Try not being so ugly first.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

let me touch your boobs and it's a deal!

>>133279
Fine, I'll let you touch my man boobs

>>133238
Nice WIDE.

>>133238
Which Fry's was this taken at? I remember the San Marcos location had one of these monitors on displays

Holy trinity of foods:
Chips, cola and vodka

>>133251
No it's

>>133219
You can keep the snacks if you stay in that position and let me fuck you right in the ass.

>>133121
quite good for ai art

What boobs? Lolis don't have boobs unless you are referring to older JS and JC then yeah sure, i guess.

Also, i touched my niece's butt while giving her a back rub when i was 25 it felt soft and nice.

>>133208
my niece used to do that to me all the time when she was 7

>>133208
my niece used to do that to me all the time when she was 17

>>133229
it can be *amazing* nowadays
https://img.heyuri.net/l/koko.php?res=21483#p21486

>>133150
PAWNCH!

>>133150
muHA!

>muHA!
haMU!

Which powers do you have?

to spam

turn invisible and go into the womens side of the onsen... (´･ω･`)

Get depressed. That's what happened to me.

Turn yourself into a giant and tumble across the Earth destroying it while you cum on it. It would feel so relaxing.

This is why boobas are too scary and flat is best

reverse search gave me the name Mouryou no Nie
I'm not horny enough to jerk off right now, so someone else watch it and let us know if it's any good.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/16091/Mouryou_no_Nie

>egg.gif

That's terrifying!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

dafont is has a lot of free ones made by people. also, google fonts has a ton of public domain fonts which are pretty good.

thats a big fat grandma miku
my dick approves

there's probably fonts buried somewhere in up

>I HAVE A WIFE I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE SEDUCED
*SEDUCES U*

I HAVE 2 WIVES AND THEY'RE SEDUCING ME

>>132708
this will never happen to a heyuri user

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

A loli trying to seduce you is a *sweet trap*.

Lolita but set in the 80's or early 90's would be cool.

Also I'm reminded of Lamb by Bonnie Nadzam.

running away to teh wild west with my LOLs

>>133116
Hey! U stole my LOLs!
Give them back!

Nevar forget epstein's island

>Nevar forget epstein's island
o7

i dont understand that game

it's easier than it looks! https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/manual/beginner.html

>>133078
MATSURI

lucky

she ate the tuna. its sparkling cleanヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>133100
ZOMG (;ﾟДﾟ)

this is me when its time to put up christmas lights (´ー`)

I turned the lights off and watched it. I think it's rather funny, the music makes it so. But I could have been scared by it as a child, maybe.
It would be scary to me now if it featured a hanged man for example. I'm sensitive moe addict after all.
I remember being scared by a man with a pig head as a child.

I want to note that the robot is very good at such stuff.

Remember that usual negative mantra? Deformed, disfigured, wrong anatomy, extra | missing | floating | disconnected limb, mutated hands and fingers, bad fingers, bad hand, bad feet, extra digits, displeasing, oldest, deformed iris, deformed pupils, mutation, mutated, ugly, disgusting, amputation, fused lips and teeth, ugly, morbid, mutilated, dehydrated, bad proportions, disfigured, gross proportions, malformed limbs, missing arms, missing legs, extra arms, extra legs, fused fingers, too many fingers, long neck, body horror, mutant...

>So, do you think it's scary or funny?
hmmm
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHviwdECNjU
i LOL'd

>>133094
youre right, maybe im being too negative. (´ー`)

it depends on YOU and a few other factors such as the quality of the presentation, i remember being very afraid of herobrine because some youtuber made a very high quality video telling the story with creepy music in the background
people ITT seem to not think much of the video you posted but I find it slightly creepy, but that's just me
i also used to find SCPs super fucking scary, even just reading the articles was enough to make it hard to fall asleep (;´Д`)

>>133023
Imagine a nigger tonguing your ANUS

>>133030
and then farding

ヽ( `Д´ )ノ rrgh! bad gaem! i not play it!

>>132998
BALDING MAN

This game sucks.

>>133060
im da scat man!

bee bop-bop badda bo!

>>133044
It's all fun and games until they fight back >.>

>>133060
I don't remember where, may have been the comments section of a post on Rule34, but I remember reading someone's opinion piece on why they prefer anal without including scat. I think they said to them it was more about the use of a hole that's considered dirty but turning into a place to be fucked as if it were a VAGINA. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

I enjoyed making everything suffer as a little kid
I massacred ants with stones, poured water into their nests, scooped up ants and fried them over a fire in a shovel
I catched ladybugs and impaled them on sewing needles but beetles were OK too!
There were tiny puny red buggies not even half a millimeter in length and I smeared them on sidewalk with my finger and made red smudges
I tried catching mice with buckets with bait but my dad forbid it because they spread disease and I never got one
I catched frogs with hands and tossed them back into the river as far or as hard as possible
I threw stones at pigeons and sparrows but none ever hit, I did very it rarely though
When I were 6 or so I moved from harmless insects like ants onto bigger insects that could harm me
Mainly bees, wasps, bumble bees and hornets
I catched them with Nutella glasses and kept them on the desk until they fatigue
I used to drown them, bury them in sand, pluck their wings and legs, stomp, crush, cover them in a viscous substances like sugar in water or in those that harmed them like alcohol or bleach where they would become energetic instantly but die in a minute
I once found a baby squirrel but I showed it to my dad instead and he gave it to local forest services.
I used to calm insects in the fridge because they would enter hibernation mode and I could attach things to their necks like binding them to something or to a weight that their tiny wings would not be able to carry and release them that way, or I could puncture their wings without an active retribution or resistance.

Now I like raiding, doxing, griefing and causing mental anguish. But I think I might be maturing since I feel no drive to do it anymore just because I can. I'm becoming a lazy cripple gramp.

it's cute and funny

　∧＿∧
（　;´∀｀） e-eroi
人　Y　/
(　ヽ し
（＿）＿）

>>132894
even better, get to it

>>132949
it's a bit embarassing... but here is my body, naked: (ノ￣ω￣)ノ

>>132964
i'm cumming

(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

orz

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Aye!

hello. ( ´ω`)