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09/11 09:54
(that happens everytime you don't login for a week or two)
09/05 22:30
miredo
(my password disappeared again blah)
08/27 22:50
miredo
(the other lost boob has finally made it fairly high in the rankings!!!)
08/27 19:41
miredo
(the other lost boob is suffering...)
08/16 01:13
miredo
(but I forgot to give it a name lol, it's still NoNameYet lmao)
08/16 01:12
miredo
(FINALLY, I have a slime that isn't pure trash again lol)
07/27 02:16
miredo
(I have not been able to make it into the rankings again...)
07/06 20:14
miredo
(I forgot my password lol so I ended up needing to make a new lineage)
06/19 01:59
miredo
(we need new blood)
06/09 03:30
miredo
(damn, I'm still rank 1?)
05/25 00:54
miredo
(finally, rank 1!!!!!!!!!!!)
05/11 10:34
(Golden Loli Pee Slime defended its throne 4 times but isn't in the hall of fame, the hall of fame is broken)
05/04 08:52
(193 lb rank 50 guardian)
05/02 15:23
agb001
(butter fighter)
05/01 22:22
nanoshi
(2 hits landed out of 22 attacks! what the hell!)
05/01 13:16
(0 seeds and 0 children?!)
05/01 10:18
(my 178 lb slime with 200 HP and 21 STR lost to the rank 50)
05/01 07:01
nanoshi
(so much PISS)
04/27 14:59
agb001
(INCREASE THE SLIME CHILD BENEFIT!!!)
04/26 23:02
nanoshi
(can we give teh slimes tax breaks so they have more children?)
04/26 21:05
agb001
(the fertility rate of the slime population has drastically decreased)
04/26 03:38
vivi
(I wish it did like cookie clicker like in scientific notation so u get a sense of scale.)
04/25 22:10
nanoshi
(i miss 450 speed... 45 doesn't feel the same..)
04/25 22:06
miredo
(I do wish the numbers weren't truncated...)
04/22 02:39
miredo
(this game... four fucking hits landed out of 30, fuuuuuuuuuuuck offffffff)
04/21 23:28
(Slime God bred with itself to create a 167 lb. superslime but it lost to the rank 50)
04/21 14:00
COW
(they are becoming infertile...)
04/21 10:27
nanoshi
(1 seed ;_;)
04/21 05:07
nanoshi
(teh radiation must also have caused the slimes to go infertile, judging from the seed counts)
04/19 22:58
agb001
(my stm went down to 15. RADIATION HAS HIT US HORRIBLY!!!)
04/19 21:18
vivi
(I think all the nuclear radiation caused slimes to become futas.)
04/19 19:29
agb001
(waat's with the futas...?)
04/18 22:13
akumu
(rank 21 slime has a highest rank of 50?)
04/18 18:44
vivi
(The points just got divided too.)
04/17 21:18
agb001
(128 weight... how fat are these fuckers??)
04/17 09:16
Name
(it looks like when all 50 slimes have at least 100 in every stat it auto-crunches the stats)
04/17 08:48
suraimu
(What happened to all the stats? It's all been divided by 10 or something)
04/16 01:32
nanoshi
(my stamina is hitting all times lows... 135 stm ;_;)
04/13 02:31
nanoshi
(GREEN SLIMES SHALL RULE FOR ETERNITY!)
04/12 17:09
nanoshi
(21/50 slimes HAVE WINGS OR CROWNS)
04/12 15:19
miredo
(ah, it only shows up on the battle screen)
04/12 14:56
miredo
(do the extra instructions only display at exactly 100 generations? the link disappeared lol)
04/12 00:39
(Marijuana Green Poop Slime, the eternal guardian of rank 50)
04/11 18:01
Epsilon
(I won!!! ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ That was... Unexpected!! (;´ー`))
04/11 14:00
nanoshi
(According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a slime should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The slime, of course, flies anyways. Because slimes don't care what humans think is impossible.)
04/11 12:51
agb001
(winged slime... this isnt right)
04/09 20:30
riro
(unban me!!!)
04/09 19:48
nanoshi
(6/40 hits landed, stm 0%, i demand a rematch!)
04/09 19:34
nanoshi
(why of all my slimes does "bloody diarrhea" rank so high!)
04/09 15:56
miredo
(how the fuck did I only get 5/34 attacks landed)
04/09 15:56
miredo
(my current slime has stats close to the top ranks but got haxed out by the rank 50)
04/09 13:42
miredo
(how the hell did someone get 368 speed)
04/09 06:42
riro
(i am so happy we got many colors)
04/08 22:05
nanoshi
(i don't get it (;_;))
04/08 22:05
nanoshi
(but if 10 * 1 = 9 then 10 = 9)
04/08 21:59
nanoshi
(10 * 1 = 9 because 1 = 0.9, 10 * 0.9 = 9)
04/08 21:58
nanoshi
(1 = 0.9)
04/08 21:58
nanoshi
(1 / 3 = 0..3; 0.3 * 3 = 0.9)
04/08 21:57
nanoshi
(77+33 = 100)
04/08 17:11
agb001
(THE LOLI WON FUCK)
04/08 17:11
agb001
(BIG BLACK SLIME VS LOLI)
04/08 06:33
riro
(i am gonna rep youuu)
04/08 04:05
MahoNyako
(this game as become hard ;__;)
04/08 00:13
nanoshi
(PINK SLIME ON RANKING. RANK 24 PLS MATE)
04/07 19:22
miredo
(maybe speed is the wrong thing to aim for, maybe I should just go try to get 1300hp or something lol )
04/07 18:54
miredo
(hey, I got slime 1111! shame it didn't rank...)
04/07 03:13
miredo
(my boob is a living testament to incest ｗｗｗｗｗｗ)
04/07 02:34
Name
(i never did this before but its my turn to play)
04/07 02:03
keiki
(oh i thought this is how i make slime)
04/07 02:03
moemoekyun
(moe cafe worka)
04/07 00:26
nanoshi
(267 speed, to 300 and beyond!)
04/06 23:43
anonwaha
(u fools... now i lost purple ;_;)
04/06 23:29
miredo
(rank 4 via incest )
04/06 23:20
agb001
(ZOMG PURPLE WIPED AWAY IN THE PROCESS!! RIP!!!)
04/06 23:20
agb001
(holy shit my slimes are getting alot fatter)
04/06 22:56
anonwaha
(PURPLE SLIME RANK 50 NAO - PLZ MATE)
04/06 22:07
(at least you beat Big LoliSpit Slime)
04/06 21:52
agb001
(UWAHHHHHH!!!!! LOLI SPIT STILL WINS!!!! FUCKKKK)
04/06 21:28
nanoshi
(WE MUST BRING BACK THE PINK SLIMES!)
04/06 17:40
miredo
(what the absolute hell, my current slime is amazing but my rank 50 boob is too goddamn strong)
04/06 17:24
miredo
(my rank 50 slime is too strong...)
04/06 16:45
miredo
(god, I'm down to 60 speed)
04/06 14:17
agb001
(loli spit slime has run out of seeds.... speed throughout the slime race will cease!!)
04/06 13:49
miredo
(rank 4 finally )
04/06 12:44
agb001
(where did my dexterity genes go...)
04/06 04:01
miredo
(my boob is fast but has hilariously low stamina now)
04/06 01:35
BunnyDog
(good.. keep teh whites out!)
04/06 00:02
anonwaha
(only 23/50 white now!!)
04/05 23:44
nanoshi
(seemingly 80 weight is perfect.. any more and your dex gets raep'd)
04/05 23:41
anonwaha
(i got a nice dark red and failed (;´Д`))
04/05 23:28
miredo
(my slime is bright green now but ranked out...)
04/05 23:27
nanoshi
(WHITES HAVE BEEN DETHRONED! GREEN SLIMES RETAKE THEIR RIGHTFUL THRONE!)
04/05 22:51
nanoshi
(grey + dark = turqoise, turqoise + yellow = green, there is a chance an ancestor has their colour win over so you may get yellow/white/whatever)
04/05 22:49
shinona2
(breed yellows with blue to get green, not sure if darkzors work)
04/05 22:38
miredo
(rank 5 for the first time! didn't get any green like I wanted though)
04/05 22:31
nanoshi
(230 SPEED!)
04/05 22:21
nanoshi
(weird things are happening to teh rankings...)
04/05 21:57
anonwaha
(YES!!!!!! DARK SLIME AND BEAT A RANK 10)
04/05 21:22
nanoshi
(there may be an incest penalty after all)
04/05 21:18
miredo
(I've been aiming for speed above all else but then I got a massive decrease a few times)
04/05 21:18
miredo
(I have not the slightest clue what I'm supposed to do to get my numbers to go up instead of down)
04/05 20:49
anonwaha
(32 out of 50 are white...)
04/05 08:51
yakuniku
(panstation12 at rank 5... white is clearly the way )
04/05 01:13
nanoshi
(well marble has been dethroned, i guess)
04/05 01:11
nanoshi
(oops...)
04/05 00:22
alpaca
(i had a lot of shitty slimes before this series. what i do is inbred a couple of times, which causes my stats to go down usually, then outbreed with a stronger slime not so related)
04/04 23:25
nanoshi
(pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink )
04/04 22:19
MahoNyako
(this game is getting a lot harder to play (;ﾟ∇ﾟ))
04/04 22:13
nanoshi
(my next slime will BEAT marble!)
04/04 22:09
anonwaha
(another slime, another failure...)
04/04 22:06
nanoshi
(QUIT BREEDING WHITE SLIMES!)
04/04 21:58
ohno
(one day dokuro pantsu will win one fight)
04/04 20:35
anonwaha
(i can't beat teh freaking rank 50!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ)
04/04 20:23
nanoshi
(171 speed! )
04/04 18:49
agb001
(trying to get a really light and fast slime... but the damn thing is too slow!!)
04/04 18:13
anonwaha
(is there any going back from white once u turn white!!? (;ﾟ∇ﾟ))
04/04 17:46
anonwaha
(suddenly, my slime turned white (;ﾟ∇ﾟ))
04/04 16:39
MahoNyako
(but she was too weak to make it to the list...)
04/04 16:38
MahoNyako
(Albino Loli Slime has a weight of 83.. )
04/04 16:23
alpaca
(WHITE POWAH ヽ(`Д´)ノ)
04/04 15:56
agb001
(goodness all these slimes are so fucking fat)
04/04 15:42
miredo
(rank 6!)
04/04 15:19
agb001
(holy white)
04/04 06:50
alpaca
(white kingdom double secure)
04/04 02:31
yakuniku
(so does mine... wincest has become failcest ;_;)
04/04 01:17
miredo
(my slime keeps getting worse)
04/03 23:55
yakuniku
(WINcest!)
04/03 23:51
Epsilon
(Many defeated Gay Grimace after me, but Ashurbanipal remains unvainquished!! (｀∇´))
04/03 23:22
nanoshi
(Waja4 has made it to ranking... SETSU2, the offspring of Waja5 will reign supreme in 30 minutes..)
04/03 23:22
anonwaha
(#2!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
04/03 23:18
yakuniku
(same here...)
04/03 23:15
alpaca
(my line is tainted with bad genes)
04/03 22:58
anonwaha
(ur prediction did not come to pass...)
04/03 21:57
nanoshi
(i predict that Waja shall bear numerous powerful offspring!)
04/03 21:54
MahoNyako
(Gay Grimace has fallen, all hail ashurbanipal)
04/03 21:45
yakuniku
(damn you obama... how could you forsake me so)
04/03 21:42
MahoNyako
(Gay Grimace is a freak of nature!)
04/03 21:14
MahoNyako
(willing the mate with moar white slimes. The pinks have got to go! )
04/03 21:13
MahoNyako
(Loli Slime IX is white now)
04/03 21:09
nanoshi
(we need moar whiet slimes!!)
04/03 20:56
yakuniku
(panstation3 shall win, mark my words)
04/03 20:44
miredo
(rank 12 finally...)
04/03 20:25
Epsilon
(Mating Julian Greatcox with itself turned out to be a bad idea, after all... (;´Д`))
04/03 19:11
agb001
(my slime became red. despite the fury it is still too weak!!)
04/03 18:08
Baba
(Hello)
04/03 18:00
anonwaha
(and then immediately unranked... (;´Д`))
04/03 17:23
anonwaha
(#3!!!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
04/03 16:39
Otaku
(with the power of loli i shall win these games)
04/03 04:29
miredo
(there, my boob finally stopped getting oneshot)
04/03 01:32
MahoNyako
(ヽ(`Д´)ノ aaaaaaaaa!!!!!)
04/03 01:14
anonwaha
(I PICKED THE WRONG DOKURO CHAN AND TURNED PINK!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ)
04/03 00:38
Epsilon
(I finally mangaed to make a slime that won a battle! multiple battles actually!)
04/02 22:28
MahoNyako
(thats a big boy)
04/02 22:06
agb001
(my fat shiet reached weight of 67. i think thats a new record?)
04/02 20:26
anonwaha
(pink is too strong (;´Д`))
04/02 17:14
MonsterRancher
(DARK GRIMACE IS COMING FOR THE CROWN!!! )
04/02 17:07
hachikuji
(magic)
04/02 16:13
Captain Chunder
(How do you play this)
04/02 15:27
MahoNyako
(i am pro pink slime extermination. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ)
04/02 15:16
anonwaha
(i have been breeding kusoslimes for a long time now, but i don't want my slimeline to turn pink...)
04/02 13:49
MahoNyako
(Lets help Loli Slime II become more white)
04/02 06:54
alpaca
(new NONPINK champ)
04/02 05:01
MonsterRancher
(Will breed with purple slimes...)
04/02 04:11
MonsterRancher
(Jorp blessed us with massive girth)
04/02 03:49
alpaca
(nice jorp babies (ﾟ血ﾟ#))
04/02 03:14
MonsterRancher
(XL Grimace III = CHAMPION!!! )
04/02 02:42
MonsterRancher
(Looking to make the fattest slime, if youre interested in making fat purple slimes, breed with XL Grimace )
04/02 02:32
alpaca
(any downsides to wincest?)
04/02 02:12
MonsterRancher
(shieet)
04/02 01:28
MahoNyako
(Fatass Brat Slime second place!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ)
04/02 00:54
MahoNyako
(baby slime II just dropped)
04/02 00:02
Ian
(this proves mitsuba is the best triplet)
04/02 00:00
anonwaha
(once u hit 100 generations, a secret is unlocked...)
04/01 23:12
agb001
(atleast FUUUUUUUUCK is up there proud of him)
04/01 23:12
agb001
(my poor bsatard slimes are becoming more and more useless. i want to set them all ablaze)
04/01 23:10
Ian
(my slimes suck actual cock)
04/01 23:01
MahoNyako
(alll of my breeding experiments have gone horribly wrong)
04/01 22:36
ohno
(owari)
04/01 22:32
ohno
(3p1c)
04/01 22:03
MahoNyako
(and its the lowest ranked slime...orz)
04/01 22:03
MahoNyako
(let it be know, i made the first albino slime)
04/01 21:47
Pez
(I will haev my revenge! )
04/01 21:41
anonwaha
(i lost my smile...)
04/01 21:40
agb001
(The dango family has been dethroned regardless...)
04/01 21:38
Pez
(my dango is not first T.T)
04/01 21:38
agb001
(The first one can stay though! i liked that one!!)
04/01 21:37
agb001
(I'll kill you... whoever birthed Urinal Slime II....)
04/01 21:35
Name
(Yeah!)
04/01 21:14
MahoNyako
(i messed up and didnt rename my new slime.. ;_;)
04/01 20:59
agb001
(as a true heyurizen would!)
04/01 20:58
A retard
(Made HeyurizenSlime out of a retard nigger and a loli... Lost first fight.)
04/01 20:55
hachikuji
(:()
04/01 20:24
anonwaha
(:))
04/01 20:20
agb001
(ok this is fun)
04/01 19:41
Pez
(King Dango has Arrived!)
04/01 19:39
anonwaha
(KAWAIIIIII)
04/01 19:30
MahoNyako
(Oh my gosh a slime with a bow! O_O)
04/01 19:14
Pez
(i like this game)
04/01 19:02
Ian
(the full name was supposed to be "serial killer baby rapist necroskullfucking nigger genocide III" but whatever)
04/01 18:50
Pez
(The big dumpling family The big dumpling family The mischievous roasted dumpling, the gentle bean jam dumpling The moon viewing dumpling is a bit of a dreamer The sesame dumpling always looks prim, the quadruplet spitted dumplings Put all of them together to make a family of one hundred Th)
04/01 18:49
MahoNyako
(I LOVE THIS GAME!!! BEST GAME EVAR)
04/01 18:42
Pez
(dango dango dango dango dango dango daikazoku)
04/01 18:42
Name
(rape)
04/01 18:32
anonwaha
(NOW SHORTENED TO 15 MINUTES. PREPARE YOUR SEED.)
04/01 18:24
hachikuji
(WAHAAAA SHORTEN IT!!! I WANT TO HAVE MOAR SLIMECEST)
04/01 18:23
MahoNyako
("You can only mate once every hour" Unrealistic! ヽ(`Д´)ノ)
04/01 18:09
ohno
(nya)
04/01 18:08
Ian
(if you can eat it, you can buy it)
04/01 17:52
MahoNyako
(What da!)
04/01 17:49
anonwaha
(my DNA is not so great...)
04/01 17:43
hachikuji
(ha)
04/01 17:41
A retard
(SLIMECEST FTW)
04/01 17:32
Pez
(meow?)
04/01 17:30
Name
(Happy Dango~)
04/01 17:28
Suisei
(slime!)
04/01 17:19
BunnyDog
(WHAT IS HAPPENIGN)
04/01 17:16
Angel
(WHAT HELLO WHAT)
04/01 17:10
hachikuji
(one hour!?)
04/01 16:42
anonwaha
(LOL SLIMECEST)
04/01 16:33
hachikuji
(わはー)
04/01 16:31
kaguya
(WERKZ*!)
04/01 16:31
kaguya
(WERKA)
04/01 16:29
anonwaha
(TEST)
God's Realm
SLIME BREEDER
v1.06e
Copyright ©1999
tatuta.
Translated for use in an English environment by
rika
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