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No.116148 +
Try fapping while having a full bladder wink
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No.116149 +
i always wanted to try it but i would have to pee at one point anyway and uhh
i will try it tonight closed-eyes
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No.116151 +
w-will i pee at the same time?
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No.116152 +
I always drink something before jerking off because you gotta pee out the little leftover bits of cum after you orgasm
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No.116153 +
>>116151
>w-will i pee at the same time?
I'M cumming PISSING~
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No.116155 +
>>116151
>>116153
you physically cant unless you are ill
when dick goes erect it also closes the pee pipe and opens the cum pipe
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>>116155
my pee pipe is b0rk biggrin
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No.116159 +
>>116155
can confirm
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No.116160 +
I do it on the toilet specifically so I don't have this problem. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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Ok i wanna pee
Im getting to testing!!!
Wish me scientific success!
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No.116184 +
>>116183
P.S. Someone recommended me holding breath while fapping and making it so that pressure in my lungs gets unnecessarily high to reduce income of oxygen and make oxidation harder for a better effect
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No.116187 +
Make sure you edge for a while too, don't just cum immediately. nyaoo
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No.116207 +
>>116155
That's a very sad thing, just another sad thing about a male body cry

Women can squirt their urine all over the place during their masturbation, but as a male I have to choose either to fap or either to pee sweat3
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No.116209 +
>Someone recommended me holding breath while fapping

I've done this my entire fapping career and I never knew it was a 'thing' sweat
Of course I knew about auto-erotic asphyxiation and how it supposedly felt really good, but I didn't piece together that the same "less blood to brain, more blood to dick" logic applied to what I was doing too. I only did it because it was easier to hold your breath and take big gulps of air every 30 or 40 seconds than pant incessantly nyaoo-closedeyes
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what the hell heyuri!! my dick got confused and now both my pee holes and cum holes are closed!! teh pressure is rising!!! dizzy
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>>116213
>teh pressure is rising!!!
SEMEN BOMB
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No.116224 +
the op image kinda looks like my wife (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡
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>>116148
ok
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