Off-Topic@CGI
it's the place to be!
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put j00r hand inside teh alligator of truth! if you tell any lies, he'll bite
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Went shopping on teh internets for kigurumi found a familiar face.
 Do you think her parents know?  In any case I just bought one!  |
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Rate my new PC.
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what should i fap to? i need sum ideas
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What's your primary gaming device?
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I PRESS BUTTANS ON TEH COMPUT0R AND IT DOES THINGS
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Sorry heyuri, it's a great board it truly is, maybe the greatest ever in the history, but it's gotta go. Did a lot of cool posting on here, but we gotta tear it down. I'm sending in the bulldozers with wrecking balls and wrecking missiles. Too many chinese images so it's gotta go, but thats whats makes this country great. Great country, great board, but gotta go. We cool thought right?
-Don |
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Hello Heyuri,
I had a very nice lunch today |
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I'LL FUCKING DO IT
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Iraq is changing the AOC to 9.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/iraq-slashes-legal-age-consent-34067801 |
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that's a good use of resources ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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i want clothes hangers liek this ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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dear heyuri,
im posting on teh heyuri much loev, user |
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he is grumpy nyaa~ (＾＾）/~~
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IM COMING FOR J00
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they have all kinds of vending machines in japan!
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be careful where you taek a nap, teh mini chiyos may surround you before it's too late...
Your fortune: You have aids |
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ヽ(´___｀)ノ
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m-mikuru beamu!
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Step aside n00b like me, watch how a real oldfag triforces.
▲ ▲ ▲ Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL |
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you fail all teh math
 teh punishment is molestation |
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fly!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz |
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woah, you can see teh whole internets from here
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Correcting name, transliterating into russian, translating back to english/comparison ┎ JAPANESE ┃ Usada Hikaru うさだヒカル ┃ ┃ Usa ~ Usagi = 兎 = rabbit ┃ Da = ta = 田 = field ┃ Hikaru = 光る = 光 = light ┃ ┗ So Rabi's honmyou is 兎田 光!!! (ki!) ┎ JAPANESE TO RUSSIAN ┃ 兎 = кролик (rabbit) ┃ 田 = поле (polye) ┃ 光 = свет (svet) = светло (svetlo) -> светлана (Svetlana) ┃ ┃ Combining and russi-namifying! ┃ ┗ кролик+поле свет = Светлана Кроличьополевова (Svetlana Krolich'opolevova) ┎ COMPARISON ┃ Светлана Кроличьополевова ~ ┃ Lightly (female, from adjective, name) ┃ Rabbitfieldly (Rabbit(noun) + word combining particle + fieldly (adjective) + common last name particle + female extension) ┃ ┗ 兎田 光 = Rabbitfield Light (how simple and boring) That is it, I found it ridiculous to call her Svetlana today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t4T0dDVXc |
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ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
Your fortune: Bad luck |
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teh flock of beautiful pantsu that haev been cross-bred with birds is on its way!
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i am LOLing!
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GUYS
GUUUUUUUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OK so I just watched rozen maiden for the first time, and LOOOOVVVEEEEDDDDDDDD it. But something caught my ear. In an episode, I heard this theme play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W-QWeH60s WTF? Is this NOT the same theme that plays in utena? (Theme if you dont already know  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcdlYUBklU) So, rozen maiden was built on thievery? It's just a cheap chink knockoff? Wow. I honestly can't say I'll watch this series again. I'm heartbroken  |
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PLAY GEIMU!
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SERVICE!!!
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Candy? Hmmm...
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yes, continue reading...
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yumy juuc
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check out mai new car
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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What do you think about that?
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Hey, it's that dog!
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Why do Touhou girls drink all the time?
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Dear Heyuri,
I just had an orgasm. Best regards, Itsemurha |
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Bathing together with a two cute girls.. What a dream!
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you are forbidden from throwing her away ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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button up your trousers, i can see it
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how do i stop this constant 24/7 horniness? I feel like I've gone into heat all of a sudden and I can't think of anything but wanting to breed anything that looks like a woman
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You've got to love yourself, man! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
... Well... Maybe not that much, though!...(ﾉД`､) |
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so this is the perpetrator of the Tokyo subway sarin attack?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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blurghblurghblurghblurghblurghblurghblurgh
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Happy Independence Day!
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Yeah I got bitches.
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You can't stop the Bowel Movement. Rise up, poopers!
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oh hai- (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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why be a filthy jap when you can be from superior zhongguo ruling asia under the mandate of heaven for 3000 years
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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happy single's day
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a mysterious client has hired a raep on the individual shown in the picture. heading out now
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kuzs wife is looking good gotta say ZAMN
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My sandwich tastes funny.
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OMANKO ATTACK
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i have caught a disease, guess which one
Your fortune: Dark times are to come |
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kyaa~
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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take a ride, on the slide
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لولي اكبر |
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nice hit
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you wouldn't want to get hit by teh tit blasters
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Am I kawaii uguu~
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Do you have to be particularly good or particularly bad to excel at modern art?
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what shape is this?
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i will pee on a random woman tonight
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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 WAAAAA I'm new and don't know how to use the site Won't any big strong heyuri-ers come and hold my hand? |
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How many softwarez do you haev?
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I went to a Teppanyaki place with my family last night (they came over for an occasion) and my mom asked me what drink I wanted (I guess she just wanted to know) and I pointed to the Ramune. She then said "oh, the ruhmoon?"
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Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for Long Island iced tea made with loli pee.
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What would you do if this happened to you?
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https://www.rottingangels.org/
I recently made an image board i’m sure someone here would probably be interested in. It’s in a similar 2000s-vein to Heyuri. Post whatever garbage you want there lol Not sure if advertising is okay on heyuri but i saw nothing in the rules about it so  |
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GIVE ME CHRISMASU EARLY ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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I messed with the wrong gaijin this time ..
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Strider
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LOL china is "Re-releasing" a AE86 shell, thats fucking awesome!
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/High-quality-car-body-shell-cab_11000017548620.html |
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mahou shoujo transformation!
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You're a big g-WAIT WHAT
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SQUISH (;ﾟДﾟ)
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I don't understand antis. I'm a woman myself and I honestly find lolis pretty flattering since I'm a bit flat. It shows me that people out there like my body type. Plus, the drawing of the girl isn't real so like what's the issue??
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I... I am not jealous. You are.
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There was a flicker album that showed a Japanese school and it was really cool but since brave browser is gay as fuck I can't go back and find it.
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you win... 1 trillion bux!
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wtf, i ordered a CHEESE PIZZA
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robot nya~
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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nosebleed
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Post nekos!
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What is Heyuri's favorite Hatsune Miku song? I like Happy Fruit personally
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God I wish this were me.
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ufufu~
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i once waved back 2 a girl in school as she waved to someone behind me
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im writing you an email
 meiru meiru meiru meiru |
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what was haruhi gonna draw on her face?
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server-chan finally woke up from her nap
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I knew KAGUYA-PUNCH could help Server-chan get back up again!
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if u had this super computer n 2007, would it be shit today?
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good morning
 posting random art that I found  |
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drumpf-sama does it again! heyuri turns red!
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i have a idea.....
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should i attempt to have sex with a great white shark?
It could be win |
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teh ana infection has claimed 3 lives
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4chan 21 years ago
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FUCK ASS SHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER INSIDE-OUT ANUS PISS
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what to do when bored?
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Wow! cosmo aged quick!
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Playing /f/ roulette with my friends rn. Will I get porn or will I get anime girls dancing?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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let's go to teh island of nakedness ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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While everyone was preoccupied with the US presidential elections tonight, I beat Metal Gear Solid (don't worry, I voted last week... but let's not get into that stuff in this thread). I liked it quite a bit, even if perhaps I wouldn't see it as an all-time favorite. Mei Ling is cuter than Meryl. The ending scene + credits was extremely moving. This is my first experience with the series outside of cultural osmosis. Good recommendation!
First reply decides what I play next: Half-Life 2 (2004) Hollow Knight (2017) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) Fallout 3 (2008) Shadow of the Colossus (2005) Final Fantasy VII (1997) Silent Hill (1999) Bayonetta (2010) System Shock 2 (1999) Catherine (2011) |
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HOW DO I FUCKING MAKE JAPANESE RICE
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heyurizen who have a job: how the fuck do you find time to do things you actually give a damn about? this is a desperate request, i will give you a random cat picture from my folder
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I'm I the only heyurizen who doesn't watch anime? I find most anime to be boring and unoriginal. Sometimes I will watch a "classic" like gundam or Ghibli stuff, but that's about it ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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Who else is ready for another 4 years of George W. Bush and PENIS Cheney?
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within my kintama are 2 bombs in-place of real balls, when should i maek them explode?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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there's goodies in teh trash can
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malware (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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this chair feels good
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How true is this? Can anyone confirm?
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On my way to buy genuine Apple(tm)(r) product. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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sir, she stole teh traffic cone again (;´Д`)
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FUCK TEH POLICE!
Your fortune: Godly luck |
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Oh noes!!
It looks like Lara Croft has just ingested poisonous berries! She is deep inside the Amazonian rainforest, she can't get any help from the civilized worldd!!!!  How will she survive??????????????????  |
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my wife - Nina
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I don't know whether I should have posted this on /jp/, but I was looking for a book to learn japanese. Sure there are internet guides, and I know that's what people usually use, but I get distracted quickly when I'm learning off the internet. I tend to learn better with physical books. Is there a "all-in-one" sort of book that covers grammar and basic vocabulary? Thanks in advance.
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beware teh ahoge tentacle
once you have been caught by it, you have no means of escape |
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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mint-05 (;ﾟДﾟ)
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DO NOT TOUCH TEH PANTSU
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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i am snacking BOKU
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Never forget. （ ´,_ゝ`）
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SASUGA ANNO-SAMA
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can I tell u something heyuri ?
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dance with teh old men ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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dont eat ur
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Puchiko is lost at sea
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YOU GONNA GET LICKED
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Let 2 people swap their view points with each other. It's like swapping eyes - you see from the other person's view point and vice versa.
This doesn't apply to anything other than sight: you still hear, feel, and live as "you". This can be achieved with special helmets with a camera and some kind of "vr goggles" maybe? Now let them live like this for a week, 0 breaks, 168 hours. Living like this becomes very very hard provided that you're not constantly next to the other person all the time. But what happens when they're not next to each other? ..? Profit. |
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gema
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if you have teh spiral powar within you, you will b able to draw the best spiral, evar liek me
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If you don't reply to this thread, I'll kill this dog
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so cute
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suck on mai lazer
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what songs would be on the Heyuri LP?
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welcome to teh cornet factory ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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nobue KICK!
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perfectly edible!
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let's form a band, but instead of maeking music we just eat cakey~
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chinchin!
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I just wanna browse my favorite website
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GUYS! THIS IS MY BEST CHALLENGE YET!
READY TO PARTY? OW YEAH IM READY TO PRATY PLS SHARE WHAT YOUR TOGHOTS ON IT WAS. IT WORKED REALLLLY HARD ON IT SO YOU BETTER LOVE IT JK I LOVE YOU ALL FVERY MUCH!!   |
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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take a loop up at teh sky, heyuri
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octoperv
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"Independent" and "underground" are compliments, and with the growing backlash towards currently mainstream culture more people are discovering that fact.
It's cyclical, though. The mainstream sets in, people get tired of it, counter culture arise, underground becomes mainstream and the cycle repeats |
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Hai, i can see your pen0r from here! Coz you left teh window open ( ´ω`)
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a pair of shoes!?
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 Happy bunkasai Heyuri! Ever dreamt of hearing the virtual idol singing the long forgotten balley? WELL DREAM NO MOAR O babies gather' round old Uncle Rastus I wants to tell you something very strange The color of the moon am gwine to change And a coon is to blame... The white trash will fool all those wot's easy They think we are ignorant I presume The eclipse tomorrow night will prove that I is right There's a nigger on the moon. |
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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You wake up one morning to find you have the body of a little girl.
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Since no one made on I did.
https://flockmod.com/r/bunkasai24 You don't need an account, only 3 layers to work with, no undo button and its easy to erase stuff that others have made which sux. The other option is magama and requires an account but its pretty easy to just make a proton mail or something and sign up quick, i made one for that too if people wanna be more detailed and have more layers and stuff https://magma.com/d/jrwvizaeeq |
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quick! Do something! Stop chiyo from crashing into teh tower!
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alright we r looking through a telescope into teh depths of space... What will be out there? what will we find?
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