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 1put j00r hand inside teh alligator of truth! if you tell any lies, he'll bite
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29Went shopping on teh internets for kigurumi found a familiar face.
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3Rate my new PC.
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9what should i fap to? i need sum ideas
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6What's your primary gaming device?
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2I PRESS BUTTANS ON TEH COMPUT0R AND IT DOES THINGS
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10Sorry heyuri, it's a great board it truly is, maybe the greatest ever in the history, but it's gotta go. Did a lot of cool posting on here, but we gotta tear it down. I'm sending in the bulldozers with wrecking balls and wrecking missiles. Too many chinese images so it's gotta go, but thats whats makes this country great. Great country, great board, but gotta go. We cool thought right?
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1Hello Heyuri,
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7I'LL FUCKING DO IT
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Iraq changes the AOC to 9
13Iraq is changing the AOC to 9.
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1that's a good use of resources ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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3i want clothes hangers liek this ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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6dear heyuri,
im posting on teh heyuri much loev, user |
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3he is grumpy nyaa~ (＾＾）/~~
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1IM COMING FOR J00
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2they have all kinds of vending machines in japan!
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3be careful where you taek a nap, teh mini chiyos may surround you before it's too late...
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2ヽ(´___｀)ノ
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2m-mikuru beamu!
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30Step aside n00b like me, watch how a real oldfag triforces.
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1you fail all teh math
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6fly!
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2woah, you can see teh whole internets from here
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3Correcting name, transliterating into russian, translating back to english/comparison ┎ JAPANESE ┃ Usada Hikaru うさだヒカル ┃ ┃ Usa ~ Usagi = 兎 = rabbit ┃ Da = ta = 田 = field ┃ Hikaru = 光る = 光 = light ┃ ┗ So Rabi's honmyou is 兎田 光!!! (ki!) ┎ JAPANESE TO RUSSIAN ┃ 兎 = кролик (rabbit) ┃ 田 = поле (polye) ┃ 光 = свет (svet) = светло (svetlo) -> светлана (Svetlana) ┃ ┃ Combining and russi-namifying! ┃ ┗ кролик+поле свет = Светлана Кроличьополевова (Svetlana Krolich'opolevova) ┎ COMPARISON ┃ Светлана Кроличьополевова ~ ┃ Lightly (female, from adjective, name) ┃ Rabbitfieldly (Rabbit(noun) + word combining particle + fieldly (adjective) + common last name particle + female extension) ┃ ┗ 兎田 光 = Rabbitfield Light (how simple and boring) That is it, I found it ridiculous to call her Svetlana today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t4T0dDVXc |
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1ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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4teh flock of beautiful pantsu that haev been cross-bred with birds is on its way!
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1i am LOLing!
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2GUYS
GUUUUUUUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OK so I just watched rozen maiden for the first time, and LOOOOVVVEEEEDDDDDDDD it. But something caught my ear. In an episode, I heard this theme play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W-QWeH60s WTF? Is this NOT the same theme that plays in utena? (Theme if you dont already know  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcdlYUBklU) So, rozen maiden was built on thievery? It's just a cheap chink knockoff? Wow. I honestly can't say I'll watch this series again. I'm heartbroken  |
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9PLAY GEIMU!
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1SERVICE!!!
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5Candy? Hmmm...
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2yes, continue reading...
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4yumy juuc
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2check out mai new car
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1What do you think about that?
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2Hey, it's that dog!
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2Why do Touhou girls drink all the time?
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14Dear Heyuri,
I just had an orgasm. Best regards, Itsemurha |
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14Bathing together with a two cute girls.. What a dream!
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6you are forbidden from throwing her away ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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7button up your trousers, i can see it
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9how do i stop this constant 24/7 horniness? I feel like I've gone into heat all of a sudden and I can't think of anything but wanting to breed anything that looks like a woman
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6You've got to love yourself, man! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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2so this is the perpetrator of the Tokyo subway sarin attack?
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2blurghblurghblurghblurghblurghblurghblurgh
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7Happy Independence Day!
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1Yeah I got bitches.
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Poop thread
2You can't stop the Bowel Movement. Rise up, poopers!
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2oh hai- (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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0why be a filthy jap when you can be from superior zhongguo ruling asia under the mandate of heaven for 3000 years
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13happy single's day
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3a mysterious client has hired a raep on the individual shown in the picture. heading out now
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3kuzs wife is looking good gotta say ZAMN
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2My sandwich tastes funny.
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4OMANKO ATTACK
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2i have caught a disease, guess which one
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1kyaa~
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1take a ride, on the slide
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9 لولي اكبر |
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3nice hit
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4you wouldn't want to get hit by teh tit blasters
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1Am I kawaii uguu~
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4Do you have to be particularly good or particularly bad to excel at modern art?
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2what shape is this?
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9i will pee on a random woman tonight
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16 WAAAAA I'm new and don't know how to use the site Won't any big strong heyuri-ers come and hold my hand? |
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5How many softwarez do you haev?
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3I went to a Teppanyaki place with my family last night (they came over for an occasion) and my mom asked me what drink I wanted (I guess she just wanted to know) and I pointed to the Ramune. She then said "oh, the ruhmoon?"
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How many heyiruzens are actually bots?
17Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for Long Island iced tea made with loli pee.
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4What would you do if this happened to you?
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23https://www.rottingangels.org/
I recently made an image board i’m sure someone here would probably be interested in. It’s in a similar 2000s-vein to Heyuri. Post whatever garbage you want there lol Not sure if advertising is okay on heyuri but i saw nothing in the rules about it so  |
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1GIVE ME CHRISMASU EARLY ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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5I messed with the wrong gaijin this time ..
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9While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Strider
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13LOL china is "Re-releasing" a AE86 shell, thats fucking awesome!
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4mahou shoujo transformation!
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2You're a big g-WAIT WHAT
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1SQUISH (;ﾟДﾟ)
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29I don't understand antis. I'm a woman myself and I honestly find lolis pretty flattering since I'm a bit flat. It shows me that people out there like my body type. Plus, the drawing of the girl isn't real so like what's the issue??
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4I... I am not jealous. You are.
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Japanese Uniform Thread
16There was a flicker album that showed a Japanese school and it was really cool but since brave browser is gay as fuck I can't go back and find it.
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1you win... 1 trillion bux!
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5wtf, i ordered a CHEESE PIZZA
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4robot nya~
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5Post nekos!
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6What is Heyuri's favorite Hatsune Miku song? I like Happy Fruit personally
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7God I wish this were me.
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2ufufu~
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8i once waved back 2 a girl in school as she waved to someone behind me
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5im writing you an email
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1what was haruhi gonna draw on her face?
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3server-chan finally woke up from her nap
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1I knew KAGUYA-PUNCH could help Server-chan get back up again!
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5if u had this super computer n 2007, would it be shit today?
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10good morning
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33drumpf-sama does it again! heyuri turns red!
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7i have a idea.....
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2should i attempt to have sex with a great white shark?
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15teh ana infection has claimed 3 lives
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104chan 21 years ago
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3FUCK ASS SHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER INSIDE-OUT ANUS PISS
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6what to do when bored?
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5Wow! cosmo aged quick!
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2Playing /f/ roulette with my friends rn. Will I get porn or will I get anime girls dancing?
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2let's go to teh island of nakedness ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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6While everyone was preoccupied with the US presidential elections tonight, I beat Metal Gear Solid (don't worry, I voted last week... but let's not get into that stuff in this thread). I liked it quite a bit, even if perhaps I wouldn't see it as an all-time favorite. Mei Ling is cuter than Meryl. The ending scene + credits was extremely moving. This is my first experience with the series outside of cultural osmosis. Good recommendation!
First reply decides what I play next: Half-Life 2 (2004) Hollow Knight (2017) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) Fallout 3 (2008) Shadow of the Colossus (2005) Final Fantasy VII (1997) Silent Hill (1999) Bayonetta (2010) System Shock 2 (1999) Catherine (2011) |
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4HOW DO I FUCKING MAKE JAPANESE RICE
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14heyurizen who have a job: how the fuck do you find time to do things you actually give a damn about? this is a desperate request, i will give you a random cat picture from my folder
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7I'm I the only heyurizen who doesn't watch anime? I find most anime to be boring and unoriginal. Sometimes I will watch a "classic" like gundam or Ghibli stuff, but that's about it ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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6Who else is ready for another 4 years of George W. Bush and PENIS Cheney?
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4within my kintama are 2 bombs in-place of real balls, when should i maek them explode?
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2there's goodies in teh trash can
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1malware (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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6this chair feels good
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2How true is this? Can anyone confirm?
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2On my way to buy genuine Apple(tm)(r) product. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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3sir, she stole teh traffic cone again (;´Д`)
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6FUCK TEH POLICE!
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2Oh noes!!
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7my wife - Nina
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A book for learning japanese
10I don't know whether I should have posted this on /jp/, but I was looking for a book to learn japanese. Sure there are internet guides, and I know that's what people usually use, but I get distracted quickly when I'm learning off the internet. I tend to learn better with physical books. Is there a "all-in-one" sort of book that covers grammar and basic vocabulary? Thanks in advance.
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2beware teh ahoge tentacle
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1mint-05 (;ﾟДﾟ)
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1DO NOT TOUCH TEH PANTSU
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1Never forget. （ ´,_ゝ`）
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9SASUGA ANNO-SAMA
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14can I tell u something heyuri ?
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3dance with teh old men ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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2dont eat ur
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8Puchiko is lost at sea
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[BUNKASAI] Heyuri Gambling!
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1YOU GONNA GET LICKED
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3Let 2 people swap their view points with each other. It's like swapping eyes - you see from the other person's view point and vice versa.
This doesn't apply to anything other than sight: you still hear, feel, and live as "you". This can be achieved with special helmets with a camera and some kind of "vr goggles" maybe? Now let them live like this for a week, 0 breaks, 168 hours. Living like this becomes very very hard provided that you're not constantly next to the other person all the time. But what happens when they're not next to each other? ..? Profit. |
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2gema
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7if you have teh spiral powar within you, you will b able to draw the best spiral, evar liek me
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6If you don't reply to this thread, I'll kill this dog
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1so cute
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3suck on mai lazer
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7what songs would be on the Heyuri LP?
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4welcome to teh cornet factory ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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6nobue KICK!
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5perfectly edible!
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3let's form a band, but instead of maeking music we just eat cakey~
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1chinchin!
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2I just wanna browse my favorite website
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12GUYS! THIS IS MY BEST CHALLENGE YET!
READY TO PARTY? OW YEAH IM READY TO PRATY PLS SHARE WHAT YOUR TOGHOTS ON IT WAS. IT WORKED REALLLLY HARD ON IT SO YOU BETTER LOVE IT JK I LOVE YOU ALL FVERY MUCH!!   |
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11take a loop up at teh sky, heyuri
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2"Independent" and "underground" are compliments, and with the growing backlash towards currently mainstream culture more people are discovering that fact.
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2Hai, i can see your pen0r from here! Coz you left teh window open ( ´ω`)
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3a pair of shoes!?
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[BUNKASAI] 'There's a Nigger on the Moon' ft. Hatsune Miku
9 Happy bunkasai Heyuri! Ever dreamt of hearing the virtual idol singing the long forgotten balley? WELL DREAM NO MOAR O babies gather' round old Uncle Rastus I wants to tell you something very strange The color of the moon am gwine to change And a coon is to blame... The white trash will fool all those wot's easy They think we are ignorant I presume The eclipse tomorrow night will prove that I is right There's a nigger on the moon. |
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17You wake up one morning to find you have the body of a little girl.
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[BUNKASAI] Art Club
9Since no one made on I did.
https://flockmod.com/r/bunkasai24 You don't need an account, only 3 layers to work with, no undo button and its easy to erase stuff that others have made which sux. The other option is magama and requires an account but its pretty easy to just make a proton mail or something and sign up quick, i made one for that too if people wanna be more detailed and have more layers and stuff https://magma.com/d/jrwvizaeeq |
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[BUNKASAI] avoid teh disaster
10quick! Do something! Stop chiyo from crashing into teh tower!
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[BUNKASAI] space exploration
7alright we r looking through a telescope into teh depths of space... What will be out there? what will we find?
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