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i just still am in shock. i want to vomit but it fucking happed. it semlls so fucking bad and its right where i sit at my desk and the smell is not going away. i was going to fill up the jar and i thought i heard my dad or some one coming to my room. so i switched tabs and put that on the floor and it fuckung fell over and spilled. luckly no one came in but i lost so much progress and i feel so fucking nauseous
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not all of it spilt out but it might has fucking well. i guess now i can get a better view at what the orange growing shit is on it.
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No.131172 +
i didnt even get to fucking finish, i just went flaccid really quicklyヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.131173 +
you tried
orz
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>>131170
you must learn frum dis...
strategize, innovate, take cold showers, wake up at 2am to fap, hold it in for a week, create some proper "you time", have the mindset of a roman legionnaire
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>>131174
i was gonna make some emotional speech my self and load a fresh batch in but i fucking missed cry
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No.131176 +
LOL
better luck next time sweat
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No.131177 +
>it semlls so fucking bad
Rip..cry..have you tried cleaning teh rug? or anything??
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No.131178 +
>>131177
i just did. i first dried it up with many paper towels and then after a while i used some isoprople aclahol and squirted it all over and then used more paper towels to scrub
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this is the progress from jan 18th. it takes a while to fill one of these things up. i just don't brew up cum that easily.
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No.131180 +
LOL
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another jan 18.
tilted and it fully submerges. i am kinda woried my inu will start licking the carpet.. there was also some orange stuff growing on the figure, i do have a microscope and could prob get pics if u guys want. idk how i would extract it
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here is a now photo. some cum did still stay in but i lost a lot..
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No.131184 +
how about you fill the lost volume with BLOOD
SACRIFICE YOUR FLESH FOR THE MOE GODS
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No.131186 +
>>131184
doing this will make the anime real
>>131184
lolico
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No.131188 +
i think i temporarily disabled my sense of smell
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No.131189 +
>IMG_20250125_152919_537.jpg
FAIL!
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No.131191 +
>i do have a microscope and could prob get pics if u guys want
yes fukken please biggrin i wanna find out what the mystery orange stuff is
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No.131195 +
If you had ordered the Doremi plush like I recommended this wouldn't have happened. Doremi would've absorbed your cum so it won't spill if the jar tips over. Cumming on a plastic figure instead of a plush is like cumming onto another man's PENIS instead of a VAGINA. The PENIS will never absorb your cum like a VAGINA will, which is why in both the Bible and the Quran God says you shouldn't spill your seed. You should only cum on things that will absorb it so it isn't spilled.
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No.131197 +
I am impressed you were trying this while living with your parents sweat
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No.131200 +
Whats the point of a cum jar? sweat
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No.131202 +
Progressing the human race forward
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No.131207 +
sorry about that cry at least you tried
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No.131208 +
>Whats the point of a cum jar?
<its a gift to heyuri, one day when kaguya or anonwaha get a offical heyuri PO box ima send it in. or i guess can send it to kolomya's headquarters
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No.131219 +
yeah sorry OP but old cum smells fucking awful. you should NEVER do this on a carpet.

also, look at your cum under the microscope. see if any swimmers are still alive lol
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No.131230 +
but op, someone DID "come" in
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This thread wins Heyuri. Pack it up, everyone.
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No.131234 +
plz lick teh figure on camera and post it here (・∀・)
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Right when everybody thought it couldn't get any worse... RIP
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>>131174
nyaoo2
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No.131286 +
What's the point in having nau if you are going to have a cum jar
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I believe in you.
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>>131300
bridal veil + bondage gear is amazing. i dont think thats real semen but i'll believe (;´Д`)
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>>131234
i would suicide my live stream befofe doing that
>>131281
WIN
>>131286
she approves, any time some one or me drinks milk or something, she asks if there is a toy in the bottom and if she can have it.
>>131301
i believe it. just as much as i belive in tub girl or any other JP eating shit and eating vomit.
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