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November! Teh month of the year when you can listen to the song "november song" by emamouse!!
https://emamouse.bandcamp.com/track/02-november-song
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NOVEEEMBEEEERonigirimona2onigiri
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No.121782 + [Reply]
Who wins and why?

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! blush
https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1730461623.html
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EYE VOTED!
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>>121783
Silly Cirno, that's now how u vote!
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No.121758 + [Reply]
2D girl on a 2D girl!
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Why isn't there a tounge drawn on her VAGINA unsure

Your fortune: Dark times are to come
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No.121759 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Wow that looks a lot like a PENIS biggrin

Your fortune: You have cancer
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No.121766 + [Reply]
forceful huggu (´∇`)
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>>121766
He seems pretty unenthused. nyaoo-closedeyes
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Am I screwing myself by letting disparaging comments about losing my virginity to an escort get to me?
“don’t do it bro, find the right one”
“I can’t stop you, but you’re going to regret it (refuses to elaborate)”
Keep in mind I’m not going in with the mindset of
“why bother trying when I can just pay for sex lol”
I’m getting an escort so I can finally feel like an adult, and get some coaching on how to please a woman orally.
Also, I want to experience my fetishes during my first time, which is something that absolutely would not happen if I pick up a girl on Tinder or at a bar
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>Being intimate with a woman is what you want to get comfortable with
Yeah. I've had social anxiety my whole life, and body image issues. I'm working on both of those, but the denial of sex is getting to me. It's making me too unhappy; so much so, that I can't even focus on my hobbies anymore, because I'm too busy fervently reading forums and articles about male loneliness. I compare myself to everyone in my life; even my teen sister, who always goes out with her friends (and boyfriend) to get super fucked up on booze and shrooms. She used to be socially anxious just like me, and we'd always bond over that. But now she's having the time of her life. Not to go too off topic, but it really feels like she left me in the dust. She punched in her v-card at age 14, and it makes me super fucking jealous (mostly of the guy, who's clearly pretty hung and experienced, since he fucked her up really good after their first time; my sis literally couldn't walk for a few days)
Not too long ago, I was a NEET. Now I'm working frontend at a grocery store. The constant dealing with customers is training me for talking to regular people. Eventually, I may actually be able to break out of my autism shell, and have a real conversation with someone- and from there, I could take it even further.
But at my age, it's just too pathetic to not know how to please a woman. I'm not well endowed, and I've never experienced love or physical contact. I will utterly ruin a "natural" first time experience.
For starters, I won't be able to get it up at first; that's a given. After all, I've trained myself to not pop boners around women my whole life. I need someone who's job is to help me get over my nervousness. A drunk club slut will just laugh, puke and then leave.
tl;dr, I'm not looking for 5-year-relationship-level intimacy with a sex worker; I just want to know how to navigate a sexual encounter, and not feel like a damn child. （ ´,_ゝ`）
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ask your sister for a sex training! mona2
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Yes go for it because I can tell that that would be the only way for you to have sex in your life. Don't feel bad for it, some men simply aren't lucky in life.
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Go for it, but don't practice oral on her. God damn. Remember that you are not her first that day. If licking some other guys leftovers doesn't disgust you, think of the bacteria. You can get some nasty shit on your mouth from that. By all means, ask her how to please her. Let her show you how to touch her. Just don't go in unprotected. Would you really want to associate your first time with some nasty illness?
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ewww that's disgusting
stay a virgin, escorts are nasty
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No.121733 + [Reply]
Are you guys going Trick or Treating? cool
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how do i cure aids?!
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NEEDS MOAR PENIS
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ARE YOU GOING KAWK SHUCKING?
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There was a loli in my pumpkin!!
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full of WIN! biggrin
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No.121696 + [Reply]
Have you seen a good 3DPD equivalent of these naked_bandage arts?
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need moar mummies
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I wish her manko wasn't hidden... the pic is so nice otherwise... ( ´ω`)
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>>121712
fuck teh physics
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I'm pretty sure the term "3DPD" describes exactly why it's not good angry
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3D, pretty delicious drool
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No.121550 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>121585
la purezza di luce in questione:
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si, si, si! biggrin
la pizzaiolo e la sancto puello della loliconoloio rolleyes
Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, ché la diritta via era smarrita x3
La purezza di mio fallo di mama mia di la lolita e la sancta pappa di lolio dark
Mamma mia!! sweat3
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>121686
qual è la probabilitá che qualche ecclesiastico si masturbi su luce?
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>>121734
dipende se ha il PENIS
se non ce l'ha nessun prete per bene se la incullerebbe
ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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🎃🎃🎃
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🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
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Right now I'm dreaming.
When I open my eyes, I'll still be 12 years old.
When I get up I'll go to radio exercise.
I'll eat breakfast. Then I'll do homework while eating watermelon in the cool morning.
Then in the afternoon I'll go to the pool with my friends and have a lot of fun.
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We will wake up in our worst nightmare, then our best dream, until we get tired of both and things happen afterwards. The ending of Spielberg's A.I. was a documentary.
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>>12545
>but it's not like you can wake up from it
what happens if you die then?
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>>12930

Come here, I'll show you.
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>>12941
come where?
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I often feel that things seem too realistic. it started after a friend died when I was a teenager and has been a thing in my life ever since, but it comes and it goes. I've found that if I directly engage with something that forces my attention I can get myself to snap back to normal. ping pong actually works really well for this purin
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No.121722 + [Reply]
If anyone's interested this radio station is spinning Halloween themed 80s tracks today:
http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Click "Listen Live!" or use this link:
http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u

Also whoa, cool Halloween theme, a first for this place iirc.
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>this radio station is spinning Halloween themed 80s tracks today
neato
>Also whoa, cool Halloween theme, a first for this place iirc.
not teh first halloween if you mean on Heyuri, but this years' suigintou is special with the RM stream(s) and 20th anniversary ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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Thanks for the recommendation. I have actually been listening to Rockwell for like an hour biggrin
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>not teh first halloween if you mean on Heyuri
Oh, I don't remember a site theme last year. I like the color combinations.
>but this years' suigintou is special with the RM stream(s) and 20th anniversary
I don't know what any of this means, sorry.
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>>121725
Ah yes a classic, that song played earlier today.
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No.121515 + [Reply]
good morning! ☺🌅
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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おはよございますbiggrin
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.121610 + [Reply]
TRICK OR TREAT!
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>PENIS or treat!
i can't quite decide cry
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Ponsuke loli butt for halloween cry
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SMELL MY FEET!
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>>121610
well I got a joke for ya biggrin
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>>121697
thanks for the chuckle biggrin
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No.121523 + [Reply]
The Heyuri Historical Society must be eliminated. We don't have definitive proof the past actually happened
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what is the past? Do i even exist!? 😲
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What about my memories?
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>>121528
The past is a previous arrangement of physical matter and the only consistent is that there is more entropy and less energy to go around. closed-eyes
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>>121554
oops they got put there by mistake cry
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>>121555
Due to the uncertainty principle, is it possible for different arrangements of matter "in the past" to have resulted in the current arrangement of matter? If so, is the past as variable as the future? wink
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No.121568 + [Reply]
What are you all wearing for the heyuri halloween party? unsure🎃
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>>121578
I think you have that backwards, historically it's always been radical Protestants that have rejected such holidays as unbiblical. ⛪
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I'm dressing up as creepy chan for Halloween biggrin
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your costume is sooo kewl!!! kuma6
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>>121589
>>121592
my local priests called halloween a foreign satanic festival cool
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last year I saw a kid with a devil fork walk near a church
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No.121564 + [Reply]
It's almost November! What are your plans for Halloween?
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Sit around and eat candy by myself. biggrin
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Sit around. I dont eat candy.
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post on teh heyuri
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Scary~ astonish
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👉 now you know why 👈
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I'm still confused sad
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teh pointing is a technique to stay alert and focues.
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>>121673
It makes them look cool. cool
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👆👆👇👇👈👉👈👉🅱🅰▶

I just got us 30 free train rides. happy Where we goin, Heyuri?
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>>121675
Akihabara or bust. biggrin
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No.121666 + [Reply]
IT IS TIEM TO BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!
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AAAAHHH TEH NUMBER OF TEH BEAST!!! (;´Д`)
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>AAAAHHH TEH NUMBER OF TEH BEAST!!! (;´Д`)
PREPARE TO DIE, HUMANS!
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Zomg jack-o-lantern ona hole 🎃
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Pumpkin pussy. drool
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