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Welp, the Pope's dead.. let's talk about it!
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/21(Mon)17:16:29
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I woke up this morning and immediately got the news that Pope Francis passed away right after Easter sunday (which is a little eerie
Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
). I also found it ironic that he spend time with JD Vance just before he died, like shit if I got stared down by JD Vance's burning blue eyes, I think i'd turn die as well. But I wanna know what you all think, since this is such a suprise.
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14123
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/21(Mon)17:20:02
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He was just another famous 88yo geezer I never met, but I'm not also not Christian to speak
(;＾Д^)
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2025/04/21(Mon)17:20:53
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He was in critical condition for almost a month before, i wouldnt assign any political cause to his death, he was 88 years old...
I do think its rather spiritually significant for him to live right until the end of easter. ( ´ω` )
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2025/04/21(Mon)17:23:07
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He was teh old, so it's hardly surprising
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2025/04/21(Mon)17:37:05
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when do they pick a new pope?
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2025/04/21(Mon)17:47:49
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>>14124
It's very probable he was dead earlier but they didn't want to broadcast that fact precisely so they can make it look like he died at the end of easter to bolster the followers. The Catholic church in particular has been known to do that commonly.
On the more conspiratard side of things, I think it's totally possible that he was poisoned, he had lots of enemies inside christiandom after all.
He was old so it was going to happen anyway
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2025/04/21(Mon)17:52:29
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are we going to see white smoke?
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2025/04/21(Mon)18:00:50
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>>14128
>inside christiandom
I think its more plausible if it was foul play it came from outside...
Hasn't there been a few countries mad at him for criticizing certain wars?
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/21(Mon)19:32:44
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|| (* ´ ｰ`) wake me when the Dalai Lama dies ZZzz
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/21(Mon)19:41:00
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Update: Apparently, his ultimate cause of death was a cerebral stroke. God damn!
（・Ａ・）
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2025/04/21(Mon)20:03:42
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they used the cerebral stroke ray on him...
(´ー` )
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/21(Mon)20:22:04
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He could survive a week without 4chan
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/21(Mon)20:23:10
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LOL
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/21(Mon)22:44:36
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I can't forgive him for that hideous mascot
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へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)
2025/04/22(Tue)00:05:22
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maybe one of the nurses was so upset about 4chan dying that he forgot to change the pope's adult diaper frequently enough or something which caused more stress which led to the stroke
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14143
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2025/04/22(Tue)00:16:36
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What if the pope died because a heyurizen didnt come downstairs to have easter dinner with his family, which caused a butterfly effect chain reaction that lead to a solar flare which caused magnetic imbalances which effect atmospheric pressure which caused the weakening of the popes brain blood vessels in his head during his flight which created the ideal environment for a stroke!??
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