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what is the equivilent to dog/cat kibble for humans?

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12744 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/09/30(Mon)04:00:57 +
i've always thought of this question so i wanted to see if anyone has thought the same OR has an answer ( ´ω`)
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0 12745 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/09/30(Mon)04:46:53 +
breakfast cereal or trail mix
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0 12749 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/09/30(Mon)22:53:07 +
Yoshinoya
McDonalds and all AmeriKKKan fast food
The greasy deep fried shit Indians and Pakistanis make on street corners
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0 12750 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/09/30(Mon)23:48:47 +
I have this fantasy of force-feeding a restrained girl large amounts of a highly-caloric oatmeal substance through a tube or a funnel. I suppose something like that would work as human kibble. Oatmeal, milk cream and sugar or something like that, although that would be wet kibble.
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0 12751 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/10/01(Tue)16:03:29 +
>>12750
Do you want her to get fat or is the object just getting her to eat slop?
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0 12755 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/10/01(Tue)21:06:09 +
>>12751
Both.
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0 12760 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/10/02(Wed)03:34:36 +
little ceasars
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0 12820 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/10/05(Sat)01:49:49 +
i've always wondered why we have not come up with kibble meant for humans. you'd think after hundreds of years of advancement, we could come up with an easy-to-consume food in pellets form that contains all the calories and nutrients you need for a day, so you can do whatever the heck you want and not be bogged down by the eventual need for a meal or snack break （ ´,_ゝ`） life would be a lot more efficient that way, right? maybe the only reason why this hasn't been created is because humanity loves to make and eat food so much, it's one of the finer joys of being an advanced species to enjoy many different flavors and textures. i think the closest real-life equivalent is protein bars, which are usually tasty but not that filling, or meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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0 12822 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/10/05(Sat)02:39:43 +
>meal replacement shakes, which makes you shit diarrhea if its all you consumed that day; liquid in, liquid out
Are you sure the diarrhea isn't just caused by the artificial sweeteners in the shakes? If there are any shakes that include a few grams of fiber that should cancel out any laxative effect and make your turds solid, despite not eating any solid food.
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0 12824 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/10/05(Sat)07:21:48 +
>>12820
I think fullness is at least partially defined by the volume of food consumed, so a few pellets wouldn't cut it, even if they have all the nutrients and calories you need. This is why snacking on junk food gets people fat; you feel like you haven't eaten that much, but it's more calories than a full meal.
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0 12827 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2024/10/06(Sun)10:13:36 +
kimchi （ ´,_ゝ`）

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