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No.118866 + [Reply]
I just jumped out of the apartment window and killed myself
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No.118874 +
>>118866
Dead monkey's switch .. dark
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No.118875 +
>>118873
I can reply actually, I'm currently posting this from beyond the grave👻
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No.118878 +
Are you ok?
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No.118888 +
>>118875
hes transfer his consciousness to teh internetz like in anime
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No.118909 +
is this an epic win? 8ball say you may rely on it
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No.118739 + [Reply]
Send virgin Mary porn
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No.118740 +
will i go to hell for fapping to this? unsure
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No.118741 +
>>118740
No just repent afterwards
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No.118893 +
>>118740
yes you disgusting trash
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No.118896 +
Even I'm not this sick dark OP should apologize to the Christian community on Heyuri and then commit seppuku
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No.118776 + [Reply]
I brought zombie Steve Jobs back to life. What should I do with him?
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No.118778 +
>What should I do with him?
make him trash an apple store smile
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No.118784 +
>>118776
kill him for teh lulz
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No.118884 +
Force him to make Apple pro-loli company instead of pro-gay lol!
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No.118885 +
Force him to build a time machine so I can stop the iPhone from being made
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No.118891 +
Put him on trial for crimes against FOSS with Stallman as the judge then have him brutally executed in public while UNIX AND LINUX fans cheer and
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No.118239 + [Reply]
are there any shotacons on heyuri or is this mostly lolicon territory (;´Д`)
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>>118813
this has always bothered me since i find Shimakaze very hawt but trap pr0ns keeps appearing when looking for hentai sweat3
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>>118827
true, I guess the slutty outfit appeals to slutty boys nyaoo2

>>118829
if you're using a booru you can just use the 1girl tag
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No.118889 +
i am glad that heyuri enjoys shotas as much as lolis
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No.118890 +
>>118889
yeah
I'd post some but my dumb ass decided a few years ago to not separate my loli and shota folders so it's now a PITA to specifically find shota vs just enabling random sort and waiting for a pic to show up (;´ω`)
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No.119322 +
>>118752
crazy
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No.118630 + [Reply]
Loli in Roblox! tongue
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No.118721 +
I like to believe heyurian pedophiles are more tasteful than this...
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No.118723 +
we are the leet lolikon
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No.118864 +
Oh, I made teh loli avatar myself. Dont worry it’s not some kid’s avatar lol. A place on Roblox had an avatar catalog where you could maek whatever you want.
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>>118864
oh, disappointing...
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Sowwy sad
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No.118863 + [Reply]
GIVE ME A KOTATSU PLOX!!!
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No.118728 + [Reply]
FALL UNDER MAI HYPNOSIS
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No.118826 +
>>118788
n-not really...

>>118792
w-what...

anyway, lets try. i can't have it worse than 788-dono

Your fortune: Good luck
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Oh crystal heyuri ball, will i ever escape this constant misery?

Your fortune: You have cancer
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>>118830
at least it's not AIDS lol dance

Your fortune: Dark times are to come
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No.118858 +
>Your fortune: Dark times are to come
Don't jinx urself, u mite get teh AIDS soon astonish

Your fortune: Very bad luck
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No.118859 +
oh divine spirits of heyuri, I ask a question for thee, will my life get any better anytime soon?

Your fortune: Average luck
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No.118833 + [Reply]
What do you guys think about this banner I made? nyaoo2
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>>118844
Also hijacking OP's thread to shamelessly post a banner I forgot to post cool
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No.118851 +
daily reminder to never use anti-aliasing in picture resizing or fonts!
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No.118852 +
>>118846
we're not that smug here, are we?

>>118848
nice
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>>118848
cute smile
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I approve （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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No.118799 AS + [Reply]
Turkish twitter is trying to cancel Heyuri
https://x.com/Pamenarti/status/1842871487839048103
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No.118865 +
This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable. Not exactly a smart thing to do. Doubly not smart is claiming to send it all to "the authorities", who will laugh at him and tell him to stop wasting their time playing moral crusader internet police. His little cheerleaders are pathetic, too.
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>>118843
any kind of drama topic tends to get autosaged, which is fair enough since it'll just stick up on the front page for the entire duration of a /b/ thread's normal lifespan otherwise

>>118865
>This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable.
lolllll what an aho 😝
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>It has been determined that they still keep more than 900 GB of data in the warehouses where they keep immoral pictures, videos and all the content you can think of and keep them constantly updated.
I fukken LOL'd at this description of https://up.heyuri.net/
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>>118928
Sounds liek a magical place astonish
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>>118928
Are we forgetting the fact they came from Tumblr? When they banned porn they fled to Twitter. Both are worse what they are claiming.
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No.118747 + [Reply]
How to stop loving lolis? Any advice from those who succeed at it? I think it's ruining my life because women look so inferior compared to lolis… emo
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No.118773 +
there's much less good content with shotas on teh boorus tbh
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There's lots of bad loli art (unimaginative, bad anatomy, bad shading, etc.) too.
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>>118772
>>118773
>>118777
Shota art is on most of the time uglier and more amateurish than loli art
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No.118787 +
Gain loli family members - there's a 50% chance that the reality of little girls + family relations will cure ur lolicon for life

The other 50% is that they'll make ur lolicon even stronger and u'll have to live with horrible guilt and temptation for 10-15 years per loli, but what is life without a gamble! iyahoo
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I suggest moving on to midgets / shortstacks
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