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No.130055 + [Reply]
would u???
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>>130093
I never had sexx / gf / kissed anyone, and I really wish we had advanced home loli androids or Tinder.kids, public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes, cases like Maquia to become common—not aging, but retain all cute proportions (unlike what happens in reality now), or a land of such Maquias, to be isekai'd as a loli witch's slave, or into a non-aging loli among other cgdct fantasy iyashikei yuri lolis and so on... I'm with you! Cheer up virgin boi!

Also I think a man can have wife and still be into 2D. It's not that mutually exclusive, because real marriage is often disappointing.

Also I disagree with what that portraits cum guy is doing. There's special content for that purpose. Doing, or pretending to do it on such cute faces feels humiliating to me. These faces are for kissing.
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>or Tinder.kids , public places where even men can groom JYs literally, like cat cafes
I think the biggest reasons why marriages fall apart in western countries these days is because of all the promiscuity, and the high age of consent/age of marriage. Human pair bonding works best when it starts near the age of hitting puberty and marriages are far more successful and fulfilling when she's the only one you've ever made love with and you're the only one she's ever made love with. This is why countries like Iraq can have an age of consent of 9, but I'm quite sure anyone trying to set up a cafe with 9 year old strippers/prostitutes there would immediately be killed. A lot of people seem to think that waiting until their 20s when they've "found themselves", doing personality tests and shit, and dating dozens of people trying to find the most compatible partner is the best strategy, but I'd bet that just marrying random 12 year old virgins to each other (heterosexually) would actually produce much lower divorce rates and happier marriages.
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absolutely. no questions asked.
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I have one question asked: please may I have moar moist pantsu onigiri? (´人｀)
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>>130109
just for you drool
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No.130116 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.130060 + [Reply]
Write a letter 2 Kaguya maybe he will read itヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>130077
LOLI poop biggrin
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>>130073
i LOL'd iyahoo
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Dear kaguya, please maek sweet sweet love to mei..plz thank you! blush
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Dear Kagura

I am sleepy.

Sincerely Anonymous
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Dear Kagunyaa~,

Please Nyaa~~ for us.
It will be very moé.

Thanks,
Pez
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No.13335 + [Reply]
Did you know that you can use thumbtacks to:
-Wash your car
-Reboot your computer
-Clean your toilet
-Re-upholster your couches
-Open beer bottles

and as an erotic stimulant as well? (You take them orally in this case. The effect is immediate.)
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>>13401
let b = butt coefficient, d = number of dicks being evaluated, the value s = (b * d) shall represent the amount of sex the poster has, for some reason when a heyurizen is being studied this value is always 0
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No.13410 +
despite being called thumbtacks, thumbs are not present on the ingredients list
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No.13414 +
>despite being called thumbtacks, thumbs are not present on the ingredients list
i feel liek i've been ripped off （・Ａ・）
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No.13425 +
They can also be used to repair faulty outlets, sabotage working outlets, and perform acupuncture on unborn fetuses.
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thumbtacks are awesome! I killed 13426-san's pony with thumbtacks! (｀ー´)
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No.129887 + [Reply]
Break it down!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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onigiri
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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I'm making this thread because I noticed there has been a lot of pro-thumbtack posts lately and it seemed to me like a good opportunity to enlighten you all as to the dangers of thumbtacks.
As you may know, thumbtacks are known to sporadically pierce human skin, causing major injury. For example, thumbtacks have been scientifically proven to cause permanent blindness if not used properly. If ingested, thumbtacks may cause major damage to the human body and even DEATH. In 2011, a two-year-old boy in Paducah, Kentucky was pricked with a thumbtack more than 140 times, leading to his death.
If that's not sufficient proof that thumbtacks are dangerous, I don't know what is.
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No.13420 +
thumbtacks FTW
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No.13421 +
they're painful to use, but not as bad as eyetacks
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No.13424 +
>but not as bad as eyetacks
that's true, and im more fond of mouthtacks myself
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thumbtacks killed my pony ૮꒰ྀི ᴗ͈ ˕ ᴗ͈ ꒱ྀིა
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No.129714 + [Reply]
So I heard Heyuri doesn's like my purple suit. Is that right?
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>>129794
For 4chan culture. 2010-2013 was like a dark age for the rest of the chanverse. Most sites were dead or dying.
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It was a dark age for 4chan too, but the period that followed it was darker so it didn't seem as bad in retrospect sweat2
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all teh funniest screencaps are from that era, so if that was the dark ages for 4chan then the previous years must've been like atlantis or the garden of eden or something (´ー`)
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dude looks liek nicholson joker xd
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>>129747
>>129748
>>129749
>>129750
>>129751
I never understood the RAEG Quentin caused, because his shit was always just top-tier comedy. I can only imagine that they (namely /v/) just took them at face like complete normalfag retards.
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No.129872 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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We need more Becky!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Blue-eyed blonde love
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No.129679 + [Reply]
This new display technology will let you touch and feel the cutie flower whenever you want it.
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fake and gay waha
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>>129679
sauce?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>130051
i want to cum on the phone
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>>130051
Why can't this be realcry
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No.130003 + [Reply]
Do you ever shit yourself?
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maybe
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I did at school once when I was 5. closed-eyes2
Much more recently I failed to get to the bathroom in time after getting home and pee'd my pants just after getting in the door. sweat3
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no
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.129262 + [Reply]
every one knows about the infamous cum jar. but has there been any public recreations of it? i got this figure and thought about doing it my self. i would want to know what your guys thoughts are.

also don't bully me if my cum is not a thick white.
if there is certain material for me to fap to, post it.. just nothing gay. i will hide ur post.
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ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Why piss on them before fucking them cry
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I remember before PornHub wiped all their shit there was a video titled something like "guys cums on figurine over 40 times". He must have been putting it in the fridge in between because it didn't look rotten, just solidified. By the end you could barely see the fig under all the goo. xdnosebleed
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>Why piss on them before fucking them
Pissing is fun! I'd like to be covered in pee before being fucked.
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I'm witnessing a legend in the making, anyways here ya goxp
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No.130023 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━( ´ω`)━━━!!
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needs to be uncensored ( ´ω`)
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No.129817 + [Reply]
Last night I had a dream that people were having sex with rabbits. Not like niche porn websites, it was just becoming a thing that guys did in place of masturbation.
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I once had dreams about chasing rabbits so I could pet them, but some of them could talk. It was really cute and funny. blush
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You have very...interesting dreams to say the least (´～`)
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normal, I would have sex with this rabbit - Tewi Inaba
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i wish bunnies were real (;´Д`)
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.129926 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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cats > dogs
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it looks pawesome !! （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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>>129983
AIDS-inducing image
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>rape
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No.129938 + [Reply]
Work in two hours..
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I don't work ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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yeah I'm working right now...working on killing myself!
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Alcholic furbies should not be at work.
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work right now! biggrin
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This is where unemployment comes in handydance
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No.129881 + [Reply]
DEAR AAAGONYYYY
JUST LET GO OF MEEEE
SUFFER SLOOOWLYYY
IS THIS THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE?
DEAR AGONYYYYYYYYYYY
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CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME
WALK INTO MY MYSTERY
STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE

DO YOU REMEMBER ME
CAPTURE YOU, OR SET YOU FREE
I AM ALL, I AM ALL OF ME

if you're gonna be edgy, you've gotta be fucking RAD too
cool
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>>129946
Any Crush 40 song is edgy! In a good way!emo
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CAN YOU FEEEEEL LIFE
WOVAN THOUGH YOU MAIND
uuuuUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHYOUFUCKANCAMEFORMOAR
YEAHEAHEAH
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WOO
AWW YEAAH
ROLLING AROUND AT DA SPEED O SOUUWND
GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTUH
FOLLOW MAI RAINBOW
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BUT I AIN'T OUTTA CONTROL
JUST LIVIN' BY MY WOOOOOORD
DON'T ASK ME WHY, I DON'T NEED A REASON

I'VE GOT MY WAY, MY OWN WAAAAAAAAAYAAAYYYYYY

even if I like the SA2 version of It Doesn't Matter a bit more, the SA1 version has better lyrics since the SA2 one cut a bunch out (like every single word above lol)
also, the properly edgy song has to be WHAT I'M MADE OF

LIKE A MILLION FACES, I'VE RECOGNIZED THEM ALL
AND ONE BY ONE, THEY'VE ALL BECOME A NUMBER AS THEY FALL
IN THE FACE OF REASON, I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE
ONE BY ONE, THEY'VE ALL BECOME A BLACK MARK ON THE FLOOR

god, I fucking love Crush 40
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No.129909 + [Reply]
I tried too a few times when I was younger, ended the same way, it sucked & tasted awful.

Seems at least a few Heyurizens have tried though. unsure
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what are you trying to say? spit it out already!
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swallow your pride!
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Just my guess, but OP is most likely talking about swallowing cum
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>>129991
u had 2 b there
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dark
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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LOL BUTTSECKS
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No.129894 + [Reply]
dried semen smell
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I've nevar tried it, no real girl will swallow my cum anyways. I'd be happy if it tastes horrible though, as I enjoy imagining myself as some ugly guy screwing cute girls nyaoo-closedeyes
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>>129925
if you keep at it, day after day, eventually your foreskin will loosen up, or so I've heard. why don't you try it? don't force anything, just pull it back as far as you can without pain a few times a day every day and see if you get results.
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I eat my cum a lot. In this particular position. I cannot reach the PENIS with my tongue, but I have a lot of fun just cumming into my mouth biggrin

My initial experience was very similar to the one that was shared by >>129907-san, but I guess I was more determined, ha-ha. So I gradually trained myself to actually enjoy doing that.

Nowadays I do not feel any disgust whatsoever. E.g. I can cum into my hand, and then lick it from there. But cumming into the mouth directly is still the most enjoyable thing to do.

I can't see any correlation between my diet and the taste. That being said, it should exist. I just didn't notice. But yeah, sometimes it's bitter, sometimes it is not. I prefer the latter one.

>one of the best things about pissing all over yourself and drinking your own piss is that you can do it before cumming
I did that, too rolleyes
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don't listen to >>129949 , you won't be able to get a good quality girl to marry you if you don't have a tight foreskin hymen to prove you're a virgin
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>>129949
I've done exactly this over the span of a couple of months; eventually, I could pull it back while erect!! its been a long while since i've done it, though, so now its all tight again, but 129923-san has convinced me i want my cum to shoot for the moon nyaoo
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