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No.139220 +
wink
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No.139223 +
1: JERK OFF.
2: KILL MYSELF.
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No.139226 +
1: PLEASURE MYSELF TO MY HEART'S CONTENT
2: Live life like it's a yuri romance manga
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No.139227 +
Jerk off a whole lot.
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No.139228 +
1: maybe jerk off?
2: drink a glass of BOKU
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No.139230 +
1. jerk off
2. post naked pics to Heyuri so anon can jerk off too
3. jerk off again
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No.139249 +
1:possibly kill myself
2:if i don't pass off as a genius with my extremely basic knoweldge
3:leverage that in some way
4:maybe gain a decade of neet life
5:be a complete failure as woman as well
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No.139251 +
Masturbate.
Put on cool clothes and basically do the exact same shit I'm doing now, but now I'm cute, so that's awesome.
Take lewd pictures and masturbate to them.
Get a taser or something so I don't get raped.
Stare at naked girls in changing rooms.
Try to get guys to buy things for me so I don't have to get a job.
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No.139252 +
1. Piss standing up anyway
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No.139253 +
rape a random guy on the street
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No.139262 +
1. Jerk off
2. Piss while standing
3. Piss while squatting
4. Date a hot girl
5. Have yuri sex
6. Post tits on Heyuri

Is there anything else? nyaoo2
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No.139263 +
>>139262
You haven't lived as a girl until you've put whipped cream on your boobs!
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No.139264 +
go shopping for cute clothes
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No.139265 +
1: jerk off
2: take loads of pictures and videos of my naked body and upload them to the internet
3: have sex with my male friends
4: groom men into becoming lolicons
5: get a cult following in social media and make men worship me as a living loligod
6: stream my suicide on my 18th birthday
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>>139252
madsweat
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>>139265
It's my dream to worship a loli as a goddess and be her pet. blush
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No.139285 +
>>139253
ME! ME! (´人｀)
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No.139287 +
Do Sekkusu with my boyfriend without getting called a fag for itbiggrinlove
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No.139296 +
1: go to japan and star in lesbian scat JAV
2: molest japanese girls in onsens and steal their hot fresh poop in restrooms
3: eat girl poop for every meal everyday until I die
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No.139300 +
everything >>139251 said
but then go to japan, find a public bath with cute girls, relax
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No.139316 +
1: Put wii vibrator up my MANKO
2: Learn how girls can have endless orgasms
3: Drink my girl piss
4: Prostitute myself to dirty rich old men
5: Use moneez to NEET
6: Find other female-turned Heyurizens for yuri sekkusu
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No.139318 +
>>139262
>>139316
Why don't we just create a chatroom where everyone roleplays as a loli? unsure
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No.139323 +
I don't want to roleplay as a loli on the internet that's gay, I want to be a loli and overstimulate my genitals!!
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No.139326 +
>Why don't we just create a chatroom where everyone roleplays as a loli?
Because im worried of what would happen when teh fat old man roleplaying as teh 3D loli reaches number 6...
>6. Post tits on Heyuri
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No.139327 +
>when teh fat old man roleplaying as teh 3D loli reaches number 6
I could shave my abundant chest hair for Heyuri so they looks just like newly budding JC breasts blush
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No.139329 +
>>139318
Because dat is gaey.
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No.139331 +
>>139327
>I could shave my abundant chest hair for Heyuri so they looks just like newly budding JC breasts
mmmmmm... Alright (´￢`)
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No.139352 +
>>139251
That p much sums it up
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No.139420 +
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And so the gender swapped and age regressed heyuri ojisans visited on onsen together. ヽ(´∇`)ノ There they helped wash each other's backs... and maybe some other areas too... blush And they all lived happily ever after. ( ´ω`)
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No.139426 +
yuri
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No.139430 +
1: JERK OFF.
2: TRY TO KILL MYSELF
3: JERK OFF TWICE.
4: EAT A COOKIE
5: TRY TO KILL MYSELF A SECOND TIME
6: BEATING A GRANNY TO DEATH
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so no one will try to lick/bite their own boob tongue
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No.139433 +
>>139420
This was followed by an intense orgy.
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No.139449 +
Think about the amount of paperwork I'm gonna have to do now.
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No.139496 +
mostly the same as i do now
sit in front of pc, cook, go for walks
masturbating would be interesting
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No.139548 +
>>139496
>go for walks
Now with rape!
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No.139551 +
1. Jerk off
2. realize everyone else also wants to jerk off so I jerk off WITH THEM biggrin
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