divorce is epic

>>135001
tits or GTFO

>tits or GTFO
im not a girl... but i do have man boobs

>>134997
wait... is this divorces vs total population, not divorces vs married couples? it looks like that's what it says
like i don't see a world where georgia and alabama are on opposite ends of the spectrum on anything lol that makes no sense

>>134989
What the FUCK was his problem?

>>134994
He could've just said that to cover his own ass. As far as I can tell, that story has been the official reason why Sonic Xtreme never saw the light of day, but I don't know maybe there's more to it than what the Sonic Xtreme team lets us know.

pointlessly long post

>>134998
even if the story mightn't be true, naka is known to be a bit blunt at best
which can also be pretty lulzy honestly

didn't he eat shit for insider trading after Balan flopped
IIRC he said he was very literally not even there for half the project and he had a lot of negative shit to say about the entire thing, and my conspiracy theory is that Square fucked him over to shut him up and he was not actually doing insider trading lol

>>134996
every single saturn decision outside japan was retarded, but you'd think seeing the sales numbers would do something considering that Sonic basically turned Sega's money losing machine into an international success overnight and was their actual first real success in the home market

really though, sometime in 1994, Sega caught stupid and never stopped being stupid
I still constantly think about the fact that the 32X even exists and all the resources that went into that black hole instead of the Saturn (in particular, it using SH-2 CPUs, even if slower clocked, will never not be retarded, and the supply issues Sega had with sourcing chips were obvious in foresight, let alone hindsight)

also holy shit the early launch torpedoed any possible hope or excitement
imagine just getting fucked this hard
https://youtu.be/ExaAYIKsDBI
(the Saturn launched at $399; IIRC it dropped price very shortly after though, killing Sega's profit margins)

although I also think about the Saturn being stupid too (the dual SH-2 design and the weird-ass DSP chip they added to ostensibly do geometry calcs just added a bunch of cost, but the system also has two other full CPUs on it lol, a 68k variant for handling audio, and a whole fucking SH-1 CPU just for handling the CD drive)

now I just want to talk about the saturn lol, you don't need to read below this line
as someone who has attempted to program for it (didn't get super far because I'm a lazy bitch), I am slightly in a position of knowledge regarding how it works

some people might say the Saturn isn't good at 3D, but the truth is the Saturn is actually pretty good at it!
the saturn is unfortunately terrible at texturing, and PS1 to Saturn ports hit this limit REALLY badly; the ones that run better often just halve the texture resolution (which looks terrible)

and although it has like 3 chips on which it can do 3D calculations (two main CPUs and a DSP chip), there isn't really dedicated hardware for it like the GTE features on the PS1, and one of the more useful features of the saturn (the DSP) is a horrific manually pipelined nightmare with terrible documentation that almost no one touched; later SEGA system libraries use it to accelerate 3D T&L calcs (admittedly, like the ones I used, which would help a lot in my perception of the machine's performance), but IIRC a bunch of early Saturn software doesn't even look at it
https://youtu.be/lxpp3KsA3CI the Sonic R team did use it, to great effect

I absolutely think Sonic R is basically the absolute peak of Saturn 3D visuals, a game that compares well visually to PS1 games from like 2 years later
the Sonic Team developed games are also a cut above, but have way more polygon flicker and generally feel a bit visually off

the Saturn's VDP1 neither supports UV mapping (the four corners of a VDP1 quad are teh 4 corners of the texture) nor can you draw large textures quickly, both of which make texturing way, way, way better on the PS1 (Sega had never actually made their own texturing chipset before the Saturn; the Model 2 arcade board is Martin Marietta tech and the all in-house Model 1 board doesn't do texturing at all)
so even though VDP1 has a very high fillrate that isn't that far behind the PS1's GPU (yes, Sony literally called it the GPU), this instantly goes to hell once you use textures of any quality whatsoever

VDP2 (the dedicated background tilemap chip, the second of two reasons the Saturn is technologically considered better for 2D games; the first reason is that the Saturn actually has slightly more video memory so you can store more graphics frames and shit) is mildly useful for 3D games since it does support big mode 7 style flat planes which is dead useful for doing outdoor environments, but PS1 games get to just brute force things like that (and have actual 3D box or sphere skies instead of flat scrolling backgrounds, since again, texturing isn't slow as shit there)


tl;dr: give me a time machine to like 1993 or something so I can save the Saturn and unfuck Sega ( ´ω`)
I used to like Sega so goddamn much and now I cannot stand to think of what happened to them
(okay, to be fair, I guess the Yakuza team is doing well lol)

>>135011
>pointlessly long post
I still enjoyed reading it.

>>135019
thx

god, now I am reminded:
what the fuck was Sega even on when they added the SH-1 CPU for handling the CD drive

almost every other chip I can think of has a good reason, even if a more sensible design would have made cuts
two SH-2s utilizes the master-slave feature and adds a bit of processing power, the 68k for sound is an extremely standard design of the time, the DSP for handling 3D calcs... well, it would have made sense in 1992/3/4 when they were designing the thing, it's only dumb in hindsight since that was the kind of thing they threw in their arcade boards for the job
the two graphics processors aren't a particularly great design, but it isn't that hard to imagine Sega managing to combine them into one chip that does both jobs

but the SH-1 in the CD drive block is a full fucking 20MHz CPU that is basically a slightly earlier revision of the main CPUs and I cannot imagine this made each Saturn any cheaper to produce regardless of how good of a deal Sega got from Hitachi
and it is not user programmable at all, it strictly runs the CD handling program, so you can't even be like
"YEAH I GOT 3 CPUS BIIIIITCH"

it just doesn't work like that

maybe sega was retarded before 1994
since 1992/1993 is when a lot of these decisions would be getting made

It's because canada is asian

>>13720
all'a y'all speak some weird language called 'franch' or sum'n like that. and mah pop says that e'ery country in the world 'cept ours is in asia. so y'all must be asian. (´￢`)

French? What devilish dialect is this?

You might be able to use it if you rent a server located in Japan and install VPN software on it. I've never tried this though so don't complain to me if it doesn't work!

>>134985
steam in h-art despite not being in a steamy environment always just feels like a turnoff to me （ ´,_ゝ`）
instead of being sensual, it just makes it seem literally nasty (;ﾟДﾟ)

>>134986
>>134995
if the thought of deeply inhaling a plume of warm steamy pheromones coming from a cute girl's VAGINAl region or armpits is a turnoff that means you're a homosexual

>>135009
I like pussy, but it fucking smells like fish, and not the better part of that smell.

there is nothing quite as concerning as pulling out some fish from the oven and being immediately reminded of pussy (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>>135012
what does it taste like then mr know it all

>>135012
Are you sure all VAGINAs stink of fish, or maybe certain unfeminine habits cause that problem? There's no point in feeding protein-rich foods (other than semen) to females because no matter how much they consume they will never get truly swole, so maybe fishvag is a divine punishment for wasting meat/fish/eggs/etc. by feeding them to your wife. The culprit could also be something else like preservatives/heavily processed foods, dairy products, certain veggies that stink like onions, garlic or asparagus, or maybe she's just not cleaning her VAGINA thoroughly enough. Maybe she has a mild infection that doesn't cause itching or rashes or anything, but just makes her VAGINA stink. Surely all VAGINAs don't smell like fish, there must be a cause and a remedy.

>Is she possessed?
Nah, she just visited White Desert. Be a good brother and make sure she wrote in her diary to save her progress.

>>134991
Be a good brother and tell her where to go so she finds "the face"

kind of reminds me of crazy-kun's scribbles

>>134963
Windows XPENIS.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

L-LOL?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

nyuu~

need moar details if you can remember

Agreed, sounds too vanilla to narrow it down...
What did the girl look like? What was her relationship to the protagonist? Was she a childhood friend, or a prostitute? What was the guy's age? Ojisan or high schooler?

Semi-unrelated, but I may as well share my favorite vanilla ero-doujin: https://e-hentai.org/g/1543395/c0537a303f/
Still makes my cold, dried heart tingle. ( ´ω`)

i haev food... but it's MINE

KIRA QUEEN!!!

BEERUSU!!! THIS TIEME U WILL BEE DEFEAT!!

>>134916
stfu goku im hungry

It will be a long battle, but i will impregnated 9001 loli-nekos.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Send her away, boys.

o7 ;_;

zOMG LUIGI

dont censor the nippel

*spurt*

ejaculated ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Flop.

Meh. Not hard, really.

But I do love me some ROACH. Best ROACH in all of animes. ( ´ω`)

Slightly

>>134706
maybe the real secret to peace is that they should make... OUT?!

they should cuddle in the same bed naked with heyuri being the dominate one over iruyeh

>>134700
Colored it for fun. I gave up halfway on the shading, though, since I cannot into grasping how 2 lighting on human forms. Please accept my humble apology for this shameful offering.

Apology accepted. I'll proceed to boner

the more i draw iruhey (iruyeh + heyuri) the closer it gets to being official, i wonder how their child turns out ( ´ω`)
>>134901
there is no need to apologize
apologize for apologizing!!!

>>13755
why do they do that? will they install malware to the poor sap who clicks their links?

It's the GOVERNMENT!! They're trying to silence us ヽ(`Д´)ノ

i once posted about how much i love my waifu, is that the kind of discourse the government is trying to silence?

>>13754
trumpflare solves this

>>13776
Your devotion to your waifu is something they do not want others to imitate so yes ( ´･ω･`)

Serenity OS felt like coming home after way too long and realizing there's no place like home.

it is amazing just how pleasant the interface is for the programs in it
it is like using Windows 2000-era stuff, but ever so slightly modernized

I honestly wish I could use it as a day-to-day system. It just feels good to use.

>why does god ask christians to make operating systems?

Because computers are God's gift to humanity, therefore programmers must be prophets sent to spread His light to the unenlightened masses.

you can have win95-like theme in your usual linux distro ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>134903
being like linux without actually being linux appears to be a selling point

>>134903
you can! hell, I've done it
but at no point did it feel like a cohesive system like Serenity does
everything fights you the whole way (particularly the amount of different UI toolkits on use, but then there are the UI design differences between applications that don't feel like old-school Windows at all)

you probably could get that result without writing our own underlying kernel and shit, but you'd be constantly tempted to just ship the same disparate batch of existing software found in any random Linux distro so you can have a usable system now, which is probably why no one has done it

REI FTW!

I want to marry Rei and have Asuka as my mistress!

>>134856
LOL

ちっぱい

>>134769
Umm... i JUST had "teh seggs" on my comput0r (with a sexy lady) WHILE being in my basement. ( ´ω`)

>>134769
Thanks to Heyuri.net's buisness partner MUSCLE GIRL DIRECTORY, you can pay for a buff woman to come and rape you @ your domicile without leaving your basement!!!!

>>134772
our only way out....

>>134772
I would pay daily, i'd use all my NEET money IDGAF

Come to my house ベイビー, I have plenty of educational materials on my computer ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ