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What's your opnion on Haiku OS?

https://haiku-os.org
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>>131486
heyuri on PSP!
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>>131488
heyuri on PS2 when?
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>>131498
I did that half a year ago, lol.
https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?c=08&m=g&f=202406.dat
ctrl-f for PS2

still wish I could remember how to boot a full Linux desktop image on my slim PS2, I did it like 12 years ago and used it for IRC
the boot image I found that worked on my PS2 in that post just ran a framebuffer web browser and nothing else
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i'm perfectly fine with windows 11 (・∀・)
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we have a male sacrificial holy lamb. its PENIS is small so it can't sin and it is very humble. it was bred as a sinless sacrificial lamb. all sins are forgiven

all praise be to god

The lamb's PENIS was made small during breeding so that it was pure and innocent and could not have sex

it is the purest creation

it is beautiful to look at

created sinless by a pure line to have a small PENIS so that it cannot sin

>And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offering.” So they went both of them together.

https://youtu.be/lzewtL2spMw?t=20
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Who are you quoting?? unsure
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the lamb was made. it is completely sinless because of its small PENIS. it is beautiful

we can all try to get to god but we can't fake the real deal

it is perfect sinless and holy

a perfect sinless sacrificial lamb
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>a small PENIS so that it cannot sin
What about its ANUS?
What significance is the lamb having its butth0le bared for all to see? unsure
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wat... dizzy
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you will burn in hell disgusting homo closed-eyes2

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キタ━━━( ´ω` )━━━!!
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( ´ω`)
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They had sex
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>>131445
is that true?? woah
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>is that true?? woah
HABEEB IT!
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>>131468
girugamesh!

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Good evening Heyuri.

I am trying to focus for an exam but I realized I won't pass it without cheating and I already failed it a week earlier once. There is no third attempts, and the second one is in around 15 hours.
I figured out a method to that not even the twelve divine generals would not know in an eternity!

PREREQUISITES:
1. Guy would let you go to restroom.
2. Questions are handed on a smaller print, like A5 size.
3. You can have jackets or long sleeve during the exam on.
4. Have an item to 'engrave' text onto a sheet (I will use a screwdriver).
5* Additionally bring a clipboard.

METHOD:
1. Before I give up on what I am able to figure out, it could work without risking.
2. When I give up, I hide my print with questions rolled up in my sleeve so that he does not notice (the force of the sheet trying to unroll itself will make it stay firm in my sleeve).
3* As I quit I close my clipboard so that nobody can know whether the questions disappeared (its better to have it than not).
4. I claim I urgently must go to restroom and so I exit with the questions.
5. In the stall I lock myself inside.
6. I get the question sheet from the sleeve
7. I take a picture of it
8. I drop it to ChatGPT and make it calculate for me
9. As it solves my questions I take out the screwdriver and engrave the solutions onto the question sheet
10. When I'm ready I return within some 5 minutes*
11. Just before entering the hall I place my sheet in my sleeve in a way that pulling it out takes no time and no sound
11. I enter the hall and take my seat
12. I open my clipboard and make some noise to recover my sheets with engraved answers and keep writing
13. Win?

*5 minutes - to claim I had to take a seat there. A good excuse is that during peroids of high adrenaline concentration your organism pumps all energy into muscles and blood, leaving digestive tract without much power and so your feces are closer to liquid than anything if prolonged. I will use that excuse if he gets suspicious. A good thing is to leave in somewhat hurry and return the same way as well so it does not get suspicious. Spasming with a leg and doing muni muni to your face is indicative of stress, do it before quitting.

If you write without ink (engrave stuff with something like a screwdriver) and the lecture hall has bad lights then nobody but you would be able to read it by the tiny shadows and light manipulation shapes that indents leave so that you can read it from certain angles, but they are almost invisible from 50cm and nobody would figure out they even are there until you look specifically for them from 30cm at most.
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happy end, good job ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ
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>>131403
Nie wiem nawet co ty chcesz syntetyzować.
Nie powiem bo ja też chce wiedzieć
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>>131392
whats the story behind this picture? (´¬`)
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lol fucking poles man. What absolute creatures they are.
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>>131453
A! to ja nyaoo-closedeyes

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Context: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
Votes: https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/

We talk about this without anyone initiating another, but I'll try another shot nyaoo-closedeyes

Currently there are 3 winning gaems with the same score
- King Arthur's Gold
- Mabinogi (private server)
- Terraria

From a quick search, I think King Arthur is a gaem that allows up to 12 people to coop and is suitable for one night. I dunno how hosting is, but it's a free gaem on Steam.
Mabinogi is an MMORPG, from that it can be said that, a server would need to be open at all tiems.
Terraria... could technically host many people, but even the large world doesn't have enough resources to sustain a large crowd (though there are ways around this issue if many users show up). We would also have to agree on stuff like not rushing bosses & going to hardmode before certain stuff are met etc. Someone would also still need to host it, and being a sandbox, it's not a game we can just play once and stop.

The standings may change if this thread encourages new users to vote, but doesn't change teh fact someone would need to undertake responsibility of being teh host. I'd help organizing non-technical parts sweat2
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>>131421
it being playable in a browser is good, but i dunno
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gartic phone might be fun. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>gartic phone might be fun
We should play gartic phone, we'll end up drawing loli pantsu (´ー`)
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>>131421
I've never played it singleplayer, but I'm up for anything. wink

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Neko is not amused ヽ(`Д´)ノ 🐱
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i find that amusing
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i find that neko pretty cute ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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neko is fat and hairy lol
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>>131395
fat fatters-
oh sorry wrong imageboard
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>>131395
why is he so butthurt tho lol

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What could've prevented this? cry
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booze!
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lots of booze!
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cigarettes 🚬 cool
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he should have used heyuri insteda of smonk weed

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which button do i press?
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>2 and 5 simultaneously and pull up and down
result: she came! iyahoo
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>result: she came!

WIN!! iyahoo
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>>131078
>>131085
Y'all fags don't know a thing about tiddies!!(´ー`)
Her nipples are obviously at 1 & 6! ( ´ω`)
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Keyboard buttons on boobs? How about boobs on keyboard buttons!
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>>131396
i need something like this in my life nosebleed

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Have any of you made mods for the M&B games? I'm planning on making a total convertion mod for Warband or Bannerlord, but I'm leaning more towards Warband.
I've been world building a fantasy setting for years now, but aside from some writings, drawings and a TTRPG I never finished, I've never been able to apply my world into anything. A M&B mod would be perfect as the world is centered around different medieval armies and states.
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i always wanted to play but i cant bring myself to care about playing big games, only small games.(´~`)
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I am too dumb & lazy for games that require me to learn or think stuff (´ー`)
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never herd of it
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teh hard
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I love Warband, unfortunately I have less and less time to play it nowadays cry And outside of the native game there's so many mods... that I'll probably never play cry

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Starfire's Canon Bouncy Boobies blush
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Starfire's Canon Feet astonish
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grope time!
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>>131259
Creators must've had lots of fun with those weird split second frames


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