Slash his brakes, that way he only will be a menace on the streets one more time for the rest of his life (・∀・)

update: he sideswiped a tree and now the car doesnt run because something is bent into the wheel and he got a citation

GAS GAS GAS

>>4429
Sounds like a skill issue (＾Д^)

i been speeding 230 km/h with my car, retrospective, stupidest thing i ever done. Thats like prison if I get caught.

if u haet pornz and fapping, ur probably on the wrong site ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>gay sex
meh
>lick[ing] feet
(●ˇ∀ˇ●)

>lick[ing] feet
(´￢`)

>>4994
(´￢`) is a drooling kaomoji...

>>4995
forgive my ignorance, dear... i take it back

Vidlii was always an eyesore to me, and I always mentioned that. The only good things on there are Heyurian contributions.

I think the rule 8 on vidlii is inevitable, and I also don't think they should just outright ban everything. I think if anything we should post more good content to even things out. But the fact that the video got promoted by the admins of the site, that's what pissed me off
>>5077
>you may remember me from such films as
these are... threads? videos?
I'd like to know why do you think wiby is evil

>>5080
A mix of comments and threads
Wiby isn't actually evil, but it indexes mostly sites that represent everything wrong with the nuWeb. Not, I think, due to deliberate intentions, but because people who are interested in things like wiby submit those kinds of sites for indexing.

We should all band together and send hate on that featured video.

We should all band together and beg kagunya~~ to make a rule 8-based vidlii clone

When we talk about a web revival I think we ought to think a bit more about what specifically we want.

I think a good example of how I wish things could be is something like this article; 'The Dream That Died: The Late 1980s Television Show Reunion Movies' : www.kevinmccorrytv.ca/reunion.html

For one thing, it is about a very niche topic. '80s reunion movies of '70s TV shows. How many people would write about that specific thing? This is the sort of thing that comes out when an author pays no mind to any 'hype-train' or 'pleaseing the algorithm'. It has an 'out-of-left-field' feeling, which is pleasing, like picking a random book off of a library shelf, or stumbling upon a magazine article, and finding yourself surprised as you go from knowing nothing about the topic to feeling fairly well-versed.

Another thing, it's actually well written. It's a proper sort of essay, not some rambling mess with loads of self-effacing apologies sprinkled in about the quality of the writing. It has a point. It starts of as being about a very niche topic, and is explained in such detail that it becomes a generalized cultural review. The writer sprinkles in great insights, about how the landscape of American television changed over the years, how "Television of the 1960s and 1970s had a whimsical, fantastic quality, encouraging viewers to suspend disbelief, to stretch imagination, to use their own discretion in explaining, or in not explaining and just accepting", and how,"In the push for absolute believability and gritty realism, the innocently wondrous quality of the 1960s and 1970s slowly died through the 1980s, and by 1990, it was essentially gone." He leads you thru the history of this period, and it's eventual decline, and finally makes the point that "These reunion movies, though of often dubious imagination, were the last gasp of fanciful television before the realistic mediocrity of the later 1980s and the 1990s conquered the televised airwaves."

Something else that's great is how the author puts information first throughout. There is no, as has been said, "special snowflake delusions on one end and "scandal du jour" on the other", just discussion about the topic at hand. This must seem easy to do while talking about movies and TV shows, but of course, people get serius bizness about everything nowadays. when I read other articles on the Net about entertainment, there are always useless asides into how the main actor is an asshole in real life or how this movie fits into everyone's little political power-games.

This last one is kind of a minor thing, but I like the academic, even-keeled, sort of writing style. Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with a bit of l33tspeak and a bit of rageposting, but nowadays there's way too much of both. The fact is, a lot of people online write exactly like 20-year old girls do. Both grammatically and with the same sort of 'I-am-so-smart' aura of self-satisfaction. The other day I was reading an article where the writer made a critique of the inauthenticity of old comissioned portraits. One thing that kept distracting me was the forced 'conversational' quality of the writing. You've probably encountered it; vapid ineloquence, loads of TMI and overopinionatedness, attempts at humour which always fall flat. The writer in this article kept referring to these portraits as being 'cringe'. Even the art curator/historian they talked to referred to the paintings as 'cringe'. I don't know how they expected me to take them seriously as art critics when they'd go for such lame attempts at being 'hip'.

>When we talk about a web revival I think we ought to think a bit more about what specifically we want.
Agreed. On that topic I think another important aspect is to preserve the quality more so than the content or style, that is to say: don't get hung up on the past and look toward the future. The past is a good guide for what works and doesn't and should enlighten future endeavors, but it's not productive to try to reproduce it per se.

>This is the sort of thing that comes out when an author pays no mind to any 'hype-train' or 'pleaseing the algorithm'. It has an 'out-of-left-field' feeling, which is pleasing, like picking a random book off of a library shelf, or stumbling upon a magazine article, and finding yourself surprised as you go from knowing nothing about the topic to feeling fairly well-versed.
Yes, and I think this is key. Everyone is doing things for clout or money or both, but to play devil's advocate for a second, it's probably a product of the times as well: while the sociopolitical background is one thing that obviously influences people's minds and actions, unfortunately, the other pillar is the economy. Things are harder than ever for just about everyone, economic mobility is at its lowest in a long, long time, and starting with millenials and continuing beyond, it seems that each generation is bound to get less than its predecessors even with far more effort, for the first time since industrialization (and beyond that, the dark ages). Therefore, I believe people are increasingly trying to do their best to "carve out a piece of the pie", and this coupled with the sociopolitical and social media-based environment we're in, has poisoned people's mind and turned them into husks who forgot they are individuals and shouldn't be afraid to be so. Instead of finding themselves, they're busy trying to find a get rich quick scheme under the premise that they can find themselves after that. As a result, the signal to noise ratio on the web has collapsed, but it also has in real life.

>,"In the push for absolute believability and gritty realism, the innocently wondrous quality of the 1960s and 1970s slowly died through the 1980s, and by 1990, it was essentially gone."
Hitchcock said something about this in interviews. Early on he was obsessed with realism as well, but later he realized this was probably a mistake: there's no need to give background reasons for a character to be in the current moment onscreen. You can invent all kinds of reasons for the sake of the film, but it doesn't serve to help engage the viewer or anything like that. So he started dialing down his search for this kind of "perfect realism", if I recall correctly what I read.

>This last one is kind of a minor thing, but I like the academic, even-keeled, sort of writing style. Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with a bit of l33tspeak and a bit of rageposting, but nowadays there's way too much of both. The fact is, a lot of people online write exactly like 20-year old girls do. Both grammatically and with the same sort of 'I-am-so-smart' aura of self-satisfaction
My exact thoughts on this topic.

I think efforts like rule 8 can help purify the userbase, which in turn can purify the minds of those who stick around and use other venues less, because immersion impacts perception. But it's not enough and it's not outlined well enough for a generic framework. In the meantime, for a web renaissance, the key aspect is, of course, creation, but after that there needs to be discoverability. I would also like to propose that another problem is 'archivability' or 'lifespan', but this is better solved with technology than social dynamics, and is probably not urgent/will "solve itself" if the social dynamics are sorted out.

That said I find it hard to more formally described what's needed to achieve the critical point where a web renaissance effort would be able to simply self-sustain and start growing on its own.

Reposting something I posted to Strange World in November 2021:

> (;´Д`) Ayashii is like the wild west in a way, we're all just cowboys settling
> a forgotten frontier, once owned by indi- I mean japanese. We'll make camp 
> and explore these forgotten lands, and learn about the rich history of the
> peoples who once lived in these lands. These strange, strange lands. We're
> in a strange world now..  (´ー`)y-~~

I liken it to the Renaissance - digging through ancient ruins and dusty 
old documents written in foreign languages to discover their ways, all 
in the hopes to find new wisdom, technology, avenues for creativity, 
and bringing about a cultural rebirth after a long and troublesome 
Medieval age where much had been lost or forgotten ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Let's continue pursuing this "Internet Renaissance" ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>5089
>DROP IT
?

how'd you find her account

Heyuri is so lame. Life is so lame in general. OP has a girl's nudes and all of you shitpushers just want to see him pull his dick off... Why are things so difficult these days? I'M JUST TRYING TO GROW UP STRAIGHT!!!!1!11

>>5044
I'm sure that everyone else, like myself, has already reasoned that OP would not post the woman in question out of fear that someone would surely message her and give him away. We in Heyuri's lounge are a clever lot, so we reasoned this out on our own and decided that we should at least attempt to obtain what nudes we could from this man.

>>5049
You give me too much credit
I couldn't care less of the woman's nudes. OP's nudes on the other hand...

(tbh i don't want him to get in trouble to leak the woman's stuff. it's good he didn't post anything yet)

OP here, I don't want to post the pictures because if I ever invite a friend here they will probably recognize the person and would see the video and automatically know its me ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

when it comes to rule 8, I think it makes sense that the same person who would dutifully follow rule 8 on heyuri could also completely ignore it on other sites. it's like how getting drunk is acceptable at a bar or a party, but inappropriate at work or at church. or how it's acceptable to take a dump in the toilet but not in the kitchen. I come to heyuri to engage with certain people in a certain way, and I go to other places to do the same thing in a different way.
I think it's healthy for the internet to have a variety of different spaces with different cultures and expectations, and it's healthy for users to understand those differences and adapt to them. that's not to say that all internet cultures are equal or that all cultures are good and/or desirable. that's a whole other debate that I don't wanna get into now. (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

that being said, anyone who goes to heyuri to seek sympathy not being able to post rule 8 content on 4chan is a moron. (´ー`)

>>4993
But some behaviors are just unhealthy, even if they are acceptable in some places. Just as you can avoid addictive substances, on the internet you could avoid posting soyjack and other such things, that, just like addictive substances, are just plain unhealthy. I'm not even talking about other parts of teh rule 8, like greentext, but the least I could expect from a heyurian is not engaging in this type of shit and doing his part in making the internet a better place, even if only by a small metric.

>>4993
Also people using teh rule 8 b0rking and reddit/nu4chan type lingo on other sites when talking about Heyuri is less than ideal. You'd expect heyurians to realize that while they are outside talking about our site, they are our representatives in the eyes of the outsiders.

>>4996
>>4997
I think >>4993 also misunderstands a couple of things: people who post rule 8 breaking content aren't just drunk, they're drunkards, and those people sure as hell are drunk at church, too. To get less abstract, it's like the difference between being online and terminally online, or the difference between thinking a picture is funny, and being obsessed with the one picture to the point of not being able to communicate without making everything be about the picture.
Furthermore, it is technically not appropriate to post those on most other imageboards either, it's just not removed because it doesn't technically break a rule and heyuri is one of the only sensible imageboards that understand that you have to do more than enforce the letter of a rule or to be a free speech extremist to get a good community, something that nuCommunities have completely forgotten even though that style of enforcement was the norm in the 2000's. Posting most rule 8 breaking contents outside heyuri is similar to being drunk while working from home: nobody can say 'no' or stop you, most companies won't even say anything about it, but it's seen poorly even if your performance remains good. This is a subtle difference between this and being drunk at work in-person. >>4993 only considers the second case.
Or, perhaps an even more appropriate analogy: it's like farting loudly all the time at work. It's perfectly legal and acceptable as far as the company is concerned, but your co-workers sure as fuck won't appreciate you for it.

Adding on, this is an important distinction because it is unlikely (at least in my opinion) that such a person, even if he shows restraints while here, is able to engage in the local culture properly. Surely this drunkard will rush home as soon as possible to get drunk after attending this anti-alcohol activism meeting, and surely he will never truly understand or participate in anti-alcohol activities (surely this poster goes back to 4chan or s.p or something similar in-between checking out posts here to consume and post things we don't like though it be elsewhere). The point of rule 8 isn't really to block a fixed set of bad contents, it is to foster a good culture/community and it is considered important a proper heyurian is one who does not like that kind of contents for that purpose. However it's obviously not possible to read people's minds or to enforce it at that level, so rule 8 will have to do.

She's probably dead.

>мейд
Why is "made" transliterated to cyrillic alphabet for no fucking reason and not a single other word? Or why was it transliterated in the first place? What was the purpose!?

A lot of teh words have been ran through sum kind of thesaurus script to evade spam filters, probably multiple times, as well as being machine translated (・∀・)

Machine translation sumtimes b0rks and leaves certain words or sentences untranslated - I've had this happen a lot while inputting text that contains HTML tags, which spam often includes

>>4708
Thanks for the reply, this is really interesting

>>4694
>HUGE CUM LOADS BLASTING EVERYWHERE: An Serious Essay On Serious Issues
Can't wait for the video essay to cum out (＾Д^)

I'm sure it'll be semened in the history of serious issues !!

>>4535
In a strange way, I kinda like that about 4chan. Probably one of the few places you can talk to a normalfag without it being a total train wreck. The downside is the place is infested with "alt right" culture warriors and edgy 12 year olds.

>I did a survey of some teens, asking them why they don't use imageboards.
How did you conduct this survey; like in real life, online, etc?

>>4528
>it has to look like a Twitter/TikTok type platform and words like nigger and faggot will have to be filtered to accommodate the cursed normies.
That's a problem too. If so many people are using imageboards as an escape from their daily life then placing a ban on divisive language will make them mad. Plus the change would be to accommodate an group of people that have no reason to be interested in imageboards, and probably wouldn't be interested in a "normie friendly" board wherever it's advertised. All we can do is appeal to the niche still browsing sites like Heyuri rather than rebranding IBs for outside groups.

Real question is when did the stigma against the internet go away? There was always stigma against socializing on the wired, but slowly sites like YouTube, Facebook, MySpace and Twitter slowly gained mainstream acceptance as they became more and more corporate. Imageboards didn't go through the same neighborhood redevelopment and when alt right stormfags were genocided off Reddit, Twitter etc. the rapefugees flooded 4chan, 8chan etc. where /pol/ and /pnd/ gave them a base of operations to stink up the entire internet. So that's when hate against imageboards really skyrocketed.

It's funny, years ago guys like Julian Assange were darlings of the liberal media, even Moot and 4chan were profiled in the Guardian as ''cyber revolutionaries'' lol. Now the media hates hacker culture, internet culture, imageboards, even normie services like telegram and (pre-Facebook) whatsapp were dragged through the mud. encryption = terrorism. piracy = child porn. I remember seeing one scare story in the Washington Post (owned by Jeff Bozos) about the dangers of Reddit which it described as an "anonymous messaging forum" lol.
tl;dr corpos took over the net and are now stomping out the competition by running scare stories, normalfag right wingers lap up these stories and flock to sites

>Real question is when did the stigma against the internet go away?
Around the time of mass Facebook and smartphone adoption - although depending on an individual's age and level of tech-savviness, the stigma simultaneously never went away and also never existed in the first place

in the end the ice cream made it all worth it ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Aaah, i'm still in the morning...
But yesterday i played a bunch of pokemon and talked with folks
feels good ヽ(´∇`)ノ

don't forget to drink water-based substances, heyuri ( ´ω`)

My days are cool except the fucking work. Man I hate that place so much.

It is my birthday today ヽ(´∇`)ノ

The people I hang out with all the time forgot about it, but the people that I see once a year are calling me at random times to wish me a happy birthday. I can't do anything that requires concentration or investment because I'll get interrupted right away by people I never see ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Of course I didn't know that because I don't have birthdays often, so I launch multiple games of a certain toxic moba. Every single game I got interrupted by a phone call, I can't tell them to call later. All my concentration died, and I immediately got flamed by my teammates, including my closest friend that forgot about my birthday. (´～`)

Now I'm mad for the rest of the day (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

>>4923
Happy birthday anon! Stay mad ヽ(`Д´)ノ
and treat yourself nice if you can (*^ーﾟ)b

I have illegal sequences of 1s and 0s on my computer

I have acquired unauthorised copies of the nintendos

Yarr yarr, me fellow pirates!

I'm reporting this thread to the nintendo headquarters, you guys are FUCKED

>>4865
Don't just lurk, get acquainted with the culture and then start posting too!

>>4865
You found a place superior to what you've been looking for!

Who are you defying?

>Who are you defying?
The dictionary

andrew jackson andrew jackson andrew jackson andrew jackson

1.OOOOOGGGGHHHHH
2. HARD
3.EEEEEEEEEEE
4.AEEEGGHHHH

What a heyurizen...
I just got hard when I saw the charm.
This PENIS will defiantly grow.
　　　　　　　
　　 ／￣＼
　　|　´ω` |　　
　　 ＼＿／

>>4893
I had terrible constipation when I first wrote this. Now that I'm in my right mind maybe I can come up with something.

>>4896
No, I can't...

I find the ""anime art style"" to be a perfect balance between cute and realistic, which effectively makes it the best general-purpose art style. I personally don't feel tired of it. If it ain't broken, don't fix it, as they say...

I see where OP is coming from but I think it's not entirely hopeless. Kotoyama has a very clear "anime" aesthetic to their art but their manga panels have characters looking sharper and more angular (especially in "Call of the Night") and I'm sure there are other artists in the space who have their own flair.
I agree though that generally a lot of the most popular anime/manga will blend together artistically. The issue is likely that since they're established artforms everyone borrows from everyone else who each works within the established norm of that art.

I agree in a way. I'm not bothered by how everybody is mimicking the "anime style" (as if there is only one) these days because most of that mimicky stuff is garbage. It's like people saw anime and just tried to vaguely imitate it, noseless girls with v shaped faces and eyes bigger than tits and nothing much else. What gets me is the way this mimicky anime mush has influenced the Japanese anime industry itself to the point virtually all anime looks and feels samey these days. I hate how literally everything is thin lines with faint pastel colors except for a few set piece sequences like the intro, which seems the default vanilla style these days. There's almost no diversity in art style anymore. Compare Ouran Academy Host Club to Serial Experiments Lain, completely different. But today all anime looks the same. Part of me thinks this is mass production, but part of me blames how the Japanese suddenly realized an export market existed for thus stuff and studios stopped making shows and instead focus on making something that looks and feels "anime" defined by American pop culture standards.

Anime is too broad to criticize as a whole, flat, art style. Obviously, the generic stuff will always look generic. If you only look at popular shows and popular artists, it will start to blend together. The same thing was said long ago when K-On! started to dominate how "anime" as a whole looked. There will always be unoriginal copycats, but also, there will always be passionate and interesting creators pushing the boundaries. Try to appreciate the difference, and you may have more fun.

I'm having trouble finding unique, obscure anime these days

Ejaculate in a dank place to create sperm-shrooms ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
This is the only advice I can give you

if anyone's still interested, i started the mash, and i found that about a pound or two of brown sugar plus the 2.5 gallons of light molasses will be perfect for getting the mash to 12-13% for a good mix of flavor and yields

Sorry I can't contribute OP, but I'm sure there was some other guy talking about distillation on /b/ some time ago. Or was that just you?

Anyway sounds very cool! Just make sure you get the temperature high enough while boiling so that none of the ethanol or whatever else sticks around. I heard that shit can make you blind. (;ﾟДﾟ)

Good ideas i should try what you said. Combination sound cool. Anyway 4chan sucks. From most open forum to dictatorship but they dont care worse crimes there.

>>4820
nah i recently only got a pot still

The difference is that I will never have the latter, and I'm actually proud of that (because I will gain magical powers) ヽ(´∇`)ノ

My opinion is that this is a stupid question. Next!

I don't know about all that philosophy stuff but I'm pretty sure real sex just feels better. I've never had it but I managed to reach the level of heavy petting with a girl and it was immediately more exhilarating that just fapping.


Anyway, its really funny how we keep circling around and having the same arguments year after year. I read this comic from 1990 (by Joe Matt), all about how he was a sex addict and he ordered away for a book from 'Sexaholics Anonymous', which reccomended that he stop fapping or his tastes would become more degenerate.

i believe that sex is like masturbating but would feel 100 times better... ( ´ω`) would feel so good to cum in cute girl while she hold me

i believe that sex is like masturbating but would feel 100 times better... ( ´ω`) would feel so good to cum in cute girl while she hold me

Teh rule 8 still applies in /lounge/

I only wish I hadn't been born

>>4824
yea i did this too, it hurt so bad, i crashed and burned so hard. never again, instead i looked for people who were abnormal like me, and i found peace in them

I had quite a few opportunities to become a normalfag when I was in high school. I fucked up each and every time and now I carry a huge cross of regret on my shoulders everywhere I go.

test

>>4792
Newfag question but who's Usagi-chan?

>>4798
drawfag girl of about 16. Puerto Rican I think. Heyuri's most popular underage b& currently. She does works like this:https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Oekaki#/media/File:1672601036072.png

(One thing to note is that she hasn't been seen around for a while, which is why you've probably never seen her. She said she was just busy IRL but I wonder if she has abandoned us (;´Д`))

>>4799
you almost never see her on /b/ anymore but she'll make the occasional post on /sw/ just not very active.
feel like her inactivity on /b/ has to be due to a mixture of both her irl situation and her threads always getting hate in the replies lol.

>and her threads always getting hate in the replies lol.
That's one of the many ways u can spot Heyuri n00bs - when things were a certain way for many months/years, and OC-posting users like usagi were welcomed and celebrated, then all of a sudden a wave of "grrr i haet girls and 3DPD and normalfags and..." appears after Heyuri gets advertised all over 4chan (;^Д^)

>>4804
>That's one of the many ways u can spot Heyuri n00bs - when things were a certain way for many months/years, and OC-posting users like usagi were welcomed and celebrated, then all of a sudden a wave of "grrr i haet girls and 3DPD and normalfags and..." appears after Heyuri gets advertised all over 4chan (;^Д^)

I feel like I'm at a certain advantage not being a regular imageboard user before finding Heyuri. I mean, I'd looked around, and was conversant with the lingo and everything, but I found most imageboard culture just as off-putting and inane as social-media culture, but in a different way. So coming to Heyuri, I was kind of a blank slate, and easily accepted all sights and sounds without getting my panties in a twist or putting too much energy into saying 'you ruin Heyuri!!!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ to every post I personally didn't like.

(Plus I came around at a rather quiet time, well before any of the more recent growing pains, so I had a good view of 'Heyuri-in-action' from observing the behaviour of all the regulars.)

>>4673
The title says "post in this thread every time you piss", not "only post in this thread if you have pissed recently". I can post in this thread even if I don't piss, but if I were to piss one day I would be forced to post in this thread.

I did about 5 minutes ago in job. Now lets do work what pisses me off.

I meant to post but forgot, oops

I pissed

I'm embarrassed to admit that I have been pissing into a bottle for the past couple weeks. But today marks a change in me, for I have now switched to pissing into a can. I'm a new man from this day forward. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Hello everyone. I'm currently omn the toilet about to poop. I peed. The moment I press Post I would be cleaning myself with a bidet.

>>4715
A proprietary anti-spyware tool? Yeah, surely we can trust that it actually removes the spyware, and that it doesn't insert its own spyware. Especially since their page says "Microsoft Partner"; that means it's even more trustworthy, right?

>>4718
It's basically just a convenient pleb-friendly frontend for modifying certain registry entries and group policies (the official group policy editor isn't even available in Windows 10 Home edition, sasuga microsoft...)

Apparently https://github.com/builtbybel/privatezilla does the same kinds of things but open sauce, so try that instead

I heard of AtlasOS, looks like a really nice tool to debloat (and by extension, remove alot of telemetry) windows 10.

Thinking of using it once i make my new computer

It spies on you even if you activate it

Definitely yes and it definitely does