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No.131185 + [Reply]
Happy Australia Day! January 26th is the official national day of Australia (which it already is now over there, due to time zone difference).

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Australian (and a few New Zealand) tunes for most of the day. For fellow Aussies, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what the land down unda had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser or into your media player of choice): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.


Also, can someone tell me what the heck happened to Endchan? I wanted to post this music invitation to the /ausneets/ board, but everything is locked up. Where are they posting these days?
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Happy Australia Day Heyuri. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I have never met a good australian
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And I never met a nice South African!
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https://i.4cdn.org/f/australia day.swf
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>>131229
iyahooiyahooiyahoo
Lounge@CGI
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No.13485 + [Reply]
I AM STUFFING A DEAD RAT INSIDE MY CUNT AS WE SPEAK
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（・Ａ・） ...huh??
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Will you dissolve it with your pussy acid?
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>>13488
is this how women eat ?? Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)
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shove me up your cunt next (*^ーﾟ)b
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it's like a venus flytrap but instead it's a PENIS cunttrap (・∀・)
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No.131163 + [Reply]
LOOK AT THIS WEIRD HAT AI FOUND

LOL
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LOL
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shitty tf2 hats in a nutshell
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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fuck the hut!
show ur bewbs & pussy
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No.130855 + [Reply]
Have you ever actually been to Japan /b/?

What was it like?
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>>130875
I saw a black cop near Shibuya station once. I don't know if he was the diversity hire or was raised in JP or what, but it got me curious
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My experience with the Japanese has been a mixed one so going to Japan is a no go.
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>>130965
Maybe he was one of those Jamaicans trying to drag customers to some shady place while cosplaying as a cop nigra
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>>130943

Cool story bro LMFAO.
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>>130999
tf takeshi do to you?
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No.130966 + [Reply]
1. has lolikon
2. has lolikon
3. has lolikon
5. has lolikon
6. did i forget a number?
10. i dont know how to count
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>>131139
Yeah, in my opinion it's pretty easy to not break teh rules.
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Heyuri has kind of rules that u either break all the time or never break at all nyaoo-closedeyes
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da rulez seem pretty understandable to me, whats the confusion?. onigiri
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this is like one of the few places where most of the users agree upon lolicon, an i'm glad biggrin
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>>131201
im glad too 💗😚💗
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i love to stare into the eyes of my friends and sumtimes strangers.. especially the ones that get visibly nervous, and when they squirm and don't know where to look. . i love it so much i don't know wat to do!! does this mean i'm a sadist of some sort?

my freind is a masochist and wanted me to play w them once.. i hit them a few times and choked them. it took awhile to build courage because i'm a generally passive and submissive person, but i'm sick of that!! it was really thrilling !
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No, you are not a sadist, just a frustrated homosexual.
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jiii~
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i dont think there is any connection between eye contact and sadism... （・Ａ・） maybe that part is all in your head
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I had a coworker that 100% was one, he never even flickered with his eyes when he was mad. There's a normal way to stare and then it was his kind of staring. + he said it himself " I don't care about other people".
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a sadist can still care about people, sadism is a paraphilia... if someone is acting emotionless and cruel thats perhaps psychopathy of some variety.. (;;ﾟ∀ﾟ) though im not an expert
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No.131109 + [Reply]
I will give 2,000.00 internets to whoever shades this drawing
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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i gave it shade so wheres my 2,000.00 Internets!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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You're welcome
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hope you dont mind teh extra stuff i did! (like teh background) enjoy teh shade!biggrin
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>>131124
two small rice bowlz! ( ´ω`)
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No.130923 + [Reply]
forcefully shaving pubic hair in public dark
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forcefully shave my public hair plz!
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>>130925
where is his Penus?
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>>130977
japanese censorship got him dark
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forcefully shaving public hair
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we've all been there
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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fuck yeah cool
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No.131081 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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butthurt lolbiggrin
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me after some spicy food... 🔥( ;´Д ` )🔥

lol
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No.13353 + [Reply]
I just want to be smart and happy again
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do drugs (＠^▽^)/
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>but I feel more accomplished and happier after drawing something or writing something or making music, even if it's not very good
this so much. i drew really bad figures but im still proud because i did that u know
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>How to make brain feel good
by posting on heyuri.net ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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remove sugar, bread, and oils from diet. And sleep more. I'm on my own journey to fix my head. ( ´ω`)
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- Eat healthier. Avoid/reduce sugar (especially avoid added sugar, corn syrup, etc.), avoid junk food, and drink more water.
- Check if you are deficient in any vitamins or minerals but remain skeptical on any diagnosis or claims.
- Go outside and get sunlight. Real sunlight is superior to pills.
- Go shower.
- Get good sleep.
- Stop porn. Porn messes you up. If you get urges then try substituting or put your mind elsewhere like through exercise. If the urge is too strong then jerk it with no porn. Ideally you should aim to be no fap or close to no fap though.
- Exercise.
- Find something to do that is mentally stimulating. You can draw, program, study japanese, etc. I would even say video games is fine but keep for any of these activities you should keep it at a level where you understand that it will not an obstacle to your well-being. For instance 12 hours a day straight studying programming will not do your health any good.
- Build a daily routine that has good habits. In your daily routine you should also prepare make-shift plans for when it goes wrong. So for example if your routine involve running X laps around the track field but one day you feel lazy then subtitute it with something else like maybe 30 minutes of studying. Good habits take patience but sometimes we feel too down in the dump to keep it going so that's why I recommend preparing for those moments.
- Don't compare yourself to others. Comparison is the thief of joy. It's insanely hard not to do this but it's something to keep in mind as you work on yourself.

Hope your brain feels good soon. (´･ω･`)
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I just woke up from a 20 year coma, I'm so excited to use a future toilet that doesn't splash water all over your butt when you go take a shit! It has been invented by now right?
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it stinks more when not immediately covered with water, so it's better to have a water splash in UrANUS
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...You guys know that you can just put a couple squares of toilet paper in the middle of the bowl and it will catch the poop and soften the blow, therefore not causing a splashback from the water, right?
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>>131059
It doesn't always work though
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>>131065
Then you're not doing it right glare2
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Why couldn't the toilet spray water downwards to create some kind of whirlpool, like an upside-down bidet? Wouldn't that prevent the splash or at least stop it from splashing straight up?
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No.131075 + [Reply]
The moon, the bear and your bare ass,
We'll be fucking you today!
Fucking you tuesday!
Fucking you wednesday!
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buttsecks party ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.131071 + [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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magic poo (´￢`)
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No.130981 + [Reply]
🐷
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damn if thats true then his style looks exactly like the most generic thing ai spits out
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>>130981
I hate this hook-nose shit. angry
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>>131036
that's what Hitler said moments before relentlessly farting into a tube connected to a giant glass jar with 60 jewish babies in it and no air holes during one of his diabolical experiments.
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>>131040
I've got a book recommendation for you based on your fetish
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>>131036
also this
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No.131026 + [Reply]
I beat Mario Sunshine, it was alright. My main problem is that a good part of the shine sprites don't involve actual platforming challenges. The general consensus seems to be that the movement is slippery and the fludd-less stages were made with the purpose of atoning for one's sins, however, I couldn't disagree more
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>don't involve actual platforming challenges
mama mia (;´Д`)
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watch out (;ﾟДﾟ)
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killcry
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When you see it, you'll shit brix
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What do Heyurizens think of INDIAnagato
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>>131025
I also want to headpat a loli too. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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If you like the mysterious charm of the orient and little girls, you may enjoy the short story "Châli" written by Guy de Maupassant.

Here it is in French and in English:
https://fr.wikisource.org/wiki/Les_S%C5%93urs_Rondoli_(recueil,_Ollendorff_1904)/Ch%C3%A2li
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/60136/pg60136-images.html#CHALI
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>>131029
aren't you curious of what hides behind these links?
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>>131060
I'm hiding behind them with my pants down dark
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kya~! it's a ghost! (;ﾟДﾟ)
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It looks cute.
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The Antioch school shooter said Kuz was a good man in his manifesto. Was the Russian colonization of Heyuri a good time?
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>>131061
yeah, and then you can be sure they'll come for us next
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>>131061
Why don't they shut down youtube every time a youtube user murders someone?
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>>131067
Because youtube is a corporation they can call SJ an extremist website and so hosting and no ddos protection will kill the site
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I'm not sure what to say, nice "manifesto" lol.
Some interesting buzzwords i've never seen before and have no clue what they mean, ancient 4chan infographics, being a soyjak "oldfag" and complaining about how their site used to be better (and i thought they always hated such people?)
>What is your political ideology?
>I have none I only support rape.
nigra
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>>131062
Negative XP? More like Niggative XP.

LOL
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