Two aboriginals, Lionel and Cedric were walking down their local shopping centre when they came across a sign on a shop front which read "Turn white for $10.00"

Amazed on how cheap it was, Cedric said to Lionel, "But I've only got $20.00(;´Д`)"
"That's easy" was the reply. "I'll go in first and when I come out, I'll give you the $10.00 change.( ´ω`)" So he goes into the shop and comes out after 15 minutes.

Amazed by the result, it turned Lionel pure white. "OK bro, hand over the $10.00 change so I can get done"

"Fuck off you black cuntヽ(`Д´)ノ" was the reply.