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No.129269 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>129370
Dolphins are fishes, don't let charlatans convice you otherwise
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>>129370
dolphins are not fish, they like raep, they're closer to us than fish so not fish
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>>129452
>they like raep
Fish also like rape... being raped, that is
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>>129489
>Fish also like rape... being raped
I'd love to raep wacky saggy drool
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>>129489
>>129519
Fish is fine too
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I use this board temporary and am more of refugee person, than constant board user. Sorry but I am not really laintard either, I prefer simple stories instead. I will use this thread to post only my personal happenings, just as if it was a diary by marine biologist stuck in deep ocean with no food, putting data daily about the catastrophe he's in, enjoy posting on it though I will freely answer questions.

Well, introduction is most needed, I guess. It would be kind of difficult to greet strangers and explain what my incumbency is, so I'd rather refuse and simply introduce myself as W00t. I do not want to use trips because that'd just be extra work, plus I think I have faith no one would put such energy to defile me. It is best thing that I am making this thread on Jan 7th also known as Christmas, in orthodox circles. Due to my slavic origin, I am associating myself with orthodox culture out of necessity. But, I personally prefer Catholic dominations and western spheres of schisms, that is due to the fact it's most popular denomination in Poland. I have polish noble ancestory. Though, aristocracy does not exactly confirm to my real situation. I have lost connection with these people quite long ago, and I wouldn't dream of possiblity of returning. They are rich, though, so I've heard. No matter, I am basically internet basement dweller. I am not really gonna exceed expectations in many things outside shamefulness to any noble blood, so far. I've been quite terrible hedonist my life, and I am mostly upset. Nevertherless, I will use this thread to discuss my current things, to vent out stuff but not forever, only while I currently have to do so, or at least hopefully as I feel free to speak here, as I am quite coalstone tired of all places without free speech. Currently, I am working on returning chudpol domain and trying to survive ''the Russia''
Note that I am not here to argue or answer brewing soykaf, so please, don't be rude my comrades.
>current happening
My PC is fucked. To be more precise, it is fans that make unbelievable noise, I am scared whetehr it might actually drop dead though. IT seems fans are overworking themselves, meanwhile gpu sits sleeping all day. I was gonna take it to repairshop back on the 1st of January, unfortunately have failed. ... It stopped. Thanks God. Anyway, it will return if I use even 0.0001% of cpu. I've tried quite a few tricks but none of them have seriouse effect, so I am not sure what is wrong with it. To be precise, it's not cpu fan itself but the secondary fans, at least my best guess it's them but I don't have any workstation and barely any space in my room, so it's not like I can do full disassembly conviniently. Merry Christmas! Oh yeah Jesus is born, right? I've been recently studying marine microcosmos, one of the things I always wanted was to get microscope and have my own samples, but that'd be difficult. I really fucking love worms. Tube worms, anchor worms... I love looking into all kind of parasitic worms, especially, it is my preferances. Before that, I looked into fossil research, but after a lot of time I became more amused in studies of multicellular evolution and protists, as well as animals like Hydrozoans and extermophiles in the kingdom of Archaea. I was chatting with ChatGPT and other Ai, asking it personally questions about how to exterminate all organic life? It seriously bothered that it'd be practically fcking impossible. I was thinking of like it'd be cool for there to be like AI, and the AI could destroy all life. and then how would it go about it? AI can definitely use more energy than organic life which is simply an advantage. Then I was thinking about a drama story of how the AI would kill all microcosmos and then try to imitate humans after they all died. I wonder how the AI would live without humans though, would they develop their own language? I was thinking about my feelings towards MY people, as I was looking into AI. I basically have lots of grudges on others, especially in real world, but I am hedonist myself. "Why help other humans if you lose?" I was thinking about God and humilation just in the morning. It's been on my mind for centuries. I understand how outmost difficult it is truly to be the only ONE left in the universe. How important warmth is and how humans are insecure no matter the age, and most of us still require each other no matter how selfish the people in general are. However, it kind of made me feel saddened. Knowing that in romance I'd be useless. I am not very useful person. I have never really gifted anybody anything, in fact I feel I had quite traumatic experience that made me so indifferent. But I also feel hedonistic tendencies in me, perhaps lousy hedonistic tendencies that pick easy ways out. I was recently chatting with AI, and I was thinking about how autistic I am 'cause I don't get attracted to irl women. Whether from fear, or cope, or some other reason, but I am definitelly Gamma male, I don't feel like working hard for them and have always been confused about other men. Working hard to get women always felt like playing as livestock, which I wouldn't ever commit. Being treated like resource depicates my feelings for romance, but even if I can pretend I am pretty gay tbh. I had many fantasies thinking about women treating well which aroused me, I acknowledge hedonism of it. I acknowledge also that I am really lazy and when I am I get frustrated mentally, end up spitting nonsense, it's kind of depressing how out of touch I am with my own mind, one thing I hate about it it's not sexual pleasure, it's just in general that I have OCD for things, why can't I stop feeling good? Being happy is a true crime. I wish I could do things that suck and are very very boring without having constantly second thoughts. I also wish I didn't have need to prove myself. I feel like I am missing something in the world with knowledge I possess, as if the world doesn't matter anymore just like when you do heroine, maybe 2D women are like heroine. I am definitely not lolicon kind of guy, but I understand from my point lolicon is actually a healthy version of that. I feel as if I want the most normie shit like a girl who makes you a sweater or pompers you by cleaning your ears and hugging you with her huge breasts... huge melons, motherly pillows of love.... that would... ugh... Shit like that always confuses my mind again and again, big boobs. I can't stop thinking. but I am scared of getting banned so I'll retract. I wish one day bioroids became real, and here is the kicker: it's like i want bioroids to exist to experience love but also it's because I am socially inept to experience healthy relationship like millions of human ancestors have done before I was born. With modern knowledge, it is very difficult to trust women. Bioroids would definitely be neat robotics, and with general popularity of waifuism it might not be far off. But I am afraid NEETs are just gonna die pathetically and vanish, without the trace on human history just like many have. NEETvolution is mostly a pipe dream. I've been playing Azur Lane just recently started, compared to gacha games I've played before it's pretty good. Good is kind of gay to say, cause its gacha. But games are games nevertheless. I know I said I prefer difficult games, and I enjoy playing like games like shmups or whatnot. But Azur Lane is very chill peaceful game, I was thinking of writing doujinshi for it, because i want big boobs... Anyw--way, damn... I wanted to get Charybdis but I keep getting shit ships. Also, why is there no character team presets for it? No, seriously. Shouldn't you be able to save team? I got Shimakaze, Prince Eugen... Also Bismarck from New Year's event. But that's it. I never imagined I would play it, though. I am trying not be an addict about it, but Charydbis type waifus get me... affect my concentration. /endCOM.
>I originally planned on posting on lainchan but it was relatively fucking difficult to do so, that is why it sounds so autistic.
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>>130914
i have bought painting pad. i wasnt looking too much, it is not quite as big thankfully. i dont have space, around 30 cm or something.
good thing I bought it AYAY
just so postcriptum i am unhappy man for sure. i also have money left now though.
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Ok, guys, whoever is reading my blog daily. I want to mention something
it is about the rich. And they drive these lamborghini, now the car is okay, I guess, it's beatiful but it is also ugly. You know why? Because people who drive them are ugly and they won't be remembered, only the cars will be. Not only that but there is a greek tale of Midas. Gold is worthless and its cost is overexagerated but that is practically useless in survival or biologym but God doesn't give shit about them or their treasures. The only thing that is allowed to have the most gold is God's Temple and God's Bible is the only thing that is allowed to look most beautiful, transcendent and illustrous. In fact, I would make money and become rich by just doing that. I would sell the bible and I want it to be somewhat cheap for others to buy it.
But here's the thing about this man with his car, the car is only as beautiful as its surroundings. And if the people suffer, then ... There is ... no point at all in it. In any of it. There is no point driving a car if things around you are like shit; that's the difference between real nobility bloodline and fake borgeouis like them.

They have never done shit to deserve their moment.

PS I would really love a bike.
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>>130917

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>>130918
azur lane outfits are quite unoriginal. they need to make less fuckin sense like fate outfits or something. I sent many letters complaining to them that they should trty more creative outfit designs, even genshin impact has it more than azur lane, i assume only it is just how they used to do it. but exlcuding this one most are way too logical.
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>>130927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9wWedSZBfE
I wonder if germans had nazi tendencies earlier in medieval ages or even during their tribal times. Anyway, I really want to draw Azur Lane douishjin, I want it to be a mix of something like sitcom fun comedy plus also sex scenes in in.
Drawing muscles, original clothing, character appearance and the script as well as panels is a load of work.
I was looking at Florence Nightingale outfit and was thinking how cool the light from these kind of clothes, also how i wouldn't be able to capture colorful clothing well in the manga, but also just having to be able to do this kind of shading that I prefer. All of that is some of few details that make thousand of factory. I wonder if coloring images from grey will be difficult and take too much time. I do not want to only color parts of the panel, like I've seen in some eromanga however. I think coloring a part makes other parts of the drawing appear blurish.
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No.129292 + [Reply]
I'm addicted to porn /b/ how do i stop chronically fapping multiple times a day?
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Are you a NEET, OP? I fap less the busier I am, and I've always had a lot of hobbies. I advise getting some hobbies to rotate, and some really active ones that require attention. Physical ones are probably the best. I can't speak from experience though because I've always had a very healthy relationship with porn. I have trouble ever cumming more than once in a day, even if I'm constantly surrounded by erotic stimuli, so maybe that helps. I also never understood the idea of constantly getting into more and more depraved shit... I fap to pretty much the same sort of stuff I liked as a teen to this day. Am I unique or are we the silent majority?
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>>129480
I was looking at loli hentai and piss/scat porn since before I hit puberty, started fapping to it as soon as I figured out how to fap, and those are still my favorite things. I discovered a few more body fluid fetishes after that (sweat/armpits, snot, period blood, vomit) but that's it. I saw other kinds of fetish porn like gay/futa, furry, gore, feet, fatties, etc. before/during puberty too but have never had any interest in any of it for some reason. Maybe all my fetishes come from IRL lolis farting, being desperate to pee, blowing their noses and being sweaty near me when I was around 12.
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>Maybe all my fetishes come from IRL lolis farting, being desperate to pee, blowing their noses and being sweaty near me when I was around 12.
What a wonderful childhood cry
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>>129480

Yes, I'm a hikki NEET been one for almost a decade.
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Welp just fapped /b/.
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No.129253 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>129414
Only ~70 images since 2007. We're starving cry
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>>129386
Whose ass is this, Bayonetta's?
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>>129442
Duke's carrying around a blow-up doll .. sweatsweat2
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>>129541
Yeah, her lips do look weird
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>>129524
I think it's actually the girl from Stellar Blade
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HEYURI FUN&IDIOCY THREAD

Things that you did, almost did, planned on doing that would result in you being a moron
Hilarious situations in general

Mine
1. I almost poured coke instead of soy sauce into my soup twice
2. I stepped aboard a train and sat for 10 minutes, then I realized that mine is on the opposite side and I ran and stepped inside as it was starting and it became a win
3. A bottle of vodka slipped from my hand, I tried catching it but I only bounced it and it was spinning perfectly in the vertical axis until it finally fell with all the impact going to the neck of the bottle. The neck broke, the rest landed with close to no vodka spilled and it looked like a glass without that neck. I filtered out glass and drank
4. I was spamming images into a powerpoint I got access into to annoy the owner, I DID NOT drag cp and almost dropped it all, very close
5. A junkie once tried harassing me but I acted like a violent schizphrenic and he ran and I tried chasing him for a while saying that I want to drink his blood, hilarious!!! I fear these fuckers but you cannot look weak to a wild animal, you must appear stronger! otherwise it stabs you with an HIV needle first!
6. I was looking for my stuff once it fell dark in an orchard when I got drunk and the fire died, I struck my face just between my eyes into an old cut remains of a branch, it was very sharp, i almost lost an eye, winning failure
7. While I was in that orchard drinking, a jerry filled with gas almost exploded but I saved it from teh fire instantly as a retard threw it in and i saved the day biggrin
9. During mandatory military examination when they assign people into ability groups I simply said i cant see the letters that they point for fun and because i dont want to go to war, such is the case of european youth, and surprisingly they just wrote im a retard and i will never ever during my lifetime be drafted, my eyes are pretty much 0.00 and 0.00 off
9. I almost filled my onahole with beer instead of a lubricant (just a moment ago, it inspired me)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrp84ht1h3A
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>>129659
Beer is great lube!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I was walking along the train tracks in my city, looking for a secluded place to chop a couple lines. I squatted down on the train tracks and got my coke out when i saw a train coming. I was already a little geeked, not in a right state of mind so instead of running to the other open side of the tracks my idea was to hug the cliff face on my side of the tracks. I was only about 2 feet away from facing the fucking freight train and almost died. what an idiot! waha
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i red your retarded tred
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>>129665
Kittens as little as you shouldn't know these words!!!
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i pissed in the bin at my house waha
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No.129622 + [Reply]
hai :3
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Has this become a bathroom thread orz
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>>129670
its important to let ur fluids free!!!
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tummy drool
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I noticed there's been an uptake of threads about fatties recently... what's up with that?
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>>129729
ppl get fat during christmas
anime is not immune
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No.129646 + [Reply]
Fellow villains, what kind of evil plots have you been doing lately?

I have been locking women into my rape dungeon but then NOT giving them the pleasure of being raped.
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>what kind of evil plots have you been doing lately?
making brats stand out in the hall
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not posting on heyuri so that the site dies faster! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Give me the coordinates to da dungeon so i can raep the womeniyahoo
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>>129646
When the students go out for break, I like to choose one backpack - just one - and root around until I find their lunch. If they eat off the cafeteria line and don't have a sack lunch, that's fine, I just put it back and stop there. But if they do have a packed lunch, I take the sandwich - again, if they don't have one, I just put it back - and replace the bread for slices that haven't had the crust off of them.
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Did somebody say "rape"? I happen to be an expert
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No.129485 + [Reply]
So, it's Three Kings' day. Do you still have your christmas tree up? You're only supposed to get rid of it after January 6
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i didn't get a christmas tree this year because it gave me bad allergies last year and i don't like fake trees
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>>129499
emo
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>>129499
Cheer up emo edgy kid emo
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>>129499
I happily celebrated christmas this year, because I love God and Jesus. I hope my parents will live long and happy lives. I don't have a family bible, but I think I'm going to buy one rigth now so I can pass it down to my children smile
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>>129517
..and with that, the world is balanced once more happy
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Angel-chan made a magazine for last month, but it never got posted until now due to a certain someone not making a cover for it... (;＾Д^)
A little late, but better than never!
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Certain nan nan angel?
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epic!! iyahoodance2
>Certain nan nan angel?
yes ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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zOMG WINRAR! biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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Culture!!!! waha
I’ll be givning Doujin Work a look
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>>129598
winrar, but too short… cry NEEDS MOAR
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Why do fat people, especially women, always get their panties in a bunch whenever you mention it to them? Isn't it just a fact of life? I have a female friend who stands on the more stout side of the spectrum (she is officially obese per BMI standards) and is known to frequently make self-deprecating jokes about her own weight; that and, considering the way she dresses herself, not even attempting to conceal the slab of lard hanging off her abdomen big enough to be made into three bars of soap, one would be led to believe she is perfectly happy having the body of an elephant seal. Turns out that is not the case. Because when I casually mentioned it to her yesterday while staying at her house, she was so pissed she actually threw me out! I was forced to sleep at the public laundry!
Oh and before you ask: no, she is not cute. She is rude, promiscuous and a half-caste.
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>>129559
Do you really think getting fucked by a heyurizen would boost someone's self esteem? unsure
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>i do not know how to mark posts as "long"
Typing scroll in brackets at the beginning and end of your post, with a forward slash on the second one, like so will enable it. You can find more BBCode using the link underneath the unique users line.

>sumimasen, mod-sama!
All is forgiven, my child. My love for you is unconditional. (´人｀)
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>>129559
You are a very wise man, sir! Indeed, you are probably right about my friend, but I'm not apologizing, I'm too proud for that. She'll come crawling back to me one of these days. My back still hurts. Owie.
>now post pictures of her so that i can deem her worhty or unworthy
Here it is. I omitted the eyes because of all this new facial recognition technology stuff. Once I accidentally walked in when she was changing. Her teats are small and saggy.
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>>129563
I believe in my charisma(´人｀)

>>129564
arigatou!

>>129565
I see... and from the picture's metadata, I tracked your phone and figured out where you live. I hope I can crash at your place, OP! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>129565
would
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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