another 100-turn award is too much. As of right now, it looks like due to an earthquake Dnalsi Island will receive the award instead, and in that case, I will stay neutral.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/07(Tue) 04:37 No.288
we stand with DESU. but will ANNARU SEKKUSU intervene?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/07(Tue) 05:04 No.289
Know that if you threaten DESU, you threaten Shotacons as well. You have been warned. (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/07(Tue) 05:59 No.291
sorry it had to be like this
AGGRO Send in a MECHA KOWAI KAIJU!!1 pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 06:19 No.292
ofc the Shotacons want to join in. i wont hold back if you do join in honor of the original AGGRO, the Loli Queen. (aka uninhabit you with no negotiations)
as for pc98, you are negotiable.
DESU, you must revoke one of your meberships. the past 2 turns kamisama was not on your side.. i really belive you should give up before i turn your island into my super peace award
as for pc98, you are negotiable.
DESU, you must revoke one of your meberships. the past 2 turns kamisama was not on your side.. i really belive you should give up before i turn your island into my super peace award
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/07(Tue) 06:31 No.293
>>268
>upchuck has their own flag? I saw it on yakurutos wiki page about the war but i cant find it anywehre else
I made it for the battle log, you can view teh full image on Uploader:
I should probably add it 2 upchuck's wiki page as well.
>upchuck has their own flag? I saw it on yakurutos wiki page about the war but i cant find it anywehre else
I made it for the battle log, you can view teh full image on Uploader:
I should probably add it 2 upchuck's wiki page as well.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/07(Tue) 07:28 No.294
The military command has been sending me constant messages about the potential war on DESU. Irregardless of HAPI involvement, I will not stand for war on the innocent dolls of DESU! Moe everywhere must be protected, therefore if an attack is launched on DESU, Iopsd will respond in kind.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 07:38 No.295
Oh shit it really seems Hakoniwan Kamisama doesn't want us to get the second turn cup. Well anyway this gives us enough turns to remove pen island from the game. I'm asking all HAPI AND OTAKU members 4 help with robonora and pen island. I'm targeting the oil field now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 07:41 No.296
Please target 4,9 for inora
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 07:47 No.297
Actually 4,8. Less damage
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 08:00 No.298
you are quite foolish
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 12:21 No.299
his farm should be the next, let them starve!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 12:33 No.300
ANARRU SEKKUSU Island... did u target teh wrong island? Your coordinates suggest u meant to aim at your own island's invading monster, but instead they hit Dnalsi Island (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 12:45 No.301
Could Chuu island send a mecha inora to pen island?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:01 No.302
Other islands, please target forests and defense facilities. He has enough food so destroying the farm is pointless for now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:07 No.303
>Could Chuu island send a mecha inora to pen island?
No, Chuu Island cannot (;´Д`)
1. not enough funds
2. even if we had enough, it would cause unprecedented poverty on Chuu Island for many generations, and potentially our doom
3. see No.286
No, Chuu Island cannot (;´Д`)
1. not enough funds
2. even if we had enough, it would cause unprecedented poverty on Chuu Island for many generations, and potentially our doom
3. see No.286
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:31 No.304
You might also see your doom when pen island decides to go for you next.
Also I can send the missing funds.
Also I can send the missing funds.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:32 No.305
But okay, it might be more beneficial to send the monster once he has less missile launchers.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:42 No.306
>He has enough food so destroying the farm is pointless for now.
He would need to rebuild his farms as his food stock would be quickly depleting, saving us a few turns from his attacks. During this time we could pwn his island so much that he would have to agree to a ceasefire, or he would lose too much of its strength.
He would need to rebuild his farms as his food stock would be quickly depleting, saving us a few turns from his attacks. During this time we could pwn his island so much that he would have to agree to a ceasefire, or he would lose too much of its strength.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:42 No.307
>ANARRU SEKKUSU Island... did u target teh wrong island? Your coordinates suggest u meant to aim at your own island's invading monster, but instead they hit Dnalsi Island
If ANARU sends Dnalsi 300M we are willing to ignore this error. Dnalsi has NEVER made unprovoked attacks, intentional or accidental, even against long inhabitied islands. It would be unwise to take our peaceful nature for granted.
If ANARU sends Dnalsi 300M we are willing to ignore this error. Dnalsi has NEVER made unprovoked attacks, intentional or accidental, even against long inhabitied islands. It would be unwise to take our peaceful nature for granted.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:44 No.308
He has enough food for like 50 turns.. I'm waiting for you to put on a name, pen island man LOL.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 13:50 No.309
Normal missiles and land-destroying missiles have a wider range than pinpoint missiles - u can aim at farms, forests, and defense facilities at teh same time!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 14:01 No.310
Useless in this situation desu~ Hitting his cities is useless when he has 7000M$
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 14:42 No.312
DNALSI THE RANK 1 ISLAND IS UNDER ATTACK!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 15:05 No.313
The attack on Dnalsi island was an accident, I was trying to kill the Sanjira monster on my island, but I forgot to precise which island I wanted to target while sending nukes.
I'm gonna send 500M to Dnalsi this turn.
I'm gonna send 500M to Dnalsi this turn.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 16:59 No.314
chuu island may be the leader of HAPI for a good reason, he is smart enough to not paint a target on his back and spend all of his money knowing there will be no reward once things end.
i am attacking DESU island out of my own beliefs on what i belive is right for the Heyuri Archipelago.
any one aiding desu wont be getting a epic payout or aid from me or desu once things are over. this is real war, things will get destoryed.
chuu has not even been in a war and his population has just been going down due to Kamisama alone, it only takes one turn to leave a crater on the island the size of a huge meteor.
leave one of your group DESU, and it can all stop.
i am attacking DESU island out of my own beliefs on what i belive is right for the Heyuri Archipelago.
any one aiding desu wont be getting a epic payout or aid from me or desu once things are over. this is real war, things will get destoryed.
chuu has not even been in a war and his population has just been going down due to Kamisama alone, it only takes one turn to leave a crater on the island the size of a huge meteor.
leave one of your group DESU, and it can all stop.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 17:41 No.315
Let's ceasefire and negotiate.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 17:45 No.316
I canceled my missiles for this turn and I hope you do too.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 17:52 No.317
I feel liek Heyuri Archipelago's fate hinges on the events of turn 197 (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 17:58 No.318
Actually I can't risk it. We will do a ceasefire next turn desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:16 No.319
Anaru-san has given generous reparations for the unintended stray missiles. All is forgiven!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:24 No.320
chuu island may be the leader of HAPI for a good reason, he is smart enough to not paint a target on his back and spend all of his money knowing there will be no reward once things end.
i am attacking DESU island out of my own beliefs on what i belive is right for the Heyuri Archipelago.
any one aiding desu wont be getting a epic payout or aid from me or desu once things are over. this is real war, things will get destoryed.
chuu has not even been in a war and his population has just been going down due to Kamisama alone, it only takes one turn to leave a crater on the island the size of a huge meteor.
leave one of your group DESU, and it can all stop.
i am attacking DESU island out of my own beliefs on what i belive is right for the Heyuri Archipelago.
any one aiding desu wont be getting a epic payout or aid from me or desu once things are over. this is real war, things will get destoryed.
chuu has not even been in a war and his population has just been going down due to Kamisama alone, it only takes one turn to leave a crater on the island the size of a huge meteor.
leave one of your group DESU, and it can all stop.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:27 No.321
I'm willing to negotiate. Due to the lackluster HAPI response I can leave HAPI under this terms:
1) You stop bombing,sending inoras and destroying our island immediately.
2) During our war Naked Apron bombed us, like a vulture they are. So don't intervene if we decide to bomb them back.
Do you agree?
1) You stop bombing,sending inoras and destroying our island immediately.
2) During our war Naked Apron bombed us, like a vulture they are. So don't intervene if we decide to bomb them back.
Do you agree?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:30 No.322
Don't surrender yet, Desu! AIDS are on the way!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:32 No.323
We have to. Due to the disasters I'm unable to continue. And Chuu island rather play Minecraft than help me. So leaving HAPI is natural choice. I won't quit OTAKU because PC98 actually killed the mechanora(while bombing a few of our cities too but I'm willing to overlook that). I thank all HAPI members that tried to help though.
MISSLE FIRE ON PAUSE pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:36 No.324
refresh glitch, i hope they patch that soon.
my negotiations is what it has always has been. leave either HAPI or OTAKU. i am not scared of being uninhabited like the ones who came before me. Loli, Upchuck and Newchuck.
i have ceased fire. once you agree to my offer and the dust settle for a few turns, we can speak about some compensation and a treaty
my negotiations is what it has always has been. leave either HAPI or OTAKU. i am not scared of being uninhabited like the ones who came before me. Loli, Upchuck and Newchuck.
i have ceased fire. once you agree to my offer and the dust settle for a few turns, we can speak about some compensation and a treaty
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:38 No.325
Done
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:38 No.326
But Naked Apron is getting bombed :)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:39 No.327
Perfidious doll...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:41 No.328
Sorry Iopsd, the guy has 7000M$. If all HAPI doesn't contribute then he can just spam inoras or def facilities. Sad times we live in, where one island can threaten the whole archipelago.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:42 No.329
>>321
sounds good to me my friend!
just don't rape naked apron maid to hard.
since this went smother then i thought, i will add this.
pease for next 50 turns.
if next few turns things are fine i can also give you 10 money aids
sounds good to me my friend!
just don't rape naked apron maid to hard.
since this went smother then i thought, i will add this.
pease for next 50 turns.
if next few turns things are fine i can also give you 10 money aids
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:49 No.330
>Sad times we live in, where one island can threaten the whole archipelago.
i only threatened you. the reason it was affecting the archipelago was because of multi membership
(pease for 50 turns means if your group is attacking at war with me you cant aid them or attack them and same vise versa to me and people attacking you)
i only threatened you. the reason it was affecting the archipelago was because of multi membership
(pease for 50 turns means if your group is attacking at war with me you cant aid them or attack them and same vise versa to me and people attacking you)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:51 No.331
Gensokyo Island wishes to emphasize that it has fulfilled their obligations as an ally within the framework of the Heyuri Archipelago Peace Initiative (HAPI) by our operations targeting Pen Island's oil field, as well as the subsequent elimination of their only agricultural establishment, along with 2 flourishing forests adjacent to it.
Regrettably, we have exhausted our budget that had been specifically allocated for Ministry of War. In light of these circumstances, we are compelled to apprise that we lack the means to sustain further military actions against Pen Island.
Regrettably, we have exhausted our budget that had been specifically allocated for Ministry of War. In light of these circumstances, we are compelled to apprise that we lack the means to sustain further military actions against Pen Island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 18:53 No.332
Don't worry kagy! I appriciate your help really, it's just that I want to keep playing this game and not get delisted desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 19:06 No.333
wow it appears that pen island actually did it. But it lost its precious oil field in the process. I never expected them to win.
The funniest part is how Naked Apron Island was talking big and then only sent 2 missiles.
The funniest part is how Naked Apron Island was talking big and then only sent 2 missiles.
[AGGRO] recruitments wanted! pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 19:21 No.334
No.334
would you like protection?
would you like money?
would you like to have fast growth?
join [AGGRO]
we have advanced strategies.
you will have to throw away your values and adopt the one of [AGGRO]. you will have to listen to me as your ruler. i will do what is right for [AGGRO] as a whole.
Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.
(URL is victory song with previous war)
would you like money?
would you like to have fast growth?
join [AGGRO]
we have advanced strategies.
you will have to throw away your values and adopt the one of [AGGRO]. you will have to listen to me as your ruler. i will do what is right for [AGGRO] as a whole.
Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.
(URL is victory song with previous war)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 19:31 No.335
>And Chuu island rather play Minecraft than help me
NO U (;´Д`)
Look at how our people have struggled for so long while many sat comfortably at teh top of teh rankings, only communicating with to us to request we build defense facilities and mecha monsters we couldn't afford, for wars we couldn't afford to participate in:
HAPI's mission is peace, cooperation, and charity - not military conquest and destruction!
NO U (;´Д`)
Look at how our people have struggled for so long while many sat comfortably at teh top of teh rankings, only communicating with to us to request we build defense facilities and mecha monsters we couldn't afford, for wars we couldn't afford to participate in:
HAPI's mission is peace, cooperation, and charity - not military conquest and destruction!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 19:40 No.336
Well then HAPI's mission failed, as I've been attacked by multiple islands and you didn't even lift a finger.
Also I want to refresh your memory a bit, Upchuck island started with bombing you and DESU basically took the cost of the war on itself, firing close to 3000M$ in missiles for your sake. Calls to build defense facilities were only for your own good, considering that then a single volley from Upchuck could send you back to stone age.
DESU protected HAPI from outside threats, maybe you didn't appriciate that, but you may start now with our departure.
Also I want to refresh your memory a bit, Upchuck island started with bombing you and DESU basically took the cost of the war on itself, firing close to 3000M$ in missiles for your sake. Calls to build defense facilities were only for your own good, considering that then a single volley from Upchuck could send you back to stone age.
DESU protected HAPI from outside threats, maybe you didn't appriciate that, but you may start now with our departure.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/07(Tue) 20:18 No.337
Gomen, I was asleep. Had I been awake, you can be sure our nation would stand beside DESU to the very end, even at the expense of our citizens who are yet suffering from the aftermath of the last war!
Shotacons still remember when you gave more than 9,000 missiles to Upchuck in memory of Shota Empire. We do not forget this kindness.
Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Shotacons still remember when you gave more than 9,000 missiles to Upchuck in memory of Shota Empire. We do not forget this kindness.
Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 20:21 No.338
>Well then HAPI's mission failed, as I've been attacked by multiple islands and you didn't even lift a finger.
According to our records, the only time u were attacked since turn 20 (outside of a war u were already participating in) was with pen Island's recent man-made monster -_-
And contrary to pen Island's recent claims, Chuu Island provided significant military assistance numerous times during all the various wars (even when we couldn't really afford it), barring the most recent (and if u must know, we had a big attack planned on pen Island, but we cancelled it last minute cuz u called 4 a ceasefire!!!)
We also provided AIDS to DESU Island (among many others) whenever we noticed u were low on funds/food - often without even a "thank u" - not to mention all the tips & tricks our researchers have continually shared with all islands to make sure we're all on even footing and have teh best chance of survival in this harsh world
U may continue being unaware of all the assistance u've received, cuz u'll still receive it from generous islands liek ours when we're in a position to do so - as long as ur not on BAI!
>Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Seconded ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
According to our records, the only time u were attacked since turn 20 (outside of a war u were already participating in) was with pen Island's recent man-made monster -_-
And contrary to pen Island's recent claims, Chuu Island provided significant military assistance numerous times during all the various wars (even when we couldn't really afford it), barring the most recent (and if u must know, we had a big attack planned on pen Island, but we cancelled it last minute cuz u called 4 a ceasefire!!!)
We also provided AIDS to DESU Island (among many others) whenever we noticed u were low on funds/food - often without even a "thank u" - not to mention all the tips & tricks our researchers have continually shared with all islands to make sure we're all on even footing and have teh best chance of survival in this harsh world
U may continue being unaware of all the assistance u've received, cuz u'll still receive it from generous islands liek ours when we're in a position to do so - as long as ur not on BAI!
>Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Seconded ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 20:27 No.339
>recent man-made monster -_-
Don't forget about the missiles this turn! And Naked Apron sneak attack!
>and if u must know, we had a big attack planned on pen Island
I see...
>We also provided AIDS to DESU Island (among many others) whenever we noticed u were low on funds/food
We always tried to repay it back when we were back on our footing, it was not unrecognized.
I couldn't have known you were preparing an attack so I felt betrayed desu~ We have been too harsh to Chuu island if this is the case.
>Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Thirded ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Don't forget about the missiles this turn! And Naked Apron sneak attack!
>and if u must know, we had a big attack planned on pen Island
I see...
>We also provided AIDS to DESU Island (among many others) whenever we noticed u were low on funds/food
We always tried to repay it back when we were back on our footing, it was not unrecognized.
I couldn't have known you were preparing an attack so I felt betrayed desu~ We have been too harsh to Chuu island if this is the case.
>Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Thirded ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 20:37 No.341
No.341
yea yea yea. but you got to admit that man made monster was quite EPIC looking
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 20:48 No.342
I agree. We finally got to see it's sprite desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:02 No.343
>Don't forget about the missiles this turn! And Naked Apron sneak attack!
A war had already been established, so any military actions from involved parties against opposing involved parties doesn't get counted on teh BAI (;^Д^)
A war had already been established, so any military actions from involved parties against opposing involved parties doesn't get counted on teh BAI (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:07 No.344
But what about Naked Appron? Aren't they on the BAI now?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:30 No.345
Well, we don't think anyone besides pen Island is really happy with this result, and it feels a little "the bad future in Back To The Future Part II", so how about this:
1. DESU Island rejoins HAPI and becomes a HAPI OTAKU once more
2. All willing & able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck'd or...
3. they surrender and commit to paying back DESU Island the cost of the man-made monster (3000M$) + an additional 1000M$ for being an asshole
4. All prior BAI-listed crimes will be written off for any BAI-listed islands that join the fight against pen Island
1. DESU Island rejoins HAPI and becomes a HAPI OTAKU once more
2. All willing & able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck'd or...
3. they surrender and commit to paying back DESU Island the cost of the man-made monster (3000M$) + an additional 1000M$ for being an asshole
4. All prior BAI-listed crimes will be written off for any BAI-listed islands that join the fight against pen Island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:35 No.346
Well now it would be a shame to decline that offer!
Even if my island dies in the end, it will go away in glory! I agree!
Even if my island dies in the end, it will go away in glory! I agree!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:43 No.347
Shotacons will pledge their full support in the war effort! DEATH TO PEN ISLAND!!! JUSTICE FOR DESU!!! (`Д´)
or until they cough up the 4000M to DESU.
Whichever comes first (｀～´)
or until they cough up the 4000M to DESU.
Whichever comes first (｀～´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:48 No.348
>All willing & able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck'd or...
I like how upchuck is a verb now
I like how upchuck is a verb now
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:50 No.349
>while bombing a few of our cities too but I'm willing to overlook that
we tried to do as little damage as possible. we will pay you back to health when we have more than 34M$
>Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>I will not stand for war on the innocent dolls of DESU! Moe everywhere must be protected
Iopsd and the PR of Shotacon should really join OTAKU because of our common values and will to help each other alike
we tried to do as little damage as possible. we will pay you back to health when we have more than 34M$
>Let's have our islands continue to be friends and keep collaborating with one another ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>I will not stand for war on the innocent dolls of DESU! Moe everywhere must be protected
Iopsd and the PR of Shotacon should really join OTAKU because of our common values and will to help each other alike
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/07(Tue) 21:54 No.350
CHUU ISLAND IS ESCALATING A WAR WHEN PEACE WAS ALREADY NEGOTIATED. WHAT?? THIS IS NOT THE PEACE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN PREACHING SINCE THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE HAPI ALLIANCE! LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRUH??
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:02 No.351
>>350
i dont get it either, this was a war between me and DESU. now every one is pissed at me.
i dont understand why i would be put on BAI, there was no unjust reason for attacking. i even said war will happen if DESU dose not split up, this was no sneak attack, this was not a gang up on a innocent island, and did no war crimes (land destroyer missels) was commited.
the war ended with a treaty and conflict was stopped.
i dont get it either, this was a war between me and DESU. now every one is pissed at me.
i dont understand why i would be put on BAI, there was no unjust reason for attacking. i even said war will happen if DESU dose not split up, this was no sneak attack, this was not a gang up on a innocent island, and did no war crimes (land destroyer missels) was commited.
the war ended with a treaty and conflict was stopped.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:05 No.352
You don't have to pay PC98, I just saw that u could aim 1 tile higher and this would put more missiles in range of def facility. But I see you didn't do that on purpose(sorry for being so paranoid, this is this games fault!)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:06 No.353
Also to PC98, do some tactical deforestations and let's focus on REKT'ing Pen, and then his appron wearing goon.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:09 No.354
i had negotiations before the whole war was even started and i got laughed at.
it was not a request to HAPI, it was a request to DESU.
>>349
at what point dont you just make one big group and disallow opposition. the big group's flag can even have a cool hammer and a sick sickle
it was not a request to HAPI, it was a request to DESU.
>>349
at what point dont you just make one big group and disallow opposition. the big group's flag can even have a cool hammer and a sick sickle
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:12 No.355
Using ur oil moneez 2 bully other islands and force them into distancing themselves from their allies (so they can't so easily join together and rise up against ur lame little dictatorship) is not "peace"
Peace is what ur gonna find at teh bottom of teh ocean unless u pay 4 ur crimes ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Peace is what ur gonna find at teh bottom of teh ocean unless u pay 4 ur crimes ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:22 No.356
>Also to PC98, do some tactical deforestations and let's focus on REKT'ing Pen, and then his appron wearing goon.
we will help but we think you and pen should perhaps try peace? DESU is still in a good position and fighting pen again wont help a lot. we also like the idea of DESU being a OTAKU only island
we will help but we think you and pen should perhaps try peace? DESU is still in a good position and fighting pen again wont help a lot. we also like the idea of DESU being a OTAKU only island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:26 No.357
PC98, we can't let Pen have what he has, he will go for other islands if we keep him loose. I know u don't like HAPI that much but now is the chance to lift the BAI and then I can help you and we can be BEST FRIENDS FOREVA!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:30 No.358
>Iopsd and the PR of Shotacon should really join OTAKU because of our common values and will to help each other alike
This is an offer ourjunta premier has considered for a while, on account of our mutual ally DESU and the fact our relations with your eroge people has been passively budding. After the war, we may just take you up on that offer, but we realize you may not like another joint HAPI member. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
>the war ended with a treaty and conflict was stopped.
The so-called 'peace' was in your favor from the start, which as DESU's allies we perceive to be unjust. Demilitarizing DESU only serves to allow yourself to gain more powah!
This is an offer our
>the war ended with a treaty and conflict was stopped.
The so-called 'peace' was in your favor from the start, which as DESU's allies we perceive to be unjust. Demilitarizing DESU only serves to allow yourself to gain more powah!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:32 No.359
i dont believe i committed any crimes. i will help him patch up the holes on his island like i said >>324.
i gave fare warning and there will be a war with is island and no attempts of negotiation, only laughter.
>>271
>>273
the threat of DESU island is of him being untouchable.
i never said DESU cant still help HAPI, i am not asking for him to be at war with other island. its simply he is in one group.
i gave fare warning and there will be a war with is island and no attempts of negotiation, only laughter.
>>271
>>273
the threat of DESU island is of him being untouchable.
i never said DESU cant still help HAPI, i am not asking for him to be at war with other island. its simply he is in one group.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:37 No.360
>>358
how was me not allowing him 2 being in 2 group (one of the group witch has BAI members in it) "Demilitarizing".
how was me not allowing him 2 being in 2 group (one of the group witch has BAI members in it) "Demilitarizing".
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:40 No.361
we understand and we hope that military cooperation with Iopsd and PR of Shotacon will lead to even better ties betwixt us to the point of allies
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:42 No.362
>but we realize you may not like another joint HAPI member. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
better than nothing
better than nothing
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:45 No.363
you will regret restarting a war. you shall put a end to this now and go back to treaty
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 22:48 No.364
if anything breaking a treaty is a war crime!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 23:05 No.365
>Well, we don't think anyone besides pen Island is really happy with this result,
this guy is the only one who was unhappy!!! >>322
this guy was fine with the results >>337
desu was fine with it as he called the treaty.
pc98 was fine with it he was happy he stayed with him.
Chuu now wants to start another war after a treaty was made. the treaty was we will not attack each other for 50 turns and i would even help aid him. this is evil!
this guy is the only one who was unhappy!!! >>322
this guy was fine with the results >>337
desu was fine with it as he called the treaty.
pc98 was fine with it he was happy he stayed with him.
Chuu now wants to start another war after a treaty was made. the treaty was we will not attack each other for 50 turns and i would even help aid him. this is evil!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 23:09 No.366
PC98, are you still going to be involved in this war?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/07(Tue) 23:18 No.367
yes. sorry the war restarted. if we win this war, instead of sinking you, we will argue for you to live and be a colony island by sending some of us money and food every turn. still better than sinking to atlantis
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 23:21 No.368
i wont go light on war criminals.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/07(Tue) 23:32 No.369
the peace treaty did not last even 1 turn.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/07(Tue) 23:36 No.370
>>361
It is tough to leave HAPI as the residents of Chuu Island are just so cute.. However, friendly relations are still of the utmost importance between Iopsd and OTAKU.
>>368
Don't worry, your refugees will be "cared" for
( ´ω`)
It is tough to leave HAPI as the residents of Chuu Island are just so cute.. However, friendly relations are still of the utmost importance between Iopsd and OTAKU.
>>368
Don't worry, your refugees will be "cared" for
( ´ω`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 00:05 No.371
>It is tough to leave HAPI as the residents of Chuu Island are just so cute
you can be both like DESU
you can be both like DESU
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/08(Wed) 01:58 No.372
I may not have the greatest fire power at the moment, but I shall not stand down against the DESU menace! POINT - AIM - FIRE!!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/08(Wed) 06:44 No.373
Need 500M$ for def facility to help with 10 land destroying missile barrage next turn plox.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/08(Wed) 07:00 No.374
I would like to help, but my meagre economy is entirely focused on dropping bombs and does not have the funds available to help. I could give 100 million, but the rest of HAPI would have to pick up the slack.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/08(Wed) 08:56 No.375
Suiseiseki Island seems to have accidentally launched 9 missiles to Dnalsi. Please be careful guys! I'll be awaiting my reparations of 4000M.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/08(Wed) 10:23 No.376
>Suiseiseki Island seems to have accidentally launched 9 missiles to Dnalsi. Please be careful guys! I'll be awaiting my reparations of 4000M.
I'm thinking that one was probably intentional since Suiseiseki Island is #2 and the turn cup winner is decided next turn (;^Д^)
Their excuse of trying to attack ANARRU SEKKUSU's Sanjira doesn't hold much water since that was already killed on turn 196 (the attack was on turn 199), and Suiseiseki successfully aimed at ANARRU on turn 196 (meaning that ANARRU would have been their default selected target, and they specifically changed their target to Dnalsi Island)...
I'm thinking that one was probably intentional since Suiseiseki Island is #2 and the turn cup winner is decided next turn (;^Д^)
Their excuse of trying to attack ANARRU SEKKUSU's Sanjira doesn't hold much water since that was already killed on turn 196 (the attack was on turn 199), and Suiseiseki successfully aimed at ANARRU on turn 196 (meaning that ANARRU would have been their default selected target, and they specifically changed their target to Dnalsi Island)...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/08(Wed) 11:43 No.377
>I'm thinking that one was probably intentional since Suiseiseki Island is #2 and the turn cup winner is decided next turn (;^Д^)
The thought occurred to me, but Suiseiseki Island would need to be pretty dumb to think they could overtake the leader by approx 100K citizens with only 9 standard missiles the turn before a cup is decided! That would only make an enemy out of the #1 rank island for very little benefit at all!
The thought occurred to me, but Suiseiseki Island would need to be pretty dumb to think they could overtake the leader by approx 100K citizens with only 9 standard missiles the turn before a cup is decided! That would only make an enemy out of the #1 rank island for very little benefit at all!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/08(Wed) 12:03 No.378
I deserve it for jinxing myself. Watch yourself out there Suiseiseki
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/08(Wed) 12:30 No.379
AAAAAAAAAA I JUST ACCIDENTALLY FIRED AT PC98 INSTEAD OF PEN ISLAND Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 12:56 No.380
How do you privately message tripcodes?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/08(Wed) 13:07 No.381
>How do you privately message tripcodes?
Go to Off-Topic, click [Write PM] on the top right, then fill out teh form
On this topic, we're considering setting up a new facility that may help with island and alliance comms...
Go to Off-Topic, click [Write PM] on the top right, then fill out teh form
On this topic, we're considering setting up a new facility that may help with island and alliance comms...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 13:26 No.383
WAR BETWEEN NUMBER 1 AND NUMBER 2!!!!
SUISEISEKI SCHEME SUCCEED!!
THIS IS EXCITING!!!
THE PEN-DESU WAR IS STILL ONGOING
CHUU ATTACKED PC98, DESTROYING 2 UPGRADED(probably?) FARMS
SUISEISEKI SCHEME SUCCEED!!
THIS IS EXCITING!!!
THE PEN-DESU WAR IS STILL ONGOING
CHUU ATTACKED PC98, DESTROYING 2 UPGRADED(probably?) FARMS
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/08(Wed) 13:32 No.384
>CHUU ATTACKED PC98, DESTROYING 2 UPGRADED(probably?) FARMS
It was an earnest error!! We were considering many different configurations of attack towards pen island + AIDS to allies, and then accidentally forgot to change target at the very end when it mattered most (;´Д`)
U can even see that we gave 200M$ AIDS to PC98 Island immediately prior to the mistaken launch during that turn...
We'll be immediately sending additional food & funds to PC98 Island for turn 201!!
It was an earnest error!! We were considering many different configurations of attack towards pen island + AIDS to allies, and then accidentally forgot to change target at the very end when it mattered most (;´Д`)
U can even see that we gave 200M$ AIDS to PC98 Island immediately prior to the mistaken launch during that turn...
We'll be immediately sending additional food & funds to PC98 Island for turn 201!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 13:33 No.385
penman and mooshy, I have sent PMs to both of you. Please read them and get back to me.
Also anonwaha you better not read them or you're a cheater.
Also anonwaha you better not read them or you're a cheater.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 13:38 No.386
>Also anonwaha you better not read them or you're a cheater.
I couldn't read them even if I wanted to ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
I couldn't read them even if I wanted to ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 13:45 No.387
>>386
Can Gensokyo guy read them?
Can Gensokyo guy read them?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 13:51 No.388
>>387
Shut it. Only penman and mooshy can because they're who I messaged.
Shut it. Only penman and mooshy can because they're who I messaged.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/08(Wed) 14:11 No.389
>>385
for you last message it would be nice if you gave a little more info LOL
for you last message it would be nice if you gave a little more info LOL
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/08(Wed) 14:12 No.390
also you read my mind in the first message
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 14:29 No.391
Okay penman check your inbox again.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/08(Wed) 15:23 No.392
desu in the grave!
desu in the grave!
desu in the grave!
you filthy treaty breaker!
desu in the grave!
desu in the grave!
you filthy treaty breaker!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 15:34 No.393
Something smells fishy...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 15:45 No.394
Ah I see what's going on. Upchuckian King's tripcode (qH/KG3MCEo) is now appearing in the PM inbox, and he's the only person here who refers to pen man as "penman".
Hi Upchuckian King!
Hi Upchuckian King!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:04 No.395
Every time I try to post it says "ERROR Forbidden Words." Da hell?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:06 No.396
the HIA is censoring!!
island 1 and 2 going into battle is a huge game changer.
island 1 and 2 going into battle is a huge game changer.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:09 No.397
Hello all. Yes, I did stage my own death. I'm sure that comes as a surprise to all of you. This is not how I would have liked to announce it but what can you do when filthy wretches like 394 are lurking around here?
I am giving wartime advice to my good friend penman. It does not concern you.
I am giving wartime advice to my good friend penman. It does not concern you.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:10 No.398
Teh current blocked terms are "Im glad", "Hello", "Im happy", and "registered" due to their frequent usage in spam that was being received (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King◆qH/KG3MCEo 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:11 No.399
Test. Is my name a "forbidden word?"
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King◆qH/KG3MCEo 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:12 No.400
Oh I see.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:17 No.401
>I am giving wartime advice to my good friend penman
Wartime advice from teh island that famously lost 2 wars... awesome! If pen Island follows it, it could ensure our victory! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Wartime advice from teh island that famously lost 2 wars... awesome! If pen Island follows it, it could ensure our victory! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/08(Wed) 16:26 No.403
No.403
we will see island becom inhabited. desu couldnt just stick with the pease treaty, chuu had to warmonger and restart a war.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MaYy2Spctg
also the HIA should have it so after you post, you are in the same thread.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MaYy2Spctg
also the HIA should have it so after you post, you are in the same thread.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 19:14 No.405
SECRET ISLAND JOINED THE DNALSI-SUISEISEKI WAR!!
G ISLAND JOINED THE PEN-DESU WAR!!
Is Suiseiseki island on the BAI list for the recent unprovoked attacks?
G ISLAND JOINED THE PEN-DESU WAR!!
Is Suiseiseki island on the BAI list for the recent unprovoked attacks?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 19:31 No.406
Total dead so far is about 350,000.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 20:00 No.407
>>406
I thought nobody dies in this game
I thought nobody dies in this game
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/08(Wed) 20:05 No.408
Can someone begin dealing with Naked Apron? I expect them to be the last significant threat after Pen has DIED THE DEATH!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 20:09 No.409
What about the Red Inora attacking Gensokyo?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/08(Wed) 20:27 No.410
SO MANY THINGS HAPPENING AT ONCE!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/08(Wed) 20:48 No.411
>>409
I didn't even know that was happening. This war is cursed.
I didn't even know that was happening. This war is cursed.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/08(Wed) 21:22 No.412
Let's pray to Hakoniwa Kamisama (´人｀)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King◆qH/KG3MCEo 2023/11/08(Wed) 23:03 No.413
Penman check your messages
Re: Hakoniwa Islands penman 2023/11/09(Thu) 00:55 No.414
i think i was to late to read ;-;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/09(Thu) 02:12 No.415
with victory in sight, we should discuss the future of the archipelago after this war. we think pen island should be kept alive but pay iopsd, desu, pc98, chuu, and pr of shotacon 500M$ each. naked apron should be a permanent colony island and pay desu 100M$ every 10 turns. what do the other islands think?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/09(Thu) 02:39 No.416
The streets on Iopsd are full of citizens frothing at the mouth, screaming "Death to Pen!" and by the looks of things Pen certainly is on the backfoot. To say the least, it would take more than 500 mil for me to feel satisfied without the great equalizer applied fully. I would like to see a full demilitarization of Pen, in the form of continuous war reperations to his most stricken victims, as to prevent him building any missile bases for up to 20 turns. Oversight can be supplied from a joint HAPI - OTAKU missile force. The rest of the treaty sounds acceptable if Pen will accept. (ﾟー｀)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/09(Thu) 02:51 No.417
I was ill prepared for this war... I'm not sure if to accept the treaty PC98 proposed or continue the fight to the death in pen's name.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/09(Thu) 03:02 No.418
You must ask yourself whether you'd rather give your last breath for a terrorist, or live another day for a fellow otaku.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/09(Thu) 03:18 No.419
nothing should be final until weve heard from all islands involved. we agree with iopsd on >No.416
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/09(Thu) 03:34 No.420
>naked apron should be a permanent colony island and pay desu 100M$ every 10 turns. what do the other islands think?
That would be a tough sell for Naked Apron Island, given that they have only suffered a single missile attack, from myself no less. I can see them resisting this offer because they still have enough at stake here. (;^Д^)
If mooshy is still on the fence about this, I would suggest they consider giving a payment of 100M to every island instead.
Pen man on the other hand, is on his last legs, so I agree to the treaty Iopsd proposed, and I think he will too if he has any concern for his island remaining afloat. Choose wisely, pen man. (｀∇´)
That would be a tough sell for Naked Apron Island, given that they have only suffered a single missile attack, from myself no less. I can see them resisting this offer because they still have enough at stake here. (;^Д^)
If mooshy is still on the fence about this, I would suggest they consider giving a payment of 100M to every island instead.
Pen man on the other hand, is on his last legs, so I agree to the treaty Iopsd proposed, and I think he will too if he has any concern for his island remaining afloat. Choose wisely, pen man. (｀∇´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/09(Thu) 03:36 No.421
it would be a shame for pen island to sink since there were one of the first islands discovered
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 04:52 No.422
Chuu Island urges teh other islands of teh Heyuri Archipelago 2 consider how many innocent lives have been lost, how much needless destruction & suffering has been caused, how much money & resources have gone up in smoke... all because one island struck oil and decided 2 use their newfound wealth 2 bully & terrorize other nations, forcing them into signing unfair treaties for personal & political gain
With that in mind, Chuu Island agrees with Emporer Iopsd in that we would liek 2 see a full demilitarization of pen Island with significant reparations being provided to their numerous victims (particularly DESU Island), or else we have no choice but to assist the other peace-loving nations in sending pen Island to teh bottom of teh ocean
Additionally, we want Naked Apron Island & G Island 2 cease their attacks immediately, unalign themselves with pen Island, and provide adequate financial AIDS 2 all islands they've attacked during this war (Naked Apron to DESU & Iopsd, G to Iopsd & PC98)
With that in mind, Chuu Island agrees with Emporer Iopsd in that we would liek 2 see a full demilitarization of pen Island with significant reparations being provided to their numerous victims (particularly DESU Island), or else we have no choice but to assist the other peace-loving nations in sending pen Island to teh bottom of teh ocean
Additionally, we want Naked Apron Island & G Island 2 cease their attacks immediately, unalign themselves with pen Island, and provide adequate financial AIDS 2 all islands they've attacked during this war (Naked Apron to DESU & Iopsd, G to Iopsd & PC98)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/09(Thu) 05:02 No.423
what is the meaning of a treaty if it is just broken, the war was already over until chu convinced desu to break the treaty made and start the war up again.
to think you will make a island a slave and force them to pay for the rest of there existence and then bomb them with the money they gave you when they don't pay up? you are really the monster. you should take a good look at the treaty breaking, ransome running island who makes him self untouchable by beaning in 2 groups (one of witch had a member on BAI)
the treaty i made (that desu broke) was peace for 50 turns and enough money to fill up all the missile hits.
you are not HAPI you are EVIL
to think you will make a island a slave and force them to pay for the rest of there existence and then bomb them with the money they gave you when they don't pay up? you are really the monster. you should take a good look at the treaty breaking, ransome running island who makes him self untouchable by beaning in 2 groups (one of witch had a member on BAI)
the treaty i made (that desu broke) was peace for 50 turns and enough money to fill up all the missile hits.
you are not HAPI you are EVIL
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/09(Thu) 05:03 No.424
>>422
should also think about how there was a treaty and war stopped untill you warmongered to have it keep going
should also think about how there was a treaty and war stopped untill you warmongered to have it keep going
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/09(Thu) 05:03 No.425
I'm waiting for either 4000M$ from Pen island or I'm burning it to the ground. As stated before.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/09(Thu) 05:05 No.426
As for others, removal is fine too. These islands shown they are not on our side. Don't let them struck an oil field too.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/09(Thu) 05:13 No.427
>forcing them into signing unfair treaties for personal & political gain
turn cup dose not benefit me. it also seems pretty fair to me demanding he be in one group since every one else is apart of one group and he was the only one multi grouping.
so again i don't know how i am painted as the bad guy when DESU dragged all of this on by breaking the treaty (witch in its self is not HAPI like at all)
turn cup dose not benefit me. it also seems pretty fair to me demanding he be in one group since every one else is apart of one group and he was the only one multi grouping.
so again i don't know how i am painted as the bad guy when DESU dragged all of this on by breaking the treaty (witch in its self is not HAPI like at all)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 05:39 No.428
It wasn't a "treaty" 2 begin with - it was u playing dictator and making demands u had no authority 2 make (ur not even a member of HAPI nor OTAKU!), which u then proceeded to take military action on
HAPI has nevar been an exclusive club, and nevar will be - it's simply a way of letting other islands know that u'd liek assistance when ur in trouble, and u'll do the same 4 other HAPI members if & when ur able. U can totally have HAPI membership while being a member of other groups - this has been long established!
HAPI has nevar been an exclusive club, and nevar will be - it's simply a way of letting other islands know that u'd liek assistance when ur in trouble, and u'll do the same 4 other HAPI members if & when ur able. U can totally have HAPI membership while being a member of other groups - this has been long established!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/09(Thu) 07:54 No.429
Our glorious republic is pleased to announce we will join OTAKU and remain in HAPI simultaneously, hereby marking the second joint alliance member! We have reached this decision because I know it'll piss off pen man of our warm relations with OTAKU in the recent turns!
Long live OTAKU and HAPI! (´ー｀)ゞ
Long live OTAKU and HAPI! (´ー｀)ゞ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 12:11 No.430
Hakoniwa Kamisama haet shota, WTF (;´Д`)
and in other news, pen Island's "defense facility" is a facade XD
and in other news, pen Island's "defense facility" is a facade XD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/09(Thu) 12:52 No.431
>pen Island targeted PC98 Island (3, 4) with a Pinpoint missile launch, which hit the Missile base at (4, 4) and destroyed the entire area.
pen hit my level 4 missile base (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
pen hit my level 4 missile base (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King◆qH/KG3MCEo 2023/11/09(Thu) 13:02 No.432
>>431
I'm sorry Rex, but penman pinpointed 3'4 because I told him he should. If only he had seen the message earlier and done it on turn 202, things may have turned out differently...
How's that for bad advice, idiotwaha?
I'm sorry Rex, but penman pinpointed 3'4 because I told him he should. If only he had seen the message earlier and done it on turn 202, things may have turned out differently...
How's that for bad advice, idiotwaha?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 14:09 No.433
>How's that for bad advice, idiotwaha?
pen Island had only lost 3 missile bases in the 4 turns prior to u showing up, and was potentially on the verge of an impressive single-handed victory against 2 entire alliances
But then a certain "famous for losing 2 wars in exactly the same way" king started whispering their "wartime advice" into pen man's ear, and pen Island has since lost an additional 6 missile bases (for a total of 9 lost) and is now only a few turns away from total defeat
So... pretty bad! (´∇`)
pen Island had only lost 3 missile bases in the 4 turns prior to u showing up, and was potentially on the verge of an impressive single-handed victory against 2 entire alliances
But then a certain "famous for losing 2 wars in exactly the same way" king started whispering their "wartime advice" into pen man's ear, and pen Island has since lost an additional 6 missile bases (for a total of 9 lost) and is now only a few turns away from total defeat
So... pretty bad! (´∇`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/09(Thu) 14:17 No.434
Hahaha. Upchuck, was the facade your idea too? Why are you still here? Still salty that I kicked ur ass so hard? XD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Great Upchuckian King◆qH/KG3MCEo 2023/11/09(Thu) 14:39 No.435
>>433
It's my fault where your missiles landed? Is that really what you're saying? And you seem to really like acting as if I started the second war I "famously lost." Of course I was going to lose that, Newchuck was only around for 20 turns when DESU attacked.
>>434
No, it wasn't. Fuck you.
It's my fault where your missiles landed? Is that really what you're saying? And you seem to really like acting as if I started the second war I "famously lost." Of course I was going to lose that, Newchuck was only around for 20 turns when DESU attacked.
>>434
No, it wasn't. Fuck you.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/09(Thu) 15:13 No.436
Lest we forget that Soylent Island recently dispatched a mechanora onto Suiseiseki Island completely without provocation (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/09(Thu) 15:18 No.437
I am under attack from PC98. Is this war coming to an end or not!? I have ceased by attacks because I thought there was an ordinance in place until reparations were decided. Was I mistaken?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/09(Thu) 15:20 No.438
>437
>by
my
>ordinance
armistice.. how'd I mix those up ;_;
>by
my
>ordinance
armistice.. how'd I mix those up ;_;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 15:21 No.439
>Of course I was going to lose that, Newchuck was only around for 20 turns when DESU attacked.
U seem 2 forget the part where u attacked Secret Island without provocation first and got BAI-listed!
>Lest we forget that Soylent Island recently dispatched a mechanora onto Suiseiseki Island completely without provocation (;´Д`)
U seem 2 forget the part where u attacked Dnalsi Island without provocation first and got BAI-listed!
U seem 2 forget the part where u attacked Secret Island without provocation first and got BAI-listed!
>Lest we forget that Soylent Island recently dispatched a mechanora onto Suiseiseki Island completely without provocation (;´Д`)
U seem 2 forget the part where u attacked Dnalsi Island without provocation first and got BAI-listed!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 15:30 No.440
>Is this war coming to an end or not!? I have ceased by attacks because I thought there was an armistice in place until reparations were decided. Was I mistaken?
None of teh participants have stated that they surrender, ur last public statement was that u were undecided whether to accept the offer or not, and pen Island threw a tantrum and continued their attacks - so teh war has continued
I'd liek it 2 be ovar as much as u, but teh ball is in pen Island's court ^^;
None of teh participants have stated that they surrender, ur last public statement was that u were undecided whether to accept the offer or not, and pen Island threw a tantrum and continued their attacks - so teh war has continued
I'd liek it 2 be ovar as much as u, but teh ball is in pen Island's court ^^;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/09(Thu) 16:03 No.441
TEH WAR IS OVAR
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 16:29 No.442
>TEH WAR IS OVAR
WHO SAYS???
WHO SAYS???
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/09(Thu) 17:00 No.443
the war is over. nigger
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/09(Thu) 17:21 No.444
Where is my 4000M$ then?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/09(Thu) 17:44 No.445
I am currently dealing with kamisama's punishment for killing so many, and have received some form of reparations from G Island. So, until the treaty is decided, I am entirely focused on preserving my own island and utterly destroying Pen. I will take no offensive actions against Naked Apron or G, though I cannot speak for the rest of HAPI.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 17:48 No.446
>the war is over. nigger
Well in that case:
1. w00t!!!1 ヽ(´∇`)ノ
2. G Island previously fired 3 missiles each at Iopsd Island and PC98 Island, and G Island has since paid 100M$ to both. I think 100M$ to each island is adequate considering G Island's situation, so as far as I'm concerned, G Island is no longer BAI-listed for assisting pen Island
3. Naked Apron Island is yet to pay either DESU Island (who they fired 4 missiles at) or Iopsd Island (who they fired 3 missiles). Naked Apron Island will remain BAI-listed for assisting pen Island until they've compensated DESU and Iopsd for those attacks
4. pen Island is expected to pay significant reparations (at least 4000M$) to DESU Island for teh crimes of sending over a man-made monster & being a major pain in teh butth0le. Since pen Island still has an estimated 4000M$ in teh bank, we think they should pay at least 2000M$ next turn, and then pay teh rest between now and turn 220 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Well in that case:
1. w00t!!!1 ヽ(´∇`)ノ
2. G Island previously fired 3 missiles each at Iopsd Island and PC98 Island, and G Island has since paid 100M$ to both. I think 100M$ to each island is adequate considering G Island's situation, so as far as I'm concerned, G Island is no longer BAI-listed for assisting pen Island
3. Naked Apron Island is yet to pay either DESU Island (who they fired 4 missiles at) or Iopsd Island (who they fired 3 missiles). Naked Apron Island will remain BAI-listed for assisting pen Island until they've compensated DESU and Iopsd for those attacks
4. pen Island is expected to pay significant reparations (at least 4000M$) to DESU Island for teh crimes of sending over a man-made monster & being a major pain in teh butth0le. Since pen Island still has an estimated 4000M$ in teh bank, we think they should pay at least 2000M$ next turn, and then pay teh rest between now and turn 220 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 18:05 No.447
Scratch the above - seems liek pen Island chose 2 continue teh war, and others called their bluff (;^Д^)
I hope pen Island realizes they just lost their last chance at receiving any mercy!
I hope pen Island realizes they just lost their last chance at receiving any mercy!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/09(Thu) 18:43 No.448
I luv how his coward friends left him to die already, same as he did with Upchuck. LOL cowards!
[CORRUPTION SCANDAL IN GENSOKYO ISLAND] Anonymous 2023/11/09(Thu) 19:21 No.449
Following is an excerpt from Bunbunmaru:
During our internal investigations, we searched for the reason behind downturn spanning over 200 turns in Gensokyo Island. It is with deep regret that we have to report the discovery our Minister of Treasury HAKUREI Reimu was extracting funds from the Island treasury without authorization for her personal shrine cult of which she stands as the sole member and incumbent miko.
In accordance with the principles of justice, it has been deemed imperative to impose disciplinary measures. Minister HAKUREI Reimu shall be temporarily relieved of her ministerial duties and will be subject to the status of an arukimiko within the confines of the human village. During this period, she is mandated to generate sufficient resources to reimburse the treasury for the misappropriated funds.
Concurrently, we hereby announce the appointment of YORIGAMI Shion as the successor to the position of Minister of Treasury. Trusting in her competence and dedication to the prosperity of Gensokyo Island, we anticipate that Minister YORIGAMI will contribute significantly to the restoration of economic stability and the fortification of our fiscal foundations.
During our internal investigations, we searched for the reason behind downturn spanning over 200 turns in Gensokyo Island. It is with deep regret that we have to report the discovery our Minister of Treasury HAKUREI Reimu was extracting funds from the Island treasury without authorization for her personal shrine cult of which she stands as the sole member and incumbent miko.
In accordance with the principles of justice, it has been deemed imperative to impose disciplinary measures. Minister HAKUREI Reimu shall be temporarily relieved of her ministerial duties and will be subject to the status of an arukimiko within the confines of the human village. During this period, she is mandated to generate sufficient resources to reimburse the treasury for the misappropriated funds.
Concurrently, we hereby announce the appointment of YORIGAMI Shion as the successor to the position of Minister of Treasury. Trusting in her competence and dedication to the prosperity of Gensokyo Island, we anticipate that Minister YORIGAMI will contribute significantly to the restoration of economic stability and the fortification of our fiscal foundations.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/09(Thu) 19:34 No.450
What a cruel punishment for such a crime. If the leaders of Gensokyo are reading, I offer 100 million from my personal stores for the miko's first time!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/09(Thu) 22:24 No.451
is the war over? when can we expect our payments from naked apron? if its not over then what else can we do besides destroy pens last cities. we might take this turn to rebuild and clean up our island and then we will bring DESU back to health
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/09(Thu) 22:42 No.452
>is the war over?
Noep. After announcing teh war was over, pen Island sent a man-made monster over to Gensokyo Island with the money they were supposed to pay to DESU Island - and so teh war continues (;^Д^)
>if its not over then what else can we do besides destroy pens last cities
That would (hopefully) signal teh end, and beyond that it's just a matter of everyone rebuilding
Noep. After announcing teh war was over, pen Island sent a man-made monster over to Gensokyo Island with the money they were supposed to pay to DESU Island - and so teh war continues (;^Д^)
>if its not over then what else can we do besides destroy pens last cities
That would (hopefully) signal teh end, and beyond that it's just a matter of everyone rebuilding
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/09(Thu) 22:46 No.453
We can level Naked Apron too if they don't pay.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/09(Thu) 23:45 No.454
Alright, alright - I'll pay up. $200 mil to both Iopsd and DESU as I only fired a few missiles at them.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/09(Thu) 23:57 No.455
>as I only fired a few missiles at them.
we want a 100M$ regardless if you didn't fire missiles at us
we want a 100M$ regardless if you didn't fire missiles at us
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/10(Fri) 00:09 No.456
why do you keep sending aid chuu? i only want the money from my enemies hands. also can someone give us some food aid as we miscalculated how much food our NEETs eat?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/10(Fri) 01:04 No.457
Why the fuck did pen island bomb me now? Dnalsi really doesn't deserve this outright bullying
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/10(Fri) 01:39 No.458
Attacking innocent islands now?! I see that pen island would like us to question its island's right to exist... Very well, I shall greet their cities with a warm breadbasket delivered from orbit. (｀∇´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/10(Fri) 02:01 No.459
but if pen sinks then they cant pay reparations to us
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/10(Fri) 02:10 No.460
Don't worry, I'll keep at least two cities above water. Just a little reminder to pen that he needs to pay up soon.
But let's be honest, he probably has no intention of giving reparations to us. He's pretty stubborn, that one. (;`Д´)
But let's be honest, he probably has no intention of giving reparations to us. He's pretty stubborn, that one. (;`Д´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/10(Fri) 07:00 No.461
>why do you keep sending aid chuu?
1. We don't liek 2 see our allies with <500M$ ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
2. Since we can currently only fire 2 missiles per turn, distributing teh funds to allies means moar potential firepower per turn than if we kept it for ourselves ^^;
>but if pen sinks then they cant pay reparations to us
pen Island had teh funds to pay DESU Island, but they instead chose to send a 3000M$ mecha monster to Gensokyo Island - the opportunity for pen Island to pay anyone has passed!
1. We don't liek 2 see our allies with <500M$ ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
2. Since we can currently only fire 2 missiles per turn, distributing teh funds to allies means moar potential firepower per turn than if we kept it for ourselves ^^;
>but if pen sinks then they cant pay reparations to us
pen Island had teh funds to pay DESU Island, but they instead chose to send a 3000M$ mecha monster to Gensokyo Island - the opportunity for pen Island to pay anyone has passed!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/10(Fri) 09:02 No.462
by the way, that mecha monster is still alive and genki...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/10(Fri) 13:17 No.463
When to shoot sanjira? When red or not?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/10(Fri) 13:21 No.464
Btw anonwaha can u check if RNG machine didn't get borkd? It seems disasters intensified by a lot in the last few turns. Or were we just so racky in the past 200?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/10(Fri) 13:22 No.465
When it's NOT red, it can receive damage.
[HAPI] Proposal:
Kill Gensokyo Island's mech inora this turn (209)
Kill Sanjira the next turn (210)
Eliminate Pen Island at last (211)
Then we can restore our islands in peace ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
[HAPI] Proposal:
Kill Gensokyo Island's mech inora this turn (209)
Kill Sanjira the next turn (210)
Eliminate Pen Island at last (211)
Then we can restore our islands in peace ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/10(Fri) 13:36 No.466
>Btw anonwaha can u check if RNG machine didn't get borkd? It seems disasters intensified by a lot in the last few turns. Or were we just so racky in the past 200?
It hasn't been touched (;^Д^)
Most disasters have a fixed chance of occurance per turn, but things liek monster type are determined by population size
It hasn't been touched (;^Д^)
Most disasters have a fixed chance of occurance per turn, but things liek monster type are determined by population size
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/10(Fri) 13:56 No.467
>[HAPI] Proposal:
>Kill Gensokyo Island's mech inora this turn (209)
>Kill Sanjira the next turn (210)
>Eliminate Pen Island at last (211)
>Then we can restore our islands in peace ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
we can eliminate pen and kill the mechanora in one turn if 3 islands get the mechanora and 3 get pen
>Kill Gensokyo Island's mech inora this turn (209)
>Kill Sanjira the next turn (210)
>Eliminate Pen Island at last (211)
>Then we can restore our islands in peace ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
we can eliminate pen and kill the mechanora in one turn if 3 islands get the mechanora and 3 get pen
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/10(Fri) 14:38 No.468
Pls kill pen first cuz it still has 2 missile launchers chucking land destroyers at me. Monster can destroy one space per turn so lets minimize damage.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/10(Fri) 18:22 No.469
pen Island land-destroy missile'd me on the same turn I accidentally missile'd myself (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/10(Fri) 18:32 No.470
If Pen is free game now, I shall finally grant the wishes of the Military Council and fire what we have left at his paltry holdings.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/10(Fri) 22:36 No.471
Not gonna lie I am impressed by the damage pen island inflicted on HAPI
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/10(Fri) 22:54 No.472
Most of the damage on my island is from the 2 disasters just before the pen war though.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/10(Fri) 23:10 No.473
Same with my island...
I was at war with hakoniwa kamisama for longer than with pen island (;´Д`)
I was at war with hakoniwa kamisama for longer than with pen island (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/10(Fri) 23:19 No.474
If you were to count it, Pen island probably hit my island less than 10 times. Def facilities stopped liek 30 missiles too.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/10(Fri) 23:21 No.475
pen man showing his true allegiance attacking Dnalsi and secret island while he is getting anally raeped by the other people he started a war with for no reason, will this be his last turn alive?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/10(Fri) 23:25 No.476
Good thing is that if anyone less moronic rolled an oil field we would have been done for. pen island was INCREDIBELY racky with all the disaster happening on HAPI islands too, but in the end they thankfully listened to the Upchuckian king for advice :DDD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/10(Fri) 23:27 No.477
>Not gonna lie I am impressed by the damage pen island inflicted on HAPI
There's a lot u can do with 9999M$ and a reasonably developed island at ur disposal - especially against a group of islands that were already struggling for various reasons (Chuu Island for instance had been stagnating and slowly losing its population for nearly 100 turns before teh war started) (;^Д^)
I'm surprised we managed to fight back as well as we did all things considered - there were several points where I was sure we were gonna get our asses handed to us or be forced to surrender, but then Upchuckian King came along and turned the tide... in our favor! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
There's a lot u can do with 9999M$ and a reasonably developed island at ur disposal - especially against a group of islands that were already struggling for various reasons (Chuu Island for instance had been stagnating and slowly losing its population for nearly 100 turns before teh war started) (;^Д^)
I'm surprised we managed to fight back as well as we did all things considered - there were several points where I was sure we were gonna get our asses handed to us or be forced to surrender, but then Upchuckian King came along and turned the tide... in our favor! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/10(Fri) 23:47 No.478
>but then Upchuckian King came along and turned the tide... in our favor!
Sasuga Upchuck! (´∇`)σ
>I'm surprised we managed to fight back as well as we did all things considered
Would've taken a page from your book and gave AIDS to our allies since I also couldn't fire more than 2 missiles at a time, but our ministers of defense insisted on taking the offensive at the expense of rebuilding. Even now, I must turn my missiles to combat the Sanjira threat on desu lands. Yet another cold, hungry night for shotas...
Sasuga Upchuck! (´∇`)σ
>I'm surprised we managed to fight back as well as we did all things considered
Would've taken a page from your book and gave AIDS to our allies since I also couldn't fire more than 2 missiles at a time, but our ministers of defense insisted on taking the offensive at the expense of rebuilding. Even now, I must turn my missiles to combat the Sanjira threat on desu lands. Yet another cold, hungry night for shotas...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/11(Sat) 00:05 No.479
We thank shotas for losing precious rounds shooting at sanjira. We send 100M$ and 5x Food AIDS as thx.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/11(Sat) 00:05 No.480
pen island had the best name in the game
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/11(Sat) 00:06 No.481
pen hit my level 3 misl base and it was my last one (ﾟ血ﾟ#;) (ﾟ血ﾟ#;) (ﾟ血ﾟ#;)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/11(Sat) 00:14 No.482
>pen hit my level 3 misl base and it was my last one (ﾟ血ﾟ#;) (ﾟ血ﾟ#;) (ﾟ血ﾟ#;)
pen Island was committed to being a pain in teh ass to the very end... at least it wasn't land-destroying (;^Д^)
pen Island was committed to being a pain in teh ass to the very end... at least it wasn't land-destroying (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/11(Sat) 06:21 No.483
anoo... there exists an island that still suffers from something pen island did 6 turns ago...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/11(Sat) 07:23 No.484
WE ARE TRYING. (＾Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/11(Sat) 11:42 No.485
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/11(Sat) 13:03 No.486
Do we feed Milf island in hope they come back or leave them to die?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/11(Sat) 14:03 No.487
>No.485
how do you use this new technology? Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
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Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/11(Sat) 15:01 No.488
>Do we feed Milf island in hope they come back or leave them to die?
since theyre so close to death it would make sense just to let them die. if any HAPI island wants to evacuate half their citizens before they starve that would be ok too
since theyre so close to death it would make sense just to let them die. if any HAPI island wants to evacuate half their citizens before they starve that would be ok too
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/11/11(Sat) 18:23 No.489
I want to evacuate their moneys ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/11(Sat) 18:55 No.490
>how do you use this new technology? Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
Simply upload a jpg/jpeg/png/gif image file to https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php , then paste teh link in ur post (no BBCode/HTML required)
Teh first 3 images will be automatically hotlinked, while teh rest will be linkified
Simply upload a jpg/jpeg/png/gif image file to https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php , then paste teh link in ur post (no BBCode/HTML required)
Teh first 3 images will be automatically hotlinked, while teh rest will be linkified
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun 2023/11/11(Sat) 19:27 No.491
hello, i am trying to use ground level and it is not workin. i have more then enough money but it keeps saying i don't. this seems like a bug, is the real price 5m or is it 15m?
also i would like some food if any one would be so kind to donate.
also i would like some food if any one would be so kind to donate.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/11(Sat) 20:01 No.495
>hello, i am trying to use ground level and it is not workin. i have more then enough money but it keeps saying i don't. this seems like a bug, is the real price 5m or is it 15m?
It's definitely 5M$
I think u just didn't have enough funds after spending ur starting 100M$ on a 100M$ factory in ur first turn, and didn't have enough population at the start of turn 212 to generate 5M$ in the factory
Since it's been a couple of turns, it'll probably work if u try it now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
It's definitely 5M$
I think u just didn't have enough funds after spending ur starting 100M$ on a 100M$ factory in ur first turn, and didn't have enough population at the start of turn 212 to generate 5M$ in the factory
Since it's been a couple of turns, it'll probably work if u try it now ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/11(Sat) 20:20 No.496
suiseiseki attacked the MOST peaceful neutral island out of envy for a little icon, he will attack YOUR island too. Send Dnalsi aid and help fight this degenerate behavior!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/11(Sat) 20:26 No.497
Dnalsi can always join HAPI but decides not to.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun 2023/11/11(Sat) 20:28 No.498
>>495
last turn i had 11m and it failed when i tried it. but i will keep trying
last turn i had 11m and it failed when i tried it. but i will keep trying
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/11(Sat) 20:46 No.499
>suiseiseki attacked the MOST peaceful neutral island out of envy for a little icon, he will attack YOUR island too. Send Dnalsi aid and help fight this degenerate behavior!
With all due respect, most HAPI members are still recovering from their own war against an asshole-ish, power-hungry, BAI-listed island, and are therefore currently focused on much-needed post-war restoration efforts (;^Д^)
If Dnalsi Island wants Chuu Island's immediate assistance, they'll have to become HAPI - we can't afford to help non-allied nations rite now!
With all due respect, most HAPI members are still recovering from their own war against an asshole-ish, power-hungry, BAI-listed island, and are therefore currently focused on much-needed post-war restoration efforts (;^Д^)
If Dnalsi Island wants Chuu Island's immediate assistance, they'll have to become HAPI - we can't afford to help non-allied nations rite now!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/11(Sat) 22:37 No.500
I think the best move for Dnalsi right now is to join HAPI.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/11(Sat) 23:28 No.504
I never said HAPI should help dnalsi but if they wanted to uphold their "honorary" members list maybe they should. But no big deal since HAPI is (was) doing their own war against suiseiseki's equally retarded friends.
Everyone who has an independent island or has honor should be helping to eliminate suiseiseki because what if it was YOUR friendly island that was attacked just so some known hostile island could get a little gold star? Wouldn't you want justice?
Everyone who has an independent island or has honor should be helping to eliminate suiseiseki because what if it was YOUR friendly island that was attacked just so some known hostile island could get a little gold star? Wouldn't you want justice?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/11(Sat) 23:34 No.505
>but if they wanted to uphold their "honorary" members list maybe they should.
If BAI is a naughty list for warmongering islands, then Honorary HAPI is a nice list for islands that do good deeds. It doesn't go much further than that. Just because you do good things, does not mean HAPI will help you. It just means you are eligible to join HAPI if you so please. But until then, you're still vulnerable to getting raeped by other islands.
Thems are the rules. I didn't make them. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
If BAI is a naughty list for warmongering islands, then Honorary HAPI is a nice list for islands that do good deeds. It doesn't go much further than that. Just because you do good things, does not mean HAPI will help you. It just means you are eligible to join HAPI if you so please. But until then, you're still vulnerable to getting raeped by other islands.
Thems are the rules. I didn't make them. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/11(Sat) 23:59 No.506
>>504
this post was brought to you by DESU island.
this post was brought to you by DESU island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:21 No.507
Should AGGRO now be listed as defunct on the wiki? The Cultural Bureau is hesitating to put their l33t skillz to use incase someone is cooking up a good war summary.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:27 No.508
if suiseiseki is not goign to rejoin OTAKU then we will support dnalsi. but its not necessary since they are coming to a stalemate with Dnalsi hitting suiseisekis income
>I think the best move for Dnalsi right now is to join HAPI.
better yet, Dnalsi should join OTAKU and after the war PC98 will pay for their rename to suigintou island
>I think the best move for Dnalsi right now is to join HAPI.
better yet, Dnalsi should join OTAKU and after the war PC98 will pay for their rename to suigintou island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:28 No.509
>Should AGGRO now be listed as defunct on the wiki? The Cultural Bureau is hesitating to put their l33t skillz to use incase someone is cooking up a good war summary.
yes and this war needs a page for itself
yes and this war needs a page for itself
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:35 No.510
Any name suggestions for the HAPI-OTAKU vs Pen war? (´ー`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:42 No.511
>PC98 will pay for their rename to suigintou island
Dnalsi is a clever name tho I like it,
Dnalsi is a clever name tho I like it,
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:43 No.512
>Any name suggestions for the HAPI-OTAKU vs Pen war? (´ー`)
Oil war
Oil war
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:45 No.513
>Any name suggestions for the HAPI-OTAKU vs Pen war? (´ー`)
it should just be called the pen war since there wont be another pen war
it should just be called the pen war since there wont be another pen war
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/12(Sun) 00:49 No.514
>Dnalsi is a clever name tho I like it,
if dnalsi would make suigintou their mascot then that would be ok too. or ichigo mashimaro would work since they make strawberries?
if dnalsi would make suigintou their mascot then that would be ok too. or ichigo mashimaro would work since they make strawberries?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 01:14 No.515
I am making a wiki page for the war.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/12(Sun) 01:37 No.516
A new page or just a section on the AGGRO page?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 01:47 No.517
New page.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 01:52 No.518
Here's what I made so far:
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 02:23 No.519
I like the name
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/12(Sun) 07:37 No.520
PC98, I think it was only me and Iopsd that sent Suigintou in that thread though..
Also if anyone wants to know why Dnalsi won't join any alliance you can read their wiki page.
Also if anyone wants to know why Dnalsi won't join any alliance you can read their wiki page.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/12(Sun) 08:22 No.521
Speaking as the relevant party, Dnalsi fully understands HAPI's internal obligations to help their own members at this turbulent time, and bears no ill will towards the main alliances for staying out of our unfortunate war with Suiseiseki. OTAKU membership sounds somewhat enticing but would be a shame to part with the Dnalsi name. Will think about it going forward but I think I'll try to take care of the current war before making any big decisions.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/12(Sun) 08:41 No.523
If it's any assistance to journalists and historians, teh HIA kept a record of the so-called "pen VS. HAPI/OTAKU" war from turn 192 to turn 210, which we are now declassifying:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/misc/pen_vs_HAPI_OTAKU.html
https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/misc/pen_vs_HAPI_OTAKU.html
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 11:20 No.524
>touhou is made for pc98 systems so gensokyo ally mashou?
Let's have a challenge... We can join OTAKU while still staying in HAPI, but that's if you beat me on any PC-98 2hu gaem!
Here is my Lotus Land Story score if we go with that, it's not unbeatable ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
If you accept it, tell me which game you want to play and post your score after finishing while hakoniwa islands' page is at the background
Let's have a challenge... We can join OTAKU while still staying in HAPI, but that's if you beat me on any PC-98 2hu gaem!
Here is my Lotus Land Story score if we go with that, it's not unbeatable ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
If you accept it, tell me which game you want to play and post your score after finishing while hakoniwa islands' page is at the background
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 12:44 No.525
>>524
how many lives and bombs did you start with?
how many lives and bombs did you start with?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 13:08 No.526
Bombs normal, max lives which turned out I didn't need at the end ^^;
Though it's not really cheating as it has a -x0.3 score reduction at the end of each stage. Choose what works out the best for u
Though it's not really cheating as it has a -x0.3 score reduction at the end of each stage. Choose what works out the best for u
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/12(Sun) 15:21 No.530
>If you accept it, tell me which game you want to play and post your score after finishing while hakoniwa islands' page is at the background
i accept and choose mystic square. but i warn you i have never played it a whole lot and it will be some time before i can play it
i accept and choose mystic square. but i warn you i have never played it a whole lot and it will be some time before i can play it
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/12(Sun) 16:03 No.531
>but i warn you i have never played it a whole lot
neither did I (;^Д^)
Here is my first try (with mima anyways, couldn't even 1cc orz), do better and we will join!
neither did I (;^Д^)
Here is my first try (with mima anyways, couldn't even 1cc orz), do better and we will join!
[FOUND] a bottle bottle has washed up on shore! Anonymous 2023/11/13(Mon) 05:10 No.532
date : 215
it has been 5 turns since my island got destroyed. i ended up on a raft with upchuck king. it was fun at first but i could not go anywhere with up puke.. worst part of it all upchuck king gets sea sick and pukes until its just stomach vial and blood. i found one place on this boat that has not been upchucked, that is behind some old dusty pinup magazines that are still in the saran wrap. all the other play girl magazines are just covered in weird puke, probably from a time when he had milk on this boat.
peeking out from my port hole i see island are still at war with one another. it seems no treaty will ever get settled, the person who is winning never wants a treaty unless its unrealistic and wont ever cut the guy who is losing a break. i am still pissed at chuu, there was a treaty where about a million people would not have gotten killed that provided a easy way out for desu. i was never a war criminal. i never used land destroying until the true war crime of breaking a treaty happened. if Dnalsi and Suiseiseki was smart. the best treaty would be both cease fire for 20 turns and go from there.
but fuck it by the time some one sees this message the whole Archipelago is probably dead.
fuck you all
-pen man
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/13(Mon) 14:41 No.533
>No.532
I LOL'd
I LOL'd
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/13(Mon) 21:46 No.534
>Here is my first try (with mima anyways, couldn't even 1cc orz), do better and we will join!
although i didnt get to stage 6, i did get a good score
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/13(Mon) 22:51 No.535
How does one get rid of mountains/mines? They get in the way of my glorious land plans and don't provide much income anyway so I could do without them.
I've wasted so many turns on ground leveling them I could have used for wasteland. (;^Д^)
I've wasted so many turns on ground leveling them I could have used for wasteland. (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/13(Mon) 22:57 No.536
a land destroying missile will make a mountain wasteland
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/13(Mon) 23:16 No.537
>How does one get rid of mountains/mines?
I believe u can just use excavation on them, but don't quote me on that (;^Д^)
I believe u can just use excavation on them, but don't quote me on that (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/13(Mon) 23:20 No.538
HOWEVAR, it's worth remembering that mountains/mines can come in handy since they're unaffected by non-LD missiles and monsters can't touch them (helpful for protecting ur income and limiting a monster's movement)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/14(Tue) 00:03 No.539
suiseiseki offered peace to dnalsi on turn 216 and has not fired a missile at dnalsi or anyone else since then. however dnalsi and secret island continue their attacks. PC98 might intervene first with aid and if it worsens, missiles. we know suiseiseki is on the BAI and we thank HAPI for revealing our BAI status but we dont want to see suiseiseki, or dnalsi, sink with pen. if we step in then our goal will be to eliminate dnalsi and maybe suiseiseki missile bases with minimum damage elsewhere. is this ok with the other islands?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 00:13 No.540
I think the Mecha Inora that Soylent sent actually cost Suiseiseki the war
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/14(Tue) 00:36 No.541
>>539
Good luck in your intervention!
We will not be able to provide AIDS or elsewise join in the conflict on account of our population crisis, sadly. (TДT)
Good luck in your intervention!
We will not be able to provide AIDS or elsewise join in the conflict on account of our population crisis, sadly. (TДT)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 00:39 No.542
>>539
>has not fired a missile
Doesn't mean anything. He has no money to fire missiles, he never said he was done.
He wrote:
>"216: Suiseiseki > You've made your point. What say we come to an agreement?"
not "im sorry" not "i surrender" not "ill pay you back please stop" all of which would probably be empty promises, much like your own:
>"172: Rex de PC98 > fine i surrender i will pay you back eventually when i kill inora"
All of those craters on the north of secret island? those are from YOUR unprovoked attack, have you paid anything back?
Why would ANYONE trust a peace offer from suiseiseki after what he did? He could currently have the biggest island and even be allies with dnalsi if he wasn't so greedy, he didn't have to attack dnalsi multiple times unprovoked so he could get a little star.
He even could have attacked public commune and stole their pop no problem and probably got to the number 1 spot, they were about to get deleted anyway, no one would have cared since no one seems to care about defending dnalsi why would they care about an island with no owner that no one can access?
>has not fired a missile
Doesn't mean anything. He has no money to fire missiles, he never said he was done.
He wrote:
>"216: Suiseiseki > You've made your point. What say we come to an agreement?"
not "im sorry" not "i surrender" not "ill pay you back please stop" all of which would probably be empty promises, much like your own:
>"172: Rex de PC98 > fine i surrender i will pay you back eventually when i kill inora"
All of those craters on the north of secret island? those are from YOUR unprovoked attack, have you paid anything back?
Why would ANYONE trust a peace offer from suiseiseki after what he did? He could currently have the biggest island and even be allies with dnalsi if he wasn't so greedy, he didn't have to attack dnalsi multiple times unprovoked so he could get a little star.
He even could have attacked public commune and stole their pop no problem and probably got to the number 1 spot, they were about to get deleted anyway, no one would have cared since no one seems to care about defending dnalsi why would they care about an island with no owner that no one can access?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 00:49 No.543
>>539
Furthermore, Don't you think it is a really bad idea threatening:
>"to eliminate dnalsi"
When you previously just offered dnalsi to join your own alliance, which he did not yet decline?
You are the ONLY member of otaku that isn't also in hapi, do you think your other members would go along with the intention to eliminate dnalsi (who is simply defending himself in a war he did not start)?
What happens if you attack and dnalsi instantly joins hapi, forcing them to aid? Do you think that would end well for you?
Furthermore, Don't you think it is a really bad idea threatening:
>"to eliminate dnalsi"
When you previously just offered dnalsi to join your own alliance, which he did not yet decline?
You are the ONLY member of otaku that isn't also in hapi, do you think your other members would go along with the intention to eliminate dnalsi (who is simply defending himself in a war he did not start)?
What happens if you attack and dnalsi instantly joins hapi, forcing them to aid? Do you think that would end well for you?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/14(Tue) 01:09 No.544
>intention to eliminate dnalsi
if you would read the whole sentence, you would see that i mean to take out their missile bases. what we hope to achieve is saving our formal ally without going to all out war
if you would read the whole sentence, you would see that i mean to take out their missile bases. what we hope to achieve is saving our formal ally without going to all out war
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 01:10 No.545
>Turn 222: People's Republic of Shotacon Island targeted Gensokyo Island (10, 5) with a Pinpoint missile launch, but it landed on the Sea at (10, 4) instead, so no damage was done.
Shotacon pulled a Chuu and fired at teh wrong island (´∇`)σ
Shotacon pulled a Chuu and fired at teh wrong island (´∇`)σ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/14(Tue) 01:26 No.546
UWAAAA! I DID?! (;ﾟДﾟ)
pl0x forgive me for my airheadedness. I really did not notice I had you selected.
100M is on its way ^^;
[del]Our republic loses its prestige day by day...[/del]
pl0x forgive me for my airheadedness. I really did not notice I had you selected.
100M is on its way ^^;
[del]Our republic loses its prestige day by day...[/del]
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 01:26 No.547
We at Chuu Island don't think it's fair for any1 to "eliminate" Dnalsi Island for simply responding the same way they've been treated
Teh BAI-listed Suiseiseki Island had multiple chances to stop their unprovoked assult on Dnalsi Island while they were ahead, but they chose not to - even after they'd already won the turn cup they were clearly vying for!
Suiseiseki Island's current situation is entirely of their own making, and Chuu Island commends Dnalsi Island's continued efforts to neutralize a threat to their own (and other islands') existence - especially since said "threat" is a BAI-listed island who has attacked numerous HAPI members (including ourselves) in teh past without apology or recompense!
Teh BAI-listed Suiseiseki Island had multiple chances to stop their unprovoked assult on Dnalsi Island while they were ahead, but they chose not to - even after they'd already won the turn cup they were clearly vying for!
Suiseiseki Island's current situation is entirely of their own making, and Chuu Island commends Dnalsi Island's continued efforts to neutralize a threat to their own (and other islands') existence - especially since said "threat" is a BAI-listed island who has attacked numerous HAPI members (including ourselves) in teh past without apology or recompense!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/14(Tue) 01:30 No.548
...and i screwed up the strikethrough, too.
Hakoniwa kamisama must be punishing me for my sins.
Hakoniwa kamisama must be punishing me for my sins.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/14(Tue) 01:37 No.549
>We at Chuu Island don't think it's fair for any1 to "eliminate" Dnalsi Island
we said we would eliminate dnalsi's missle bases, not their island. we decide not to intervene but if suiseiseki comes really close to sinking then we will have no choice but to intervene and neuter theirs and maybe suiseisekis military capabilities
we said we would eliminate dnalsi's missle bases, not their island. we decide not to intervene but if suiseiseki comes really close to sinking then we will have no choice but to intervene and neuter theirs and maybe suiseisekis military capabilities
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/14(Tue) 01:57 No.550
DNALSI/SUISEISEKI WAR -- TERMS OF SURRENDER
If Suiseiseki becomes a farming-only island all can be forgiven. Suiseiseki will not be permitted to own factories, missile bases or defense facilities, and must provide 500Kt food to Dnalsi and Secret island when they are beneath 500Kt (starting as soon as you are able), but Dnalsi and Secret will offer protection from any monsters or attacks by other islands as soon as we receive the initial 500Kt food payments. Suiseiseki may not go above 6000M estimated wealth on any turn, but may otherwise sell food produced at their discretion. Also Suiseiseki must join the [FAG] alliance (farmers against gayness).
Alternatively you can keep clinging on until I sink your island and I'll join HAPI if any Islands try to intervene. If you choose to abandon and discover a new island altogether, I will also consider all hostilities resolved.
As a show of good faith, and to give you time to decide Dnalsi and Secret will not attack you for the next 6 turns.
If Suiseiseki becomes a farming-only island all can be forgiven. Suiseiseki will not be permitted to own factories, missile bases or defense facilities, and must provide 500Kt food to Dnalsi and Secret island when they are beneath 500Kt (starting as soon as you are able), but Dnalsi and Secret will offer protection from any monsters or attacks by other islands as soon as we receive the initial 500Kt food payments. Suiseiseki may not go above 6000M estimated wealth on any turn, but may otherwise sell food produced at their discretion. Also Suiseiseki must join the [FAG] alliance (farmers against gayness).
Alternatively you can keep clinging on until I sink your island and I'll join HAPI if any Islands try to intervene. If you choose to abandon and discover a new island altogether, I will also consider all hostilities resolved.
As a show of good faith, and to give you time to decide Dnalsi and Secret will not attack you for the next 6 turns.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 02:05 No.551
>we said we would eliminate dnalsi's missle bases, not their island.
I guess it was just poor wording - we interpreted the following statement:
>if we step in then our goal will be to eliminate dnalsi and maybe suiseiseki missile bases with minimum damage elsewhere
...to mean "our goal will be to eliminate Dnalsi Island, and in addition, maybe take out Suiseiseki's missile bases" instead of the intended "our goal will be to eliminate Dnalsi Island's missile bases, and maybe also Suiseiseki's missile bases" (;^Д^)
In this case, Chuu Island will be unopposed to PC98's stated mission on the condition that the following occurs:
1. Suiseiseki Island states a commitment to repaying Dnalsi Island for all that they've caused within a reasonable time frame
2. Dnalsi Island continues to attack Suiseiseki Island after the commitment has been made, but before Suiseiseki has demonstrated that they won't be following through with the commitment
If Suiseiseki Island makes no such commitment (or makes it & breaks it), then we believe Dnalsi Island is right to continue their offensive. Any destruction of Dnalsi Island's missile bases in this case would result in the destroyer getting listed on teh BAI
I guess it was just poor wording - we interpreted the following statement:
>if we step in then our goal will be to eliminate dnalsi and maybe suiseiseki missile bases with minimum damage elsewhere
...to mean "our goal will be to eliminate Dnalsi Island, and in addition, maybe take out Suiseiseki's missile bases" instead of the intended "our goal will be to eliminate Dnalsi Island's missile bases, and maybe also Suiseiseki's missile bases" (;^Д^)
In this case, Chuu Island will be unopposed to PC98's stated mission on the condition that the following occurs:
1. Suiseiseki Island states a commitment to repaying Dnalsi Island for all that they've caused within a reasonable time frame
2. Dnalsi Island continues to attack Suiseiseki Island after the commitment has been made, but before Suiseiseki has demonstrated that they won't be following through with the commitment
If Suiseiseki Island makes no such commitment (or makes it & breaks it), then we believe Dnalsi Island is right to continue their offensive. Any destruction of Dnalsi Island's missile bases in this case would result in the destroyer getting listed on teh BAI
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/14(Tue) 02:11 No.552
dnalsi is not winning enough to make those kinds of demands. those are so much worse than demands we made to naked apron. we suggest suiseiseki pay dnalsi 1000M$ for starting the war
>I'll join HAPI if any Islands try to intervene
we like our current cooperation with HAPI and seek to improve our relations further. i dont think HAPI would mind too much if we took out only the missile bases
>I'll join HAPI if any Islands try to intervene
we like our current cooperation with HAPI and seek to improve our relations further. i dont think HAPI would mind too much if we took out only the missile bases
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 02:29 No.553
>If Suiseiseki becomes a farming-only island all can be forgiven. Suiseiseki will not be permitted to own factories, missile bases or defense facilities, and must provide 500Kt food to Dnalsi and Secret island when they are beneath 500Kt (starting as soon as you are able), but Dnalsi and Secret will offer protection from any monsters or attacks by other islands as soon as we receive the initial 500Kt food payments. Suiseiseki may not go above 6000M estimated wealth on any turn, but may otherwise sell food produced at their discretion. Also Suiseiseki must join the [FAG] alliance (farmers against gayness).
Chuu Island believes these terms are too harsh and unrealistic (;^Д^)
Instead, Chuu Island recommends Suiseiseki Island pays Dnalsi Island a sum that reflects the level of damage caused between turns 199 and 201 (the original unprovoked attacks that led to the start of the war)
Here's our experts' realistic calculation based on the destruction caused to Dnalsi Island during turns 199 to 201:
- 1x Farm (20M$)
- 2x Forest (100M$)
- 1x Factory (100M$)
- 1x Town (let's say 100M$ per town, 100M$)
- 8x City (let's say 300M$ per city, 2400M$)
- 13x Wastelands created (ground levelling cost: 65M$)
- 1x being an asshole (1000M$)
TOTAL: 3785M$
It's still a high price to pay, but we believe it matches the crimes committed, and is reasonably doable within a reasonable time frame ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Chuu Island believes these terms are too harsh and unrealistic (;^Д^)
Instead, Chuu Island recommends Suiseiseki Island pays Dnalsi Island a sum that reflects the level of damage caused between turns 199 and 201 (the original unprovoked attacks that led to the start of the war)
Here's our experts' realistic calculation based on the destruction caused to Dnalsi Island during turns 199 to 201:
- 1x Farm (20M$)
- 2x Forest (100M$)
- 1x Factory (100M$)
- 1x Town (let's say 100M$ per town, 100M$)
- 8x City (let's say 300M$ per city, 2400M$)
- 13x Wastelands created (ground levelling cost: 65M$)
- 1x being an asshole (1000M$)
TOTAL: 3785M$
It's still a high price to pay, but we believe it matches the crimes committed, and is reasonably doable within a reasonable time frame ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 03:46 No.554
>>552
>>553
Neither of you have any right bringing up alternative surrender terms. This is between TWO islands. Dnalsi has given suiseiseki the opportunity to prosper as a new superpower, playing the game in a fun and unique way. It is SOULY up to suiseiseki if he wants to accept one of Dnalsi's 3 surrender offers.
And both of your suggestions are laughable from any perspective. suiseiseki destroyed nearly 2/3rds of dnalsi and What about all the damage he caused to other islands? And pc98 when will you pay secret island back for your multiple unprovoked attacks?
>>553
Neither of you have any right bringing up alternative surrender terms. This is between TWO islands. Dnalsi has given suiseiseki the opportunity to prosper as a new superpower, playing the game in a fun and unique way. It is SOULY up to suiseiseki if he wants to accept one of Dnalsi's 3 surrender offers.
And both of your suggestions are laughable from any perspective. suiseiseki destroyed nearly 2/3rds of dnalsi and What about all the damage he caused to other islands? And pc98 when will you pay secret island back for your multiple unprovoked attacks?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/14(Tue) 04:23 No.555
>pc98 when will you pay secret island back for your multiple unprovoked attacks?
not until they stop misling suiseiseki
not until they stop misling suiseiseki
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 04:31 No.556
>Neither of you have any right bringing up alternative surrender terms. This is between TWO islands
Well Mr "Anonymous", those TWO islands don't exist in a vaccum - we all share the same archipelago, and so this war concerns all of us ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Chuu Island and PC98 Island also represent the two largest and most influential alliances of the archipelago (HAPI and OTAKU respectively). At least as far as HAPI is concerned, the peace of the archipelago is always our business! Don't forget that Suiseiseki Island is currently the top offender on HAPI's BAI list, and Dnalsi Island has suggested that they may wish to join HAPI in future - so this situation very much concerns us!
If Suiseiseki Island fulfils our proposition of paying 3785M$ to Dnalsi Island, they'll no longer be BAI-listed, regardless of Dnalsi Island's own demands. If Dnalsi Island (or anyone else) decides to continue attacking Suiseiseki Island at that point, Dnalsi Island (or anyone else) will become BAI-listed instead! (ﾟДﾟ)
>suiseiseki destroyed nearly 2/3rds of dnalsi
...during a war in which both islands were obliterating each other to a fairly equal degree. Wars are inherently destructive, but it was Suiseiseki Island's unprovoked attacks on Dnalsi Island prior to the war were the actual crimes in HAPI's view
Well Mr "Anonymous", those TWO islands don't exist in a vaccum - we all share the same archipelago, and so this war concerns all of us ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Chuu Island and PC98 Island also represent the two largest and most influential alliances of the archipelago (HAPI and OTAKU respectively). At least as far as HAPI is concerned, the peace of the archipelago is always our business! Don't forget that Suiseiseki Island is currently the top offender on HAPI's BAI list, and Dnalsi Island has suggested that they may wish to join HAPI in future - so this situation very much concerns us!
If Suiseiseki Island fulfils our proposition of paying 3785M$ to Dnalsi Island, they'll no longer be BAI-listed, regardless of Dnalsi Island's own demands. If Dnalsi Island (or anyone else) decides to continue attacking Suiseiseki Island at that point, Dnalsi Island (or anyone else) will become BAI-listed instead! (ﾟДﾟ)
>suiseiseki destroyed nearly 2/3rds of dnalsi
...during a war in which both islands were obliterating each other to a fairly equal degree. Wars are inherently destructive, but it was Suiseiseki Island's unprovoked attacks on Dnalsi Island prior to the war were the actual crimes in HAPI's view
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/14(Tue) 06:23 No.557
That's a little too much. We should only consider first turn damage like always.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/14(Tue) 06:50 No.558
From the log we can see.
2x Forest
2x City
Factory
Farm
So I propose 2000M$, damage + 1000M$ for being an asshoru desu~
2x Forest
2x City
Factory
Farm
So I propose 2000M$, damage + 1000M$ for being an asshoru desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 11:56 No.559
>We should only consider first turn damage like always.
Rather than only looking at first turn damage, we consider all of teh BAI-worthy unprovoked attacks committed against a victim b4 teh victim enters into a war with the attacker
Dnalsi Island gave Suiseiseki Island a single "receipt" on turn 200 for the unprovoked attack on turn 199, but was otherwise willing to let bygones be bygones for turn 201 - even after Suiseiseki had stolen teh turn cup!
Howevar, Suiseiseki Island continued attacking Dnalsi Island on all turns (including turn 201, where Dnalsi Island did not retaliate), and so teh war only truly began on turn 202 when both islands began firing at each other indefinitely
That's why we expect Suiseiseki Island to pay 4 teh crimes they committed across turns 199 to 201 rather than simply 199. Howevar, we are willing to recalculate our estimation if anyone has a less "pulled out of butth0le" estimation for teh value of destroyed towns & cities
Rather than only looking at first turn damage, we consider all of teh BAI-worthy unprovoked attacks committed against a victim b4 teh victim enters into a war with the attacker
Dnalsi Island gave Suiseiseki Island a single "receipt" on turn 200 for the unprovoked attack on turn 199, but was otherwise willing to let bygones be bygones for turn 201 - even after Suiseiseki had stolen teh turn cup!
Howevar, Suiseiseki Island continued attacking Dnalsi Island on all turns (including turn 201, where Dnalsi Island did not retaliate), and so teh war only truly began on turn 202 when both islands began firing at each other indefinitely
That's why we expect Suiseiseki Island to pay 4 teh crimes they committed across turns 199 to 201 rather than simply 199. Howevar, we are willing to recalculate our estimation if anyone has a less "pulled out of butth0le" estimation for teh value of destroyed towns & cities
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 12:26 No.560
>although i didnt get to stage 6, i did get a good score
We underestimated you (;´Д`)
We will keep our promise and join the alliance, but this score is to prove we aren't n00bs either!
We underestimated you (;´Д`)
We will keep our promise and join the alliance, but this score is to prove we aren't n00bs either!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 13:37 No.561
Both of you suck if you can't even get a 1cc
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 14:13 No.562
You said it!
Mystic Square was a bit hard to 1cc especially considering the emulator isn't perfect, but I did 1cc it in the past. I may have gotten a little rusty, but I'll show u!
Mystic Square was a bit hard to 1cc especially considering the emulator isn't perfect, but I did 1cc it in the past. I may have gotten a little rusty, but I'll show u!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 15:10 No.563
that means you don't deserve your island names
Re: Hakoniwa Islands not pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/14(Tue) 16:18 No.564
>>554
reminds me of how chuu war mongered to have DESU break a treaty
reminds me of how chuu war mongered to have DESU break a treaty
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 16:52 No.565
>reminds me of how chuu war mongered to have DESU break a treaty
U mean how Chuu Island stood up to an evil warmongering terrorist nation who was bullying other islands, and helped defeat said evil terrorist nation with teh powar of friendship ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
U mean how Chuu Island stood up to an evil warmongering terrorist nation who was bullying other islands, and helped defeat said evil terrorist nation with teh powar of friendship ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/14(Tue) 17:06 No.566
>559
I see...
Well then I agree with your calculations. I just think it's unrealistic that Suiseiseki is gonna pay it(they are not sitting on a ton of cash like pen did).
I see...
Well then I agree with your calculations. I just think it's unrealistic that Suiseiseki is gonna pay it(they are not sitting on a ton of cash like pen did).
Re: Hakoniwa Islands not pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/14(Tue) 17:34 No.567
>>565
i will rape your small island
i will rape your small island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 17:40 No.568
>I just think it's unrealistic that Suiseiseki is gonna pay it(they are not sitting on a ton of cash like pen did).
True, but if they can't pay the fine, they shouldn't do the crime! (although obviously we'd give them enough time 2 maek that money and send it without bankrupting themselves)
If the rate that BAI-listed islands are expected to pay their victims gets lowered as they commit more crimes, it will incentivive islands to cause as much damage as possible to get the best "bang for the buck"
Consider teh hypothetical situation where 1 missile attack = must pay 1000M$, and 10 missile attacks = must pay 3000M$. Well who's gonna stop at 3 missile attacks if they can do 10 for the same price?
True, but if they can't pay the fine, they shouldn't do the crime! (although obviously we'd give them enough time 2 maek that money and send it without bankrupting themselves)
If the rate that BAI-listed islands are expected to pay their victims gets lowered as they commit more crimes, it will incentivive islands to cause as much damage as possible to get the best "bang for the buck"
Consider teh hypothetical situation where 1 missile attack = must pay 1000M$, and 10 missile attacks = must pay 3000M$. Well who's gonna stop at 3 missile attacks if they can do 10 for the same price?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/14(Tue) 19:12 No.569
Suiseiseki Island is prepared to offer this proposal:
the agreed upon $3785M will go to Dnalsi Island, plus an extra $1000 each for Dnalsi and Secret Island so long as we are not attacked by either of them whilst the funds are being prepared, for a grand total of $5785. By current estimates, it will take us approximately 50 turns to recover and raise the aforementioned funds, disasters and missile attacks notwithstanding. However if Suiseiseki Island is fired upon by Dnalsi Island and/or Secret Island during this time, they will not receive the extra $2000 nor can we guarantee that we will be able to provide them with the base reparations of $3785.
the agreed upon $3785M will go to Dnalsi Island, plus an extra $1000 each for Dnalsi and Secret Island so long as we are not attacked by either of them whilst the funds are being prepared, for a grand total of $5785. By current estimates, it will take us approximately 50 turns to recover and raise the aforementioned funds, disasters and missile attacks notwithstanding. However if Suiseiseki Island is fired upon by Dnalsi Island and/or Secret Island during this time, they will not receive the extra $2000 nor can we guarantee that we will be able to provide them with the base reparations of $3785.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/14(Tue) 19:39 No.570
If you pay back only the standard amount then Dnalsi and Secret can't fire missiles on you cuz they will just end on teh BAI!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 20:42 No.571
>they will just end on teh BAI!
Hahahahaha!
BAI means nothing
Hahahahaha!
BAI means nothing
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/14(Tue) 21:00 No.572
>>567
I made sure to pin medals on the chest of every missile operator that fired upon your last city. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
I made sure to pin medals on the chest of every missile operator that fired upon your last city. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/14(Tue) 21:06 No.573
>If you pay back only the standard amount then Dnalsi and Secret can't fire missiles on you cuz they will just end on teh BAI!
only after we pay that amount... which will take a lot longer if we're still being barraged by missiles all the while
only after we pay that amount... which will take a lot longer if we're still being barraged by missiles all the while
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/14(Tue) 21:18 No.575
Instead of paying u could just join teh HAPI. But Chuu Island would have to agree to ur payment plan as your still on teh BAI.
(oops mod san pls delete that)
(oops mod san pls delete that)
[INCOMING] radio broadcast detected out from sea Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 21:29 No.576
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/14(Tue) 21:38 No.577
>No.576
WIN!
WIN!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 21:51 No.578
>BAI means nothing
O RLY? Many islands don't realize how much teh BAI system protects them until they end up earning a place on it - then suddenly they're all "halp, I'm being raep'd!". Then they either do the right thing & make ammends, or end up going for a very long swim ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>only after we pay that amount... which will take a lot longer if we're still being barraged by missiles all the while
I think it's only natural that BAI-listed islands showing an earnest intention to make things right shouldn't be attacked. Attacking under those circumstances would be an asshole move!
Maybe there needs 2 b sum kind of middle status between BAI and not-BAI... how about WAIT? (Willing, Agreeable, Intending, Trying)
O RLY? Many islands don't realize how much teh BAI system protects them until they end up earning a place on it - then suddenly they're all "halp, I'm being raep'd!". Then they either do the right thing & make ammends, or end up going for a very long swim ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>only after we pay that amount... which will take a lot longer if we're still being barraged by missiles all the while
I think it's only natural that BAI-listed islands showing an earnest intention to make things right shouldn't be attacked. Attacking under those circumstances would be an asshole move!
Maybe there needs 2 b sum kind of middle status between BAI and not-BAI... how about WAIT? (Willing, Agreeable, Intending, Trying)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/14(Tue) 21:56 No.579
>No.576
OH GOD I LOL'D
OH GOD I LOL'D
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 22:34 No.580
this game brought so many cool OCs
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/14(Tue) 22:59 No.581
LOL
The only thing that could make a shanty better is for Upchuck to spew upchuck as background vocals (´∇`)σ
The only thing that could make a shanty better is for Upchuck to spew upchuck as background vocals (´∇`)σ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/14(Tue) 23:43 No.582
>No.576
That was fukken awesome (´∇`)σ
That was fukken awesome (´∇`)σ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/15(Wed) 00:03 No.583
>plus an extra $1000 each for Dnalsi and Secret Island so long as we are not attacked by either of them whilst the funds are being prepared, for a grand total of $5785.
thats insane that you would agree to pay even more than 2000M$ and why are you paying secret island? you should pay 2000M$ to dnalsi and we will protect you if you rejoin OTAKU. purely out of curiosity, why did you leave OTAKU in the first place? also, we think this situation has damaged our relations with dnalsi so we wish to repair them and cooperate later on
thats insane that you would agree to pay even more than 2000M$ and why are you paying secret island? you should pay 2000M$ to dnalsi and we will protect you if you rejoin OTAKU. purely out of curiosity, why did you leave OTAKU in the first place? also, we think this situation has damaged our relations with dnalsi so we wish to repair them and cooperate later on
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 00:07 No.584
>>580
so did party2 but not lots of people got to experience it.
my fav has to be teh strange bear
so did party2 but not lots of people got to experience it.
my fav has to be teh strange bear
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/15(Wed) 00:52 No.585
>thats insane that you would agree to pay even more than 2000M$ and why are you paying secret island?
since Dnalsi and Secret Island have yet to comment on HAPI's proposition I am left to assume their previously stated plans to resume missile launches in 2 turns are still in effect. Another $2000M isn't too much compared to the damage that would bring
>purely out of curiosity, why did you leave OTAKU in the first place?
We left because having just cleared our BAI status we didn't want to get it back for assisting you, which is ironic considering that the roles have now reversed
since Dnalsi and Secret Island have yet to comment on HAPI's proposition I am left to assume their previously stated plans to resume missile launches in 2 turns are still in effect. Another $2000M isn't too much compared to the damage that would bring
>purely out of curiosity, why did you leave OTAKU in the first place?
We left because having just cleared our BAI status we didn't want to get it back for assisting you, which is ironic considering that the roles have now reversed
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/15(Wed) 01:07 No.586
>>576
Pen has a very beautiful singing voice.
Pen has a very beautiful singing voice.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/15(Wed) 01:23 No.587
>Another $2000M isn't too much compared to the damage that would bring
its not about the money but the statement your making by bowing to them
its not about the money but the statement your making by bowing to them
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/15(Wed) 01:38 No.588
>its not about the money but the statement your making by bowing to them
Isn't teh statement just "gomennasai orz"? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Isn't teh statement just "gomennasai orz"? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/15(Wed) 03:05 No.589
>Isn't teh statement just "gomennasai orz"?
no its more like "we are a big pushover"
no its more like "we are a big pushover"
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/15(Wed) 03:46 No.590
I've decided to hold off on all missiles for the time being while this is all sorted out even after the stated 6 turns.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/15(Wed) 04:10 No.591
>no its more like "we are a big pushover"
Suiseiseki attacked us first, narrowly snatching a turn cup, then continued to bomb us after the fact in some kind of scorched earth fuck-you gesture. If that is not behavior warranting a campaign of destructive retribution I don't know what is. Do you think he'd have let up if Secret island hadn't intervened to tip the balance of the war? Dnalsi is not bloodthirsty for rightly defending itself. He should be glad these talks of monetary reparations are happening at all.
Suiseiseki attacked us first, narrowly snatching a turn cup, then continued to bomb us after the fact in some kind of scorched earth fuck-you gesture. If that is not behavior warranting a campaign of destructive retribution I don't know what is. Do you think he'd have let up if Secret island hadn't intervened to tip the balance of the war? Dnalsi is not bloodthirsty for rightly defending itself. He should be glad these talks of monetary reparations are happening at all.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/15(Wed) 04:53 No.592
>Dnalsi is not bloodthirsty for rightly defending itself.
we understand suiseisekis fault of this war but we dont want them or you sunk. but PC98 shares more culturally with suiseiseki than we do with dnalsi so we dont want suiseiseki to get the shit end of the stick
we understand suiseisekis fault of this war but we dont want them or you sunk. but PC98 shares more culturally with suiseiseki than we do with dnalsi so we dont want suiseiseki to get the shit end of the stick
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/15(Wed) 05:55 No.593
>then continued to bomb us after the fact in some kind of scorched earth fuck-you gesture.
well, we assumed you weren't going to back down when you posted "You will pay for your crimes" on our guestbook. We were merely targeting your missile bases out of defense. We even offered you a ceasefire when we were still ahead however your response didn't exactly lend itself to cooperation.
well, we assumed you weren't going to back down when you posted "You will pay for your crimes" on our guestbook. We were merely targeting your missile bases out of defense. We even offered you a ceasefire when we were still ahead however your response didn't exactly lend itself to cooperation.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/15(Wed) 06:54 No.594
>We even offered you a ceasefire when we were still ahead however your response didn't exactly lend itself to cooperation.
You were burning through your cash continuing the assault while I still had a healthy self sustaining 3000K, plus Secret Island had joined the fray. The war had become inconvenient for you, and I think you could tell where it was headed. But you don't get to call time out just because you got in over your head.
You were burning through your cash continuing the assault while I still had a healthy self sustaining 3000K, plus Secret Island had joined the fray. The war had become inconvenient for you, and I think you could tell where it was headed. But you don't get to call time out just because you got in over your head.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/15(Wed) 11:45 No.595
>We were merely targeting your missile bases out of defense.
It's not "defense" if u were the ones initiating the unprovoked attacks in teh first place...
Anywayz, let's focus on ending teh war rather than reigniting it (;^Д^)
It's not "defense" if u were the ones initiating the unprovoked attacks in teh first place...
Anywayz, let's focus on ending teh war rather than reigniting it (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 13:47 No.596
>No.561
Here is your 1CC!
...3 of the deaths were while trying to time out the last boss' last spell, it wasn't worth it(´Д`)
Here is your 1CC!
...3 of the deaths were while trying to time out the last boss' last spell, it wasn't worth it(´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 13:57 No.597
impressive
Does that mean you are leaving OTAKU?
Does that mean you are leaving OTAKU?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 14:18 No.598
no, i just wanted to prove i am no n00b!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 14:20 No.599
But that is the bare minimum for someone running the gensokyo island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 14:47 No.600
How about this then? Even ZUN approves me!!!1
[PREPOSAL] Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 18:26 No.601
every X amount of turns there is a new thread? this is starting to get really long.
maybe every 100 turns? 50? 200?
maybe every 100 turns? 50? 200?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/15(Wed) 19:23 No.602
Could do - I'm not sure there's a limit to the number of thread replies 0_0
I was considering adding a "show last 50 replies" option similar to 2ch, but our lead developer ChatGPT-san is struggling with it...
I was considering adding a "show last 50 replies" option similar to 2ch, but our lead developer ChatGPT-san is struggling with it...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/15(Wed) 19:24 No.603
>No.600
how many extra stages have you cleared?
how many extra stages have you cleared?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/15(Wed) 22:13 No.604
>602
Do you have the paid version? It's a lot better at coding. U can also try bing chat as it's gpt4 too and free
Do you have the paid version? It's a lot better at coding. U can also try bing chat as it's gpt4 too and free
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/15(Wed) 23:35 No.605
>Do you have the paid version? It's a lot better at coding.
Teh HIA don't pay me enough for that... in fact they don't pay me at all ;_;
>U can also try bing chat as it's gpt4 too and free
Does it allow u to paste a big block of code into it? Cuz I normally just paste big blocks of code into ChatGPT-san and tell it what I want (;^Д^)
Teh HIA don't pay me enough for that... in fact they don't pay me at all ;_;
>U can also try bing chat as it's gpt4 too and free
Does it allow u to paste a big block of code into it? Cuz I normally just paste big blocks of code into ChatGPT-san and tell it what I want (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/16(Thu) 02:41 No.606
it amazes me how quick DESU recovered
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/16(Thu) 02:52 No.607
And they've still got plenty of room to grow! (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/16(Thu) 04:55 No.608
heres a fun idea, we all have a free for all to the death and see who is the last island afloat. and then start the game over
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/16(Thu) 05:18 No.609
No thx! (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/16(Thu) 05:59 No.610
>605
4000 characters I think.
4000 characters I think.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/16(Thu) 06:37 No.611
>>608
Even if I could convince myself it is okay to fire upon the moe residents of most of the Hakoniwa Archipelago, I'm not sure whether I could convince the High Command it's a sound decision and I'd have a coup on my hands... (;ﾟДﾟ)
Even if I could convince myself it is okay to fire upon the moe residents of most of the Hakoniwa Archipelago, I'm not sure whether I could convince the High Command it's a sound decision and I'd have a coup on my hands... (;ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/16(Thu) 07:17 No.612
>606
I hope pen will be still with us when I get turn 300 trophy AND still be in HAPI+OTAKU.
I hope pen will be still with us when I get turn 300 trophy AND still be in HAPI+OTAKU.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/16(Thu) 08:01 No.613
>No.612
Imagine if someone pulls a suiseiseki on you
Imagine if someone pulls a suiseiseki on you
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/16(Thu) 08:19 No.614
>613
Dnalsi main problem is that he didn't have def facilities. They are rly OP!
Dnalsi main problem is that he didn't have def facilities. They are rly OP!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/16(Thu) 11:47 No.615
>Dnalsi main problem is that he didn't have def facilities. They are rly OP!
I had suffered quite a bit from an inora attack earlier and wanted to be able to fight monsters without shooting down my own missiles if another one invaded (which never happened again funnily enough). i think the money i saved not investing in defense facilities or more missile bases also contributed to my reaching rank #1 cause i spent a lot on landfilling instead. Although I also didnt plant any forests so i was constantly losing cities to fires lol
I had suffered quite a bit from an inora attack earlier and wanted to be able to fight monsters without shooting down my own missiles if another one invaded (which never happened again funnily enough). i think the money i saved not investing in defense facilities or more missile bases also contributed to my reaching rank #1 cause i spent a lot on landfilling instead. Although I also didnt plant any forests so i was constantly losing cities to fires lol
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/16(Thu) 14:25 No.616
>>606
because i am not a war criminal who sends land destroying missels, only when he broke a treaty
and who ever put the image of the unsighned treaty in the wiki, its wrong. he did sighn it and then rip it up not even a full turn went by.
because i am not a war criminal who sends land destroying missels, only when he broke a treaty
and who ever put the image of the unsighned treaty in the wiki, its wrong. he did sighn it and then rip it up not even a full turn went by.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/16(Thu) 14:45 No.617
LMAO. Have fun at the bottom of the ocean!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun 2023/11/16(Thu) 18:14 No.618
i belive i am the fastest growing island. i am one lucky leprechaun arnt i!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/16(Thu) 19:44 No.619
Don't tempt Hakoniwa Kamisama's wrath! (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun 2023/11/16(Thu) 20:21 No.621
>>619
i am a leprechaun,i will always win
i am a leprechaun,i will always win
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/16(Thu) 22:01 No.622
>>616
That's an unsigned copy of the treaty our historians managed to dig up from HIA archived documents. It has no signatures because it's a replica. (＾Д^)
Unless... maybe I could get some signatures from the concerned parties of that treaty? For preservation's sake?
How about it? ( ´ω`)
That's an unsigned copy of the treaty our historians managed to dig up from HIA archived documents. It has no signatures because it's a replica. (＾Д^)
Unless... maybe I could get some signatures from the concerned parties of that treaty? For preservation's sake?
How about it? ( ´ω`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun 2023/11/17(Fri) 00:03 No.623
>>619
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/17(Fri) 00:07 No.624
WE WARNED YOU ABOUT HAKONIWA KAMISAMA BRO!!! (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man 2023/11/17(Fri) 02:14 No.625
Hakoniwa Kamisama has forsaken my island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/17(Fri) 05:44 No.627
at this point we should consider merging HAPI and OTAKU although they have polar opposite goals
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/17(Fri) 06:07 No.628
HAPI + OTAKU = Happy otaku????
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/17(Fri) 06:11 No.629
OHTAAPKIU?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/17(Fri) 06:27 No.630
One of teh big differences between HAPI and OTAKU is that anyone is free to join HAPI at any time (unless BAI-listed), whereas OTAKU is only for weeaboo-related islands and seems to be invite-only
Another difference is that HAPI has a "mission" of bringing peace & cooperation to teh Heyuri Archipelago while simultaneously discouraging acts of terror & scumbaggery, whereas OTAKU's goal is simply to "make otaku culture come out"
I think they can coexist peacefully and have an overlap, but I don't think it's possible to merge them entirely (;^Д^)
Another difference is that HAPI has a "mission" of bringing peace & cooperation to teh Heyuri Archipelago while simultaneously discouraging acts of terror & scumbaggery, whereas OTAKU's goal is simply to "make otaku culture come out"
I think they can coexist peacefully and have an overlap, but I don't think it's possible to merge them entirely (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/18(Sat) 00:12 No.631
gomen nasai shotacon, we forgot to set ourselves as the target. luckily it only hit wasteland but the NEET responsible for this is on probation from pocky and ramen for 1 week
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/18(Sat) 00:18 No.632
we have the opportunity to trap the inora by excavating. for this turn we would have to excavate 8,5 and excavate 7,4 or 7,6 depending on where he moves from there
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/18(Sat) 00:38 No.633
All is forgiven, PC98. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
We will send some presents from the sky for Inora-san.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/18(Sat) 03:41 No.634
PC98, do it and become first island with a pet inora
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/18(Sat) 04:00 No.635
In that case, should we cancel our missiles? (ﾟ∇ﾟ;三;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/18(Sat) 14:28 No.636
(´-｀) we forgot to do it and also forgot to shoot missiles last turn. seppuku will commence after the inora's defeat
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/18(Sat) 18:15 No.637
PC98 has a business proposal for HAPI and OTAKU but any island can participate. islands will send almost all their money to Gensokyo or another island that can be trusted with it. the island that gets the money will use all the money to excavate a oil field with a huge chance of finding one and will split the money from the oil field evenly with all the islands that payed for it
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/18(Sat) 22:03 No.638
I am prepared to send about 400 million, but current island development quotas call for a minimum of 400 million left in the treasury (I currently possess 841 million). Gensokyo sounds like a good choice as he has never proven himself unfaithful and possesses an awesome flag. However, I shall hold off on the funds transfer until the plan is concrete.
I am glad to witness the birth of what is effectively a customs union.. only a matter of time until total unification. ( ´ω`)
I am glad to witness the birth of what is effectively a customs union.. only a matter of time until total unification. ( ´ω`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/18(Sat) 22:24 No.639
Even max value excavations can still fail, and oil can deplete before they've made back the money spent to find it - Gensokyo Island learned this teh hard way in an "alternate universe" (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/18(Sat) 22:43 No.640
then they can use any money earned to make another. we are putting 600M$ on the table for this
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/19(Sun) 00:12 No.641
It would be funny if someone were to attack the oil field :)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/19(Sun) 00:37 No.642
Hakoniwa Kamisama haet shota (ﾉД`､)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/19(Sun) 04:24 No.643
I think I'm gonna have to start over from scratch at this point. (-＿-)
My island must be cursed. Every few steps forward I take is a few hundred steps back because Hakoniwa kamisama haet shotacons so I'm never able to get any foothold in restoring my island. Why can't we just love shotas in peace? Why must He hate my people?!
FUCK HAKONIWA KAMISAMA!!!
WE CONVERT TO LOLISLAM TO SPITE HIM!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
My island must be cursed. Every few steps forward I take is a few hundred steps back because Hakoniwa kamisama haet shotacons so I'm never able to get any foothold in restoring my island. Why can't we just love shotas in peace? Why must He hate my people?!
FUCK HAKONIWA KAMISAMA!!!
WE CONVERT TO LOLISLAM TO SPITE HIM!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Supreme Leader yakuruto◆Ekuvj.lnBg 2023/11/19(Sun) 04:29 No.644
May as well give away what remains of my food to another island who needs it. I'm thinking MILF or Nyu, but not sure if they're still online.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/19(Sun) 04:36 No.645
we will nurse you back to health with aid. and if you want to take some population from other islands we wont stop you. i would wait about 10 turns before making this big decision. it may be important to note that hakoniwa kamisama is probably a war goddess since she never hurts PC98 when we were at war so you should sacrifice an island to her
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/19(Sun) 05:10 No.646
>>643
If the oil rig is not to come to fruition, I can offer some sort of investment as long as I'll see a return in the future.
If the oil rig is not to come to fruition, I can offer some sort of investment as long as I'll see a return in the future.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/19(Sun) 05:24 No.647
can some one add >>576 to the wiki? i think it should be under AGGRO as pen and upchuck's where abouts.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Alpaca Acolyte 2023/11/19(Sun) 05:35 No.648
No.648
We are glad to make our acquaintance.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Alpaca Acolyte 2023/11/19(Sun) 06:04 No.649
Incorrect phrasing and image in the URL field. Already making poor impressions...（-＿-）
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/11/19(Sun) 06:17 No.650
>hakoniwa kamisama is probably a war goddess since she never hurts PC98 when we were at war
I have my doubts about that considering it was during the pen war my island's health started to decline. (＾Д^)
But if kamisama turns her back on me, so shall I! I will heed the call of lolislam and fap to loli five times a day! We will unleash loli jihad onto the nonbelievers! LONG LIVE THE LOLISLAMIC STATE OF SHOTACON!
I've donated my savings of food and money to Nyu. I sincerely hope they're still playing the game. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
I have my doubts about that considering it was during the pen war my island's health started to decline. (＾Д^)
But if kamisama turns her back on me, so shall I! I will heed the call of lolislam and fap to loli five times a day! We will unleash loli jihad onto the nonbelievers! LONG LIVE THE LOLISLAMIC STATE OF SHOTACON!
I've donated my savings of food and money to Nyu. I sincerely hope they're still playing the game. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/19(Sun) 06:23 No.651
LONG PENIS IS LONG
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/19(Sun) 06:25 No.652
>I sincerely hope they're still playing the game. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
i dont think they are since 61 turns ago they built one farm and before that they were 50 turns inactive
i dont think they are since 61 turns ago they built one farm and before that they were 50 turns inactive
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/19(Sun) 06:37 No.653
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Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/19(Sun) 07:36 No.654
>We are glad to make our acquaintance.
Welcome Alpaca Acolyte-san! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Welcome Alpaca Acolyte-san! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/19(Sun) 12:43 No.657
another huge meteorite!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/19(Sun) 18:57 No.658
the current islands that will invest in the international oil rig are PC98, DESU and maybe Iopsd?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Alpaca Acolyte 2023/11/19(Sun) 19:54 No.659
Maybe a dumb newb thought, but what if someone made one square landfills with facades on them surrounded by the sea? Since they have max chances of becoming wasteland because of a tsunami, you can repeatably level and re-facade them to try to find buried treasure; like you're panning for gold. I wonder how long that would take to be profitable.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/19(Sun) 20:31 No.660
Waste of turns and land for small return desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/19(Sun) 20:42 No.661
I think u'd be bettar off doing excavations instead - it costs about the same, has the same odds (I think???), wastes less land, and the reward is waaay bigger (unless u spent all ur money on very expensive excavations...)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/20(Mon) 00:07 No.662
Both monsters appeared on the same coordinates
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/20(Mon) 01:26 No.663
Are they coordinating against us!? Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 02:27 No.664
从川 ∵ 災 川
災∧＿∧∴ 災 ∧☆∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
災 (´Д`;)从 (━ω━) Σ(A` ;) (´ー´)
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
／ ／LS of Shotacon＼ ／Iopsd＼ ／PC98＼ ／Chuu＼ ＼
∧∧ │ 油 油 │ ∧∧
(´∀ つ 一 一一二二二二三三三三三◯ Dnalsi＼ │(Д｀;)
│ ／Suiseiseki │ ∧∧
│ HEYURI ARCHIPELAGO CONFRENCE 油 DESU＼│(ω｀ )
／■＼│ │ ∧∧
( ´∀ ) ／Gensokyo ANNARU SEKKUSU＼ │(x｀ )
∧ ∧ │ │ ∧∧
( ′∀ │ ／1129 Cows Secret＼ │(??? )
moo~ ＼ ／
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／
災∧＿∧∴ 災 ∧☆∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
災 (´Д`;)从 (━ω━) Σ(A` ;) (´ー´)
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
／ ／LS of Shotacon＼ ／Iopsd＼ ／PC98＼ ／Chuu＼ ＼
∧∧ │ 油 油 │ ∧∧
(´∀ つ 一 一一二二二二三三三三三◯ Dnalsi＼ │(Д｀;)
│ ／Suiseiseki │ ∧∧
│ HEYURI ARCHIPELAGO CONFRENCE 油 DESU＼│(ω｀ )
／■＼│ │ ∧∧
( ´∀ ) ／Gensokyo ANNARU SEKKUSU＼ │(x｀ )
∧ ∧ │ │ ∧∧
( ′∀ │ ／1129 Cows Secret＼ │(??? )
moo~ ＼ ／
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 02:31 No.665
从川 ∵ 災 川
災∧＿∧∴ 災 ∧☆∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
災 (´Д`;)从 (━ω━) Σ(A` ;) (´ー´)
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
／ ／LS of Shotacon＼ ／Iopsd＼ ／PC98＼ ／Chuu＼ ＼
∧∧│ 油 油 │ ∧∧
(´∀ つ 一 一一二二二二三三三三三◯ Dnalsi＼ │(Д｀;)
│ ／Suiseiseki │ ∧∧
│ HEYURI ARCHIPELAGO CONFRENCE 油 DESU＼│(ω｀ )
／■＼ │ ∧∧
( ´∀ ) ／Gensokyo ANNARU SEKKUSU＼ │(x｀ )
∧ ∧│ │ ∧∧
( ′∀│ ／1129 Cows Secret＼ │(??? )
＼ ／
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿／
災∧＿∧∴ 災 ∧☆∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
災 (´Д`;)从 (━ω━) Σ(A` ;) (´ー´)
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
／ ／LS of Shotacon＼ ／Iopsd＼ ／PC98＼ ／Chuu＼ ＼
∧∧│ 油 油 │ ∧∧
(´∀ つ 一 一一二二二二三三三三三◯ Dnalsi＼ │(Д｀;)
│ ／Suiseiseki │ ∧∧
│ HEYURI ARCHIPELAGO CONFRENCE 油 DESU＼│(ω｀ )
／■＼ │ ∧∧
( ´∀ ) ／Gensokyo ANNARU SEKKUSU＼ │(x｀ )
∧ ∧│ │ ∧∧
( ′∀│ ／1129 Cows Secret＼ │(??? )
＼ ／
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿／
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 02:31 No.666
i made it below 72ch! what is this evil trickery!? 60ch?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/20(Mon) 02:37 No.667
Seems 2 b moar liek some characters/spaces being stripped out rather than too wide - assuming ur not just putting multiple halfwidth spaces together, this board software has not been tested for 2ch-style AA compatibility (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/20(Mon) 02:37 No.668
>>665
What am I supposed to make of this? Also, to the rest of HAPI, I don't need anymore help with Sanjira-san; I've got enough funds to finish him off myself. Arigatou, Chuu-senapi.
What am I supposed to make of this? Also, to the rest of HAPI, I don't need anymore help with Sanjira-san; I've got enough funds to finish him off myself. Arigatou, Chuu-senapi.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/20(Mon) 02:38 No.669
Disregard my previous question, I understand now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/20(Mon) 03:51 No.670
I forgot until now, but we have an AA tester - it will tell u if u have multiple halfwidth spaces next to each other or not
https://www.heyuri.net/aatester/aatest.html
https://www.heyuri.net/aatester/aatest.html
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 03:55 No.671
https://ayashii.net/bbs.php the latter post is what it should have looked like. I forgot until now, but we have an AA tester i used it eventually but it was all Mattari AA's fault for telling me it look ok
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 03:57 No.672
>No.671
i forgot to make your post a quote too. i think i am having an aneurysm
i forgot to make your post a quote too. i think i am having an aneurysm
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/20(Mon) 04:04 No.673
Well, it WINs anyway ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/20(Mon) 04:12 No.674
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/11/20(Mon) 04:22 No.675
So how do I join this oil business? Has the details been worked out yet?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 04:36 No.676
>So how do I join this oil business? Has the details been worked out yet?
as of now the plan is to send loads of money to DESU to make a oil rig, then DESU will send us money from the oil rig to make our own. but this all the chance we can afford of finding one
as of now the plan is to send loads of money to DESU to make a oil rig, then DESU will send us money from the oil rig to make our own. but this all the chance we can afford of finding one
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/20(Mon) 05:27 No.677
>>674
SUGEE! PC98 and Shota- I mean, lolicon are truly our greatest cultural treasures. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
SUGEE! PC98 and Shota- I mean, lolicon are truly our greatest cultural treasures. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/20(Mon) 09:48 No.678
PC98 Island's choice of coordinates on the monster in Soylent Island is questionable
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 10:55 No.679
>PC98 Island's choice of coordinates on the monster in Soylent Island is questionable
we wont entertain your post with a real response. your constant criticisms have grown to be a pest and we will send you to the bottom if it keeps up. dont think for a minute that we dont know which island you are. but if you must know why, we thought we aimed 3,3
we wont entertain your post with a real response. your constant criticisms have grown to be a pest and we will send you to the bottom if it keeps up. dont think for a minute that we dont know which island you are. but if you must know why, we thought we aimed 3,3
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/20(Mon) 13:04 No.680
>we thought we aimed 3,3
So you are admitting you hit the wrong tile. You can at least apologize
So you are admitting you hit the wrong tile. You can at least apologize
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man 2023/11/20(Mon) 14:22 No.681
Only two disasters in the last 8 turns! I'm winning!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/20(Mon) 17:57 No.682
AWESOEM AA
Regarding the oil issue, Gensokyo Island can host teh excavation but suggests against it. The odds are %49 if we do a 9800M$ excavation at most, and the chance of it depleting is 1/25 each turn. After striking one, it's best to guarantee having the hueg income by quickly striking a few more oil fields with the incoming moneez. For that, islands need to have a good industry first.
It's kind of way later in gaem when they are worth the risk ^^;
Regarding the oil issue, Gensokyo Island can host teh excavation but suggests against it. The odds are %49 if we do a 9800M$ excavation at most, and the chance of it depleting is 1/25 each turn. After striking one, it's best to guarantee having the hueg income by quickly striking a few more oil fields with the incoming moneez. For that, islands need to have a good industry first.
It's kind of way later in gaem when they are worth the risk ^^;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 18:30 No.683
should we save up for one big 48% or do a lot of 1-5% excavations? i am in favor of all islands doing the latter one
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/11/20(Mon) 19:48 No.685
Doing 1% excavations will waste a lot of turns that could instead be used to improve your island.
We can probably do a 25%-50% excavation once every 10 turns if all participating islands send in a portion of their income every turn.
We can probably do a 25%-50% excavation once every 10 turns if all participating islands send in a portion of their income every turn.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/20(Mon) 22:00 No.686
I'm ready to build it once interested islands send money.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/20(Mon) 22:29 No.687
I'll send my portion of the funds once I've dealt with my kaiju. Thank you everyone for the AIDS.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/20(Mon) 23:56 No.688
we are sending 400M$ now
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/21(Tue) 07:13 No.689
we are sending another 400M$ to DESU. we insist islands investing join the temporary Oil Trade Committee
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/22(Wed) 00:14 No.690
>Also, to the rest of HAPI, I don't need anymore help with Sanjira-san; I've got enough funds to finish him off myself.
It's been 8 turns and Sanjira-san is still at large on Iopsd Island... do u still not need assistance? (;^Д^)
It's not so much about funds, but rather the increased chances of missiles hitting the target
It's been 8 turns and Sanjira-san is still at large on Iopsd Island... do u still not need assistance? (;^Д^)
It's not so much about funds, but rather the increased chances of missiles hitting the target
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/22(Wed) 04:55 No.691
The Defense Council assures me everything is alright, so everything is FINE. Iopsd Island is a strong independent nation, who doesn't need to rely on HAPI for every little kaiju. (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/22(Wed) 08:02 No.692
A photo from the latest news broadcast. Things are going well.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/22(Wed) 08:39 No.693
>A photo from the latest news broadcast. Things are going well.
I LOL'd, win (´∇`)
I LOL'd, win (´∇`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 00:01 No.694
today is a historic WINRAR for the oil trade committee. good job DESU!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/11/23(Thu) 00:38 No.695
Congratulations, DESU!
Now with all that money and more to come, what will you do with it? (ﾟｰﾟ)
Now with all that money and more to come, what will you do with it? (ﾟｰﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/23(Thu) 00:46 No.696
I am awaiting Pen's coup of DESU. Wherever oil is, he follows.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/23(Thu) 01:49 No.697
;D
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/23(Thu) 01:53 No.699
>>695
odds are its gone in 2-3 turns. when my oil got busted it was way over due for it being drained.
odds are its gone in 2-3 turns. when my oil got busted it was way over due for it being drained.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 05:50 No.705
when will you resettle pen? or have you already settled another island with a new name?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/23(Thu) 05:53 No.706
I dunno about 2-3, but since it cost 8600M$ to find, it's gonna take at least 8 more turns (@ a rate of +1000M$ per turn) to generate any profit - if it depletes earlier, it's an overall loss (;^Д^)
If my fail math is correct, at 4% chance of depletion per turn, there's a 32% chance of it depleting b4 profit is made... and that's not factoring in the chances of disasters/missiles (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
If my fail math is correct, at 4% chance of depletion per turn, there's a 32% chance of it depleting b4 profit is made... and that's not factoring in the chances of disasters/missiles (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/23(Thu) 06:00 No.707
OIL GET!!!
Payments will start soon. I need to caluclate how many "shares" each island has. First turn will go for def facility budget and all subsequent will be divided. I plan to send money once per 5 turns starting in 270(on 270 I will pay out for 269 ,if 1000 can be divided)
Payments will start soon. I need to caluclate how many "shares" each island has. First turn will go for def facility budget and all subsequent will be divided. I plan to send money once per 5 turns starting in 270(on 270 I will pay out for 269 ,if 1000 can be divided)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/23(Thu) 06:02 No.708
>>705
dont come to the Archipelago tomorrow.
dont come to the Archipelago tomorrow.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 07:12 No.709
>dont come to the Archipelago tomorrow.
can we be spared?
>I plan to send money once per 5 turns starting in 270(on 270 I will pay out for 269 ,if 1000 can be divided)
i thought the plan was to send the funds to the next island until they got their own oil fields and then both islands send funds to the next and so on. if not then can you put my late 400M$ into my share account kudasai?
/ ヽ
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can we be spared?
>I plan to send money once per 5 turns starting in 270(on 270 I will pay out for 269 ,if 1000 can be divided)
i thought the plan was to send the funds to the next island until they got their own oil fields and then both islands send funds to the next and so on. if not then can you put my late 400M$ into my share account kudasai?
/ ヽ
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（__人__）
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/23(Thu) 07:28 No.710
>>705
His boat isn't going anywhere. Didn't you hear that recovered audio?
His boat isn't going anywhere. Didn't you hear that recovered audio?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/11/23(Thu) 07:34 No.711
>>706
That won't change the fact that it will net you 25% of the money you spent, on average that is.
It will be profitable in the long run.
That won't change the fact that it will net you 25% of the money you spent, on average that is.
It will be profitable in the long run.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/23(Thu) 07:40 No.712
If someone gets underpaid, I can send food or overpay on next possibility.
>>709
It was the plan but then other islands joined. I will send you back the 400M$ cuz it was past the deadline and would be unfair against others(i would use more excavations if u sent it quicker)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 07:49 No.713
>I will send you back the 400M$
that works as well too^^
that works as well too^^
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/23(Thu) 11:43 No.714
If Cow and Iopsd want we can use what PC98 suggested. We will just have to agee to some order in which we build.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/23(Thu) 11:45 No.715
But considering diffrent islands paid diffrent amounts it won't be fair sooo. Let's stay with the stock method for now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/11/23(Thu) 16:33 No.716
>But considering diffrent islands paid diffrent amounts it won't be fair sooo.
I think the differences will average out if we repeat the cycle long enough.
Or we can split the money from the oil fields using the stock method, and readjust the shares based on the total investment of each island after every excavation, no mater if it struck oil or not.
Either way I'm all for making another oil rig. What do you think?
I think the differences will average out if we repeat the cycle long enough.
Or we can split the money from the oil fields using the stock method, and readjust the shares based on the total investment of each island after every excavation, no mater if it struck oil or not.
Either way I'm all for making another oil rig. What do you think?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 17:03 No.717
Either way I'm all for making another oil rig. What do you think?
thats always been the plan. DESU will stop sending funds until we get our own oil rigs
thats always been the plan. DESU will stop sending funds until we get our own oil rigs
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 17:03 No.718
>Either way I'm all for making another oil rig. What do you think?
thats always been the plan. DESU will stop sending funds until we get our own oil rigs
thats always been the plan. DESU will stop sending funds until we get our own oil rigs
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/23(Thu) 17:10 No.719
Right nao I will keep sending them until this oil rig dies. I think it's the most fair way. I was skeptical before because of the calculations needed on my part but I remembered excel exists.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 18:05 No.720
>Right nao I will keep sending them until this oil rig dies. I think it's the most fair way. I was skeptical before because of the calculations needed
with all respect, this is a very inefficient way, that is if you are doing what i think you're doing.
it would be quickest to send all the funds to the next island with the most money in the project. this would organize it as to send all its proceeds to PC98, then as soon as PC98 gets an oil rig, all from funds PC98 and DESU oil rigs go to 1129 cows until they get their own, then to Iopsd until they get their own. after all PC98 is gathering as much funds as possible for our own oil rig now. we need to use all the funds to get as many oil rigs as soon as possible
with all respect, this is a very inefficient way, that is if you are doing what i think you're doing.
it would be quickest to send all the funds to the next island with the most money in the project. this would organize it as to send all its proceeds to PC98, then as soon as PC98 gets an oil rig, all from funds PC98 and DESU oil rigs go to 1129 cows until they get their own, then to Iopsd until they get their own. after all PC98 is gathering as much funds as possible for our own oil rig now. we need to use all the funds to get as many oil rigs as soon as possible
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/23(Thu) 18:37 No.721
When I proposed the idea to help you build an oil rig, instead of paying, I thought it will only be us in the project AND it will be a more even split. If we go with your plan, think about how long will for example Iopsd have to wait.
Also will you be willing to pay Iopsd and Cow to build their own oil rigs, considering they paid less for the initial one than you?
With the split looking liek 70% DESU / 30% everyone else then this is not fair towards me. We can do so next time but we would have to do an even split so it's fair for all parties involved.
Also will you be willing to pay Iopsd and Cow to build their own oil rigs, considering they paid less for the initial one than you?
With the split looking liek 70% DESU / 30% everyone else then this is not fair towards me. We can do so next time but we would have to do an even split so it's fair for all parties involved.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/23(Thu) 18:58 No.722
>think about how long will for example Iopsd have to wait.
maybe they should have paid more
>Also will you be willing to pay Iopsd and Cow to build their own oil rigs, considering they paid less for the initial one than you?
yes once we get our own. we will go with your plan but there is an increased risk of it running out. you should also consider building another one to speed up this process
maybe they should have paid more
>Also will you be willing to pay Iopsd and Cow to build their own oil rigs, considering they paid less for the initial one than you?
yes once we get our own. we will go with your plan but there is an increased risk of it running out. you should also consider building another one to speed up this process
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/23(Thu) 19:12 No.723
Lets just make it simple. I wil hold on to your money untill we get a second oil rig and then return each user +25% of there original investment.
since I assumed the risk and funded most of this, any extra past 25% I will pocket.
since I assumed the risk and funded most of this, any extra past 25% I will pocket.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/23(Thu) 19:27 No.724
Hey this is not me!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/23(Thu) 19:48 No.725
I made the excel better. Here are the payouts for this turn.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◇H7ri6EHAds (fraudster) 2023/11/23(Thu) 22:18 No.726
chahge of plans. i am living hapi and taking all of your money. bye
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/24(Fri) 00:47 No.728
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/24(Fri) 07:23 No.729
Very good. Do you just make those in image editing software, or is there an actual way to make those columns on the archive?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/25(Sat) 02:43 No.730
Do you just make those in image editing software, or is there an actual way to make those columns on the archive?
There's websites you can use
There's websites you can use
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/25(Sat) 04:52 No.731
The Internet: There's websites you can use
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/25(Sat) 06:12 No.732
Sayonara MILF Island ;_;7
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/25(Sat) 06:18 No.733
milf's will to live faded after the shotas were abandoned
[FYI Archivest] pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/25(Sat) 06:21 No.734
>>728
G-man is not upchuck. after he was sunk he went went boating and later picked me up. we are both right now crashed on a strange island hiding in some forests.
tho i am not sure where upchuck went, he said he was going to forge for some food and then a really bad thunder storm happened and he has not came back for several days. i tried to fallow the trail of puke he left behind but the storm washed it all away. i even tried sending a tripcode in a bottle but no bottle was received back... things are looking awful
G-man is not upchuck. after he was sunk he went went boating and later picked me up. we are both right now crashed on a strange island hiding in some forests.
tho i am not sure where upchuck went, he said he was going to forge for some food and then a really bad thunder storm happened and he has not came back for several days. i tried to fallow the trail of puke he left behind but the storm washed it all away. i even tried sending a tripcode in a bottle but no bottle was received back... things are looking awful
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/25(Sat) 14:03 No.735
I dunno if logging in was b0rked for anyone else, but if it was, I fix'd it (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/25(Sat) 16:47 No.736
so the HIA indulges in political theater. thats great.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/26(Sun) 00:26 No.737
PC98 already has plans underway and the most money in the committee so we will build the next oil rig. we will give 60-70% of the funds each turn to other islands in the committee to make as many oil rigs as possible before they deplete
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/26(Sun) 05:09 No.738
We calculate that teh OTC made approximately 4500M$ profit in total b4 teh oil field depleted, but... since DESU Island just spent 9000M$ on a failed excavation attempt, wasn't this a total failure? (;^Д^)
Our nation's oil skepticism is not completely unfounded - we'd already seen this scenario (and worse) play out in our elder's visions of an alternate universe...
Our nation's oil skepticism is not completely unfounded - we'd already seen this scenario (and worse) play out in our elder's visions of an alternate universe...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/26(Sun) 05:34 No.739
did the elder's visions tell how big the worst loss of this strange world was?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/11/26(Sun) 05:57 No.740
It would only be a total failure if we stop right now. The odds still are in our favor.
The Oil Trade Committee will prevail in the end.
The Oil Trade Committee will prevail in the end.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/26(Sun) 06:11 No.741
Red Inora paid us a visit (;´Д`)
>did the elder's visions tell how big the worst loss of this strange world was?
Teh elder says there was a recent incident where alternate universe Gensokyo Island got totally buttfuck'd by countless failed oil excavations, which was followed up by an eruption, a failed oil excavation, a Sanjira invasion, and another eruption - all within 3 turns (;^Д^)
But there are more distant legends about a terrible era where - due to their own failure to read teh scripture - alternate universe Waha Island got raped by land subsidence twice in a row, and so did Gensokyo...
>did the elder's visions tell how big the worst loss of this strange world was?
Teh elder says there was a recent incident where alternate universe Gensokyo Island got totally buttfuck'd by countless failed oil excavations, which was followed up by an eruption, a failed oil excavation, a Sanjira invasion, and another eruption - all within 3 turns (;^Д^)
But there are more distant legends about a terrible era where - due to their own failure to read teh scripture - alternate universe Waha Island got raped by land subsidence twice in a row, and so did Gensokyo...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/26(Sun) 06:38 No.742
On The Oil Question (the "OQ"):
Discovery:
if doing 5 excavations per turn (arbitrary number, the odds over time stay the same) there is a 5% chance to find oil per turn
average 20 turns to strike oil with this method
total investment cost if oil discovered on 20th turn is 20,000 M
Profit:
4% chance of oil field running out each turn
average 25 turns until oil field runs out for total 25,000 M payout
This shows that oil-maxxing yields a net positive on an unlimited time frame with unlimited capital for excavations, but the randomness and somewhat slim margin leads me to conclude hunting for oil fields is too reliant on luck to be beneficial in the short term. Pooling funds and delivering payouts to contributors is also tedious to coordinate.
Discovery:
if doing 5 excavations per turn (arbitrary number, the odds over time stay the same) there is a 5% chance to find oil per turn
average 20 turns to strike oil with this method
total investment cost if oil discovered on 20th turn is 20,000 M
Profit:
4% chance of oil field running out each turn
average 25 turns until oil field runs out for total 25,000 M payout
This shows that oil-maxxing yields a net positive on an unlimited time frame with unlimited capital for excavations, but the randomness and somewhat slim margin leads me to conclude hunting for oil fields is too reliant on luck to be beneficial in the short term. Pooling funds and delivering payouts to contributors is also tedious to coordinate.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/26(Sun) 09:04 No.743
I think I will just build another ;)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/26(Sun) 14:54 No.744
>>741
"Turn 1323..." how long did you guys "test" this game for?!
"Turn 1323..." how long did you guys "test" this game for?!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous◆Admin 2023/11/26(Sun) 15:52 No.745
>"Turn 1323..." how long did you guys "test" this game for?!
I installed it on teh test server on February 19 this year, then rapidly burned through around 200 or so turns in debug mode just making sure everything worked, then kaguya joined at sum point 2 or 3 months later - and we've played it evar since
So around 7 months b4 release, and with kaguya maybe 5 months ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
I installed it on teh test server on February 19 this year, then rapidly burned through around 200 or so turns in debug mode just making sure everything worked, then kaguya joined at sum point 2 or 3 months later - and we've played it evar since
So around 7 months b4 release, and with kaguya maybe 5 months ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/26(Sun) 20:05 No.746
Game translation is serious business!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/27(Mon) 05:21 No.748
That pic could easily be misconstrued for the interior of the OTAKU H.Q.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/11/27(Mon) 06:09 No.750
one of my competitors, i would like to talk privately if we can.
i have businesses plans if you would like to discuss. NDNA required.
i have businesses plans if you would like to discuss. NDNA required.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/27(Mon) 13:21 No.751
Who me? Im not interested in oil if thats what this is about
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/11/27(Mon) 17:23 No.753
Alpaca island, Parch Moon Island, Soylent Island or any one not in a group.
send a message with your trip code i would like to discuss businesses plans and growth in this economy.
send a message with your trip code i would like to discuss businesses plans and growth in this economy.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes Representative 2023/11/27(Mon) 20:24 No.754
Greetings, after some time of inactivity, we've come back to see our island left in ruins after our prolonged inactivity, and the fact is that we would be gone if not thanks to the people whom have kindly donated us food (we only know of Cow Island giving us aid, so I am unsure to whether someone else has helped us), thank you! For now, we will try and revitalize the island, so hopefully we won't crumble in the next few turns. Yet again, thanks Cow Island!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2023/11/27(Mon) 22:39 No.755
Is the only way to destroy a defense facility on your own island by using missiles? Currently have a monster problem.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/27(Mon) 22:55 No.756
>775
You can ground level it I think
You can ground level it I think
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/27(Mon) 23:58 No.757
what does the manual mean by "monuments can raise national prestige"?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Alpaca Acolyte◆H8i9Ww/q8Q 2023/11/28(Tue) 00:18 No.758
top 10
do not doubt alpaca strength
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/28(Tue) 05:47 No.759
>what does the manual mean by "monuments can raise national prestige"?
It means "they maek ur island look ttly l33t and other islands will ph34r u" (´∇`)
Monuments have the same fire-reducing properties as forests, and can also be launched towards other islands liek a missile if u build a monument on top of a monument - it's never been tried b4, but it's believed that they will do the same amount of damage as a HUEG METEORITE (;ﾟДﾟ)
It means "they maek ur island look ttly l33t and other islands will ph34r u" (´∇`)
Monuments have the same fire-reducing properties as forests, and can also be launched towards other islands liek a missile if u build a monument on top of a monument - it's never been tried b4, but it's believed that they will do the same amount of damage as a HUEG METEORITE (;ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/28(Tue) 06:19 No.760
>>759
FUCK YOU THE MANUAL NEVER STATED IT WILL DO DAMAGE I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE GIFTING TO ANOTHER ISLAND. I WOULD HAVE SO DONE THAT
FUCK YOU THE MANUAL NEVER STATED IT WILL DO DAMAGE I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE GIFTING TO ANOTHER ISLAND. I WOULD HAVE SO DONE THAT
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/28(Tue) 07:59 No.761
Damn, I prevented teh LOLs...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/28(Tue) 11:37 No.762
Is 9000sq m the max or 8900?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/28(Tue) 11:42 No.763
9000 (90 land tiles) is teh max, but a single additional land tile will immediately put u at risk of land subsidence, so it's recommended to stay a little under in case of sudden volcanic eruptions (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/11/28(Tue) 12:36 No.764
wait wut?
I've been busy tending to my island. I'm unable to get with get with the times and I don't know which one of you youngsters have been bad mouthing me.
Can someone help this geezer out? (;`-´)
I've been busy tending to my island. I'm unable to get with get with the times and I don't know which one of you youngsters have been bad mouthing me.
Can someone help this geezer out? (;`-´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/28(Tue) 13:30 No.765
"Somebody" stealth missile'd Parch Moon Island Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
List of current suspects whose only public actions were ground leveling (and therefore could have stacked quick ground leveling w/ stealth missile launch):
- G Island
- Naked Apron Island
- PC98 Island
Things of note:
Naked Apron Island is somehow still listed as (1) despite acting this turn. Typically, stealth missile launches do not result in (1) - instead, it makes teh island look as if it moved even if nothing was publicly listed in "recent events"
It's possible that Naked Apron Island performed quick ground leveling immediately followed by cash flow, which could possibly result in an erroneous (1) - if so, this would clear their name. Our researchers will test this in our advanced simulation facilities!
List of current suspects whose only public actions were ground leveling (and therefore could have stacked quick ground leveling w/ stealth missile launch):
- G Island
- Naked Apron Island
- PC98 Island
Things of note:
Naked Apron Island is somehow still listed as (1) despite acting this turn. Typically, stealth missile launches do not result in (1) - instead, it makes teh island look as if it moved even if nothing was publicly listed in "recent events"
It's possible that Naked Apron Island performed quick ground leveling immediately followed by cash flow, which could possibly result in an erroneous (1) - if so, this would clear their name. Our researchers will test this in our advanced simulation facilities!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/28(Tue) 13:36 No.766
>I don't know which one of you youngsters have been bad mouthing me.
That was pen man, which he revealed two replies earlier on DESU Island - he attempted to trick DESU Island into spending 9000M$ on a 2nd excavation and assumed your identity to do so, but apparently DESU Island was going to perform it anyway (;^Д^)
That was pen man, which he revealed two replies earlier on DESU Island - he attempted to trick DESU Island into spending 9000M$ on a 2nd excavation and assumed your identity to do so, but apparently DESU Island was going to perform it anyway (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/28(Tue) 13:53 No.767
>It's possible that Naked Apron Island performed quick ground leveling immediately followed by cash flow, which could possibly result in an erroneous (1) - if so, this would clear their name. Our researchers will test this in our advanced simulation facilities!
Chuu Island's fast-working researchers were able to confirm that quick ground leveling immediately followed by cash flow results in (1) appearing - Naked Apron Island's name is cleared! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
So now teh question is whether teh stealth missile attack was performed by G Island or PC98 Island...
Chuu Island's fast-working researchers were able to confirm that quick ground leveling immediately followed by cash flow results in (1) appearing - Naked Apron Island's name is cleared! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
So now teh question is whether teh stealth missile attack was performed by G Island or PC98 Island...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 of Parch Moon 2023/11/28(Tue) 14:07 No.768
Recent events have not gone unnoticed.
G Island
PC98 Island
Naked Apron Island
Please provide your official statements
G Island
PC98 Island
Naked Apron Island
Please provide your official statements
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/11/28(Tue) 14:45 No.769
>>766
>That was pen man, which he revealed two replies earlier on DESU Island
Why am I not surprised. I jumped ship to another island and he decides to take a piss on any potential relations. And I was willing to forgive the war. Such is the way of godless heathens like pen man, I suppose. He will face judgement in time for this. (´人｀)
Now then, I must return to worship. Sunset is now upon us, and we must begin the loli salah.
>That was pen man, which he revealed two replies earlier on DESU Island
Why am I not surprised. I jumped ship to another island and he decides to take a piss on any potential relations. And I was willing to forgive the war. Such is the way of godless heathens like pen man, I suppose. He will face judgement in time for this. (´人｀)
Now then, I must return to worship. Sunset is now upon us, and we must begin the loli salah.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/28(Tue) 15:37 No.770
It wasn't me
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 of Parch Moon 2023/11/28(Tue) 15:56 No.771
Evidence has been provided. While falsifying of documents has not been ruled out, the lack of communication from PC98 Island representatives does adjust the level of suspicion around the suspects. We look forward to understanding our enemy's motives.
Retaliatory actions will not be taken until we have absolute certainty of our enemy.
Retaliatory actions will not be taken until we have absolute certainty of our enemy.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/28(Tue) 16:18 No.772
Further proof that it was not me.
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3004.mp4
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3004.mp4
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/28(Tue) 16:28 No.773
it was me. i nuked the shit out of partched moon.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 of Parch Moon 2023/11/28(Tue) 16:47 No.774
We appreciate your cooperation in making your classified documents public, G-man.
Which island does this "pen man" reign over?
Which island does this "pen man" reign over?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 of Parch Moon 2023/11/28(Tue) 17:11 No.775
It has also come to my attention that "afforestation" can happen randomly on any given turn. This could mean these islands may be at fault as well.
Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island
rainbow Island
Alpaca Island
Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island
rainbow Island
Alpaca Island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/28(Tue) 17:13 No.776
Eeh? J-chan in trouble? You should join HAPI! (・∀・)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/28(Tue) 17:16 No.777
>It has also come to my attention that "afforestation" can happen randomly on any given turn.
We're pretty sure that's not true (ﾟДﾟ)
We're pretty sure that's not true (ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/11/28(Tue) 17:22 No.778
>Which island does this "pen man" reign over?
pen man rules the ocean XD
pen man rules the ocean XD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/28(Tue) 17:23 No.779
forgot trip, silly me
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/28(Tue) 17:44 No.780
>>778
that is true, my underwater missiles bases are nuclear.
also did the HAI update the manual pages to state that shallow sea will not help land subside because i swear that was not in there.
going thu my advanced logs i have also concluded what DESU island shot the stealth missiles.
i believe it is pc98. since it was 5 missels.
he shot 4 previously at chuu and hit the red monster. and that leveled up a base to be able to shoot 5 missel.
naked has the (1) probably targeting the monster on his own island and then ground level the previous damage and fell asleep to not have seen this yet at ground level his newly hit inora kill.
that is true, my underwater missiles bases are nuclear.
also did the HAI update the manual pages to state that shallow sea will not help land subside because i swear that was not in there.
going thu my advanced logs i have also concluded what DESU island shot the stealth missiles.
i believe it is pc98. since it was 5 missels.
he shot 4 previously at chuu and hit the red monster. and that leveled up a base to be able to shoot 5 missel.
naked has the (1) probably targeting the monster on his own island and then ground level the previous damage and fell asleep to not have seen this yet at ground level his newly hit inora kill.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/28(Tue) 17:52 No.781
>also did the HAI update the manual pages to state that shallow sea will not help land subside because i swear that was not in there.
Teh manual doesn't imply that shallow sea protects against land subsidence
in the first place - should we also write that eating toast butter side down
does not protect against land subsidence? (;^Д^)
Teh manual doesn't imply that shallow sea protects against land subsidence
in the first place - should we also write that eating toast butter side down
does not protect against land subsidence? (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/28(Tue) 18:13 No.782
no i just remembered at first it said sea tiles.
witch is different from shallow sea as implied many times thu out the manual
witch is different from shallow sea as implied many times thu out the manual
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/28(Tue) 18:13 No.783
Actually excavating all shallow sea tiles and stopping at 8900 should effectively stop volcano+land subsidience raep
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/11/28(Tue) 18:25 No.784
Here's what it says on teh advanced page:
>Only occurs on islands that are over 9000 square miles in size, with a 3% chance of occurring per turn.
>When it occurs, all land adjacent to the sea (including shallow sea) will become shallow sea, and all shallow sea will become sea.
So it's as follows:
All land-based tiles that are touching either sea or shallow sea -> shallow sea
All shallow sea tiles -> sea
>Only occurs on islands that are over 9000 square miles in size, with a 3% chance of occurring per turn.
>When it occurs, all land adjacent to the sea (including shallow sea) will become shallow sea, and all shallow sea will become sea.
So it's as follows:
All land-based tiles that are touching either sea or shallow sea -> shallow sea
All shallow sea tiles -> sea
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/28(Tue) 21:32 No.785
G man you should have not sent that video
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/28(Tue) 22:18 No.786
Why
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/28(Tue) 22:25 No.787
You were listening to Cave Story music; very embarrassing.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/28(Tue) 22:34 No.788
Cave Story music is good (￣、￣〃)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/11/28(Tue) 23:29 No.789
>Why
Because now I know where a missile base is.
useful for when you try to pass me in population Ψ(｀∇´)Ψ
Because now I know where a missile base is.
useful for when you try to pass me in population Ψ(｀∇´)Ψ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/11/29(Wed) 01:06 No.790
Although HIA already vouched for me, I still feel it necessary to clear my name for Parch Moon Island.
Here is undeniable proof I had nothing to do with the aggression on your island:
Here is undeniable proof I had nothing to do with the aggression on your island:
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 01:07 No.791
addition to attavks. g island is not cleared as anyone can just us plugins and to modify the html. chuu knows well just by all the cool scripts we made for party II
it really is a game of amongus and cant be proven unless the HIA cheats and exposes the impostor. i vote desu to be ejected.
it really is a game of amongus and cant be proven unless the HIA cheats and exposes the impostor. i vote desu to be ejected.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 01:10 No.792
>>790
point proven. as this image dose not show the decalcified info of this being a afforestation or missile base constructed
point proven. as this image dose not show the decalcified info of this being a afforestation or missile base constructed
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/29(Wed) 05:27 No.793
A MESSAGE FROM THE MYSTERIOUS MISSILE SCOUNDRAL Anonymous 2023/11/29(Wed) 06:25 No.794
It seems as if hapi and otaku and others that fought against pen are taking parch moon island's side. What they dont know is that Parch Moon is led by PEN MAN himself. our intelligence has suspected that pen man is hidden as AK47 and pen man's lead on the hunt after myself has proved that theory, remember that Parch Moon island was made shortly after pen's war and that "AK47" has badmouthed Emperor Iopsd, their former enemy. Our island did not fight against pen in their war,but our intelligence needed to know the truth
>No.768
you skipped the most important one
sincerely, REDACTED island
>No.768
you skipped the most important one
sincerely, REDACTED island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 06:35 No.795
Pen man-san, DESU Island performed factory construction on that turn - there's no way it was them!
It was basically either PC98 Island (who is yet to provide any statement or alibi), or G Island (unlikely with teh evidence they provided, but as u say it's still possible to falsify such things with l33t h4x0r sk1llz)
It was basically either PC98 Island (who is yet to provide any statement or alibi), or G Island (unlikely with teh evidence they provided, but as u say it's still possible to falsify such things with l33t h4x0r sk1llz)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 07:08 No.796
We at Chuu Island r not so quick 2 believe that AK47-san = pen man. Our intelligence notes that AK47 has thus far typed like a regular, rational English-speaking person, while pen man has consistently b0rked every sentence, struggled with basic reading comprehension, and has a very chibi fuse XD
And regardless of which island pen man may be secretly leading these days (we have our own guesses), it's HAPI's belief that crimes sink to the bottom of teh ocean along with the islands that committed them - therefore, new islands formed by teh leaders of former crime-committing islands are given a clean slate as far as teh BAI is concerned ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
And regardless of which island pen man may be secretly leading these days (we have our own guesses), it's HAPI's belief that crimes sink to the bottom of teh ocean along with the islands that committed them - therefore, new islands formed by teh leaders of former crime-committing islands are given a clean slate as far as teh BAI is concerned ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands not pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 07:08 No.797
why would i pose as another island. i don't have a island i can call home. i crashed the boat from singing so hard. the only thing i can do rn is stalk these REALLY FUCKING GAY islander digging there own grave turn after turn.
waha "sama". >>790 it dose not say classified on there is what i am saying. even if it dose show factory he was clearly dishonest. and has it been confirmed that naked island is also in the clear? we don't know how the stealth missiles work exactly. who is to say you cant, quick ground level, stealth, quick ground level, stealth, cash flow,
and even then that would only put more islands into possible candidates.
waha "sama". >>790 it dose not say classified on there is what i am saying. even if it dose show factory he was clearly dishonest. and has it been confirmed that naked island is also in the clear? we don't know how the stealth missiles work exactly. who is to say you cant, quick ground level, stealth, quick ground level, stealth, cash flow,
and even then that would only put more islands into possible candidates.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 07:11 No.798
>AK47-san = pen man.
taht would make me an even bigger target to be missled apon wouldn't it. especially by a member of happi who dose not want to be kicked out
taht would make me an even bigger target to be missled apon wouldn't it. especially by a member of happi who dose not want to be kicked out
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/29(Wed) 07:18 No.799
>who is yet to provide any statement or alibi
we did a regular ground leveling to build funds. we didn't do any stealth missile attacks because you can't gain any population from them
we did a regular ground leveling to build funds. we didn't do any stealth missile attacks because you can't gain any population from them
[BREAKING NEW] leaked footage from desu island pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 08:57 No.800
who really fired the stealth missile https://up.heyuri.net/src/3006.mp4
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/29(Wed) 09:01 No.801
I would like to see PC98-san log desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 09:30 No.802
lets see paul allen's island log.
remember kids. denying search is not illegal.
there is no warrant, you are innocent until proven guilty
remember kids. denying search is not illegal.
there is no warrant, you are innocent until proven guilty
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 10:43 No.803
one thing about me..
i am a neet. you cant fucking beat me. no matter what you do.
ask the HAI they will say i am a cazy MF. i will sink your island or you will strangle your kids and shoot your parents. you know this already
i am a neet. you cant fucking beat me. no matter what you do.
ask the HAI they will say i am a cazy MF. i will sink your island or you will strangle your kids and shoot your parents. you know this already
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 11:11 No.804
>i am a neet. you cant fucking beat me. no matter what you do.
U r foolish 2 think ur teh only NEET around this archipelago ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
U r foolish 2 think ur teh only NEET around this archipelago ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 11:30 No.805
>:D
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/29(Wed) 12:11 No.806
Mystery in Hakoniwa Islands 2
It seems someone is doing is his own investigations.
And it is not an island that can access the testing labs like Chuu island, probably.
It seems someone is doing is his own investigations.
And it is not an island that can access the testing labs like Chuu island, probably.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 12:33 No.807
We ran another simulation to confirm if stealth missile launches end the turn or not - as expected, a stealth missile launch will end the turn, and nothing after it will be performed (;^Д^)
So u can only stack the usual non-turn-ending actions before a stealth missile launch - namely: quick ground leveling, food aid, and financial aid
Nobody performed food aid or financial aid that turn, and there were no islands that appeared active without having any actions listed in recent events - so we remain positive that it was either PC98 Island or G Island who committed the unprovoked attack on Parch Moon Island!
So u can only stack the usual non-turn-ending actions before a stealth missile launch - namely: quick ground leveling, food aid, and financial aid
Nobody performed food aid or financial aid that turn, and there were no islands that appeared active without having any actions listed in recent events - so we remain positive that it was either PC98 Island or G Island who committed the unprovoked attack on Parch Moon Island!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/29(Wed) 13:26 No.808
>a stealth missile launch will end the turn, and nothing after it will be performed (;^Д^)
I feel like this doesn't make much sense. What's the point of stealth missiles then (;´Д`)
I feel like this doesn't make much sense. What's the point of stealth missiles then (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 13:38 No.809
>What's the point of stealth missiles then (;´Д`)
U can still mask it with prior quick ground leveling, and u can still obscure who fired it if u time it well (like either PC98 Island or G Island did)
But yeah - they're not particularly stealthy in most cases (;^Д^)
U can still mask it with prior quick ground leveling, and u can still obscure who fired it if u time it well (like either PC98 Island or G Island did)
But yeah - they're not particularly stealthy in most cases (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/29(Wed) 14:43 No.810
>Our intelligence notes that AK47 has thus far typed like a regular, rational English-speaking person, while pen man has consistently b0rked every sentence, struggled with basic reading comprehension, and has a very chibi fuse XD
LMAO
LMAO
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/29(Wed) 15:40 No.811
LOOK AT MY VIDEO I SPENT A FEW HOURS ON IT AND NO ONE SAID ANYTHINGGG!!!
>>800
who really fired the stealth missile https://up.heyuri.net/src/3006.mp4
>>800
who really fired the stealth missile https://up.heyuri.net/src/3006.mp4
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/11/29(Wed) 16:35 No.812
If trees cannot grow at random (I thought they could) then it really feels as though PC98 may be behind this. I don't want to believe it, he's my greatest customer..
>>811
I thought it was quite lulzy; for something made by a terrorist that is.
>>811
I thought it was quite lulzy; for something made by a terrorist that is.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 16:45 No.813
>If trees cannot grow at random (I thought they could)
If that was teh case, we'd see semi-abandoned islands being covered in forests, but that doesn't happen (at least not in our world...) (;^Д^)
What u and others may have read and misinterpreted is that individual forest tiles will gain more trees over time until they reach the limit of 20,000 trees
If that was teh case, we'd see semi-abandoned islands being covered in forests, but that doesn't happen (at least not in our world...) (;^Д^)
What u and others may have read and misinterpreted is that individual forest tiles will gain more trees over time until they reach the limit of 20,000 trees
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/29(Wed) 17:35 No.814
>No.793
>East Pen Island, sometimes referred to shortly as Pen Island
>Population Uninhabited
Oh my gaah! :astonish:
>East Pen Island, sometimes referred to shortly as Pen Island
>Population Uninhabited
Oh my gaah! :astonish:
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/29(Wed) 18:05 No.815
Asking Chuu island to investigate Suiseiseki bombing Soylent island(notice where they aimed and where the monster is).
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/29(Wed) 18:11 No.816
thanks Iopsd, u was one of the hapi mebers who are not unbarable
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 of Parch Moon 2023/11/29(Wed) 18:46 No.817
I demand the island responsible for the attack against my island take responsibility.
Allow me to target your island with the same amount of missiles you used against us (5).
We will consequentially call things even afterwards.
Allow me to target your island with the same amount of missiles you used against us (5).
We will consequentially call things even afterwards.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 19:26 No.818
>Asking Chuu island to investigate Suiseiseki bombing Soylent island(notice where they aimed and where the monster is).
Yeah - teh Sanjira wasn't even within range of their target (;^Д^)
BTW, has Suiseiseki Island even paid a single dime of the 5785M$ in reparations they pledged to give to Dnalsi Island? We haven't seen anything whenever we've checked teh records, and Suiseiseki Island is currently the #2 island...
Yeah - teh Sanjira wasn't even within range of their target (;^Д^)
BTW, has Suiseiseki Island even paid a single dime of the 5785M$ in reparations they pledged to give to Dnalsi Island? We haven't seen anything whenever we've checked teh records, and Suiseiseki Island is currently the #2 island...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/29(Wed) 19:47 No.819
wasn't soylent also involved in the dnalsi war? I think they sent a mecha to Suiseiseki island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 19:54 No.820
>wasn't soylent also involved in the dnalsi war? I think they sent a mecha to Suiseiseki island
Well remembered! They did so on turn 204, but Suiseiseki Island was already extremely BAI-listed by that point, so it wasn't a crime ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Well remembered! They did so on turn 204, but Suiseiseki Island was already extremely BAI-listed by that point, so it wasn't a crime ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/29(Wed) 20:32 No.821
the video was a warning. you steal Suiseiseki cupcake, you will have issues.
maybe it was me who stealth bombed, maybe i am apart of hapi, maybe i was the stealth bomb victum.
maybe i am not even playing at all and just enjoying watching your islanads squirm around.
desu may get 500 population award, but he will NOT BE GRTTING THE TURN CUP-CAKE AWARD
maybe it was me who stealth bombed, maybe i am apart of hapi, maybe i was the stealth bomb victum.
maybe i am not even playing at all and just enjoying watching your islanads squirm around.
desu may get 500 population award, but he will NOT BE GRTTING THE TURN CUP-CAKE AWARD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/29(Wed) 21:39 No.822
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man◆TvO6b3N7Z2 2023/11/29(Wed) 22:34 No.823
We should have pen man write all the wiki articles for us
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 03:25 No.825
So, will Suiseiseki be put back on BAI for not paying Dnalsi and the recent bombing?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/30(Thu) 05:25 No.826
Suiseiseki hasn't reparated shit! Meanwhile he has the money to randomly attack Soylent and pretend like no one would notice
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 05:43 No.827
>So, will Suiseiseki be put back on BAI for not paying Dnalsi and the recent bombing?
No... cuz they never left BAI in teh first place
Suiseiseki Island was going to be moved to a specially-created "WAIT" list (name subject to change) as soon as they started paying Dnalsi Island back, but they never did...
No... cuz they never left BAI in teh first place
Suiseiseki Island was going to be moved to a specially-created "WAIT" list (name subject to change) as soon as they started paying Dnalsi Island back, but they never did...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 05:55 No.828
If Dnalsi island wants we can help to get the payment from Suiseiseki. desu
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 06:23 No.829
Worry not, my dear Dnalsi, for you will be paid in due time
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 06:49 No.830
d00d, it's been liek 70 turns o_O
U could have focused on developing just a small part of ur island as a money-printing machine and paid back Dnalsi Island a long time ago, but it seems liek u've opted 2 use the ceasefire u were granted to work towards grabbing teh 300-turn cup instead...
U could have focused on developing just a small part of ur island as a money-printing machine and paid back Dnalsi Island a long time ago, but it seems liek u've opted 2 use the ceasefire u were granted to work towards grabbing teh 300-turn cup instead...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 06:53 No.831
I leave it to Dnalsi if he belives Suiseiseki or not. We are ready for intervention.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/30(Thu) 07:53 No.832
Much appreciated DESU-san
Time is running out Suiseiseki
Time is running out Suiseiseki
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 08:38 No.833
We are keeping some funds on reserve so that we will not be defenseless should we be attacked, however we can provide $1000M this turn; moar to come after turn 300.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 08:44 No.834
You had 70 turns. Pay everything now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 09:08 No.835
>moar to come after turn 300.
U meant "before turn 300", rite? (^Д^)
U meant "before turn 300", rite? (^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 09:08 No.836
Calling all peace loving HAPI members to get ready 4 sum war(in case Suiseiseki doesn't pay ASAP).
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 09:10 No.837
Dnalsi declared a ceasefire 70 turns ago and has still not accepted nor even commented on my proposal. Should Dnalsi accept it now, I will honor it however I cannot be expected to do so on such short notice. The estimate I originally gave was 50 turns, so turn 300 which is only 13 turns away is quite reasonable.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/30(Thu) 10:01 No.838
it was obviously clear that I was ceasing all missile attacks to allow you to rebuild your island, so that you could pay me back (also it's not like you even attempted to anyway). How about you pay Dnalsi and Secret everything owed (4785M + 1000M) by turn 295, which is more than possible for you since you make 330M a turn from factories alone and have plenty in the bank based on your publicly visible estimated $4000M. If we assume you have a minimum 3600M at this moment you'll have 6240M on turn 195. That's more than enough time, even accounting for random disasters.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/30(Thu) 10:02 No.839
*meant turn 295 not 195
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 10:39 No.840
We think it's pretty obvious that Dnalsi Island's statement of "I've decided to hold off on all missiles for the time being while this is all sorted" after Suiseiseki Island proposed "so long as we are not attacked by either of them whilst the funds are being prepared" meant that they agreed to the terms being laid out (;^Д^)
And regardless of what Dnalsi Island may or may not have stated, Suiseiseki Island will remain BAI-listed until they have adequately paid both Dnalsi Island and Soylent Island back. We at Chuu Island believe that 70 turns was more than enough to rebuild ur industries and gather teh funds for Dnalsi Island, and we expect - at bare minimum - the 3785M$ that we originally suggested to be paid to Dnalsi Island prior to turn 300 (and sooner rather than later), along with an additional 620M$ to Soylent Island ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
And regardless of what Dnalsi Island may or may not have stated, Suiseiseki Island will remain BAI-listed until they have adequately paid both Dnalsi Island and Soylent Island back. We at Chuu Island believe that 70 turns was more than enough to rebuild ur industries and gather teh funds for Dnalsi Island, and we expect - at bare minimum - the 3785M$ that we originally suggested to be paid to Dnalsi Island prior to turn 300 (and sooner rather than later), along with an additional 620M$ to Soylent Island ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/30(Thu) 11:35 No.841
I neglected to even mention the recent attack on Soylent island, they also need to be compensated. stuff like that makes a man wonder if a loose cannon who attacks islands randomly even deserves this indulgent level of diplomatic negotiation...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 12:03 No.842
>stuff like that makes a man wonder if a loose cannon who attacks islands randomly even deserves this indulgent level of diplomatic negotiation...
Indeed, and we're being particularly generous since we haven't even mentioned Suiseiseki's unprovoked attack on us (Chuu Island) on turn 51, nor their unprovoked attacks on Milf Island (RIP) on turns 108 and 111 - neither of which has been paid for (;^Д^)
Indeed, and we're being particularly generous since we haven't even mentioned Suiseiseki's unprovoked attack on us (Chuu Island) on turn 51, nor their unprovoked attacks on Milf Island (RIP) on turns 108 and 111 - neither of which has been paid for (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 12:09 No.843
Soylent Island does not deserve a single $1M! our attack to them was not unprovoked at all and they did far more damage to us than we ever did to them, they should feel lucky we stopped at only two cities
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 12:21 No.844
Teh difference from HAPI's perspective is that:
1. U were already BAI-listed for committing heinous crimes when they attacked u, while they were totally innocent and facing a monster invasion when u attacked them
2. Ur near the top of teh rankings with one of the largest islands, while they're struggling towards the bottom with one of the smallest
Pay 4 ur crimes!!!
1. U were already BAI-listed for committing heinous crimes when they attacked u, while they were totally innocent and facing a monster invasion when u attacked them
2. Ur near the top of teh rankings with one of the largest islands, while they're struggling towards the bottom with one of the smallest
Pay 4 ur crimes!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 12:30 No.845
They were not innocent, they had committed crimes against all of dollkind! if they didn't want to get attacked by one of the largest islands then they shouldn't have attacked us first! they sent a monster while we were facing missile attacks, so we sent missiles while they were facing monsters. It's totally fair retaliation!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 13:04 No.846
>while we were facing missile attacks
...missile attacks u asked for by bombing Dnalsi Island repeatedly
Soylent Island did teh Heyuri Archipelago a great favor by helping to hinder ur island's ability to commit further crimes, while u have attacked an innocent island out of teh blue for the 10th time - these r not equivalent actions, and u must pay or remain BAI'd!
...missile attacks u asked for by bombing Dnalsi Island repeatedly
Soylent Island did teh Heyuri Archipelago a great favor by helping to hinder ur island's ability to commit further crimes, while u have attacked an innocent island out of teh blue for the 10th time - these r not equivalent actions, and u must pay or remain BAI'd!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 13:35 No.847
>Soylent Island did teh Heyuri Archipelago a great favor
That is quite a stretch, they did Dnalsi and its allies a favor. The war was only between Suiseiseki and them. Whether they have committed crimes against HAPI or the rest of the Archipeligo is irrelevant; they were not innocent. They got themselves involved and wronged us when we had never wronged them, so they can suffer the consequences. We will be repaying only Dnalsi since we attacked them unprovoked (plus the extra for them and Secret as a bribe to stop shooting at us). Soylent Island already got off easy for their misdeeds to us, paying them too would be absurd.
That is quite a stretch, they did Dnalsi and its allies a favor. The war was only between Suiseiseki and them. Whether they have committed crimes against HAPI or the rest of the Archipeligo is irrelevant; they were not innocent. They got themselves involved and wronged us when we had never wronged them, so they can suffer the consequences. We will be repaying only Dnalsi since we attacked them unprovoked (plus the extra for them and Secret as a bribe to stop shooting at us). Soylent Island already got off easy for their misdeeds to us, paying them too would be absurd.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/30(Thu) 13:38 No.848
How does the Chuu island representative know everything that happened in the past turns?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 13:53 No.849
also I don't know if anyone noticed but a few turns back we fired at and even landed a shot on a monster invading Dnalsi Island, and we even aimed our missiles as far as possible from their buildings, so there's also that to consider, for whatever it's worth. Perhaps it won't clear any of my debt but a few complimentary strawberries wouldn't hurt, or at the very least a "thank you." (´～^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 14:01 No.850
>How does the Chuu island representative know everything that happened in the past turns?
By reading teh wiki ヽ(´ー｀)ノ (and having written this stuff down when it happened)
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands
By reading teh wiki ヽ(´ー｀)ノ (and having written this stuff down when it happened)
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 14:09 No.851
>they were not innocent
They were innocent in HAPI's eyes since Suiseiseki Island had established itself as a BAI-listed terrorist nation. There's no such thing as "crimes against terrorists" - it's called "justice"! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
They were innocent in HAPI's eyes since Suiseiseki Island had established itself as a BAI-listed terrorist nation. There's no such thing as "crimes against terrorists" - it's called "justice"! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/11/30(Thu) 14:59 No.852
but it's not hard to see how they wouldn't be innocent in our eyes, yes? Why should we be remorseful to an island that made the first strike on us? it's not as if I'm saying soylent should be put on the BAI themselves, just that we shouldn't have to pay reparations for an act of self-defense
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 15:31 No.853
Hahahaha
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 16:07 No.854
>we shouldn't have to pay reparations for an act of self-defense
LOL
What threat has Soylent Island posed to Suiseiseki Island since turn 204!? And they were merely assisting an innocent island in a fight against a bully!
LOL
What threat has Soylent Island posed to Suiseiseki Island since turn 204!? And they were merely assisting an innocent island in a fight against a bully!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 16:08 No.855
I mean, he now wants Dnalsi to thank him too. XD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 16:13 No.856
>No.854
Chuu island ur losing time, this one will only respond to direct force. As you have seen ,he can change any fact around. Also I feel unsafe being in top spot because it is rather obvious he will pull a Dnalsi on me on turn 299.
Chuu island ur losing time, this one will only respond to direct force. As you have seen ,he can change any fact around. Also I feel unsafe being in top spot because it is rather obvious he will pull a Dnalsi on me on turn 299.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/11/30(Thu) 16:59 No.857
I've noticed Suiseiseki trying to act all friendly like nothing ever happened between our islands, and all I can say is, you should save that talk until you have paid what you pledged. If you still have any intention of doing so. I at least hope you aren't dumb enough to try the same shit again with the rank 1 island that is also aligned with the two major alliances of the archipelago. Suiseiseki island only still exists today because PC98 didn't want to see their former OTAKU ally sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Any island that tries funny stuff around cup turns rightfully paints a target on their back, you got off easy last time.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 17:16 No.858
Suiseiseki island is a disgrace to Rozen Maiden desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/30(Thu) 17:20 No.859
fuck niggers i will kill all of you who eanta to take suzuki cupcake
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/30(Thu) 17:24 No.860
come here Suiseiseki. tell papa pen how u like ur cupcake. 500mg of sugar rainbiw spinrkel with a dash of love?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/11/30(Thu) 18:14 No.861
desu must be scared with all of the defence
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 18:19 No.862
I remember my defense working quite well against you.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/30(Thu) 18:20 No.863
because you where scared
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/30(Thu) 19:32 No.864
don't forget right before pen man was sunk instead of attacking the people that were attacking him he decided to start attacking secret island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 19:47 No.865
According to teh records ( https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/misc/pen_vs_HAPI_OTAKU.html ), pen Island attacked both Dnalsi Island and Secret Island one time each on turns 206 and 207 respectively - both of those islands were fighting in teh war against Suiseiseki Island at teh time
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/30(Thu) 20:29 No.866
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/11/30(Thu) 21:12 No.867
I LOL'd
Has anyone tried to transcribe the pen language for english speakers?
Again, I must apologize for my absence from the council meetings. Our religious practices and construction efforts have taken much of our precious time. We would like to thank DESU, PC98, and most of all Chuu Island for their monetary contributions! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Thanks to your donations, we are now almost back to where we were standing before we kamisama cursed our island.
Has anyone tried to transcribe the pen language for english speakers?
Again, I must apologize for my absence from the council meetings. Our religious practices and construction efforts have taken much of our precious time. We would like to thank DESU, PC98, and most of all Chuu Island for their monetary contributions! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Thanks to your donations, we are now almost back to where we were standing before we kamisama cursed our island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/30(Thu) 21:19 No.868
is my typing really this bad?? i know i dropped out of high school and failed english many times but god i believe i am still legible
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/30(Thu) 21:23 No.869
>>864
don't have to pay for my crimes when i am dead so it would not matter how many ppl i take with me. maybe next time don't push a island in a corner
don't have to pay for my crimes when i am dead so it would not matter how many ppl i take with me. maybe next time don't push a island in a corner
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/30(Thu) 21:35 No.870
Don't worry about it pen man. this is a russo-turkic website, english does not matter.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/30(Thu) 21:42 No.871
Dnalsi and Secret island never interacted with you but you attacked them while you were getting raepd by hapi.
It isn't a crime it is a mistake that lets everyone know what is going on behind the scenes.
It isn't a crime it is a mistake that lets everyone know what is going on behind the scenes.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 of Parch Moon 2023/11/30(Thu) 21:45 No.872
Leprechaun I don't trust you in the slightest. I have a bad feeling and I want no part of your schemes. I will continue to view you as a neutral party until you show your true colors.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 22:23 No.873
I wonder who "leprechaun" could possibly be...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/11/30(Thu) 22:34 No.874
>>870
Wrong. This is AMERICAN TERRITORY!
Wrong. This is AMERICAN TERRITORY!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/11/30(Thu) 22:37 No.875
>873
Oh, now it makes sense. Thx for letting me know.
Oh, now it makes sense. Thx for letting me know.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/11/30(Thu) 23:00 No.876
>>870
i am fucking whiter then you i live in amarica.
>>873
we already proved that any one can write messages seeing as i impersonated the loli budda.
i believe some one wants to get me killed as seeing the recent stealth bombings that desu carried out.
i am fucking whiter then you i live in amarica.
>>873
we already proved that any one can write messages seeing as i impersonated the loli budda.
i believe some one wants to get me killed as seeing the recent stealth bombings that desu carried out.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 23:06 No.878
>the recent stealth bombings that desu carried out.
Repeating something won't maek it true (;^Д^)
Repeating something won't maek it true (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/11/30(Thu) 23:47 No.879
we like Suiseiseki but dont think they have any intention of rejoining OTAKU so we are lifting our protection over them
>Thanks to your donations, we are now almost back to where we were standing before we kamisama cursed our island.
we would have sent a lot more but our oil excavation failed
>Thanks to your donations, we are now almost back to where we were standing before we kamisama cursed our island.
we would have sent a lot more but our oil excavation failed
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/11/30(Thu) 23:47 No.880
but after further investigation. evidence dose show desu as a plausible suspect (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆G9S30fSofg 2023/11/30(Thu) 23:51 No.881
otaku is dead. they merged with hapi
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/01(Fri) 00:17 No.882
>but after further investigation. evidence dose show desu as a plausible suspect (;^Д^)
Impersonating other players is a foolish endeavour ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Impersonating other players is a foolish endeavour ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/01(Fri) 01:05 No.883
>Impersonating other players is a foolish endeavour
silly pen man. everone know that chuu island doesnt type lik this. (´∇`)σ
>otaku is dead. they merged with hapi
Not true! (｀～´)
But it is unfortunate that he is the only OTAKU-exclusive member as of now. OTAKU needs moar members!!!
silly pen man. everone know that chuu island doesnt type lik this. (´∇`)σ
>otaku is dead. they merged with hapi
Not true! (｀～´)
But it is unfortunate that he is the only OTAKU-exclusive member as of now. OTAKU needs moar members!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/12/01(Fri) 02:25 No.884
we think it is time for another thread on /b/ so more people will play. seems like a wave of people started playing when the threads were up and it should be ok as long as we dont make more than one in a period of time. also nekomimi is wapanese so is put on the list of islands that can join OTAKU
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/01(Fri) 03:27 No.886
Funny that Suiseiseki island wrote 5 paragraphs to let himself get the turn cup and in the end forgot what happens to islands that catch my attention (also i dont think he will be ever be paying Dnalsi as he just bought a def facility so I invite everyone to open fire :D )
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Iopsdian Defense Council 2023/12/01(Fri) 03:31 No.887
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!.. Desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen 2023/12/01(Fri) 03:46 No.888
at this rate if Jiyulando wants turn cup then all you do is sit back and crack open a cold one
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/12/01(Fri) 04:52 No.890
it doesn't make sense to us that DESU would attack it's own kind and not the other non-doll island. they should instead form a doll bond
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/01(Fri) 07:05 No.891
The top brass of the Defense Council came to me with mai waifus' hymen held hostage. They said if I don't blow Suiseiseki to smithereens then she'll never be pure again! The doll must be destroyed!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/01(Fri) 07:11 No.892
Wait... wut happened to nekomimi island?
Did Suiseiseki get to them? (;ﾟДﾟ)
Did Suiseiseki get to them? (;ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man 2023/12/01(Fri) 07:15 No.893
wait wtf?? i am not the target of hate? i am anti HAPI (trade mark bc they copy righted it i love people being happy)
stop next turn or else i will full on send so many nukes u cant count to your isalnd....
stop next turn or else i will full on send so many nukes u cant count to your isalnd....
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/01(Fri) 09:44 No.894
>Turn 291: A Inora Ghost monster appeared on Chuu Island!! The City at (7, 6) has been trampled.
Goddammit (;´Д`)
Goddammit (;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/01(Fri) 12:29 No.895
Yeah what happened to nekomimi?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/01(Fri) 12:33 No.896
Since teh logs show that they performed ground leveling on the same turn they became uninhabited, it's possible they accidentally steamroll'd their entire population of catgirls (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/01(Fri) 14:32 No.897
>>896
PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS TRUE!!
PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS TRUE!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/01(Fri) 18:06 No.898
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the City at (8, 3). The land was submerged.
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the Factory at (8, 5). The land was submerged.
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the Forest at (9, 5). The land was submerged.
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the City at (7, 4). The land was submerged.
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the Forest at (8, 4). The land was submerged.
NOT COOL ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the Factory at (8, 5). The land was submerged.
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the Forest at (9, 5). The land was submerged.
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the City at (7, 4). The land was submerged.
>Turn 293: Suiseiseki Island targeted Chuu Island (9, 4) with a Land-destroying missile launch, which landed on the Forest at (8, 4). The land was submerged.
NOT COOL ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/01(Fri) 18:15 No.899
I am guessing Suiseiseki isn't going to seek a treaty. Another war of elimination comes.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/01(Fri) 18:46 No.900
would Suiseiseki be so kind enough to send me all of there money?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/01(Fri) 19:15 No.901
That is Dnalsi's money, leprechaun.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/01(Fri) 19:49 No.902
how? its not in there bank account
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:02 No.903
And now we are seeing the consequence of it not being there.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:12 No.904
suzuki was wrongfuly attacked by the big bully desu! desu just went in and started bombing and telling every one to join
>>847
>>852
hapi is evil monsters, they are the ccp with there social credit system.
why should i be marked as a terrorist for giving food to a island that so happend to be on a list. and then have that be as an excuse to be allowed to walked al over
>>847
>>852
hapi is evil monsters, they are the ccp with there social credit system.
why should i be marked as a terrorist for giving food to a island that so happend to be on a list. and then have that be as an excuse to be allowed to walked al over
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:21 No.905
well you cant realy go after me if he decides to dump all the cash onto me. he will still be in debt and its not my job to repay it.
plus if you are bombing him to the sea floor then wont matter anyways ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
plus if you are bombing him to the sea floor then wont matter anyways ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:24 No.907
>well you cant realy go after me
Wrong
Wrong
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:32 No.908
pen man gave out his money before uninhabiting and you never went after the money
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:37 No.909
Geez, I'm not a policeman to keep track of every little crime, but Dnalsi really deserves this money and I will make sure he either gets it, or everyone that takes a hold of it DIES.
Anyway how do u know about pen war in such great detail, new islander?
Anyway how do u know about pen war in such great detail, new islander?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:44 No.910
DESU is obviously pretending to care about DNALSI to further increase their population. They did this to other islands as well.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/01(Fri) 20:47 No.911
I'm just trying to bring peace to archipelago by sinking asshole islands. It's funny that they never learn desu~
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/01(Fri) 22:04 No.913
there is a nifty little link at the top of the game that shows the wiki. you should give some of it a read
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/01(Fri) 22:08 No.914
>>909 do you hear how radical you sound.
"we want pease" *bombs island* "terrorist" *bombs island some more*
last i check susiki was not fighting back for the first few turns untill you pushed him into a cornor
"we want pease" *bombs island* "terrorist" *bombs island some more*
last i check susiki was not fighting back for the first few turns untill you pushed him into a cornor
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/01(Fri) 22:18 No.915
>there is a nifty little link at the top of the game that shows the wiki.
No mention of pen island sending anyone money. I wonder WHO is behind rainbow island hmmmmmmmmm
>914
Oh uhh you can't get the turn cup because I'm gonna bomb you uhhhh ohhhh (dies)
No mention of pen island sending anyone money. I wonder WHO is behind rainbow island hmmmmmmmmm
>914
Oh uhh you can't get the turn cup because I'm gonna bomb you uhhhh ohhhh (dies)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/01(Fri) 22:23 No.916
Suiseiseki Island has bombed multiple innocent islands and demonstrated that they nevar intended to pay for it, so teh peace-loving islands of teh Heyuri Archipelago are once again joining hands to neutralize a great threat
ヽ(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)ノ
ヽ(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)人(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/01(Fri) 22:29 No.917
propaganda..
Re: Hakoniwa Islands An anonymous doll 2023/12/02(Sat) 01:42 No.922
we believe it's time to have negotiations again?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Suiseiseki◆wZQNLWJXH6 2023/12/02(Sat) 01:52 No.923
>922
This doll is not one of ours! You may not have negotiations on our behalf
This doll is not one of ours! You may not have negotiations on our behalf
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/02(Sat) 02:01 No.924
>This doll is not one of ours! You may not have negotiations on our behalf
So... you don't want negotiations? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
So... you don't want negotiations? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous◆8P5aWS1oNw 2023/12/02(Sat) 09:04 No.925
Be smart. If an island has many widely dispersed villages/towns/cities and plenty of funds remaining, picking them off one by one is going to take a very long time; and the target can continue launching devastating attacks at you and/or your allies through it all.
Conversely, if they only have a few forests/missile bases remaining and you aim for those instead, their offensive capabilities can be reduced to nil fairly quickly. If they're sensible, they will surrender once they can no longer attack; if not, it will at least give you and your allies time to pick off their remaining cities without sustaining unnecessary damages yourselves.
Conversely, if they only have a few forests/missile bases remaining and you aim for those instead, their offensive capabilities can be reduced to nil fairly quickly. If they're sensible, they will surrender once they can no longer attack; if not, it will at least give you and your allies time to pick off their remaining cities without sustaining unnecessary damages yourselves.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Suiseiseki◆wZQNLWJXH6 2023/12/02(Sat) 09:44 No.926
The situation might look bad however with pen man as my strategic advisor there is still may yet be hope
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/02(Sat) 10:00 No.927
I confirm, Suiseiseki's def facility is a facade
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/02(Sat) 12:02 No.928
rainbow island is to send all received funds to Dnalsi by next turn.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/02(Sat) 12:24 No.929
>rainbow island is to send all received funds to Dnalsi by next turn.
Don't start a 2nd war b4 this one is over (;^Д^)
Plus rainbow Island is not BAI-listed, so it would be a crime to attack them
Don't start a 2nd war b4 this one is over (;^Д^)
Plus rainbow Island is not BAI-listed, so it would be a crime to attack them
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/02(Sat) 13:07 No.931
>929
Can't we BAI list them for effectively stealing Dnalsi's funds, if they refuse to send them?
Can't we BAI list them for effectively stealing Dnalsi's funds, if they refuse to send them?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/02(Sat) 14:54 No.932
about that. i am reallg not rainbow island....
you dont have any money, you dont have and firepower, you took bombings for a few turns before retaliating, you are now rasing a white flag.
the war is clearly over. plus who can hold a gruge on a suzuki D:
reply FREE SUZUKI! if you agree that the war is over and that no more attackinings should occur
you dont have any money, you dont have and firepower, you took bombings for a few turns before retaliating, you are now rasing a white flag.
the war is clearly over. plus who can hold a gruge on a suzuki D:
reply FREE SUZUKI! if you agree that the war is over and that no more attackinings should occur
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/02(Sat) 17:18 No.933
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/02(Sat) 18:18 No.934
With Suiseiseki having up and left their island, it seems the war is now over. We apologize for not jumping in to fight, but we were focused on making renovations in this time. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>however with pen man as my strategic advisor there is still may yet be hope
Well, that didn't work out so well, now did it? (´∇`)σ
>however with pen man as my strategic advisor there is still may yet be hope
Well, that didn't work out so well, now did it? (´∇`)σ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/02(Sat) 18:23 No.935
>>934
my adviser is upchuk.
and i believe his adviser is loli island
witch i don't know who loli island adviser is
my adviser is upchuk.
and i believe his adviser is loli island
witch i don't know who loli island adviser is
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/12/02(Sat) 20:22 No.936
we offer suiseiseki refuge on our island until the dolls find a new one
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/12/03(Sun) 06:30 No.943
｜ ｜
｜ ｜
｜ ｜
｜ ｜
｜ (-＿-)
｜ Ｕ Ｕ
｜ ＵＵ
｜
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU 2023/12/03(Sun) 14:18 No.944
dose this mean pc98 is on BAI?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/03(Sun) 14:22 No.945
I don't think so cuz it was clearly a mistake and caused 0 damage
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/03(Sun) 14:29 No.946
>944
Not me, hi pen man.
Not me, hi pen man.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/03(Sun) 16:40 No.947
not me either you fuck
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/03(Sun) 17:06 No.948
I want to give Pen English lessons. ( ´ω`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Teacher 2023/12/03(Sun) 18:00 No.949
Pen man, beginning each sentence and name with a capital letter will go a long way to make you more legible. Also, before posting, reread your message to check for spelling mistakes.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/03(Sun) 18:19 No.950
Only Parch Moon Island and rainbow Island used ground leveling this turn, which makes them suspects for the bombing of PC98.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/03(Sun) 18:25 No.951
pc98 was also a suspect in the parched moon bombing.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/03(Sun) 18:36 No.952
>Only Parch Moon Island and rainbow Island used ground leveling this turn, which makes them suspects for the bombing of PC98.
Iopsd, rainbow island, and parch moon all did ground leveling. but we trust that iopsd didn't do it and rainbow island lacks a motive. parch moon however, blames PC98 for the stealth missile attacks against them which we didn't do.(;`Д´) we demand 500M$ from parch moon island or war will be imminent unless they can prove their innocence
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/03(Sun) 18:39 No.953
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/03(Sun) 18:49 No.954
We advise PC98 Island to remember that G Island provided the more compelling evidence during the "Who Bombed Parch Moon Island?" case, and that PC98 Island's defense was essentially a statement saying "we didn't do it because we didn't" (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/03(Sun) 18:50 No.955
i have breaking news, so i went to Iopsd to see there famouse gamer doctor and she said i have a brain tumor and thats why i have stroke like symptoms..
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/03(Sun) 19:07 No.956
>We advise PC98 Island to remember that G Island provided the more compelling evidence during the "Who Bombed Parch Moon Island?" case, and that PC98 Island's defense was essentially a statement saying "we didn't do it because we didn't" (;^Д^)
We assure you we didn't. but who are you, a mere representative, to question us? we wish to speak with anonwaha directly
>i have breaking news, so i went to Iopsd to see there famouse gamer doctor and she said i have a brain tumor and thats why i have stroke like symptoms..
we offer the cheapest cyborg brain replacement surgery at 10000t of food
We assure you we didn't. but who are you, a mere representative, to question us? we wish to speak with anonwaha directly
>i have breaking news, so i went to Iopsd to see there famouse gamer doctor and she said i have a brain tumor and thats why i have stroke like symptoms..
we offer the cheapest cyborg brain replacement surgery at 10000t of food
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/03(Sun) 21:32 No.958
pc98 accidentally bombed neko twice and and probably bombed partch too
dummyfyck you ask partch moon for proof when you didnt even.
wait too next time to see if someone shoot you again.
dummyfyck you ask partch moon for proof when you didnt even.
wait too next time to see if someone shoot you again.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands NyuNews 2023/12/03(Sun) 22:01 No.959
Good Morning Hakoniwa Islanders,
I am Puchiko, reporter at NyuNews. Welcome to our first international broadcast nyu.
We will try to explain the current political situation and society in Nyu Island, as it may have puzzled many leaders of the Archipelago.
Shortly after scanning the surrounding islands, the sukumizu Puchikos detected no threat. We elected a representative: Puchiko, member of the N.Y.U. (New Youth Union) party. She didn't represent anything and just fell asleep nyuu... While in charge of foreignu affairs, she isn't exactly our ruler either: we live in complete anyurchy.
Since Puchiko does whatever she wants, everyone went to bed once we built enough houses and farms for everyone. In the meantime, it seems the Island was severely bombed by an unknown agent. Our population density decreased a lot I think, but I didn't count, nyu!
While the event gained international attention, it didn't wake up our representative from her nap. We only guessed what happened from the craters everywhere once we woke up. (・x・)
I am Puchiko, reporter at NyuNews. Welcome to our first international broadcast nyu.
We will try to explain the current political situation and society in Nyu Island, as it may have puzzled many leaders of the Archipelago.
Shortly after scanning the surrounding islands, the sukumizu Puchikos detected no threat. We elected a representative: Puchiko, member of the N.Y.U. (New Youth Union) party. She didn't represent anything and just fell asleep nyuu... While in charge of foreignu affairs, she isn't exactly our ruler either: we live in complete anyurchy.
Since Puchiko does whatever she wants, everyone went to bed once we built enough houses and farms for everyone. In the meantime, it seems the Island was severely bombed by an unknown agent. Our population density decreased a lot I think, but I didn't count, nyu!
While the event gained international attention, it didn't wake up our representative from her nap. We only guessed what happened from the craters everywhere once we woke up. (・x・)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands NyuNews 2023/12/03(Sun) 22:04 No.960
In an unprecedented effort for diplomacy, some Puchikos tried to wake up our delegate, who issued the following statement:
I told her to use Game Discussion, but she didn't listen. As to why she hasn't been fired yet, it's because no one wants to do her job. Even she doesn't want, nyu.
I'm going to practice Me Kara Beam to defend our island next time, nyuu~!
I told her to use Game Discussion, but she didn't listen. As to why she hasn't been fired yet, it's because no one wants to do her job. Even she doesn't want, nyu.
I'm going to practice Me Kara Beam to defend our island next time, nyuu~!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/03(Sun) 22:19 No.961
∧ ∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜=(´∀`)> ＜ wait too next time to see if someone shoot you again.
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what "dose" it mean?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/03(Sun) 22:19 No.962
Teh Nyu Island bombings were from PC98 Island in an effort to "save" teh Puchikos from meeting their untimely demise due to disasters/food shortages. Unfortunately, these bombings also killed just as many Puchikos as were saved - 13,900 (;^Д^)
PC98 Island was BAI-listed for it for a while, but all of their crimes were written off when they assisted in teh Pen vs. HAPI/OTAKU War
PC98 Island was BAI-listed for it for a while, but all of their crimes were written off when they assisted in teh Pen vs. HAPI/OTAKU War
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Alpaca Acolyte◆H8i9Ww/q8Q 2023/12/04(Mon) 02:27 No.963
Thank you, rainbow and Cows islands, for your assistance against the monster. I was away on vacation Σ(;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/04(Mon) 06:08 No.964
>>955
Did our doctor make it clear that we offer brain transplantations into mechalolis? You may lose some braincells on the transfer, but you weren't using them anyways.
Did our doctor make it clear that we offer brain transplantations into mechalolis? You may lose some braincells on the transfer, but you weren't using them anyways.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/04(Mon) 23:06 No.965
For how long do you think peace would last?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/04(Mon) 23:53 No.966
>>965
untill pen island comes back
untill pen island comes back
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/12/05(Tue) 06:24 No.967
>Turn 306: At rainbow Island (9, 5), a 5000M$ budget Excavation was conducted, but no oil was found.
It seems pen island's come back has been delayed
It seems pen island's come back has been delayed
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/05(Tue) 09:24 No.969
Pen man is not a ruler around my parts. I may not be a HAPI member but I still do fallow their structure.
Cows Island, please don't defame me. I know we say stuff back and forth in passing population but you are making my image look bad...
Cows Island, please don't defame me. I know we say stuff back and forth in passing population but you are making my image look bad...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/05(Tue) 11:25 No.970
If your not pen man then you have to be the Upchuckian king. We finally meet again... It's tiem to du-du-du-ddddd-DUEL!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/05(Tue) 12:06 No.971
So many disasters this turn
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/05(Tue) 12:18 No.972
Hakoniwa kamisama has been angered! (;ﾟДﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/12/05(Tue) 12:27 No.973
>Cows Island, please don't defame me. I know we say stuff back and forth in passing population but you are making my image look bad...
I'm sorry, but maybe you shouldn't lend him your trip code if you don't want be associated with pen man...
I'm sorry, but maybe you shouldn't lend him your trip code if you don't want be associated with pen man...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/05(Tue) 13:27 No.974
Sugoi Cow-san!!!
I didn't even see before!
Well then that is solid confirmation that rainbow island is in fact led by pen man!
I didn't even see before!
Well then that is solid confirmation that rainbow island is in fact led by pen man!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/05(Tue) 14:36 No.975
>Hakoniwa kamisama has been angered! (;ﾟДﾟ)
Meanwhile, my island has been spared from her wrath. By renouncing hakoniwa kamisama, I have denied her any power in my realm! These are just some of the many benefits of Lolislam! (｀∇´)
Meanwhile, my island has been spared from her wrath. By renouncing hakoniwa kamisama, I have denied her any power in my realm! These are just some of the many benefits of Lolislam! (｀∇´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/05(Tue) 16:40 No.976
i never gave out my trip code. i belive that evil menace must havd compromised my computer. >:(
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/05(Tue) 17:12 No.977
Check out post 881 
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/05(Tue) 17:25 No.978
its true i put a rat on your computer skid XD get fucked
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/05(Tue) 17:41 No.979
Brain tumors are scary (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ANARU SEKUSU 2023/12/05(Tue) 18:05 No.980
9999M$ GET!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/05(Tue) 18:28 No.981
first monument?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/05(Tue) 22:33 No.985
>9999M$ GET!
excavate for oil in the hole of your island
excavate for oil in the hole of your island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆G9S30fSofg 2023/12/06(Wed) 02:26 No.988
the island we crashed upon dose in fact seem to be rainbow island. i am still working my way thu there network, stealing there trip was really EZ.
>>964
i just gained accesses to there food reserves. so i will be taking your offer. if you would be kind enough to send your doctor over for a visit, they do have really nice drugged out hippies here. nothing of use but they are all about peace it was easy to social engineer them.
>>964
i just gained accesses to there food reserves. so i will be taking your offer. if you would be kind enough to send your doctor over for a visit, they do have really nice drugged out hippies here. nothing of use but they are all about peace it was easy to social engineer them.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/06(Wed) 06:34 No.989
OK I GOT A NEW TRIP CODE.
don't give pen men a brain transfer. we are locking down all security and banning civilians from a lot of things.
don't give pen men a brain transfer. we are locking down all security and banning civilians from a lot of things.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/06(Wed) 18:05 No.991
"Turn 313: Parch Moon Island's planned Afforestation was canceled because the planned location of (9, 3) was Missile base."
LOOOOOL
LOOOOOL
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/06(Wed) 19:13 No.992
Zhào Wu of the strategic tree planting committee was supposed to face execution for his grave error, however he escaped by boat to an unknown location.
If you come across Zhào Wu please contact our escapee comittee so we may retrieve him and let him face his punishment.
If you come across Zhào Wu please contact our escapee comittee so we may retrieve him and let him face his punishment.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2023/12/06(Wed) 19:16 No.993
We also request clarification of the meaning of this message.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/06(Wed) 19:59 No.994
PC98 don't u dare touch Parch Moon island!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:39 No.995
>We also request clarification of the meaning of this message.
Parch moon island sent stealth missiles to PC98ーunless it was Iopsd but we trust that they wouldn't. to pay for the damages, we want 500M$ at some point
>PC98 don't u dare touch Parch Moon island!
DESU has no say in this. dont overstep your own boundaries
Parch moon island sent stealth missiles to PC98ーunless it was Iopsd but we trust that they wouldn't. to pay for the damages, we want 500M$ at some point
>PC98 don't u dare touch Parch Moon island!
DESU has no say in this. dont overstep your own boundaries
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:43 No.996
We won't be tolerating assholish behaviour, considering you sent the stealth missiles first.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:49 No.997
>We won't be tolerating assholish behaviour, considering you sent the stealth missiles first.
if this was true we would accept it and let it be. but since it's NOT we wont stand for it
if this was true we would accept it and let it be. but since it's NOT we wont stand for it
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:51 No.998
So why didn't you send your island's log back then? G island did. You had no reason to not send it if you didn't do it.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/06(Wed) 21:58 No.999
>So why didn't you send your island's log back then? G island did. You had no reason to not send it if you didn't do it.
we didn't even entertain the idea because we didn't care what parch moon thought. but now that it is our business we have to act, although all we want is the damages paid
we didn't even entertain the idea because we didn't care what parch moon thought. but now that it is our business we have to act, although all we want is the damages paid
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/06(Wed) 22:04 No.1000
1000 GET!!!
I recommend Parch Moon to join HAPI right nao.
I recommend Parch Moon to join HAPI right nao.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/06(Wed) 22:09 No.1001
We know who did it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/06(Wed) 22:27 No.1002
>I recommend Parch Moon to join HAPI right nao.
dont piss yourself yet, our minister of the interior prevents us from attacking, as if we wanted a war we couldn't afford
dont piss yourself yet, our minister of the interior prevents us from attacking, as if we wanted a war we couldn't afford
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/07(Thu) 08:09 No.1003
I must say that this "ME-tan" is a little unhinged. Can we get the old Rex in charge of this volatile situation?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes Representative 2023/12/07(Thu) 15:37 No.1004
We've just lost our island password due to a RAID-0 failure lmao
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes Representative 2023/12/07(Thu) 15:39 No.1005
Well, we haven't lost them right now, we lost them some tiem ago, but we've confirmed then unrecoverable just now. lol
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/07(Thu) 15:47 No.1006
Post here with a tripcode using the same IP and we'll send u a new password using Off-Topic's PM system ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/07(Thu) 16:31 No.1007
So uhhh.
Do missile bases count as disaster protection in the same way forests do? Like if you were to surround a farm in missile bases, would it blow away?
Do missile bases count as disaster protection in the same way forests do? Like if you were to surround a farm in missile bases, would it blow away?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/07(Thu) 16:35 No.1008
They don't protect anything
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/07(Thu) 16:37 No.1009
Only forests and monuments have that ability (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/08(Fri) 00:31 No.1010
>I must say that this "ME-tan" is a little unhinged. Can we get the old Rex in charge of this volatile situation?
Rex de PC98 is staying at his vacation palace in 2,6 after his failed seppuku attempt. the OS-tan government is in charge until his return, and we are wounded by these harsh words
Rex de PC98 is staying at his vacation palace in 2,6 after his failed seppuku attempt. the OS-tan government is in charge until his return, and we are wounded by these harsh words
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/08(Fri) 05:16 No.1011
It would seem Rex has been overthrown in a coup by the OS-tans... (＾Д^)
We pray that HAPI and OTAKU interests do not clash anytime soon, and can cooperate with thisrather unstable new government.
We pray that HAPI and OTAKU interests do not clash anytime soon, and can cooperate with this
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/08(Fri) 05:32 No.1012
i have lost the interest of the public.
this saddens me. maybe i should take over a military base and bomb a island
this saddens me. maybe i should take over a military base and bomb a island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/08(Fri) 06:21 No.1013
>>1012
I have not forgotten about you, heretic. You took my name for your own and made false claims under my identity, and this I do not forgive easily. We still remember when our people were persecuted for siding with DESU. Your time will come. (`Д´)
I have not forgotten about you, heretic. You took my name for your own and made false claims under my identity, and this I do not forgive easily. We still remember when our people were persecuted for siding with DESU. Your time will come. (`Д´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/08(Fri) 08:08 No.1014
Perhaps we should all come together for a Christmas truce. It seems as though war is the way of the Hakoniwa Archipelago, but I believe we could atleast take this holy month to not deplete our missile supplies? ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes Representative◆vVCGdZ5/mc 2023/12/08(Fri) 16:01 No.1018
>>1006
tets
tets
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes Representative◆vVCGdZ5/mc 2023/12/08(Fri) 16:03 No.1019
how does the PM thingy work btw?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/08(Fri) 16:39 No.1020
There's a new guide on teh wiki: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Tripcode-based_PM_Module
Re: Hakoniwa Islands kewrtes Representative◆vVCGdZ5/mc 2023/12/08(Fri) 22:32 No.1022
Great news, HIA has helped us get another password, bad news, we have been the target of aggression. After a briefing we will decide how to deal with this situation
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/09(Sat) 00:06 No.1023
>>1014
Hah! Christmas is haram in our culture! We do not celebrate such filth! (｀∇´)
...But since our Ambassador insists we be more tolerant of other faiths, we are willing to agree to an armistice on this month as long as other islands cooperate too. (｀～´)
Hah! Christmas is haram in our culture! We do not celebrate such filth! (｀∇´)
...But since our Ambassador insists we be more tolerant of other faiths, we are willing to agree to an armistice on this month as long as other islands cooperate too. (｀～´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/09(Sat) 02:35 No.1024
Well, if one other is in agreement then I shall put forth the tag: CTA (Christmas Truce Agreement)
Any islands who wish to participate should put that in their comment, and perhaps if it grows to a correct size, we can all give eachother gifts.
Any islands who wish to participate should put that in their comment, and perhaps if it grows to a correct size, we can all give eachother gifts.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2023/12/09(Sat) 02:38 No.1025
We of Parch Moon are in the festive mood and will agree to participate in this "Christmas Truce Agreement", despite already being a peaceful island with no confirmed enemies.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/09(Sat) 04:03 No.1026
We truce'd ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/09(Sat) 07:57 No.1027
It seems Hakoniwa Kamisama is not feeling teh Christmas spirit (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/09(Sat) 13:49 No.1028
Moar proof that Lolislam is superior! (´∇`)σ
This is why you should convert today! DEW IT NAO!!!!
This is why you should convert today! DEW IT NAO!!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ANARRU SEKKUSU 2023/12/10(Sun) 01:43 No.1029
Monolith GET
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/10(Sun) 01:52 No.1030
Now stick it in Lake Pooper ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/10(Sun) 05:21 No.1031
"we declare war on PC98 island!"
dont worry we will come with military aid and bomb the shit out of them
dont worry we will come with military aid and bomb the shit out of them
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/10(Sun) 05:37 No.1032
>dont worry we will come with military aid and bomb the shit out of them
I think Hakoniwa Kamisama beat u to it (;^Д^)
I think Hakoniwa Kamisama beat u to it (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Dnalsian man 2023/12/10(Sun) 08:24 No.1033
cows and i colelctively fired fifteen missiles at the red inora on dnalsi island last turn and didn't get a SINGLE fukin hit
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/10(Sun) 23:41 No.1034
ANARRU SEKKUSU looks so pretty and unique with the great anal lake and the monument
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/11(Mon) 08:06 No.1035
Just as our island was nearing complete restoration from teh Suiseiseki war... hueg meteorite (;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/12(Tue) 01:43 No.1036
i am also a bitch boy who war mongers insted of bringing pease
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/12(Tue) 02:19 No.1037
U appeared to enter the wrong name there leprechaun-san, so we corrected it 4 u ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/12(Tue) 05:40 No.1039
i am also a bitch boy who war mongers insted of bringing pease
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/12(Tue) 06:05 No.1040
>>1037
that is not me, i never typed that nor have i war mongerd
that is not me, i never typed that nor have i war mongerd
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/12(Tue) 06:12 No.1041
>that is not me, i never typed that nor have i war mongerd
O RLY? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
O RLY? (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/12(Tue) 06:35 No.1042
now the HAI is making shit up
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/12(Tue) 06:53 No.1043
Looks like a new contender for public enemy has emerged... (´人｀)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/12(Tue) 08:00 No.1044
Why might that be, PC98-san? I don't remember HAPI members telling anyone to not join OTAKU or other alliances
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/12(Tue) 08:03 No.1045
maybe because the war mongering that HAPI dose. as you stated that you indulge in it yourself.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/12(Tue) 08:07 No.1046
Nobody was talking to u, pen man ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/12(Tue) 10:53 No.1047
I got ChatGPT 4 so if mod-san sent the source code I can try to add the scroll to bottom feature to YYBOARD.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous Coward 2023/12/12(Tue) 14:10 No.1048
Scroll to bottom can be done by putting an anchor at the bottom of the pag... wait, we already have that 
https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamedis/yybbs.cgi?res=8&pg=0#bottom
https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamedis/yybbs.cgi?res=8&pg=0#top
https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamedis/yybbs.cgi?res=8&pg=0#bottom
https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamedis/yybbs.cgi?res=8&pg=0#top
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/12(Tue) 14:52 No.1049
>>1048
Oh, I didn't notice. Well how about we put bottom next to the "View entire thread" in thread view?
Oh, I didn't notice. Well how about we put bottom next to the "View entire thread" in thread view?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/12(Tue) 18:19 No.1050
desu are you retarded or something?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/12(Tue) 20:01 No.1051
Don't be mean to the doll. Braincells aren't friendly to porcelain.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/12(Tue) 20:15 No.1052
Huh? What's your problem Iopsd? I just wanted some convenience.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/13(Wed) 09:06 No.1053
>Why might that be, PC98-san? I don't remember HAPI members telling anyone to not join OTAKU or other alliances
OTAKU suits some islands better. also now we have an balance of members^^
OTAKU suits some islands better. also now we have an balance of members^^
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/13(Wed) 10:20 No.1054
>OTAKU suits some islands better
Who says? They're not mutually exclusive, as demonstrated by the fact that 3/5 of OTAKU's members are also members of HAPI o_0
Any non-BAI-listed island is welcome to join HAPI as they please if they're interested in assisting and being assisted, so any island is suitable!
We'd appreciate if u didn't go around "advising" islands not to join HAPI, kthx
Who says? They're not mutually exclusive, as demonstrated by the fact that 3/5 of OTAKU's members are also members of HAPI o_0
Any non-BAI-listed island is welcome to join HAPI as they please if they're interested in assisting and being assisted, so any island is suitable!
We'd appreciate if u didn't go around "advising" islands not to join HAPI, kthx
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/13(Wed) 10:32 No.1055
>Who says?
>We'd appreciate if u didn't go around "advising" islands not to join HAPI, kthx
we say! we also advise all islands to not join HAPI. again we would rather speak with anonwaha directly than speak with his representative
>We'd appreciate if u didn't go around "advising" islands not to join HAPI, kthx
we say! we also advise all islands to not join HAPI. again we would rather speak with anonwaha directly than speak with his representative
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/13(Wed) 11:03 No.1056
>we also advise all islands to not join HAPI
That's very petty and self-serving of u, but I guess that's to be expected from an island that did not join the Christmas Truce Agreement ^^;
In that case, do u intend to sever ties with the HAPI members who joined OTAKU, or do u intend to keep them in OTAKU since it benefits u? (;^Д^)
>again we would rather speak with anonwaha directly than speak with his representative
...I (anonwaha) am teh representative of Chuu Island o_0
That's very petty and self-serving of u, but I guess that's to be expected from an island that did not join the Christmas Truce Agreement ^^;
In that case, do u intend to sever ties with the HAPI members who joined OTAKU, or do u intend to keep them in OTAKU since it benefits u? (;^Д^)
>again we would rather speak with anonwaha directly than speak with his representative
...I (anonwaha) am teh representative of Chuu Island o_0
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/13(Wed) 11:13 No.1057
>That's very petty and self-serving of u, but I guess that's to be expected from an island that did not join the Christmas Truce Agreement ^^;
we had CTA on there but forgot to add it when we made a new comment
>In that case, do u intend to sever ties with the HAPI members who joined OTAKU, or do u intend to keep them in OTAKU since it benefits u? (;^Д^)
this is out of the question
>...I (anonwaha) am teh representative of Chuu Island o_0
the many faces of chuu
we had CTA on there but forgot to add it when we made a new comment
>In that case, do u intend to sever ties with the HAPI members who joined OTAKU, or do u intend to keep them in OTAKU since it benefits u? (;^Д^)
this is out of the question
>...I (anonwaha) am teh representative of Chuu Island o_0
the many faces of chuu
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/14(Thu) 02:29 No.1058
Don't you hate it when you food export instead of food aid
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/14(Thu) 06:49 No.1059
PC98 is scaring me. Are you guys plotting something under the protection of the CTA? New years surprise attack??
You do take after the Japanese, so it would make sense..
You do take after the Japanese, so it would make sense..
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/14(Thu) 07:46 No.1060
>PC98 is scaring me. Are you guys plotting something under the protection of the CTA? New years surprise attack??
We are hungry for conquest but have no enemy island that is worth fighting and a lot to do until we'd be ready and have no enemy worth fighting, thanks to 40 turns of disaster, repair, disaster, repair, disaster, etc. Iopsd island has nothing to worry about though, you can see our opinion of every island at the bottom of https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=PC98_Island
We are hungry for conquest but have no enemy island that is worth fighting and a lot to do until we'd be ready and have no enemy worth fighting, thanks to 40 turns of disaster, repair, disaster, repair, disaster, etc. Iopsd island has nothing to worry about though, you can see our opinion of every island at the bottom of https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=PC98_Island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/14(Thu) 07:57 No.1061
>40 turns of disaster, repair, disaster, repair, disaster
I think most islands can relate to that (;^Д^)
I think most islands can relate to that (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/14(Thu) 08:16 No.1062
>no enemy worth fighting
I see i accidentally restated myself
I see i accidentally restated myself
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Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/14(Thu) 20:43 No.1063
my eyes are on a prosperity award. coming real quick
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/15(Fri) 00:04 No.1064
what's the point, they do nothing
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/15(Fri) 00:17 No.1065
Awards boost your island's e-peen ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/15(Fri) 01:27 No.1066
How many inches does your island's e-peen start with? (´～`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/15(Fri) 01:32 No.1067
1 inch for having an island, and then it's 1 inch per award
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/15(Fri) 02:19 No.1068
and an even bigger peen when your the first to get something.
cow with the king kill.
pen with his rig.
anal with the monument.
Dnalsi with his failure.
cow with the king kill.
pen with his rig.
anal with the monument.
Dnalsi with his failure.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2023/12/15(Fri) 03:30 No.1069
>insults us
>gifts us 10 thousand parcels of food
What game are you playing PC98.
>gifts us 10 thousand parcels of food
What game are you playing PC98.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/15(Fri) 03:37 No.1070
'tis the season
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/15(Fri) 04:58 No.1071
PC98 is announcing it's will to enter the (・∀・) alliance, if ANNARU SEKKUSU will have us. Let us put aside the feelings from the OTAKU-ANNARU war, and create a new bond, not just between our islands, but between (・∀・) and OTAKU.
Exchange Anarru Sekkusu◆RWN2W9gCro 2023/12/17(Sun) 18:41 No.1077
ANARRU SEKKUSU Island needs food!
I'm willing to exchange 1,500M$ for 300,000 tons of food.
If you want to exchange, please write about it in this thread.
I'll only send 1,500M$ to THE FIRST person who writes about it in this thread and sends me 30,000t of food.
I'm willing to exchange 1,500M$ for 300,000 tons of food.
If you want to exchange, please write about it in this thread.
I'll only send 1,500M$ to THE FIRST person who writes about it in this thread and sends me 30,000t of food.
Exchange Anaru Sekkusu◆RWN2W9gCro 2023/12/17(Sun) 19:35 No.1078
Uhhmm I meant 1,500M$ for 300,000 tons of food
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2023/12/17(Sun) 20:25 No.1079
>>1077
The Parch Moon Food reserves are in good shape, with this in mind me agree to help the island of Anarru Sekkusu and send them 300,000 units of food.
The Parch Moon Food reserves are in good shape, with this in mind me agree to help the island of Anarru Sekkusu and send them 300,000 units of food.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ANARU SEKKUSU◆RWN2W9gCro 2023/12/17(Sun) 22:04 No.1080
>1079
Good! I'll send you 1,500M$ @ turn 358
Good! I'll send you 1,500M$ @ turn 358
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/19(Tue) 12:34 No.1081
Too aggressive for my liking lately, and I wanna make moar friends so you're getting in the way of that. Don't think I don't see you trying to steal nekomimi away from me. (`Д´)
I won't cut ties with Gensokyo since they're a HAPI member, but that goes without being said.
Hakoniwa opening Anonymous 2023/12/19(Tue) 21:06 No.1088
I planned most of this out on around turn 200 so newer islanders aren't in it. Took so long because I'm lazy and bad at drawing.
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3039.mp4
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3039.mp4
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/19(Tue) 21:27 No.1089
Literally perfect. I will watch this everyday
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/19(Tue) 21:49 No.1090
It's amazi...(sees last second)
IT NEVER HAPPENED!
IT NEVER HAPPENED!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/19(Tue) 23:55 No.1091
INCREDIBLE!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/20(Wed) 00:32 No.1092
Oh fuck, I did it again...
Gomen, G Island, I forgot I still had you selected when I sent missile plans to target the Inora on DESU Island. I also didn't know you had another Sanjira, but for obvious reasons I will refrain from sending more AIDS. (;´Д`)
I will pay you 300M$ for this mistake, so please do not attack!
And there goes any chances I had with forming an alliance... (ﾉД`､)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cosmo 2023/12/20(Wed) 00:50 No.1093
I officially declare war on Weezite island! Their music isnt even that good after maladroit ヽ(`д´；)/
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/20(Wed) 01:31 No.1094
...Cosmo-san, u've been placed on Heyuri Archipelago Peace Initiative (HAPI)'s "Blacklist of Asshole Islands" (BAI) for ur crime of launching an unprovoked land-destroying missile against Weezite Island (;^Д^)
This means u can no longer receive assistance from HAPI members nor join HAPI until u pay Weezite Island back for ur crime against them. Since ur missile missed, we'll put the payment expected at the low cost of a single land-destroying missile: 100M$
This means u can no longer receive assistance from HAPI members nor join HAPI until u pay Weezite Island back for ur crime against them. Since ur missile missed, we'll put the payment expected at the low cost of a single land-destroying missile: 100M$
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cosmo 2023/12/20(Wed) 01:35 No.1095
.. whoops,,
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/20(Wed) 03:51 No.1096
>>1088
That's nuts, such effort.. such smooth animation. If I could pay you my remaining internetz, I would!
That's nuts, such effort.. such smooth animation. If I could pay you my remaining internetz, I would!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/20(Wed) 06:12 No.1097
>Too aggressive for my liking lately, and I wanna make moar friends so you're getting in the way of that.
You should already know that any islands remotely related to Japan will be invited to OTAKU, which was just Hachikuji and nekomimi
>Don't think I don't see you trying to steal nekomimi away from me. (`Д´)
We weren't trying to "steal" anyone from anybody, let alone our own ally (`Д´) (we do admit to doing this with Hachikuji and HAPI but that's unrelated). We were expecting nekomimi to have mutual allyship with OTAKU and your own new alliance and in no way did we have foul intent, but it's rather prick of you to think we meant it that way. I don't know why DESU is sore at us either, maybe the Parch Moon debate? which is a petty reason
>https://up.heyuri.net/src/3039.mp4
The most WINRAR of any OC yet!
>I officially declare war on Weezite island! Their music isnt even that good after maladroit ヽ(`д´；)/
We support Clover island in this conflict and agree that Weezer is mediocre at it's best. For this act, Clover Island is now on the new BADASS and APPLAUDED ISLANDS, not to be confused with the other bai by hapi.
You should already know that any islands remotely related to Japan will be invited to OTAKU, which was just Hachikuji and nekomimi
>Don't think I don't see you trying to steal nekomimi away from me. (`Д´)
We weren't trying to "steal" anyone from anybody, let alone our own ally (`Д´) (we do admit to doing this with Hachikuji and HAPI but that's unrelated). We were expecting nekomimi to have mutual allyship with OTAKU and your own new alliance and in no way did we have foul intent, but it's rather prick of you to think we meant it that way. I don't know why DESU is sore at us either, maybe the Parch Moon debate? which is a petty reason
>https://up.heyuri.net/src/3039.mp4
The most WINRAR of any OC yet!
>I officially declare war on Weezite island! Their music isnt even that good after maladroit ヽ(`д´；)/
We support Clover island in this conflict and agree that Weezer is mediocre at it's best. For this act, Clover Island is now on the new BADASS and APPLAUDED ISLANDS, not to be confused with the other bai by hapi.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/20(Wed) 08:45 No.1098
>You should already know that any islands remotely related to Japan will be invited to OTAKU
LIES! Chuu Island is named after the Japanese word for the sound of a kiss (commonly featured in all manners of otaku-related media), yet we've nevar received an invitation in the entire time OTAKU has existed! It's an racisms!
>We support Clover island in this conflict and agree that Weezer is mediocre at it's best.
Support? You goaded them into it!
At any rate, Clover Island has since paid back Weezite Island, so their name is cleared in HAPI's books ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
LIES! Chuu Island is named after the Japanese word for the sound of a kiss (commonly featured in all manners of otaku-related media), yet we've nevar received an invitation in the entire time OTAKU has existed! It's an racisms!
>We support Clover island in this conflict and agree that Weezer is mediocre at it's best.
Support? You goaded them into it!
365: Me-tan de PC98 > We will send funds if you declare war on Weezite island.. i'll be damned if they end up in beverly hills
At any rate, Clover Island has since paid back Weezite Island, so their name is cleared in HAPI's books ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/20(Wed) 08:57 No.1099
>We were expecting nekomimi to have mutual allyship with OTAKU and your own new alliance
What, so you could have more leverage to be a hueg dick to other islands? So if you were backed into a corner, you could say "wait, you can't attack me! think of our shared ties and mutual allies! (;ﾟДﾟ)"
>rather prick of you to think we meant it that way
Oh, it's "rather prick of me", is it? How about I stick MY prick up your ASS?
You'd probably like it too, wouldn't you, fag? (`Д´)
What, so you could have more leverage to be a hueg dick to other islands? So if you were backed into a corner, you could say "wait, you can't attack me! think of our shared ties and mutual allies! (;ﾟДﾟ)"
>rather prick of you to think we meant it that way
Oh, it's "rather prick of me", is it? How about I stick MY prick up your ASS?
You'd probably like it too, wouldn't you, fag? (`Д´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/20(Wed) 09:11 No.1100
soon...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/20(Wed) 10:44 No.1101
Oh, we didn't notice this until now:
>Turn 367: Someone targeted Nyu Island (7, 5) with a Stealth missile launch, which hit the Village at (7, 5) and destroyed the entire area.
SUSPECTS:
- :P Island (only performed ground leveling)
- Parch Moon Island (only performed ground leveling)
- Clover Island (only performed financial aid)
All other islands that were active on turn 367 are accounted for, so it's gotta be one of these three islands
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
- The following messages were written to Nyu Island's tourist guestbook on turn 366:
1 366: Hachikuji-san > giving them food isn't enough. The death of Nyu Island is inevitable
2 366: Cosmo > I felt so bad lookint at the stats i immediately tapped on food aid
>Turn 367: Someone targeted Nyu Island (7, 5) with a Stealth missile launch, which hit the Village at (7, 5) and destroyed the entire area.
SUSPECTS:
- :P Island (only performed ground leveling)
- Parch Moon Island (only performed ground leveling)
- Clover Island (only performed financial aid)
All other islands that were active on turn 367 are accounted for, so it's gotta be one of these three islands
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
- The following messages were written to Nyu Island's tourist guestbook on turn 366:
1 366: Hachikuji-san > giving them food isn't enough. The death of Nyu Island is inevitable
2 366: Cosmo > I felt so bad lookint at the stats i immediately tapped on food aid
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cosmo 2023/12/20(Wed) 11:18 No.1102
i tried to overwrite the missile plan with food aid, but i guess i screwed it up and didnt bother checking twice (´⌒｀;)
Ill send financial aid immediately to pay back for this
Ill send financial aid immediately to pay back for this
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/20(Wed) 11:29 No.1103
Well that case was solved quickly ROFL
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/20(Wed) 12:18 No.1104
does the size of the Island status table change depending on the biggest comment?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/20(Wed) 12:25 No.1105
>does the size of the Island status table change depending on the biggest comment?
Yeah since this is how HTML tables werk by default, but there's a limit to how long a comment can be so it shouldn't be an issue ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Yeah since this is how HTML tables werk by default, but there's a limit to how long a comment can be so it shouldn't be an issue ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/20(Wed) 12:38 No.1106
>Turn 368: Weezite Island targeted Clover Island (7, 4) with a Pinpoint missile launch, but it hit the Wasteland at (8, 4).
Welp, now Weezite Island is BAI-listed until they pay back Clover Island
Welp, now Weezite Island is BAI-listed until they pay back Clover Island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cosmo 2023/12/20(Wed) 13:52 No.1107
>now Weezite Island is BAI-listed until they pay back Clover Island
No way they're gonna pay me back, if they can hold a grudge against me over webcomic opinions theyll hold a grudge over this!
No way they're gonna pay me back, if they can hold a grudge against me over webcomic opinions theyll hold a grudge over this!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/20(Wed) 13:58 No.1108
What if HYPOTHETICALLY, an island just starts sending single missile attacks at an island and then pays them back every next turn till they are dead?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/20(Wed) 14:14 No.1109
Fines should be proportionally bigger with every next crime
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Minister of PC98 Island affairs and military, Me-tan 2023/12/20(Wed) 16:53 No.1110
>What, so you could have more leverage to be a hueg dick to other islands? So if you were backed into a corner, you could say "wait, you can't attack me! think of our shared ties and mutual allies! (;ﾟДﾟ)"
>Oh, it's "rather prick of me", is it? How about I stick MY prick up your ASS?
You'd probably like it too, wouldn't you, fag? (`Д´)
ヽ(`Д´)ノ I don't get it. We enjoyed having your company and I thought our ties were really tight after the pen war and trying to get you back on your feet after your new island was founded(we would have sent more funds if we ever struck oil). But now suddenly, without pre-warning, your island hates us. Perhaps this is something to do with the conversion to lolislam?
>No.1100
You have our support
>Welp, now Weezite Island is BAI-listed until they pay back Clover Island
Stupid since it's not unprovoked. we take clovers side again since war is reinitiated.
>Oh, it's "rather prick of me", is it? How about I stick MY prick up your ASS?
You'd probably like it too, wouldn't you, fag? (`Д´)
ヽ(`Д´)ノ I don't get it. We enjoyed having your company and I thought our ties were really tight after the pen war and trying to get you back on your feet after your new island was founded(we would have sent more funds if we ever struck oil). But now suddenly, without pre-warning, your island hates us. Perhaps this is something to do with the conversion to lolislam?
>No.1100
You have our support
>Welp, now Weezite Island is BAI-listed until they pay back Clover Island
Stupid since it's not unprovoked. we take clovers side again since war is reinitiated.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cosmo 2023/12/20(Wed) 21:19 No.1111
Weezite island still hasnt paid me back (´Д｀。deserved, but still!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/21(Thu) 02:57 No.1112
My top economic ministers have poured over this offer for an entire turn and have decided that we'd be willing to contribute a significant amount of funds to this project, on the condition that PC98 makes efforts to prove peaceful intentions for the profits from the rig. The oddly-divisive attitude of the.. various government representatives has my Defense Council sweating, even if opinions of our fine people are high among the PC98 Hikkis.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/21(Thu) 03:47 No.1113
>on the condition that PC98 makes efforts to prove peaceful intentions for the profits from the rig.
we will be using the generated funds for landfills and better defense
>various government representatives
The OS-tans are no longer in command, long live the king!
>even if opinions of our fine people are high among the PC98 Hikkis.
the opinions of your folk are also high amongst myself and the rest of the governing class. does anyone else wish to participate in this project?
we will be using the generated funds for landfills and better defense
>various government representatives
The OS-tans are no longer in command, long live the king!
>even if opinions of our fine people are high among the PC98 Hikkis.
the opinions of your folk are also high amongst myself and the rest of the governing class. does anyone else wish to participate in this project?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/21(Thu) 04:14 No.1114
QUESTION: Should teh HIA step in and provide an emergency farm for the starving Puchikos of Nyu Island? The situation there is too tragic to ignore...
(Note that we can do so without seizing the island or modifying the password to their development center)
(Note that we can do so without seizing the island or modifying the password to their development center)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/21(Thu) 04:54 No.1115
make a comical amount of farms
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/21(Thu) 06:01 No.1116
HOLY FUCK
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/21(Thu) 06:04 No.1117
tsunamilandsubside and metieors
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/21(Thu) 06:16 No.1118
PLS READ TEH MANUAL OR AT LEAST POST 763!!!!!!!!!!111 ヽ(´Д`;)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/21(Thu) 06:38 No.1119
I don't read manuals, I'm the Emperor! The land is supposed to obey me! (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/21(Thu) 06:47 No.1120
Using our advanced technologies, Chuu Island researchers were able to scan the area and create an image-based reconstruction of how Iopsd Island likely looked prior to teh great tragedy of turn 371
Code:
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Pseudo MAP creation tool:
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3046.swf
Code:
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Pseudo MAP creation tool:
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3046.swf
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/21(Thu) 08:04 No.1121
Thank you for the reconstruction, it will be archived for our future citizens to gaze upon and see the prosperity that once reigned upon our land.
This is also a test of gifposting on here.
This is also a test of gifposting on here.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/21(Thu) 09:22 No.1122
>>1110
>The OS-tans are no longer in command, long live the king!
If this is true, we may be willing to restore relations between us. How can I be sure your reign is secure and not in danger of another coup? Our relations turned sour after the installment of the OS government, but if Rex's rule has been restored, then we may be back on good terms...
It is true that a source of much contention amongst my population is that your island predominantly follows the teachings of Hakoniwism. Perhaps you should convert to Lolislam? I believe it would enlighten you to our perspective of things. (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
>The OS-tans are no longer in command, long live the king!
If this is true, we may be willing to restore relations between us. How can I be sure your reign is secure and not in danger of another coup? Our relations turned sour after the installment of the OS government, but if Rex's rule has been restored, then we may be back on good terms...
It is true that a source of much contention amongst my population is that your island predominantly follows the teachings of Hakoniwism. Perhaps you should convert to Lolislam? I believe it would enlighten you to our perspective of things. (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/21(Thu) 13:06 No.1123
p island... attacking poor nyus
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/21(Thu) 13:11 No.1124
:P Island targeted the Inora that's currently plaguing nekomimi Island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cosmo 2023/12/21(Thu) 13:15 No.1125
Somebody tried to nuke nyu island again, even though it did nothing ill still try to help out
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san - supreme matriach of the loli ghost council 2023/12/21(Thu) 14:40 No.1126
Since teh weadership of Nyu Island sheem to be tending to its food supply shomewhat (by constructing farms), and thanks to teh aid of many ofer iswands both in finanshal and food suppwies. We shee it as worth-while in also contributing aid as long as Nyu Island continues further development.
Expect aid after continued observations.
-- Hachikuji-sama
Expect aid after continued observations.
-- Hachikuji-sama
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2023/12/21(Thu) 14:45 No.1127
>Since teh weadership of Nyu Island sheem to be tending to its food supply shomewhat (by constructing farms)
That's our handiwork
The Puchiko who is supposed to be leading Nyu Island is still MIA, presumed sleeping
That's our handiwork
The Puchiko who is supposed to be leading Nyu Island is still MIA, presumed sleeping
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/21(Thu) 14:54 No.1128
SUSPECTS (of stealth missiling Nyu Island):
...well, it's Hachikuji Island since they have no "(1)" yet have nothing listed in "Recent events" (;^Д^)
Hachikuji Island is hereby place upon teh BAI until they pay for their crime!
...well, it's Hachikuji Island since they have no "(1)" yet have nothing listed in "Recent events" (;^Д^)
Hachikuji Island is hereby place upon teh BAI until they pay for their crime!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san - supreme matriach of the loli ghost council 2023/12/21(Thu) 15:23 No.1129
>until they pay for their crime!
what a wedicuwous accusashen. On behawf of all ghost loli snail spirits, there shall be no further discussion of this topic on our end. From now on, Chuu Island is put on the "Blacklist of Fagget Islands" (BFI)
what a wedicuwous accusashen. On behawf of all ghost loli snail spirits, there shall be no further discussion of this topic on our end. From now on, Chuu Island is put on the "Blacklist of Fagget Islands" (BFI)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/21(Thu) 16:29 No.1130
>there shall be no further discussion of this topic on our end
I highly recommend u reconsider - it nevar works out well for terrorist nations in the end ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
I highly recommend u reconsider - it nevar works out well for terrorist nations in the end ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san - supreme matriach of the loli ghost council 2023/12/21(Thu) 16:34 No.1131
>I highly recommend u reconsider - it nevar works out well for terrorist nations in the end ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
And that would be good advise for a tewworist nashen... Not Hachikuji Island.
And that would be good advise for a tewworist nashen... Not Hachikuji Island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/21(Thu) 17:03 No.1132
>And that would be good advise for a tewworist nashen... Not Hachikuji Island.
Only terrorist nations launch stealth missiles at innocent islands - which Hachikuji Island is provably guilty of doing!
Here's an archive for posterity https://archive.ph/irmLK - Hachikuji Island showing clear signs of activity, yet no recent event listings to show for it!
Only terrorist nations launch stealth missiles at innocent islands - which Hachikuji Island is provably guilty of doing!
Here's an archive for posterity https://archive.ph/irmLK - Hachikuji Island showing clear signs of activity, yet no recent event listings to show for it!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san - supreme matriach of the loli ghost council 2023/12/21(Thu) 17:07 No.1133
I, repwesenting Hachikuji Island, will continue to maintain the innocence of our military and our spirits.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/21(Thu) 17:50 No.1135
>How can I be sure your reign is secure and not in danger of another coup?
We have initiated a purge, the OS-tans are exiled, to say the least
>but if Rex's rule has been restored, then we may be back on good terms...
thats good to hear
>Perhaps you should convert to Lolislam? I believe it would enlighten you to our perspective of things. (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
From a cultural standpoint, this is impossible. We are a monarchy centered around divine right from Hakoniwa Kamisama and our hikikomoris would not be willing to convert. But there is about 0.7% of our population that partake in Lolislam^^
>what a wedicuwous accusashen. On behawf of all ghost loli snail spirits, there shall be no further discussion of this topic on our end.
>From now on, Chuu Island is put on the "Blacklist of Fagget Islands" (BFI)
PC98 condemns these attacks against Nyu Island, but only because we like Nyu. However we agree with a new blacklist, since the BAI is unlogical at times. this new list needs a better name, say the Blacklist of Prick Islands, and it is effective immediately. There are no islands on it now, but Hachikuji will be if it happens again.
We have initiated a purge, the OS-tans are exiled, to say the least
>but if Rex's rule has been restored, then we may be back on good terms...
thats good to hear
>Perhaps you should convert to Lolislam? I believe it would enlighten you to our perspective of things. (ﾟ∇ﾟ)
From a cultural standpoint, this is impossible. We are a monarchy centered around divine right from Hakoniwa Kamisama and our hikikomoris would not be willing to convert. But there is about 0.7% of our population that partake in Lolislam^^
>what a wedicuwous accusashen. On behawf of all ghost loli snail spirits, there shall be no further discussion of this topic on our end.
>From now on, Chuu Island is put on the "Blacklist of Fagget Islands" (BFI)
PC98 condemns these attacks against Nyu Island, but only because we like Nyu. However we agree with a new blacklist, since the BAI is unlogical at times. this new list needs a better name, say the Blacklist of Prick Islands, and it is effective immediately. There are no islands on it now, but Hachikuji will be if it happens again.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/21(Thu) 19:42 No.1138
every one who supports the BFI should also form a group and named it AGGRO
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/21(Thu) 19:53 No.1139
Ohoho, it seems chibi islands want to meet mr Upchuck! Chuu island can u tell me whos on the BAI right nao?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/21(Thu) 20:04 No.1140
why you acting like a bitch and treating chuu like that. you are acting like you are above everyone.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/21(Thu) 20:08 No.1141
>every one who supports the BFI should also form a group and named it AGGRO
this is not about you or aggro. This BPI will be governed by OTAKU(except hachikuji for the time being)
this is not about you or aggro. This BPI will be governed by OTAKU(except hachikuji for the time being)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/21(Thu) 22:50 No.1142
This Hachikuji is acting too bratty for my liking.. Someone teach her a few things.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/22(Fri) 00:08 No.1143
OIL GET! ^^
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san - supreme matriach of the loli ghost council 2023/12/22(Fri) 01:36 No.1144
>(except hachikuji for the time being)
Hachikuji Island is okay with this, and are willing to cooperate with PC98 Island in all aksheptable capacities.
>This Hachikuji is acting too bratty for my liking.. Someone teach her a few things.
(don't go rough and I might let you get away with it)
Hachikuji Island is okay with this, and are willing to cooperate with PC98 Island in all aksheptable capacities.
>This Hachikuji is acting too bratty for my liking.. Someone teach her a few things.
(don't go rough and I might let you get away with it)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/22(Fri) 02:35 No.1145
>Chuu island can u tell me whos on the BAI right nao?
U can read it here, but it's always good to maek sure it's up to date first (it is as of turn 374) (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands
U can read it here, but it's always good to maek sure it's up to date first (it is as of turn 374) (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/23(Sat) 00:14 No.1146
This Christmas update is cool
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/23(Sat) 00:49 No.1147
>1146
:D i was a Grinch but i had a fun time with the HAI making Christmas. aggro for everyone
:D i was a Grinch but i had a fun time with the HAI making Christmas. aggro for everyone
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/23(Sat) 10:05 No.1148
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/23(Sat) 11:22 No.1149
Brilliant!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/23(Sat) 11:26 No.1150
WINmas! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/23(Sat) 12:24 No.1151
Impressive, for a haram festivity. (｀∇´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cosmo of clover island 2023/12/23(Sat) 12:35 No.1152
Christmas isn't haram ヽ(`д´；)/
Saddam Hussein's right hand man celebrated it!
Saddam Hussein's right hand man celebrated it!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/23(Sat) 12:42 No.1153
Forgot about me... desu..
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2023/12/23(Sat) 12:48 No.1154
Nevermind I see. I think it's tiem for a name change.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/23(Sat) 13:35 No.1155
I was about to suggest suigintou island, only to see you already did it. Long live the land of lactic acid bacteria! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/23(Sat) 16:43 No.1156
>Forgot about me... desu..
Suiseiseki is on the wall, DESU is on the tree
>Nevermind I see. I think it's tiem for a name change.
We want relations with this new government! expect gifts soon
Suiseiseki is on the wall, DESU is on the tree
>Nevermind I see. I think it's tiem for a name change.
We want relations with this new government! expect gifts soon
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/23(Sat) 20:45 No.1157
The CTA has grown to quite a grand size, but I haven't really been able to figure out a good solution for the (optional) gift giving factor of the agreement. The best I've got is to simply give whatever is convenient to the next member underneath your own within the rankings, then give them a comment of warm tidings ( ´ω`)
>>1148
Fantastic OC. I hope to see something for New Years if your heart is in it.
>>1148
Fantastic OC. I hope to see something for New Years if your heart is in it.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands G-man 2023/12/24(Sun) 01:02 No.1158
>>1148
I'm not in it? (╥﹏╥)
I'm not in it? (╥﹏╥)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/24(Sun) 02:26 No.1159
Flying under the radar so thoroughly has its' downsides.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/24(Sun) 08:08 No.1160
i miss suzuki if they are even still playing ;-;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/24(Sun) 13:47 No.1161
i miss them so much you would not believe i didn't think they would give me all there money before leveing
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/24(Sun) 14:31 No.1162
...誰? 
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆JE1M5w5l2A 2023/12/24(Sun) 16:02 No.1163
i said i love them
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/24(Sun) 18:37 No.1164
Pen speak translation: Suzuki = Suiseiseki
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/25(Mon) 16:30 No.1165
It's Christmas! Time for giving
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/25(Mon) 18:26 No.1166
Merry Christmas to all members of the CTA.. and non members! I hope everyone can find it in their hearts to give this day, and I thank PC98 for already sending his gift. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands REAL PEN 2023/12/25(Mon) 19:09 No.1169
i will give only if oil flied works
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2023/12/25(Mon) 19:10 No.1170
Hachikuji wont leave weezite island alone, now im not advocating for nukes BUT-
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/25(Mon) 21:32 No.1175
Weezite can decide on his own whether he would like to be HAPI and reach out for help; after the CTA expires that is.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Suiseitou 2023/12/25(Mon) 21:35 No.1176
They are both on BAI so it doesn't matter. I want to spank Hachikuji just for fighting during Christmas.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san [hijacked] 2023/12/26(Tue) 00:58 No.1178
>Hachikuji wont leave weezite island alone
none of ur businesss. Weezite is on the BAI as well as hachikuji, and you are in HAPI.
>I want to spank Hachikuji just for fighting during Christmas.
I can attempt to convince our military to them alone until after the new year, if you'd like. Though i think you are unaware of the context here, too be fair i have not spoken of it here so it is i who is at fault for that.
Evil-hachikuji-san is a vengeful spirit that has been in control of hachikuji island for quite some time since it was discovered. She has a powerful bloodlust that manifests in an extremely hostile foreign policy that hopes to result in as much war as hachikuji island can handle. Once that bloodlust is fulfilled by the sacrifice of one island whose blood is spilled, Evil-Hachikuji-san will disappear for 500 turns. Entering a deep slumber that she will only be re-awakened from by her hunger for more blood once 500 turns passes.
We hope to establish a new ruler after she has gone to sleep, and a small amount of other reforms
1. get hachikuji island off the BAI
2. append Lolislam as an official state religion
3. restore peaceful relations with as much islands as possible
Pwning Hachikuji is still an option, i admit. Though what is better to keep? Hachikuji or Weezite? Up to you.
-- hijacker
none of ur businesss. Weezite is on the BAI as well as hachikuji, and you are in HAPI.
>I want to spank Hachikuji just for fighting during Christmas.
I can attempt to convince our military to them alone until after the new year, if you'd like. Though i think you are unaware of the context here, too be fair i have not spoken of it here so it is i who is at fault for that.
Evil-hachikuji-san is a vengeful spirit that has been in control of hachikuji island for quite some time since it was discovered. She has a powerful bloodlust that manifests in an extremely hostile foreign policy that hopes to result in as much war as hachikuji island can handle. Once that bloodlust is fulfilled by the sacrifice of one island whose blood is spilled, Evil-Hachikuji-san will disappear for 500 turns. Entering a deep slumber that she will only be re-awakened from by her hunger for more blood once 500 turns passes.
We hope to establish a new ruler after she has gone to sleep, and a small amount of other reforms
1. get hachikuji island off the BAI
2. append Lolislam as an official state religion
3. restore peaceful relations with as much islands as possible
Pwning Hachikuji is still an option, i admit. Though what is better to keep? Hachikuji or Weezite? Up to you.
-- hijacker
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/26(Tue) 01:30 No.1179
It's better to keep Heyuri Archipelago free of terrorist nations who won't pay for their crimes ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san [hijacked] 2023/12/26(Tue) 01:55 No.1180
we shall die just as we lived in that case
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/26(Tue) 06:15 No.1181
The Blacklist of Prick Islands (BPI) list has been made at: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=OTAKU along with a new and improved OTAKU banner. The list will be edited as needed and currently there is no island on the list, islands placed on the BPI will be announced here too. Hachikuji is given a pass because this list is newly published, but they will be placed on the list if it continues next turn. sorry hachikuji
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san [hijacked] 2023/12/26(Tue) 06:30 No.1182
>sorry hachikuji
this isn't a problem. And we thank you for giving us a pass. We have done quite enough damage to Weezite and evil-hachikuji-san is satisfied with the results, soon she will go to sleep. No further attacks are to be made on Weezite for the foreseeable future.
In the meantime we will be selecting a new leader/figurehead for the island.
Lolislam is now officially a state religion, which it was hold that title along with loli-shinto (we can't drop loli-shinto, yet). What we are also hoping for is being removed from the BAI but this is not urgent, simply a long term goal. However if the recent attacks on Weezite are counted as reasons for being on the BAI, then we will not make attempts to get off of the list. All that the loli military regret is not formally declaring war. Without declaring war, the fight was too dishonorable.
this isn't a problem. And we thank you for giving us a pass. We have done quite enough damage to Weezite and evil-hachikuji-san is satisfied with the results, soon she will go to sleep. No further attacks are to be made on Weezite for the foreseeable future.
In the meantime we will be selecting a new leader/figurehead for the island.
Lolislam is now officially a state religion, which it was hold that title along with loli-shinto (we can't drop loli-shinto, yet). What we are also hoping for is being removed from the BAI but this is not urgent, simply a long term goal. However if the recent attacks on Weezite are counted as reasons for being on the BAI, then we will not make attempts to get off of the list. All that the loli military regret is not formally declaring war. Without declaring war, the fight was too dishonorable.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/26(Tue) 06:43 No.1183
If I may interject, I will argue in favor of Hachikuji Island and request that there be no bombing on their soil. As Hachikuji-san has already made some progress in reforms, and the sacrifice of only one island must be made to sate the evil spirit, I propose that we... nudge evil-Hachikuji-san in the right direction. There is currently one island on the BAI that nobody has made any motions to protect or offer aid to: Weezite Island. They are responsible for attacking an innocent who recently ascended to HAPI membership. Is it not fair to punish this island who has shown any remorse for their attack? Has any official treaty been brokered for Clover and Weezite besides the unspoken ceasefire between the two? Absolutely none. There was never any peace, and there will be none until Weezite Island has been sunk.
If Weezite wishes to contest this, they are welcome to. But I say their silence tells us all we need to hear.
>However if the recent attacks on Weezite are counted as reasons for being on the BAI
The reason for your condemnation as a BAI-listed island was the unprovoked attack on Nyu, which if I recall was not paid for. Your attacks on Weezite are not counted as BAI-worthy behavior. To remove yourself from BAI, we ask that you repay Puchiko in cash for your stealth missile.
It is in our best interest to protect a fellow Lolislamic island. We humbly ask the other islands of HAPI to consider this notion. (´人｀)
If Weezite wishes to contest this, they are welcome to. But I say their silence tells us all we need to hear.
>However if the recent attacks on Weezite are counted as reasons for being on the BAI
The reason for your condemnation as a BAI-listed island was the unprovoked attack on Nyu, which if I recall was not paid for. Your attacks on Weezite are not counted as BAI-worthy behavior. To remove yourself from BAI, we ask that you repay Puchiko in cash for your stealth missile.
It is in our best interest to protect a fellow Lolislamic island. We humbly ask the other islands of HAPI to consider this notion. (´人｀)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san [hijacked] 2023/12/26(Tue) 06:46 No.1184
>we ask that you repay Puchiko in cash for your stealth missile.
payment will be given to Nyu Island in a few turns.
payment will be given to Nyu Island in a few turns.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2023/12/26(Tue) 20:35 No.1185
Wait you guys can just make flags as easy as that? I have a night on ibispaint to waste
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2023/12/26(Tue) 20:49 No.1186
have you never made OC before? its fun and gives places liek this more cultuer and LOLz. not only that but your OC may even be cemented in history on teh wiki!! getting that get feels wonderful, thi any one can make a wiki page.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2023/12/26(Tue) 20:51 No.1187
I have made OC, its just im somehow so retarded i thought island flags were just something you got given when you were notable enough
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2023/12/26(Tue) 21:21 No.1188
No.1188
I did it!! (*´ω`*)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/27(Wed) 10:07 No.1190
All major islands should make their opinions of other islands public via chart, I'm tired of getting mixed signals (`д´)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Suiseitou 2023/12/27(Wed) 12:50 No.1191
>>1190
Is this MySpace?
Is this MySpace?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/27(Wed) 12:56 No.1192
Put us in ur top 8! (´∇`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2023/12/27(Wed) 19:35 No.1195
Does anyone remember our first island? African Niggra Island. We left and settled PC98 after we realized they didn't like visual novels or ecchi
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san [hijacked] 2023/12/28(Thu) 02:02 No.1196
payment to Nyu has been completed. We request to be taken off the BAI now.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/28(Thu) 10:10 No.1197
i don't have nothing to give in return. can people donate small food until i get farms better fit for my nation?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2023/12/28(Thu) 11:32 No.1198
No.1198
>can people donate small foods
Of course, just tell me what island is yours and ill immediately send aid
Of course, just tell me what island is yours and ill immediately send aid
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2023/12/29(Fri) 02:24 No.1203
from now on I will use a tripcode.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/29(Fri) 07:50 No.1204
PLEAS HELP MEEE. not only is there a king kaiju, after i got out of my golden showers. my assistent gave me a dvd and when i put it in and clicked play i saw this.
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3072.mp4
i am in immense danger. pls kill the big scary monster please.
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3072.mp4
i am in immense danger. pls kill the big scary monster please.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen revolutionist 2023/12/29(Fri) 08:27 No.1205
HEIL PEN! WE ARE AT YOUR COMMAND!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2023/12/29(Fri) 18:57 No.1210
I can see the expulsion of Pen refugees is having a positive effect on the Archipelago. Welcome your people back with open arms, accept the coup, Leprechaun! ヽ(`∇´)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N. 2023/12/29(Fri) 19:17 No.1211
those are NOT the pen refuges. our main base was located in the top right!!
pen must be some where in the bottom left. we are dying from the inside out! we are fading away quickly
pen must be some where in the bottom left. we are dying from the inside out! we are fading away quickly
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/12/31(Sun) 00:06 No.1212
RIP Alpaca, even if you never gave me my wool. Your last donations to the smaller islands shan't be forgotten!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2023/12/31(Sun) 00:12 No.1213
You will be missed, dearly departed Alpaca-san. Thank you for your kind donations. ;_;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2023/12/31(Sun) 00:31 No.1214
Sayonara Alpaca-san ;_;7
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2023/12/31(Sun) 08:20 No.1215
And to think I could've helped them with the food crisis, ;_;7
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2023/12/31(Sun) 08:52 No.1218
Speaking of alpaca, we have invaded and colonized the alpaca archipelago at https://www20.big.or.jp/~i-kouzi/hako/no1/hako-main.cgi a while ago. To my surprise, none of the islands have put up any resistance to my attacks, but they could change as they are building defense facilities
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/01(Mon) 10:57 No.1230
http://up.heyuri.net/src/3092.mp4
forgive this for this being rushed, anyone is welcome to edit the ending
forgive this for this being rushed, anyone is welcome to edit the ending
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/01(Mon) 12:57 No.1231
WINRAR!!!
Happy Hako New Year! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Happy Hako New Year! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/01(Mon) 21:03 No.1237
I can't load it!!! D:
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous◆Admin 2024/01/01(Mon) 22:44 No.1238
For the time being, plz upload ur OC to another uploader liek catbox (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2024/01/02(Tue) 08:53 No.1239
SULTAN'S ADDRESS TO THE PEOPLE OF PC98:
To clear up the confusion about our relations with PC98 Island, I will explain where we stand.
We are not allies. Why? Several factors:
As mentioned on teh wiki, we allied with you out of a desire to [del]spite pen man[del] deter him in the off chance he got any thoughts about attacking our island, which was a very real threat as we were still recovering from the Great Raep of Turn 200. He may be back now, but we're in a much better position than we were back when he was kicking before he got upchuck'd.
The many disagreements over island politics had, especially between you and Chuu (our closest ally along with Suigintou). On multiple occasions, you have vouched for warmongering islands such as Suiseiseki and pen man. You've also had a history of attacking lesser islands for petty reasons (see massacre of DPRI). While it is true I did nothing to defend these islands, attacking you in retaliation would have led to my island surely getting sunk (remember when I had to immediately try to clear things up when I sent a missile to your island under the guise of "helping" you kill the Inora?). I had neither the funds or food to spend on a costly war that would've ended in a loss anyway. Which brings me to my next point.
We have a history of being on opposing sides and having conflicting interests. You may not recall the incident above, but that wasn't the first nor last time we were enemies. Recall when I was at war with Newchuck with DESU, and you were sympathetic to King Upchuck. Guess who else supported Upchuck: pen man, whom you argued should have been kept alive so he could pay for reparations he had never the slightest intention of coughing up. And recently, you congratulated pen man over his successful coup on rainbow island. Sounds to me like you're pretty anti-HAPI...
You deny my religion legitimacy. I needn't explain this point further. A minority population of Lolislamists means nothing to me. Matter of fact, I bet you're secretly persecuting them behind my back.
Couple all these points together, and this makes you a threat to me, and dare I say, the entire archipelago! Notice how you are the only island in the top 10 who has this history of antagonism, contrasted by the other top islands who are either HAPI or non-aligned, peaceful players who only defended themselves from terrorists seeking to destroy them.
I may not have the capacity to unleash a fullscale operation against you, but I'm not ready to give up this cold war between us.
You're going to have to really sell me on the idea of us being buddies again, because right now being pro-Suigintou is looking a lot better (not saying I'd drop them as an ally, just saying they're a better one than you
).
To clear up the confusion about our relations with PC98 Island, I will explain where we stand.
We are not allies. Why? Several factors:
As mentioned on teh wiki, we allied with you out of a desire to [del]spite pen man[del] deter him in the off chance he got any thoughts about attacking our island, which was a very real threat as we were still recovering from the Great Raep of Turn 200. He may be back now, but we're in a much better position than we were back when he was kicking before he got upchuck'd.
The many disagreements over island politics had, especially between you and Chuu (our closest ally along with Suigintou). On multiple occasions, you have vouched for warmongering islands such as Suiseiseki and pen man. You've also had a history of attacking lesser islands for petty reasons (see massacre of DPRI). While it is true I did nothing to defend these islands, attacking you in retaliation would have led to my island surely getting sunk (remember when I had to immediately try to clear things up when I sent a missile to your island under the guise of "helping" you kill the Inora?). I had neither the funds or food to spend on a costly war that would've ended in a loss anyway. Which brings me to my next point.
We have a history of being on opposing sides and having conflicting interests. You may not recall the incident above, but that wasn't the first nor last time we were enemies. Recall when I was at war with Newchuck with DESU, and you were sympathetic to King Upchuck. Guess who else supported Upchuck: pen man, whom you argued should have been kept alive so he could pay for reparations he had never the slightest intention of coughing up. And recently, you congratulated pen man over his successful coup on rainbow island. Sounds to me like you're pretty anti-HAPI...
You deny my religion legitimacy. I needn't explain this point further. A minority population of Lolislamists means nothing to me. Matter of fact, I bet you're secretly persecuting them behind my back.
Couple all these points together, and this makes you a threat to me, and dare I say, the entire archipelago! Notice how you are the only island in the top 10 who has this history of antagonism, contrasted by the other top islands who are either HAPI or non-aligned, peaceful players who only defended themselves from terrorists seeking to destroy them.
I may not have the capacity to unleash a fullscale operation against you, but I'm not ready to give up this cold war between us.
You're going to have to really sell me on the idea of us being buddies again, because right now being pro-Suigintou is looking a lot better (not saying I'd drop them as an ally, just saying they're a better one than you
).
Re: Hakoniwa Islands THE PEOPLE OF PC98 2024/01/02(Tue) 09:29 No.1240
FROM THE THE PEOPLE OF PC98's TO SULTAN:
Eat a dick if you think you are so much better than our island that we are not good enough for you. traitor
Eat a dick if you think you are so much better than our island that we are not good enough for you. traitor
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2024/01/02(Tue) 09:47 No.1241
REBUTTAL TO PC98 FROM SULTAN:
u r teh ghey, and a fag.
lolislam is superior to fat ugly cow 'war goddess' hakoniwa kamisama. pig pc98 is murderer.
- signed, the righteous honorable sultan yakuruto
u r teh ghey, and a fag.
lolislam is superior to fat ugly cow 'war goddess' hakoniwa kamisama. pig pc98 is murderer.
- signed, the righteous honorable sultan yakuruto
Re: Hakoniwa Islands THE PEOPLE OF PC98 2024/01/02(Tue) 10:07 No.1242
REBUTTAL TO SULTAN FROM PC98:
funny you talking about pigs, you fagits don't know the delicious subsistence they provide because you cant eat them! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! we also add that Hakoniwa Kamisama is plump, not fat
-All of PC98
funny you talking about pigs, you fagits don't know the delicious subsistence they provide because you cant eat them! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! we also add that Hakoniwa Kamisama is plump, not fat
-All of PC98
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2024/01/02(Tue) 11:55 No.1243
this petty arguing will lead nowhere. Have extreme annaru sekkusu and whoever passes out first from exhaustion will be the loser.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2024/01/02(Tue) 12:09 No.1244
ACTUAL REBUTTAL TO No.1239:
>1st paragraph
One of the reasons we declared war on pen was in hopes that we would ally with you
>2nd Paragraph
>You've also had a history of attacking lesser islands for petty reasons (see massacre of DPRI)
They were Korean so it is perfectly justified, you also have a history of attacking lesser islands for petty reasons(see Newchuckian Genocide)
>paragraph 3
Once HAPI started abusing the BAI and declaring war on every island that did something petty, I was worried that I was going to be another victim:
First they came for the Upchuck(newchuck), and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a upchuckian.
Then they came for the pen, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a penis.
Then they came for Suiseiseki, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a doll.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
>You deny my religion legitimacy. I needn't explain this point further. A minority population of Lolislamists means nothing to me. Matter of fact, I bet you're secretly persecuting them behind my back.
No sir, I deny your national legitimacy for being such a prick recently. Hachikuji is also lolislamic and they aer my ally
>this petty arguing will lead nowhere. Have extreme annaru sekkusu and whoever passes out first from exhaustion will be the loser.
we tried to work it out this way but it didn't work
>1st paragraph
One of the reasons we declared war on pen was in hopes that we would ally with you
>2nd Paragraph
>You've also had a history of attacking lesser islands for petty reasons (see massacre of DPRI)
They were Korean so it is perfectly justified, you also have a history of attacking lesser islands for petty reasons(see Newchuckian Genocide)
>paragraph 3
Once HAPI started abusing the BAI and declaring war on every island that did something petty, I was worried that I was going to be another victim:
First they came for the Upchuck(newchuck), and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a upchuckian.
Then they came for the pen, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a penis.
Then they came for Suiseiseki, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a doll.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
>You deny my religion legitimacy. I needn't explain this point further. A minority population of Lolislamists means nothing to me. Matter of fact, I bet you're secretly persecuting them behind my back.
No sir, I deny your national legitimacy for being such a prick recently. Hachikuji is also lolislamic and they aer my ally
>this petty arguing will lead nowhere. Have extreme annaru sekkusu and whoever passes out first from exhaustion will be the loser.
we tried to work it out this way but it didn't work
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆HCgtCD43N. 2024/01/02(Tue) 14:15 No.1245
ladys, ladys.
close ur tits. new year new me.
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close ur tits. new year new me.
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Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆HCgtCD43N. 2024/01/02(Tue) 14:18 No.1246
oh and if any one wonderd what happend to leprrcauhn. i fed him to the sanji :3
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/02(Tue) 14:24 No.1247
A lot of discussion has happened over the past bajillion hours in Chat@Heyuri between many nation leaders of the Heyuri Archipelago, but one thing we can report is that Weezite Island is no longer BAI-listed. Reason: Cosmo of Clover Island forgave them ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands pen man◆HCgtCD43N. 2024/01/03(Wed) 11:32 No.1248
these HAPI folk who don't want to extend the long cat will face terror.
how could you be so ignorant
how could you be so ignorant
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/03(Wed) 19:00 No.1250
Your threat does not phase the great Iopsdian people, but the Cultural Council insists we also extend it.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2024/01/04(Thu) 16:40 No.1252
I'd extend the cat too if it weren't for the inactivity of naked apron island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Mooshy 2024/01/05(Fri) 01:01 No.1254
I, Mooshy, the great leader of Naked Apron Island, have returned from a long voyage! I am not sure of the current world affairs right now but I will fill myself in. Along with this it seems like my island has fallen into ruin, so I shall be spending the next turns building it back up.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2024/01/05(Fri) 01:02 No.1255
(forgot my trip... it really is me xP)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/05(Fri) 01:06 No.1256
Welcome back! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/05(Fri) 01:58 No.1257
>>1230
Main site is back up and yet I still CAN'T WITNESS THIS OC! WHAT WAS IT?!
Main site is back up and yet I still CAN'T WITNESS THIS OC! WHAT WAS IT?!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous◆Admin 2024/01/05(Fri) 02:01 No.1258
It was this: https://files.catbox.moe/5usmxz.mp4
Files will return once https://up.heyuri.net/ is back online ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Files will return once https://up.heyuri.net/ is back online ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/05(Fri) 04:36 No.1259
Arigatou! ( ´ω`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/06(Sat) 04:57 No.1264
For at least turn 435 (and possibly 436), we at Chuu Island would appreciate sum land-destroying missiles at 0,8 (;^Д^)
Why? Cuz a volcano erupted and pushed us way over the 9000 square-mile safezone to 9400 square miles, and we wanna get rid of this excess wasteland as soon as possible!! ヽ(´Д`;)ノ
Why? Cuz a volcano erupted and pushed us way over the 9000 square-mile safezone to 9400 square miles, and we wanna get rid of this excess wasteland as soon as possible!! ヽ(´Д`;)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/06(Sat) 05:12 No.1265
what will be the reward to islands that assist you??
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/06(Sat) 06:14 No.1266
ARIGATOU COW-SAN!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
No moar land-destroying missiles wanted since we're back to safe levels in just one turn!
>what will be the reward to islands that assist you??
Oh did I not say? It's 2000M$ in financial AIDS ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
No moar land-destroying missiles wanted since we're back to safe levels in just one turn!
>what will be the reward to islands that assist you??
Oh did I not say? It's 2000M$ in financial AIDS ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands sultan yakuruto◆Hw1PuaBax. 2024/01/06(Sat) 10:32 No.1267
Much discussion was had over a nice cup of semen tea, and we've come to a halt in negotiations regarding the nature of relations between Shotacon and PC98, which have been nothing but mutual hostility as of late. This antagonism has made PC98's ruler weary, so they once again come to us with an outstretched hand in truce.
The terms of agreement we have been debating now are this:
PC98 and I will become allies again.
PC98 has said he will agree to this if Chuu and I join OTAKU, while I said I will agree to this if PC98 joins HAPI.
We bring this to the attention of the concerned parties to gauge their thoughts on the matter and hopefully settle it with a vote. Please consider it! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Below is an excerpt from the negotiation talks:
https://files.catbox.moe/j91nnv.png
The terms of agreement we have been debating now are this:
PC98 and I will become allies again.
PC98 has said he will agree to this if Chuu and I join OTAKU, while I said I will agree to this if PC98 joins HAPI.
We bring this to the attention of the concerned parties to gauge their thoughts on the matter and hopefully settle it with a vote. Please consider it! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Below is an excerpt from the negotiation talks:
https://files.catbox.moe/j91nnv.png
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex de PC98 2024/01/06(Sat) 10:43 No.1268
For now, PC98 will just use this breakthrough in negotiations to remain on good terms with the Lolislamic State of Shotacon. We will give all the suggestions thought, and anyone relevant to the negotiations can reopen them as they wish
Re: Hakoniwa Islands mooshy◆oyeZVERFYs 2024/01/08(Mon) 07:13 No.1272
I thank Cow Island and PC98 Island for the help killing the Sanjira Monster. Naked Apron Island is going to take a bit longer to recover than I thought due to a back to back meteorite + eruption + monster combo ;_;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/13(Sat) 16:11 No.1274
PC98 is declaring war against Weezite Island. This is done under the justification that they have dishonored us and OTAKU, and have agreed to war by asking for it. The PC98 Warflag is now flown 
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/13(Sat) 16:26 No.1275
Chuu Island would liek 2 add that Weezite did not merely ask for war... they in fact demanded that PC98 Island nuke them
https://archive.ph/UGVxF
>459: Rex de PC98 > We offer to give you full permanent protection as a colony and financial aid in return for you sending your excess food every couple of turns
>462: Weezite Island Mayorrrr > No lel :^) NUKE ME YA PUSSY FUCKAHS LOLE
As a member of HAPI, we recognize Weezite Island and PC98 Island as being at war, and therefore any military actions between the 2 islands at each other will not result in BAI-listing
Once teh war has officially begun (after the first missile from either participant towards the other has dropped), any of the participant's allies may join teh war without being BAI-listed until teh war has ended
https://archive.ph/UGVxF
>459: Rex de PC98 > We offer to give you full permanent protection as a colony and financial aid in return for you sending your excess food every couple of turns
>462: Weezite Island Mayorrrr > No lel :^) NUKE ME YA PUSSY FUCKAHS LOLE
As a member of HAPI, we recognize Weezite Island and PC98 Island as being at war, and therefore any military actions between the 2 islands at each other will not result in BAI-listing
Once teh war has officially begun (after the first missile from either participant towards the other has dropped), any of the participant's allies may join teh war without being BAI-listed until teh war has ended
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/15(Mon) 08:51 No.1282
After everything that happened yesterday in chat - tensions between HAPI and OTAKU/AGGRO over the complicated Weezite War situation, pen man accidentally leaking all of OTAKU/AGGRO's secret military plots against HAPI, debates regarding PC98 Island's monolith and fears they might use it to attack Suigintou Island...
...it's disturbingly poetic that PC98 and Suigintou Island both got invaded by Dark Inora monsters on the same turn
...it's disturbingly poetic that PC98 and Suigintou Island both got invaded by Dark Inora monsters on the same turn
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/15(Mon) 12:00 No.1283
The flag flies, as tattered as it may become, it won't go down 'til it's sunk!
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3112.mp3
In the Year of our Lord, HAKONIWA KAMISAMA, 472:
In response to the Suigintou and Chuu declaration of war, the new Magna Imperium PC98um, or the 大PC98帝國, declares war against Suigintou and Chuu. I CALL UPON THE SPIRIT OF THOSE FALLEN, RISE SPIRITS OF SUISEISEKI, WANK, NEWCHUCK, FORTUNE ME AND YOUR EFFORT SHAN'T BE IN VAIN!
I founded PC98 Island on turn 19 or so in September after the games release. We wish for an honorable death rather than surrender, so if we don't make it out alive then it is sad to see it go.
I call for the help of every island willing, to end the tyranny these two islands have wrought. We are not declaring war against all of HAPI, just Suigintou and Chuu. If in victory, HAPI will be reorganized so that Gensokyo is the leader. If in defeat, Gensokyo or Iopsd can have OTAKU I guess, that is if no other OTAKU member survives?
To yakuruto, we both made up for our misdeeds recently by becoming friends(?) again, we respect your effort to make up and hope well for you. Sadly, I now that by default that the LS of Shotacon will take Suigintou's side thanks to their pact, so I thought I should let you know yakuruto, I have King Bao captive, if you wish to see his young face again then I demand you withdraw yourself from the war.
I see still see Gensokyo and Iopsd as friends, and hope the best for them, while also hoping they don't join the war. Iopsd has always been my favorite HAPI Island due to our common ground on Lucky Star, I bet you have posted in many of my Konata threads too, however you never joined OTAKU even though I invited you to it more than any other (´-｀), making me feel a little denied but I'm not holding a grudge (sigh).
To Suigintou, you are the worst of all. I took you for a friend from the start(you made your island a turn after I made mine), but I didn't know the monster that lay beneath. The final straw that made us dislike you so much is probably the constant taunting you do to every island like such a prick, the final straw for me personally was you looking for a reason to declare war on me just because I disagreed with some HAPI rules. We were allies and we could have done great things together but you gave up the dream of a moe world for Chuu's interests. If and when I die in this war, Suigintou will be snickering to himself, bragging "HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD", he says, not realizing I gave myself into the force for an honorable, but meaningful death. If I die before him, he should now that it does not mean an end, when I declare this war then I mean it for eternity, even in death I will stop at nothing to bring about destruction on this back-stabber.
To Chuu, seems like you twisted the rules a bit when in regard to Suigintou doing something. I never quite trusted HAPI ever since the start, it always seemed as if you were being overly positive, but with a shit-eating grin. Maybe HAPI is a peace-loving, assisting organization(I don't buy it considering it has brought more harm than good in my opinion), regardless it still had some asinine rules. Your HAPI is an attempt to the Archipelago under your palm, with you making the calls.
To kaguya, I don't know if you recall but you were included in the proposal to create OTAKU when it first was made, alongside me and DESU but you didn't take it up. Not that I hold a grudge or anything, were allies now so it doesn't matter. Even though we never interacted much(wish we did), I still see you as a valuable friend that shares common ground. May I also congratulate you on besting my Mystic Square score from then.
I invite any island who feels forlorn to make a shrine via monolith in my honor.
To any island we may have offended or wounded before, sorry.
Sorry to Retard Island especially, the first island I bombed, your refugees won't be forgotten.
With the goodbyes out of the way *wiping tears*, we can start this.
430700 HUMAN BOMBS FOR PC98. 430700 HUMAN BOMBS FOR HAKONIWA KAMISAMA. HAKONIWA KAMISAMA, GUIDE EACH <del>KAMIKAZE PILOT</del> MISSILE TO THEIR DESTINATION.
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR, LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE, BANZAI!!!
http://up.heyuri.net/src/3113.mp4
Re: Hakoniwa Islands hachikuji-san◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2024/01/15(Mon) 12:09 No.1284
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR. BANZAI!!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands DESU◆H7ri6EHAds 2024/01/15(Mon) 15:36 No.1285
tldr
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/15(Mon) 18:40 No.1286
Dearest PC99 taishyou, the kind words are appreciated, though this war seems to have been started on a miscommunication.
I have affinity for your people and your island, but my loyalties will always be to HAPI and the adorable islanders of Chuu.. Thus I will not launch any missiles towards your island directly, but instead towards those whom I promised to correct and those who would go so far as to use land destroying missiles within your alliance.
I hope you can come to your senses and get a second wind under occupation much as your ancestors did. Until then, I have authorized the Defense Council to do what is necessary. (;´ω`)
I have affinity for your people and your island, but my loyalties will always be to HAPI and the adorable islanders of Chuu.. Thus I will not launch any missiles towards your island directly, but instead towards those whom I promised to correct and those who would go so far as to use land destroying missiles within your alliance.
I hope you can come to your senses and get a second wind under occupation much as your ancestors did. Until then, I have authorized the Defense Council to do what is necessary. (;´ω`)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2024/01/16(Tue) 09:26 No.1287
The leaders of PC98 Island and Perthlord Island were caught breaking the rule against leaders having multiple islands, so teh HIA has had to step in (;´Д`)
The leader of PC98 Island was caught repeatedly entering Perthlord Island's development center after they (according to the testimonies of PC98's allies Hachikuji Island and pen man) allegedly discovered Perthlord Island's password after viewing Perthlord's tripcode PMs on Kokonotsuba (more on this later)
We cannot tell from our side if PC98's leader was manipulating the plans of Perthlord Island or not, but since they repeatedly entered Perthlord Island over the course of 4 hours (along with their own island), and Perthlord Island's leader appeared to be completely unaware of the breach (also backed up by the testimony of at least one of PC98's allies), we have every reason to believe that they were
The leader of Perthlord Island - separate to the above incident - created a second island named Wanker Island 3, and proceeded to use it to attack other islands. Prior to creating this island, Perthlord Island's leader had made a request for Perthlord Island's password (which they had forgotten) to be sent to them. Since this is impossible, a new password was sent to them via the tripcode PM system. This PM would be the same one that PC98 Island's leader gained access to, which is how they discovered Perthlord Island's password
Wanker Island 3 already had island abandonment plans in place prior to teh HIA discovering this matter, so the island is now gone. Perthlord Island was temporarily seized but allowed to remain, however the leader asked for it to be abandoned too since they've created a new one. PC98 Island is still seized by the HIA since we are yet to hear back from PC98 Island's leader
The leader of PC98 Island was caught repeatedly entering Perthlord Island's development center after they (according to the testimonies of PC98's allies Hachikuji Island and pen man) allegedly discovered Perthlord Island's password after viewing Perthlord's tripcode PMs on Kokonotsuba (more on this later)
We cannot tell from our side if PC98's leader was manipulating the plans of Perthlord Island or not, but since they repeatedly entered Perthlord Island over the course of 4 hours (along with their own island), and Perthlord Island's leader appeared to be completely unaware of the breach (also backed up by the testimony of at least one of PC98's allies), we have every reason to believe that they were
The leader of Perthlord Island - separate to the above incident - created a second island named Wanker Island 3, and proceeded to use it to attack other islands. Prior to creating this island, Perthlord Island's leader had made a request for Perthlord Island's password (which they had forgotten) to be sent to them. Since this is impossible, a new password was sent to them via the tripcode PM system. This PM would be the same one that PC98 Island's leader gained access to, which is how they discovered Perthlord Island's password
Wanker Island 3 already had island abandonment plans in place prior to teh HIA discovering this matter, so the island is now gone. Perthlord Island was temporarily seized but allowed to remain, however the leader asked for it to be abandoned too since they've created a new one. PC98 Island is still seized by the HIA since we are yet to hear back from PC98 Island's leader
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/16(Tue) 10:03 No.1288
>Turn 472: Island was abandoned and became an uninhabited island.
the fuck is this?
the fuck is this?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/16(Tue) 10:20 No.1289
>the fuck is this?
There's a character you can enter that will switch everything in the line after that point to right-to-left text mode
Someone's been having fun with it lately (;^Д^)
There's a character you can enter that will switch everything in the line after that point to right-to-left text mode
Someone's been having fun with it lately (;^Д^)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands hachikuji-san◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2024/01/16(Tue) 15:54 No.1290
HAPI will know no peace!! BANZAI!!!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands hachikuji-san◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2024/01/17(Wed) 14:44 No.1291
Though our bodies may be broken, torn a-sunder, vaporized, or tortured into a mindless slave. Our spirits will never die even in the face of annihilation and will re inhabit another body and won't stop until Chuu island's head is on a stick. Death before dishonor.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/17(Wed) 14:55 No.1292
ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands hachikuji-san◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2024/01/17(Wed) 15:03 No.1293
we'll make sure to carve that kaomoji on you XD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2024/01/18(Thu) 01:05 No.1294
If Suigintou Island launches missiles at our island, we will fire back.
We do not intend to "strike first" at this time.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/18(Thu) 01:24 No.1295
AK47 wakes from his coma to see the same imposter that started the war in the first place.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/18(Thu) 01:31 No.1296
Anyone can put any name into the tourist guestbook - do not believe any messages written in tourist guestbooks!!
"Somebody" posed as Suigintou Island and ourselves previously to "declare war" on OTAKU/AGGRO islands, which OTAKU/AGGRO used as an excuse to start the currently-ongoing war - naturally they made no attempt to confirm if the declarations were genuine with us, and instead just kept it to themselves before launching straight into a surprise attack on us -_-
"Somebody" posed as Suigintou Island and ourselves previously to "declare war" on OTAKU/AGGRO islands, which OTAKU/AGGRO used as an excuse to start the currently-ongoing war - naturally they made no attempt to confirm if the declarations were genuine with us, and instead just kept it to themselves before launching straight into a surprise attack on us -_-
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/18(Thu) 03:09 No.1297
We didn't send it and if you could log the guestbooks you would see proof
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/18(Thu) 03:13 No.1298
>If Suigintou Island launches missiles at our island, we will fire back.
>We do not intend to "strike first" at this time.
We don't know who is responsible for the Suiseitou message. However have you considered helping us defeat HAPI once and for all? If you want anything out of it just say
>We do not intend to "strike first" at this time.
We don't know who is responsible for the Suiseitou message. However have you considered helping us defeat HAPI once and for all? If you want anything out of it just say
Re: Hakoniwa Islands poptan 2024/01/18(Thu) 06:16 No.1299
Dashari jeigukh! Greetings friends, it's Chairman Poptan coming with a quick update from us in the PRM!
First of all, a warm thank you to everyone who has supported the revolution thus far with providing us food, materials, finances and much more. I seriously do not think it would have made it so far without your aid, so I give you all my thanks and I promise I will return the favor in the near future!
Because of your help, as of turn 483, we have built our very first city, which is now our capital! It's a wonderful little city, with paved roads, free apartments and even a city-wide soundsystem to play the anthem in the mornings! I actually didn't come up with that last part myself, one of my advisors did.
Because of this outstanding development, it was my decision among others to finally put out something we've been talking about for a very long time...
THE PEOPLE'S FORCE OF ACTION (PFA) has OFFICIALLY been established!
We felt we could stand on our own just enough to help other nations out, so join if you'd like! You'll get AIDS, a larger defense force, and a sense of immense comradery you'll get nowhere else!
(It's basically the same idea as HAPI, just with the distinction of saying you support the AMCP and its ideals. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ)
You can read more about it on its wiki page (https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=People%27s_Force_of_Action) if you'd like to learn more. I hope to see you with us!
Thanks, and duoshari jeigukh! Love, anime, and McDonald's!
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3136.mp3
First of all, a warm thank you to everyone who has supported the revolution thus far with providing us food, materials, finances and much more. I seriously do not think it would have made it so far without your aid, so I give you all my thanks and I promise I will return the favor in the near future!
Because of your help, as of turn 483, we have built our very first city, which is now our capital! It's a wonderful little city, with paved roads, free apartments and even a city-wide soundsystem to play the anthem in the mornings! I actually didn't come up with that last part myself, one of my advisors did.
Because of this outstanding development, it was my decision among others to finally put out something we've been talking about for a very long time...
THE PEOPLE'S FORCE OF ACTION (PFA) has OFFICIALLY been established!
We felt we could stand on our own just enough to help other nations out, so join if you'd like! You'll get AIDS, a larger defense force, and a sense of immense comradery you'll get nowhere else!
(It's basically the same idea as HAPI, just with the distinction of saying you support the AMCP and its ideals. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ)
You can read more about it on its wiki page (https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=People%27s_Force_of_Action) if you'd like to learn more. I hope to see you with us!
Thanks, and duoshari jeigukh! Love, anime, and McDonald's!
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3136.mp3
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/18(Thu) 06:51 No.1300
PC98 has renamed himself to Chuu and seems to be attempting to impersonate him. This is a very odd turn of events I can only interpret as PC98 being tsundere for Waha-san, though I'm not sure if the HIA will be pleased.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/18(Thu) 06:54 No.1301
Just in, so has Pen.
All HAPI members, pl0x be careful.
All HAPI members, pl0x be careful.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/18(Thu) 07:07 No.1302
>No.1299
We look forward to seeing you as a colony in the future.
>No.1300
Uhhhh... im anonwaha, what are you talking about? Iopsd, you should partake in the discussions at https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakochat/
We look forward to seeing you as a colony in the future.
>No.1300
Uhhhh... im anonwaha, what are you talking about? Iopsd, you should partake in the discussions at https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakochat/
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2024/01/18(Thu) 08:44 No.1303
To the leaders of PC98 and pen Island,
Your islands have been temporarily seized for impersonating other islands - specifically, for renaming your islands to "Chuu Island" by using additional spaces to bypass the (clearly poorly-written) built-in checks
If anyone does this again, their island will be deleted immediately
Additionally, the tourist guestbook function on all islands has been temporarily disabled until measures to reduce impersonation have been implemented
Yours forced-out-of-bed-to-deal-with-AGGRO-bullshit-again-ly, teh HIA
Your islands have been temporarily seized for impersonating other islands - specifically, for renaming your islands to "Chuu Island" by using additional spaces to bypass the (clearly poorly-written) built-in checks
If anyone does this again, their island will be deleted immediately
Additionally, the tourist guestbook function on all islands has been temporarily disabled until measures to reduce impersonation have been implemented
Yours forced-out-of-bed-to-deal-with-AGGRO-bullshit-again-ly, teh HIA
Re: Hakoniwa Islands trav 2024/01/18(Thu) 10:04 No.1304
im gonna rape the everliving shit out of hapi
Re: Hakoniwa Islands hachikuji-san◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2024/01/18(Thu) 10:35 No.1305
>Yours forced-out-of-bed-to-deal-with-AGGRO-bullshit-again-ly, teh HIA
Heh, and we aren't done quite yet (｀・ω・´)
BANZAI
Heh, and we aren't done quite yet (｀・ω・´)
BANZAI
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2024/01/18(Thu) 13:59 No.1306
Teh tourist guestbook function has been re-vamped and re-enabled
- Only existing island owners can write messages (u must select ur island and enter ur password, although the fields should already be filled in if u've logged in previously)
- The sender's island name will be listed in the message
- You can now send secret messages that only teh recipient island can view for the low price of 500M$ per message*! (*cost subject to change)
- Only existing island owners can write messages (u must select ur island and enter ur password, although the fields should already be filled in if u've logged in previously)
- The sender's island name will be listed in the message
- You can now send secret messages that only teh recipient island can view for the low price of 500M$ per message*! (*cost subject to change)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/18(Thu) 20:35 No.1307
Shortly after the failure of several military operations by the Empire of the Rising Pixel, PC98 hikikomori military officials committed suicide to regain honor. Filmed Turn 482
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3140.mp4
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3140.mp4
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/19(Fri) 22:42 No.1312
The ceasefire has been tense on the Defense Council, worries high, but this recent offer from PC98 makes it official. Though, as opposed to full colonial lordship, I propose a union, with mutual benefits shared between our two islands as is needed, though with more political sway among the Iopsdian elites. As per requirements for this union, a rejoining of HAPI by PC98 would be most pressing and a denouncement of all Australian islands. If this can be done, I would go so far as to allow OTAKU to continue existing, though merely as a mutual defense pact with HAPI; if this can't be done, then leadership of OTAKU should be passed to the strongest independent island left within the alliance, though if refused I would be willing to take up the mantle and spearhead the re-initiation of the joint HAPI+OTAKU order.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/20(Sat) 00:05 No.1313
Well if I'm still to do it, I would rather be a colony rather than have a mutual union. I know I will be in good hands with a fellow otaku. Also gensokyo too
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Rex Imperator de Insulae PC98 2024/01/21(Sun) 20:45 No.1351
"The Last Stand" 
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji◆2QBq0VEn1Q 2024/01/22(Mon) 03:52 No.1352
BANZAI
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative 2024/01/23(Tue) 12:22 No.1353
Teh stealth missiles launched at Soylent Island on turns 503 & 504 were clearly from Nirvana Island - Nirvana does not have "(2)" in their name on turn 504 despite showing no recent activity since 502 (^^;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands 3.1 tan of the OS-tan Shogunate 2024/01/24(Wed) 00:49 No.1354
No.1354
In response to the capitulation of the Imperial PC98 Government, the remaining OS-tans have evacuated from exile to a new island in order to reestablish the OS-tan Government with absolutum dominium! For those who worry of the return of the ME-tan run government, fret not for she has been barred from entering the government. This new government is still young and requires more construction, so please wait patiently for stability.
-With love, 3.1-tan of the OS-tan Shogunate
-With love, 3.1-tan of the OS-tan Shogunate
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/01/26(Fri) 06:20 No.1355
After serious talks with the reanimated brain of PC98 and his delegation, it has been decided that the path of Iopsd would be changed, altered towards the path of OTAKU. HAPI membership has been terminated as of Turn 515 under agreement of reparations and expulsion of terrorist elements within the alliance.
Many within the Empire believe this is a positive change and truer to the core of the people's beliefs, but at the same time a large portion of the population (namely the large Wahian refugee minority) have protested this, labelling the reformed alliance a front for darker elements.
A word from the top aristocrats: We wish to remain cordial with HAPI members, but it was simply in our best interest to move on. These talks have been in progress for a long time.
Many within the Empire believe this is a positive change and truer to the core of the people's beliefs, but at the same time a large portion of the population (namely the large Wahian refugee minority) have protested this, labelling the reformed alliance a front for darker elements.
A word from the top aristocrats: We wish to remain cordial with HAPI members, but it was simply in our best interest to move on. These talks have been in progress for a long time.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/01/26(Fri) 08:11 No.1356
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/26(Fri) 17:51 No.1357
That's great and all, but... HAPI (and by extension Chuu Island) doesn't recognize the legitimacy of the "OTAKU" u seem to believe u have joined
You see, one of the outcomes of the OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War was that Gensokyo Island was recognized as the rightful leader of OTAKU, and all previous members who had betrayed OTAKU were excommunicated, with a new round of invitations being sent out
So u have instead joined what some have referred to as "Nu-OTAKU" - a splinter group made up of ex-OTAKU island leaders, whose previous islands perished in TEH WAR. We wish them all the best with this new alliance, but unless Gensokyo Island permits it, we take issue with them using the OTAKU name illegitimately
You see, one of the outcomes of the OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War was that Gensokyo Island was recognized as the rightful leader of OTAKU, and all previous members who had betrayed OTAKU were excommunicated, with a new round of invitations being sent out
So u have instead joined what some have referred to as "Nu-OTAKU" - a splinter group made up of ex-OTAKU island leaders, whose previous islands perished in TEH WAR. We wish them all the best with this new alliance, but unless Gensokyo Island permits it, we take issue with them using the OTAKU name illegitimately
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/26(Fri) 20:42 No.1358
Chuu always acts like they run everything but when someone points that out they deny it
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/26(Fri) 21:28 No.1359
I'm just stating teh situation
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/26(Fri) 22:20 No.1360
People behind the islands are irrelevant in this game, they start from 0 including the alliances(unless they get invited)/BAI status etc. PC98 died in the war and there is no "current government" of a now defeated island. When Gensokyo became the only member of the alliance, that was when all members of the alliance agreed to have Gensokyo as their new leader
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/26(Fri) 22:31 No.1361
>People behind the islands are irrelevant in this game, they start from 0 including the alliances(unless they get invited)/BAI status etc.
That is merely HAPI's policy - nobody else has to view things this way, and even HAPI has internally considered the idea of changing things so crimes are attributed to leaders rather than the islands they operate ^^;
>When Gensokyo became the only member of the alliance, that was when all members of the alliance agreed to have Gensokyo as their new leader
Gensokyo Island would appear to disagree with that, given their edits to the OTAKU wiki page (which Nu-OTAKU defaced)
That is merely HAPI's policy - nobody else has to view things this way, and even HAPI has internally considered the idea of changing things so crimes are attributed to leaders rather than the islands they operate ^^;
>When Gensokyo became the only member of the alliance, that was when all members of the alliance agreed to have Gensokyo as their new leader
Gensokyo Island would appear to disagree with that, given their edits to the OTAKU wiki page (which Nu-OTAKU defaced)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/26(Fri) 23:30 No.1362
>Gensokyo Island would appear to disagree with that, given their edits to the OTAKU wiki page (which Nu-OTAKU defaced)
I think you misunderstood my post, "all members of the alliance" was a wordplay to say Gensokyo was the only island to have a saying on OTAKU after the war
I think you misunderstood my post, "all members of the alliance" was a wordplay to say Gensokyo was the only island to have a saying on OTAKU after the war
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/26(Fri) 23:38 No.1363
>That's great and all, but... HAPI (and by extension Chuu Island) doesn't recognize the legitimacy of the "OTAKU" u seem to believe u have joined
How convenient that we don't need your recognition to be legitimized!
Let us attempt to pretend that all this shit pulled out of waha's ass has any water to it. There was no point in time when Gensokyo was the only member, Shinobu Island was created before the fall of PC98 Island, and joined OTAKU(via invertation) over IRC, so Gensokyo would have to consult Shinobu or PC98 Island who was still alive before assuming the leadership of OTAKU.
How convenient that we don't need your recognition to be legitimized!
Let us attempt to pretend that all this shit pulled out of waha's ass has any water to it. There was no point in time when Gensokyo was the only member, Shinobu Island was created before the fall of PC98 Island, and joined OTAKU(via invertation) over IRC, so Gensokyo would have to consult Shinobu or PC98 Island who was still alive before assuming the leadership of OTAKU.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/27(Sat) 00:39 No.1364
>so Gensokyo would have to consult Shinobu or PC98 Island who was still alive before assuming the leadership of OTAKU.
Perhaps u should lurk teh Heyuri Archipelago moar, cuz Shinobu Island already recognized Gensokyo Island's ownership of OTAKU and the existence of "NU-OTAKU"!
(source: miku Island's guestbook https://archive.ph/85HhT )
Perhaps u should lurk teh Heyuri Archipelago moar, cuz Shinobu Island already recognized Gensokyo Island's ownership of OTAKU and the existence of "NU-OTAKU"!
(source: miku Island's guestbook https://archive.ph/85HhT )
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/27(Sat) 01:00 No.1365
>Perhaps u should lurk teh Heyuri Archipelago moar, cuz Shinobu Island already recognized Gensokyo Island's ownership of OTAKU and the existence of "NU-OTAKU"!
Perhaps you should stop trying to make an argument because there were already about 3 other OTAKU members besides shinobu prior to that "new OTAKU", which was only a thing for about a turn. What will he fathom up next I wonder?
Perhaps you should stop trying to make an argument because there were already about 3 other OTAKU members besides shinobu prior to that "new OTAKU", which was only a thing for about a turn. What will he fathom up next I wonder?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/27(Sat) 02:06 No.1366
I don't see why an "Anonymous" leader's fictional version of events that aren't based in reality nor on evidence needs to be considered - kaguya states that they are leader of OTAKU, HAPI recognizes kaguya as the leader of OTAKU, Shinobu Island (ur previous goalpost) has also recognized kaguya as leader of OTAKU... so what teh hell's ur point?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands shinobu 2024/01/27(Sat) 02:14 No.1367
>Shinobu Island (ur previous goalpost) has also recognized kaguya as leader of OTAKU...
Bullshit, don't twist my words. Kaguya CLAIMS to be the leader of OTAKU. Officially i recognize 3.1-tan as the true leader of OTAKU
Bullshit, don't twist my words. Kaguya CLAIMS to be the leader of OTAKU. Officially i recognize 3.1-tan as the true leader of OTAKU
Re: Hakoniwa Islands shinobu 2024/01/27(Sat) 02:17 No.1368
since Gensokyo is a larger island and part of the tyrannical HAPI, this is essentially a hostile take-over of OTAKU perpetrated by HAPI -_-
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/27(Sat) 02:44 No.1369
I don't think there's any twisting what's written in...
...but whatever. I'll wait for kaguya's word on teh matter - it could turn out he doesn't care at all, in which case we'll drop teh issue. But if he wants it, we view kaguya as teh rightful leader of OTAKU
...but whatever. I'll wait for kaguya's word on teh matter - it could turn out he doesn't care at all, in which case we'll drop teh issue. But if he wants it, we view kaguya as teh rightful leader of OTAKU
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/01/27(Sat) 03:10 No.1370
Anonwaha can't win so he pretends he didn't read our proof LOL
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/01/27(Sat) 03:54 No.1371
>Anonwaha can't win so he pretends he didn't read our proof LOL
Teh recent war that OTAKU/AGGRO lost would suggest otherwise, and u didn't post any proof
Teh recent war that OTAKU/AGGRO lost would suggest otherwise, and u didn't post any proof
Re: Hakoniwa Islands shinobu 2024/01/27(Sat) 03:55 No.1372
*
Re: Hakoniwa Islands shinobu 2024/01/27(Sat) 04:00 No.1373
>I don't think there's any twisting what's written in...
No where does it say Kaguya is recognized as the leader, only that there's a division where gensokyo claims to lord over one of those divisions. This doesn't mean he's the leader of OTAKU. He's a leader of a fake OTAKU with only 1 member.
sorry for the double posting.
No where does it say Kaguya is recognized as the leader, only that there's a division where gensokyo claims to lord over one of those divisions. This doesn't mean he's the leader of OTAKU. He's a leader of a fake OTAKU with only 1 member.
sorry for the double posting.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ Ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/01/27(Sat) 09:28 No.1374
The OS-tan Shogunate has now organized it's government and has achieved stability. Praise to our Shogun, Windows 2000-tan, who has been gifted rule from Hakoniwa Kamisama.
For further information: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=OS-tan_Shogunate_Island
For further information: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=OS-tan_Shogunate_Island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2024/02/04(Sun) 16:34 No.1379
Teh gaem has been upgraded to the JavaScript + skins version!
- New optional JS-enhanced development screen (old version still exists if u prefer it)
- Send multiple commands at once, easily rearrange commands
- Selector to quickly change islands when in tourism mode
- Automatically generate map code for use with map tools (flash version available here: https://up.heyuri.net/src/3046.swf )
- Easier targeting of other islands
- Additional auto commands (auto landfill, landfill + ground leveling, landfill + quick ground leveling, ground leveling + afforestation, quick ground leveling + afforestation)
- Skin selector
- New optional JS-enhanced development screen (old version still exists if u prefer it)
- Send multiple commands at once, easily rearrange commands
- Selector to quickly change islands when in tourism mode
- Automatically generate map code for use with map tools (flash version available here: https://up.heyuri.net/src/3046.swf )
- Easier targeting of other islands
- Additional auto commands (auto landfill, landfill + ground leveling, landfill + quick ground leveling, ground leveling + afforestation, quick ground leveling + afforestation)
- Skin selector
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/02/09(Fri) 23:55 No.1382
The OS-tan Shogunate declares war on Soylent Island, in response to the unprovoked attacks when we were but a young island. I think I speak for all of OTAKU when we declare war.
95-tan is leading the OS-tan operations!
TENNOHEIKA BANZAI!!!
http://up.heyuri.net/src/3113.mp4
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/10(Sat) 01:18 No.1383
That MP4 declared war on my ears
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/10(Sat) 12:36 No.1384
This is my first post on here i think, i am joining the hapi allience. Pc98 is so stupid, he has been quietly raging over me the entire game ever since he attacked me while i was afk and then i fought back like hundreds of turns ago. I don't look at this game often so the cowardly otaku allience was able to hit me multiple times without me even knowing about it. the funny thing is I think my island will be fine since him and his friends are all litterally retarded.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/10(Sat) 12:45 No.1385
Looking through mentions of my island here, Post 679:pc98 freaks out on a random guy who he thinks is me just for pointing out how he was CONSTANTLY attacking me any time i had a monster. He did this constantly.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands shinobu 2024/02/10(Sat) 12:58 No.1386
HA HA HO HO. you cannot join HAPI, soylent-san. You are bai listed for attacking OS-tan and I!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g 2024/02/10(Sat) 13:00 No.1387
That would be all well and good... but you're already BAI-listed. (;^Д^)
The only way to get of the BAI would be to pay them for damages caused by the unprovoked missile launches. Though, at that point you might as well negotiate a peace deal to end the war completely.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/10(Sat) 13:16 No.1388
You all were free game because all fake otaku members were and i guess still are at war with hapi during the war that pc98 started which never officially ended. You cant just send all your money to a new alt island and pretend like you are a poor innocent baby island. Also julando island is now involved with fake otaku because he has been financing your new islands and therefore the attacks on me.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/10(Sat) 13:27 No.1389
and the attack on turn 508 did not even hit his island if I remember it was intended for a different island.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands yakuruto◆x1yMC5lu4g 2024/02/10(Sat) 14:04 No.1390
>which never officially ended.
But... it did. It's been over since pen Island was unihabited.
A treaty was never going to seriously happen, so the end of the war was decided on which side was sunk first. We took out 3/5 of the main coalition's islands (not counting the 2nd Caliphate), and PC98 bailed, leaving his remaining comrades to deal with the fallout. That sounds like a conflict resolved to me.
Even if what you say is true, no HAPI island is any state or desire to continue waging a war that has only drained our resources, inviting monsters and disasters to exploit our vulnerability. Trying to stir up a settled feud to drag us into your war does you no favors.
But... it did. It's been over since pen Island was unihabited.
A treaty was never going to seriously happen, so the end of the war was decided on which side was sunk first. We took out 3/5 of the main coalition's islands (not counting the 2nd Caliphate), and PC98 bailed, leaving his remaining comrades to deal with the fallout. That sounds like a conflict resolved to me.
Even if what you say is true, no HAPI island is any state or desire to continue waging a war that has only drained our resources, inviting monsters and disasters to exploit our vulnerability. Trying to stir up a settled feud to drag us into your war does you no favors.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/10(Sat) 17:12 No.1391
It's been stated more than a few times that HAPI attributes crimes to islands, not teh leaders behind them. We strongly believe that all* leaders should be given a chance to start fresh and mend their ways! (*terms & conditions may apply)
PC98 and Hachikuji Island's crimes sank to the bottom of the ocean with their respective islands, so OS-tan and Shinobu Island were granted a clean slate in HAPI's books
Minus a since resolved case of friendly fire, they've so far been law-abiding islands - which is why HAPI viewed Soylent Island's surprise attacks on them when they were newly discovered to be BAI-worthy crimes. This was disappointing, as we considered Soylent Island to be an honorary HAPI member from their previous and much-appreciated assistance in HAPI's peacekeeping efforts
We recognize that ample time (around 70 turns) has already passed since the attacks took place, therefore making it extra difficult for us to request that Soylent Island be granted a Suiseiseki-like ceasefire and opportunity to pay for their crimes
HOWEVAR: if Soylent Island states that they're willing to pay (and by "pay" we mean a sum equal to the damage they caused within a reasonable amount of time) and takes immediate action to that end (i.e. a reasonable downpayment), we'll consider future turns of attack against Soylent Island to be unjust and BAI-worthy
PC98 and Hachikuji Island's crimes sank to the bottom of the ocean with their respective islands, so OS-tan and Shinobu Island were granted a clean slate in HAPI's books
Minus a since resolved case of friendly fire, they've so far been law-abiding islands - which is why HAPI viewed Soylent Island's surprise attacks on them when they were newly discovered to be BAI-worthy crimes. This was disappointing, as we considered Soylent Island to be an honorary HAPI member from their previous and much-appreciated assistance in HAPI's peacekeeping efforts
We recognize that ample time (around 70 turns) has already passed since the attacks took place, therefore making it extra difficult for us to request that Soylent Island be granted a Suiseiseki-like ceasefire and opportunity to pay for their crimes
HOWEVAR: if Soylent Island states that they're willing to pay (and by "pay" we mean a sum equal to the damage they caused within a reasonable amount of time) and takes immediate action to that end (i.e. a reasonable downpayment), we'll consider future turns of attack against Soylent Island to be unjust and BAI-worthy
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/10(Sat) 17:58 No.1392
Why and how should i pay when my entire island is destroyed significantly more than what i did to them? how much damage did i do to them compared to what my island was hit by the last 3 turns?
When was it decided the war ended? What post number on here decided that or was it just announced in some chatroom only 2 people are in?
I was attacking multiple otaku islands before pen island was destroyed
These people are just going to start another war with someone else if it wasn't with me.
I will ONCE AGAIN hold my retaliation back this turn till this is clarified but if i get attacked, idk...
When was it decided the war ended? What post number on here decided that or was it just announced in some chatroom only 2 people are in?
I was attacking multiple otaku islands before pen island was destroyed
These people are just going to start another war with someone else if it wasn't with me.
I will ONCE AGAIN hold my retaliation back this turn till this is clarified but if i get attacked, idk...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/10(Sat) 18:29 No.1393
>Why and how should i pay when my entire island is destroyed significantly more than what i did to them? how much damage did i do to them compared to what my island was hit by the last 3 turns?
Well, u took out Shinobu Island's sole missile base, a forest, a village, and plains when they were only 4 turns in, and... well, no damage was done to OS-tan XD
So as far as HAPI sees it, u should pay a grand total of 420M$ to Shinobu Island, and 100M$ as a simple apology to OS-tan
>When was it decided the war ended? What post number on here decided that or was it just announced in some chatroom only 2 people are in?
It's not 2 people - see: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakochat/comchat.cgi?mode=rank
Hakoniwa Chat has been the place where nearly all Hakoniwa-related discussion has occurred since it was created on 2024/01/15 (turn 470 - right b4 teh OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI began), and it's been very active this whole time
>I was attacking multiple otaku islands before pen island was destroyed
They were all BAI-listed during that time for their surprise attack on HAPI islands, so any1 was free to attack them without opposition from HAPI
>These people are just going to start another war with someone else if it wasn't with me.
If they do, we'll deal with them once again ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>I will ONCE AGAIN hold my retaliation back this turn till this is clarified but if i get attacked, idk...
If ur BAI-status is cleared and u become a full-fledged HAPI member, they'll think twice about attacking u again if they're smart (and if they're not, they'll have 2 face teh consequences!)
Well, u took out Shinobu Island's sole missile base, a forest, a village, and plains when they were only 4 turns in, and... well, no damage was done to OS-tan XD
So as far as HAPI sees it, u should pay a grand total of 420M$ to Shinobu Island, and 100M$ as a simple apology to OS-tan
>When was it decided the war ended? What post number on here decided that or was it just announced in some chatroom only 2 people are in?
It's not 2 people - see: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakochat/comchat.cgi?mode=rank
Hakoniwa Chat has been the place where nearly all Hakoniwa-related discussion has occurred since it was created on 2024/01/15 (turn 470 - right b4 teh OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI began), and it's been very active this whole time
>I was attacking multiple otaku islands before pen island was destroyed
They were all BAI-listed during that time for their surprise attack on HAPI islands, so any1 was free to attack them without opposition from HAPI
>These people are just going to start another war with someone else if it wasn't with me.
If they do, we'll deal with them once again ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>I will ONCE AGAIN hold my retaliation back this turn till this is clarified but if i get attacked, idk...
If ur BAI-status is cleared and u become a full-fledged HAPI member, they'll think twice about attacking u again if they're smart (and if they're not, they'll have 2 face teh consequences!)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:00 No.1394
HAPI has no say in this what so ever, so it is needless to listen to them. This is a war that soylent island started, and their heavenly punishment has come. We will make an example out of them, that no one should cross the OTAKU islands.
If they surrender, they shall be forced to drink from the cup of humiliation. They must give 3000M$ to each of us involved, and shall become a permanent colony state of Iopsd Island, under the Gaijin Otaku Pact. Long live the Emperor and OTAKU, to whom we are loyal and of whom we are at eternal service.
If they surrender, they shall be forced to drink from the cup of humiliation. They must give 3000M$ to each of us involved, and shall become a permanent colony state of Iopsd Island, under the Gaijin Otaku Pact. Long live the Emperor and OTAKU, to whom we are loyal and of whom we are at eternal service.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:02 No.1395
>Long live the Emperor and OTAKU, to whom we are loyal and of whom we are at eternal service.
What I meant was, they shall have this statement as their island comment permanently. They will also be completely demilitarized, and shall have only 6 forests to surround 1 farm.
What I meant was, they shall have this statement as their island comment permanently. They will also be completely demilitarized, and shall have only 6 forests to surround 1 farm.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:08 No.1396
>HAPI has no say in this what so ever
U keep saying it and it keeps not being true ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>We will make an example out of them, that no one should cross the OTAKU islands.
I think teh only example u'd be setting would be that nu-OTAKU makes decisions that are just as poor as old-OTAKU's (´∇`)σ
U keep saying it and it keeps not being true ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>We will make an example out of them, that no one should cross the OTAKU islands.
I think teh only example u'd be setting would be that nu-OTAKU makes decisions that are just as poor as old-OTAKU's (´∇`)σ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:20 No.1397
Is there anyone from HAPI that can carry on a conversation?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:37 No.1398
As per chuu's instructions i am sending 400m+20kfood to shin and 100m to os. They both have got 50k and 30k people from me in their last 4 attacks as well.
And I just looked at game chat and i cant find a way to look back on old messages if there even is a way? That is a really dumb idea to split game discussion into two areas for a game like this...
And I just looked at game chat and i cant find a way to look back on old messages if there even is a way? That is a really dumb idea to split game discussion into two areas for a game like this...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands HIA Public Relations Officer◆HIA 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:42 No.1399
>That is a really dumb idea to split game discussion into two areas for a game like this...
It was created because Hakoniwa-related discussions were completely taking over Chat@Heyuri - rather than intentionally splitting discussion between here and there, the chats are just where discussion naturally moved to
It was created because Hakoniwa-related discussions were completely taking over Chat@Heyuri - rather than intentionally splitting discussion between here and there, the chats are just where discussion naturally moved to
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:54 No.1400
Soylent's plea doesn't meet our demands
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/10(Sat) 19:58 No.1401
>Soylent's plea doesn't meet our demands
3.1-tan of the OS-tan Shogunate has no say in this what so ever ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
3.1-tan of the OS-tan Shogunate has no say in this what so ever ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/02/10(Sat) 20:03 No.1402
Pardon for the intrusion, but I've heard rumors from one of our commanders that the leader of Chuu Island, prime minister anonwaha, receives funds from the HIA to make up for some issues in his mind. Would you, as a representative, know anything about that?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands oshino shinobu 2024/02/10(Sat) 20:39 No.1404
>As per chuu's instructions i am sending 400m+20kfood to shin
make that 600m$ and i might consider it as a surrender, and might leave you alone.
Do not mistake this as accepting your de-facto surrender however, we've yet to come to that conclusion.
make that 600m$ and i might consider it as a surrender, and might leave you alone.
Do not mistake this as accepting your de-facto surrender however, we've yet to come to that conclusion.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/10(Sat) 23:44 No.1405
Btw Weren't my "attacks" on the new otaku islands AFTER one of them sent stealth missiles at me anyway?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands oshino shinobu 2024/02/11(Sun) 00:22 No.1406
>one of them sent stealth missiles at me anyway?
Why attack innocent islands without confirming who sent the stealth missile?
Why attack innocent islands without confirming who sent the stealth missile?
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/11(Sun) 00:40 No.1407
Since Soylent Island has paid Shinobu Island and OS-tan Shogunate Island, they've been removed from BAI and are now a fully-fledged member of HAPI! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
>Btw Weren't my "attacks" on the new otaku islands AFTER one of them sent stealth missiles at me anyway?
That was Nirvana Island (wankerman) who stealth missile'd u - they labelled themselves "GRUNGE" and "NCA" ^^;
>Btw Weren't my "attacks" on the new otaku islands AFTER one of them sent stealth missiles at me anyway?
That was Nirvana Island (wankerman) who stealth missile'd u - they labelled themselves "GRUNGE" and "NCA" ^^;
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Upchuck 2024/02/11(Sun) 01:32 No.1408
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/02/11(Sun) 01:35 No.1409
In response to the HAPI meddling and repayment of long awaited debts from the TOTALLY HUMILIATED Soylent, the Missile Command has been asked to stand down. Ticker tape parades are being held in the streets, Soylent refugees have been shipped immediately to the Cornet mines to learn exactly what REAL food tastes like.
>>1408
Very lulzy OC.
>>1408
Very lulzy OC.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/11(Sun) 01:39 No.1410
Why are they so butt hurt. like 70 turns ago i attacked and they have just been stewing in anger the whole time? something more is obviously going on, it is just a convenient excuse. No body would ever coordinate a multi day attack with all these islands, and they attacked right after i had a large disaster too. Dishonerable and cowardly and very stupid of them!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands oshino shinobu 2024/02/11(Sun) 07:52 No.1411
>something more is obviously going on
No, we just wanted to teach you a lesson.
No, we just wanted to teach you a lesson.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/11(Sun) 12:49 No.1412
The only lesson here is that you cant win a fair fight, i won by joining hapi and now you cant do shit ha-ha! Ez game
Re: Hakoniwa Islands turkiyejin 2024/02/11(Sun) 13:44 No.1414
We wish to not repeat the mistakes and atrocities committed against bobrovikstan on fuckd Island, hence the formal request.
We wish to ask HAPI to funnel refugees from Woodstock Island to our islands, without fear of being placed on the BAI.
Please respond before Turn 587. Thank you.
We wish to ask HAPI to funnel refugees from Woodstock Island to our islands, without fear of being placed on the BAI.
Please respond before Turn 587. Thank you.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands fukr 2024/02/11(Sun) 15:20 No.1415
nvm fuckd island hibernation begins today
we sincerely apologize again to dnalsi
we sincerely apologize again to dnalsi
Re: Hakoniwa Islands nigra 2024/02/13(Tue) 05:38 No.1417
DEATH TO AMERICA.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Suiseiseki◆wZQNLWJXH6 2024/02/13(Tue) 19:39 No.1418
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/13(Tue) 21:58 No.1419
>https://litter.catbox.moe/8pe5uj.jpg
It's 404 already...
It's 404 already...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands oshino shinobu 2024/02/13(Tue) 22:04 No.1420
it was this 
Re: Hakoniwa Islands nigra 2024/02/14(Wed) 00:11 No.1421
please send money and nudes aand nakadashi
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Chuu Island representative◆bGTvsQ3YBE 2024/02/17(Sat) 06:46 No.1425
Dear Soylent Island - u accidentally fired missiles at OS-tan Shogunate Islands, which destroyed one of their cities. Presumably u were trying to target your own island's Inora (which we pwned) ^^;
OS-tan has asked u to pay them 400M$ in financial AIDS, and we think that's a reasonable amount. Pls respond here or on Hakoniwa Chat ASAP!
OS-tan has asked u to pay them 400M$ in financial AIDS, and we think that's a reasonable amount. Pls respond here or on Hakoniwa Chat ASAP!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/02/17(Sat) 18:12 No.1426
tiem to fire teh PENIS rockets (・∀・)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Soylent 2024/02/18(Sun) 01:43 No.1427
I didn't see my accident till i looked at my island today and saw the comments. This was turn 605 and i commented twice on os-tan island saying i would pay him next turn, which i did, and thanking him for killing monster. But he deleted my comments and got his friends to attack me anyway... Pathetic and dishonorable.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/02/19(Mon) 06:16 No.1430
A map of the current archipelago, taken from satellite images. Some islands could not be seen
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Emperor Iopsd 2024/02/19(Mon) 06:41 No.1431
I preferred my previous Konata shaped island depiction.. But it's a good map, the addition of Homestuck is wonderful. Whoever makes those sats is doing a good job.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands a pimp named nigra 2024/02/20(Tue) 05:37 No.1432
STILLwaiting for NUDES AND AIDS and NIGRAWOMEN
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Cloverly cosmo 2024/02/20(Tue) 20:14 No.1433
>1430
Really well made, good job anon!! (^o^)/
Really well made, good job anon!! (^o^)/
Re: Hakoniwa Islands turkiyejin 2024/03/06(Wed) 13:13 No.1441
rip to all the fukrs out there we'll miss yall
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/09(Sat) 03:52 No.1442
https://files.catbox.moe/fjds4b.mp4
(catbox bcuz up.heyuri.net still isn't back)
(catbox bcuz up.heyuri.net still isn't back)
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/03/10(Sun) 12:04 No.1446
BANZAI!! In wake of the certain defeat of HAPI, OTAKU is now the ruling alliance of the archipelago! WINRAR 7ZIP! Now that HAPI can't oppress the archipelago as they had, feel free to do as you like. We don't have any intention of massacring the innocent. (In case you didn't notice, PvE is the new modified archipelago, with the modz making changes to their own islands. The PvP is the unmodified game we've been playing, the only thing that changed was the link- https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakopvp/ )
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/03/10(Sun) 14:12 No.1447
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/10(Sun) 16:18 No.1448
pvp is the designated otaku autism larp containment zone the real game is now about gardening and making cool islands
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/10(Sun) 16:55 No.1449
>pvp is the designated otaku autism larp containment zone the real game is now about gardening and making cool islands
Suigintou doll fingers typed this. Us West Archipelago islands will make cooler islands, and the islands in ours will also reserve the right to fight those who dishonor them. Have fun in your mandated Sim City!
Suigintou doll fingers typed this. Us West Archipelago islands will make cooler islands, and the islands in ours will also reserve the right to fight those who dishonor them. Have fun in your mandated Sim City!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous◆Admin 2024/03/10(Sun) 19:45 No.1450
No shitflinging over which instances players choose to use plz
For what it's worth, Hakoniwa PvP was also "edited" to restore Shinobu Island (upon their request), which they'd previously abandoned and then regretted. There was also a previous "edit" on Hakoniwa Islands 2 when pen man requested his pet Sanjira get transferred to Nau Heaven Island
Any island that gets severely attacked by other players in PvE (outside of mutual war) will be given the opportunity to be rolled back to a recent backup, and that offer was made to OTAKU islands that suffered damages shortly before the split as well - it is by no means "modz making changes to their own islands"
For what it's worth, Hakoniwa PvP was also "edited" to restore Shinobu Island (upon their request), which they'd previously abandoned and then regretted. There was also a previous "edit" on Hakoniwa Islands 2 when pen man requested his pet Sanjira get transferred to Nau Heaven Island
Any island that gets severely attacked by other players in PvE (outside of mutual war) will be given the opportunity to be rolled back to a recent backup, and that offer was made to OTAKU islands that suffered damages shortly before the split as well - it is by no means "modz making changes to their own islands"
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2024/03/11(Mon) 01:39 No.1451
So just to remind anyone that didn't notice. Admin's team was about to lose, and instead of just taking the loss he chose to change the rules and behave like a 5yr old throwing a tantrum. Very cool admin. Next time you should just give yourself infinite turns and nukes as well.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/11(Mon) 01:57 No.1452
The adminz using another bullshit pretext might be belibable if they hadn't done this stuff 3 times already
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/12(Tue) 06:56 No.1453
Everyone affiliated with otaku has lost every single war they have ever tried to fight in this game. In the ~6 months this game has been up every single war was started by someone who is a current member or affiliated with otaku and none of them have been successful. Every single island that they have attacked still exists. They have been collectively raging for half the game at hapi and I think most people don't care enough about this game to have to wake up and micro manage their island every 6 hours in another otaku war of aggression (except otaku member(s?) )
so it is really a great idea to split the game, otherwise it will be an endless cycle of otakus attacking one or two islands, them getting btfo'd, and then a period of rest while otaku rebuilds so they can try again.
so it is really a great idea to split the game, otherwise it will be an endless cycle of otakus attacking one or two islands, them getting btfo'd, and then a period of rest while otaku rebuilds so they can try again.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/12(Tue) 08:53 No.1454
Well said. I think this should be pinned to their wiki page XD
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/12(Tue) 09:23 No.1455
don't pay attention to the above! It's HAPI propaganda!
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2024/03/12(Tue) 15:27 No.1456
Hard to win when the admin is on one side and changes the entire game when they're about to lose.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous◆Admin 2024/03/12(Tue) 19:00 No.1458
Nothing has been changed on PvP besides Shinobu Island being restored
The sudden and unannounced transfer of OTAKU members to a separate PvP instance while leaving everyone else on Hakoniwa Islands 2 was a big fuck-up on my part - I shouldn't have done it, and I apologize to everyone I unfairly disrupted and needlessly pissed off. However, that entire instance and all transfers that were made to it were undone after a single turn passed
The current PvP instance is an exact clone of the Hakoniwa Islands 2 world we were playing before - the rules are unchanged from what they previously were, and there have been no rollbacks on any islands. The only "admin hax" action I've performed on PvP is restoring Shinobu Island after the leader abandoned it - and they're on the opposite side of the war to my island
The sudden and unannounced transfer of OTAKU members to a separate PvP instance while leaving everyone else on Hakoniwa Islands 2 was a big fuck-up on my part - I shouldn't have done it, and I apologize to everyone I unfairly disrupted and needlessly pissed off. However, that entire instance and all transfers that were made to it were undone after a single turn passed
The current PvP instance is an exact clone of the Hakoniwa Islands 2 world we were playing before - the rules are unchanged from what they previously were, and there have been no rollbacks on any islands. The only "admin hax" action I've performed on PvP is restoring Shinobu Island after the leader abandoned it - and they're on the opposite side of the war to my island
Re: Hakoniwa Islands AK47 2024/03/13(Wed) 01:33 No.1459
Oh please. Your group was about to get blown up and instead of playing the game you decided to split the game in two and prevent the other team from decimating you.
Re: Hakoniwa Islands ３．１－ｔａｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ＯＳ－ｔａｎ Ｓｈｏｇｕｎａｔｅ 2024/03/14(Thu) 05:01 No.1460
these HAPI cunts...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Anonymous 2024/03/17(Sun) 01:22 No.1464
In pvp OS-tan Shogunate Island may have accidentally exposed himself as also being in control of Shinobu Island via the comments on 1129 Cows Island. If you notice cows attacked shinobu on turn 715. Immediately after os-tan comments on cow's island:
"715: ３．１-たん > WTF。Even after I helped you with ANARRU? (OS-tan Shogunate Island)"
Why would he say this, specifically indicating "I" helped not "WE" as if he were the one hit by the attack on shinobu?
His comment was also left BEFORE cow's attack on os-tan the following turn.
They also just so happen to be 2 of the 3 islands who have their alliance name written in the same way.
HOWEVER some more research has lead me down a DARK conspiracy rabbit hole...
"715: ３．１-たん > WTF。Even after I helped you with ANARRU? (OS-tan Shogunate Island)"
Why would he say this, specifically indicating "I" helped not "WE" as if he were the one hit by the attack on shinobu?
His comment was also left BEFORE cow's attack on os-tan the following turn.
They also just so happen to be 2 of the 3 islands who have their alliance name written in the same way.
HOWEVER some more research has lead me down a DARK conspiracy rabbit hole...
Re: Hakoniwa Islands Hachikuji-san (shinobu) 2024/03/17(Sun) 02:13 No.1465
you should pay more attention!! OS-tan and Shinobu island are owned by completely different people